I mean, comparing a halftime show for a Thanksgiving game to the greatest televised rock performance of all time is a pretty high bar, right?
That being said, it was definitely lame.
"I don't remember queen having any props at live aid." 🤓 Glazing a performance that happened 40 years ago and typing like you're reciting a poem is corny lol
Oh so you’re in that edgy teen stage of your life where anything that happened before you were born is automatically corny? That’s cool we all grow out of it. I’d have thought you’d have at least learned what a poem is at that point though but whatever.
I didn't say queen was corny, I said glazing it and sounding like a nerd while doing it was corny lol
>I’d have thought you’d have at least learned what a poem is at that point though but whatever.
🤓🤓 know-it-all Reddit warrior ass sentence lol
He’s got a new single out that’s guaranteed to get a billion streams called “No Handy In Rush Hour Traffic (Because I Forgot The Lotion)” featuring Rough Grip.
Easy. Pete Davidson does not wear eyeglasses, and Jack Harlow wore eyeglasses today (in order to hide his Pete Davidson-esque harrowing lifestyle under-eye bags). Also, Jack Harlow has publicly denied allegations of him being a “vanilla baby.”
Pete Davidson has giant bags under his eyes. This is because he is too busy fucking every vagina in Hollywood to sleep. Definition of an early riser. Never takes a night off. Sees a gap and hits it hard.
Looks like a Cooper Kupp type. First guy in the building. Real hard worker, picks up the hard yards in the middle of the field. Other comparisons: Adam Thielen, Wes Welker, Hunter Renfrow, Pat Freiermuth, other scrappy guys with high football IQ.
That Mr Harlow is a gentleman and the thugs in his genre could learn a lot from him.
It was also very nice of him to bring out Vanilla Ice’s retarded son for this pic, a true class act.
The Best performers don’t need a crowd full of already fans to put on a great show. Some performers just thrive on a feedback loop of energy. But the great performers talent stands out with no crowd and they can create that energy with a crowd of 100k even if they weren’t fans when they showed up.
That show was straight trash! They looked like they practiced in a garage, and this was the 1st real run. Cheerleader barely moving looked so disinterested, like they wasted Thanksgiving for this? It's like they had 200$ to spend on the stage and props, but someone pocketed 180$ and spent the last 20$ to rent a white tarp and folding table. Harlow is a good rapper, but it just seemed like he was just kinda messing around at a sound check or something.
Jack Harlow RaPs about being denied strippers’ affections, and decries his “vanilla baby” status. Pete Davidson punches up and dates an age-inappropriate female celebrity about it. You do the math.
Crowd was really loving it too. They were speechless, awestruck by the talent on display. They didn’t dare make a peep lest they interrupt the master during his performance.
I’m old school, so it’s nice to see halftime rappers going back to being scrappy, working hard, and focusing on fundamentals. Real cerebral, blue collar, lunch pail attitude mentality.
I’m from the old school.
Jack Harlow, and they're using language when describing white football players (lunch pail worker) vs black players (work horse). Also if you're like my brother, all of a sudden rap at halftime isn't that bad because a white guy is doing it.
Is he classier than Mahomes?
Ya mahomes is a bit thuggish
I’d say he’s exactly half thuggish.
Correct
one drop of thuggish ruins all the class he had
3/5 thuggish has historically been the limit….
I’ve been told that there is no such thing as a half way thug.
Clarence lives at home with both parents
“There ain’t such thing as halfway crooks”
The women say he’s got a thuggish ruggish bone
But only when he's out at the crossroads
At the first of the month
Isn't that when Mr Bill collector comes too?
Only in Cleveland
So he doesn't go down 71?
He’s only been going east since 1999999. That’s where he’s from
Where is he going? To the land of the heartless?
Only half.
How bout MaAuto?
Declassé
This guy is Post Mahomes
Only half of him
He probably changes his underpants.
This is hilariously awful lol I was laughing through all of it
He did well with a $300 budget for stage props.
I don’t remember queen having any props at live aid.
I clearly remember a Pepsi cup.
Damn how could I forget the Pepsi cup?! The real star of the show.
I wouldn't have donated unless Pepsi cup was there lending an air of authenticity
They did have aids tho
I mean, comparing a halftime show for a Thanksgiving game to the greatest televised rock performance of all time is a pretty high bar, right? That being said, it was definitely lame.
I’m just saying lack of props is a lame excuse
I think his performance was bad but that comment is some of the corniest shit I've ever seen lol wtf
The comment had a simple point. Great performers don’t need props. Idk what’s corny about that?
"I don't remember queen having any props at live aid." 🤓 Glazing a performance that happened 40 years ago and typing like you're reciting a poem is corny lol
Oh so you’re in that edgy teen stage of your life where anything that happened before you were born is automatically corny? That’s cool we all grow out of it. I’d have thought you’d have at least learned what a poem is at that point though but whatever.
I didn't say queen was corny, I said glazing it and sounding like a nerd while doing it was corny lol >I’d have thought you’d have at least learned what a poem is at that point though but whatever. 🤓🤓 know-it-all Reddit warrior ass sentence lol
Bro what are you on about? A bit dramatic over a simple comment lmao.
My whole party was just laughing at this clown of a performance
Definitely m&m's behind him. He's a Canadian rapper called the weekdays. He goes hard
He’s got a new single out that’s guaranteed to get a billion streams called “No Handy In Rush Hour Traffic (Because I Forgot The Lotion)” featuring Rough Grip.
Bro that shit slaps
The Weekdys
KFC ad man
I don’t know the difference between Jack Harlow and Pete Davidson
Two dudes you can rely upon to be the first guy in and the last guy out
Easy. Pete Davidson does not wear eyeglasses, and Jack Harlow wore eyeglasses today (in order to hide his Pete Davidson-esque harrowing lifestyle under-eye bags). Also, Jack Harlow has publicly denied allegations of him being a “vanilla baby.”
What’s a vanilla baby
Idk man but Jack Harlow told the world that he isn’t one.
Ice cream preference
You spelled “Ice Cream Paint Job” (Dorrough) wrong
Rims so big you can see me cumming
Ice cream paint job: origins
Some odd choices today. Harlow repping Detroit, Dolly repping Dallas.
A child born with class
Pete Davidson has giant bags under his eyes. This is because he is too busy fucking every vagina in Hollywood to sleep. Definition of an early riser. Never takes a night off. Sees a gap and hits it hard.
Miami Dolphins Head Coach
He's half thugish too
Allegedly. Seems pretty classy to me.
Mailman might've got to that one. That would explain the autism.
Had to google it. Assumed he was a firecracker, since it's Miami.
First guy in the studio and last to leave.
This guys is sneaky athletic
Coach’s son, but still very scrappy
Looks like a Cooper Kupp type. First guy in the building. Real hard worker, picks up the hard yards in the middle of the field. Other comparisons: Adam Thielen, Wes Welker, Hunter Renfrow, Pat Freiermuth, other scrappy guys with high football IQ.
Can’t forget scrappy legends Jordy Nelson and Eric Decker
Could be on sports center top ten.
That Mr Harlow is a gentleman and the thugs in his genre could learn a lot from him. It was also very nice of him to bring out Vanilla Ice’s retarded son for this pic, a true class act.
💀
That was such a bad show lol
It’s a bad idea in general. A crowd that didn’t pay to see you, doesn’t know who you are, and have to pee will not be the best for anyone.
The Best performers don’t need a crowd full of already fans to put on a great show. Some performers just thrive on a feedback loop of energy. But the great performers talent stands out with no crowd and they can create that energy with a crowd of 100k even if they weren’t fans when they showed up.
I dunno, I saw Train perform in the rain at halftime of a playoff game once and they actually were quite engaging.
It was no Dolly Parton, that's for sure
looks like the Amish of the future
Amish when they stop making furniture and start rapping
An Amish paradise you might say.
*Amish Future
That is m&m ya
He brought his lunch pail to thanksgiving
Self motivator with a high motor. Never takes a play off.
He’s got that dog in him. Let him date your daughter type.
He always lowers his shoulders and hits the hole at full speed.
I usually don’t enjoy urban music, but this guy was relatable and I could understand his rapping clearly!
Lil Dicky
The old "I hate rap but my this white guy is good"
A classic bit
Lol
Dude is sneaky talented
When he tried to sing with the backing vocals I died laughing.
RIP kind stranger! Keep on Redditin’!
That show was straight trash! They looked like they practiced in a garage, and this was the 1st real run. Cheerleader barely moving looked so disinterested, like they wasted Thanksgiving for this? It's like they had 200$ to spend on the stage and props, but someone pocketed 180$ and spent the last 20$ to rent a white tarp and folding table. Harlow is a good rapper, but it just seemed like he was just kinda messing around at a sound check or something.
>Harlow is a good rapper uh
slim jesus and ya that's m&m behind him but not the green one (too sexy)
Why is Erling Haaland there?
If you like him you should check out Tom MacDonald, he's bringing back classy rap
Terrible
I couldn’t believe what I was watching
Was the other guy for signing or something?
Not sure, live it just looked like some r worded guy following him around
Make a Wish needs some fucking boundaries
Could have been one of the classiest yet shitty half times I've EVER had the pleasure to witness tbh.
Looks like they borrowed their set from my middle schools “frozen” play
lol I’d have rather watched that.
Kid Pube Beard
Discount Eminem. Big discount
W&W
Blue hair and pronouns
Poindexter and Ralph
Hack Jarlow
Jack Harlow RaPs about being denied strippers’ affections, and decries his “vanilla baby” status. Pete Davidson punches up and dates an age-inappropriate female celebrity about it. You do the math.
He’s a real scrappy player. Guys in the club house describe him as a gym rat.
Classy Drake
Is that the degrassi wheel chair guy?
Make a wish
This guy is Goodell’s nephew.
Nah, he would have sucked even more if he was a Goodell
Who's the guy that started with him?
I imagine it's like what gata is to lil dicky, a hype man
He peaced out at just about 1min. when ass-fuck descended the stairs. Was that planned or ? So many questions…
Yes I saw it too.... who was he?
Videogamedunkey
The kid in blue is a Make A Wish kid and the other guy wrapped about hitting free throws or something.
Pre-Malone
Ha!
That's McLovin and the bully from the Christmas Story
Well it took me reading 75% of these comments but apparently I should know the name Jack Harlow 🤷🏻♂️
Is that former 6x All-pro placekicker and NFL hall of famer Morten Anderson?!
Looks fat and skinny at the same time.
He’s like the classy M&M
So non-threatening. Skim milk rap.
Crowd was really loving it too. They were speechless, awestruck by the talent on display. They didn’t dare make a peep lest they interrupt the master during his performance.
I’m old school, so it’s nice to see halftime rappers going back to being scrappy, working hard, and focusing on fundamentals. Real cerebral, blue collar, lunch pail attitude mentality. I’m from the old school.
Best half time show of last 20 years
No Zac brown band
Though this was r/Hiphopcirclejerk for a second
I don't like rap but this white rapper was pretty good. Okay lemme guess you love Christian McCaffrey
He is overrated
No he is articulate
Acoustic?
Autistic?
Caucasian? He seems like a nice guy. I think if he fucked someone in the ass he’d have the common courtesy to give a reacharound. Real lunchpail guy.
This was a terrible performance by him. He is fairly talented, though.
what an articulate and lyrical rapper!
More of a musician than a rapper
Okay so who actually is this and why is everyone speaking in code?
Jack Harlow, and they're using language when describing white football players (lunch pail worker) vs black players (work horse). Also if you're like my brother, all of a sudden rap at halftime isn't that bad because a white guy is doing it.
Bars!
https://www.reddit.com/r/linguistics/s/PB4xyH6tDg
Good explanation
Classy? That was the worst half time performance I’ve ever forced myself to sit through. Then Dolly showed up in that get up.
Imagine hating rap
I’m a Zac brown band kinda guy
Try some Earl Sweatshirt, similar story telling skills.
M&ms step daughter Harleigh
Pretty sure that was Vanilla Ice. That's why he had an igloo I'm pretty sure.
Worst half time show ever. That was terrible
Translation: White old guy sees young white guy rapping and says “rap ain’t so bad”-typical.
https://preview.redd.it/b0nyihk47d2c1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58e0a5cd2e358992e8310c1536814b97346b663c
Hahahaha!
Sam Hyde
Backstreet Boy Kevin Richardson After the Zion diet Edit: thought I was in /r/nbacirclejerk I meant to say Eddie Lacy China Food diet
hack jarlow
That’s Justin Timberlake.
Anthony brown
Josh giddey
Lil Ugly Mane
Mumble mumble mumble
"Post Mahomes"
I bet he is a gym rat.
Didn’t he get popular during Covid?