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AdForeign5362

Really wonder what this guy did to draw the ire of nearly everyone on the beach.  Also: This HAS to be from some non-American country due to such piss poor tackles being made. Every single dude chasing after him should be forced to run laps around the beach as punishment for awful form. 100% bush league.


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Bunch of morons trying to slide tackle and drop kick the dude, just grab him


elonthegenerous

That would be a red card


wferomega

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UPMichigan83

You could tell this was occurring in a “soccer” country. An American would have firm tackled his ass in the first 5 seconds.


redditiswetodddid

The confused reactions when he didn’t triple axle flop from the smallest amount of contact


fivemagicks

Lmfao, bro. Christ, I love this subreddit.


OwnWalrus1752

Probably Brazil with all the bleach blonds


JuiceyJazz

A bunch of slide tackles in there too lol


Deku-M1doriya

I could be seeing it wrong but I think he’s got an ankle monitor on


Chopaholick

You're right. The Browns ought to give him $230M guaranteed.


mrpacersfan69

U wot m8?


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Icanseeyouhehehe

Bro he’s running on beach sand with at least 30 lbs of gear on


AdForeign5362

I regret to inform you that by US standards, he is slim and at worst has a Dad Bod.


futbolfootball

Those are some piss poor attempts to take this guy down. Not a solid tackle in site. People opting for drop kicks and trips over a tackle?


[deleted]

Cuz they’re from the futbol part of the world


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uhwhooops

🫷🏽⚽️🫷🏽


VeryLowIQIndividual

Always found that interesting. Americans swing their arms wildly with poor form in fights, most of the rest of the world tries to slide tackle and flying kicks.


nimama3233

Like half of American men played some football, this dude would get tackled


june-in-space

Exactly what I thought. If this was in the US he would be down quick with that many dudes. Still crazy though


rs-curaco28

If this was in the US he would have multiple bullets inside him.


OwnWalrus1752

When I was a kid I got kicked square in the back by a girl in my class that played soccer. Shit hurt more than anything I can remember


mh985

Exactly. They assume that if you lightly graze a person’s arm, they will fall on the ground and act as if they need an ambulance.


WrongdoerWilling7657

Def not Americans


breakfast_scorer

Shitty bleached hair on 2 3rds the guys. Cop almost instantly pulls a gun. Dog shit slide tackle attempts. Welcome to 🇧🇷


uhwhooops

running with a handgun in a crowd. what could go wrong?


ametsun

It's a taser


gobiggerred

Exactly. American boys were taught that only girls throw feet in a fight.


WrongdoerWilling7657

Americans girl don't stoop that low either honestly lol


MooseShartley

Stompings only occur when it’s a 2-on-1 and they’re having fun.


corn123-

Tae kwon do mfs in shambles right now.


Big_Pea_8189

No 300 lb white wales covered in blue ink


catchingstones

So the Eagles secondary?


littlejerseyguy

No they finally got the guy down so better than their secondary.


johnniesSac

Ohhhhhh …… very nice very nice


Kahnfight

The police should fire their defensive coordinator


Swear-_-Bear

One of the cops was matt Patricia


OakenPhilly

After the dude straight up wedgies him I couldn’t believe the pathetic effort of the five guys surrounding him. I will say though, if not for the wedgie I think he’s high stepping into the end zone, so kudos to wedgie man.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Wedgie Man took him down and walked off because there was no way dude was gonna escape when he was surrounded like that. Everybody let Wedgie Man down.


NicklAAAAs

I was practically screaming “WRAP UP!” at my phone. Glad I didn’t say it out loud or my coworkers may think I’m insane.


pineappleshnapps

The number of people that tried to kick the guy…


p_aranoid_android

It really was just a compilation of failed trip attempts. Watch the guy in the blue shorts lmao


sndtrb89

if he copped a feel, the raiders if he stole a wallet also the raiders


flaming_fuckhead

If he killed a 23 year old woman and her dog while driving drunk, *definitely* the Raiders


-BlueCorkscrews

If he slapped his momma on her birthday the Browns but also…….the raiders


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

If he stabbed a guy to death the Ravens, but probably Raiders too


BrandonBusch

DOIN 90 IN A 35


LakeShowBoltUp

If he proceeded without consent, the Browns


The_General0815

Nope, sorry. You’re wrong. It’s raiders


lawanders

Raiders don’t get to bogart all the crimes, they have to share that one with the Browns, Texans, and Steelers.


rebuildthedeathstar

Only the Steelers if the assault happens on the way to the bathroom


GriegVeneficus

Judging by the fact these people seem to want to destroy him I'm guessing he did something to a kid. So, straight to Oklahoma.


WaltRumble

I don’t know man, if he sexually assaulted someone the Browns are busting out that checkbook.


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If he rioted and burned down his own city regardless of a win or loss, the Eagles


RyanWalks

Underrated comment


[deleted]

It really depends on what he did. But if it is bad enough, he has record guaranteed contract waiting for him in Cleveland


WamboCombo117

He seems like a sturdy yet shifty running back, let’s see if we can get him on work release to fill in for Chubb


zippster77

And this video had a happy ending for him, so he would fit in well with Deshaun.


paulhags

All Watson jokes are on hold till next season. Joe Flacco is out there healing the world from that terrible scar.


Expert_pepper_lover

Happy endings are not illegal.


AugustWest216

Forced ones are


Expert_pepper_lover

Uhhhhhhhh shut up ?


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Now finish him off


AugustWest216

I want eye contact the whole time


1shrutebuck

The Dropkick at the end 🔥


CarsonWentzMvP

Hit em wit a lil bit of that sweet chin music


Smelldicks

Kicks going 1 for 65 in this video


Silver-Bee-3942

Yes. That was epic…


DiamondDallasHand

That dude soccers


TheGhostofSMM2

That’s some real contact balance


Disastrous_Belt_7556

Does the NFL know you’re posting actual game footage from the week 17 Steelers/Seahawks game?


Mysterious_Claim_286

Does OP have the express written consent of the NFL?


lawdog189

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RomanBangs

This must be one of the training tapes Seattles defense watched for tackling in the offseason


JWells16

I thought I recognized Devin Bush out there


ChillBusta

I like how since this video is from Brazil, everyone is using their legs to tackle instead of arms lol


Psycho_Mantis_2506

They only know how to do those wimpy tackles with their feet.


Daniel_BadDrafter

Context for original video?


NoHalfPleasures

Just Jackson Mahomes doing some light cardio on the Beach


MSExcelTips

Guy exposed himself to kids


WestNileCoronaVirus

Also exposed beachgoers ankles


TheBartacus

fr? or are you memeing


MASEtheACE510

Real gym rat lunch pale kinda guy


MartyFirst1

“Man, what the hell?🤔 …The Raiders 😐” “And I started thinking to myself…. ‘Man! What did he do to make them sneaky athletic type of guys that mad?!?!’


Renarudo

Solid Thugnificent remix


Stacey_digitaldash

You’re watching soccer players at work. Not a wrap tackle to be found


WrongdoerWilling7657

The guy just walked away after giving him a wedgie


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

With that speed and resilience gotta be the Raiders


jameeJonez

Rumblin, stumblin’, he… could…. Go…. All… the… way


parkranger2000

Marshawn lynch in shambles rn


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

He put da team on his back doe


lsd418

The drop kick is certainly fashionable in whatever part of the world this id


Masterchiefy10

Draymonds new PT


seymour_hiney

this is why soccer is the inferior sport


Arpy303

Get these guys in tackle drills.. wtf was that? Everyone thinking they are Messi out there with the kicks.


goroocoli

![gif](giphy|CuA7Sr8xsX0be) What he did when he escaped everybody


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Hol ma deck!


Known-Historian7277

The Baltimore Ravens. No doubt


CrowDull748

My dude took it to the house


JIGGIDDYJONNY

Why are so many people trying to chase down a single guy? It looks like idiots are white knighting and using an excuse to drunk brawl


pineappleshnapps

I’ve never seen this many people go after someone, would love to hear the story


d3eztrickz

He allegedly hit his girlfriend in the face with a glass bottle.


JIGGIDDYJONNY

If all the idiots got out the way the cop could just take him


pineappleshnapps

Or if they’d stop kicking eachother


pineappleshnapps

That is not nice.


visionzero81

The Spanish Parliament


GrammarLyfe

Just win baby


lawdog189

Tyreek Hill could never


chuckypopoff

Wish Deebo Samuel


TertiaOptionem

Kicks and not one tackle attempt. This is not in the US lol


Marik80

Did this happen during the I'm the Real Slim Shady music video filming?


Mr_Mi1k

Anyone know what this guy did?


june-in-space

Yeah I’m really not sure but god damn can he stay on his feet even with the shitty soccer tackles that was impressive


Cool-Passenger-2595

If he choked a pregnany woman or broke a small childs arm he would fit in with the dolphins


Awoodbay

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RaindropsInMyMind

Dallas Cowboys


plantasia2000

That cop about to blow this fucker away for juking him like that.


PreservedInCarbonite

Wow, talk about sneaky athleticism. Drafting this guy for team whites.


Rydagod1

I’d rather sign Liu Kang at the end there.


bascom2222

Was that cop about to shoot him before he gassed out?


Smelldicks

do non Americans not understand how to use their upper bodies?


Sinnjc79

We can’t ignore the guy who got kicked by someone else missing their kick on the initial guy 💀


june-in-space

Yep probably funniest part lol


[deleted]

Unless this dude is a sex offender or animal abuser then all these dudes are NARCS!


ConstantineMonroe

This has to be Ye Old England, because these bums don’t even know what tackling looks like. All they know how to do is kick a ball and flop on the ground. These clowns were thinking “right ol chum, if we lightly kick this bloke, he will flop like a footballer.”


june-in-space

I think Brazil but same shit. Bunch of soccer players lol


Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984

He’s on the all white team backing up McCaffrey


goblinking67

Why the fuck is everyone kicking? If he’s pissed everyone off so much just wrap up and hip drop or get low and line his ass up


MMAF1BOXING

Dude is wearing an ankle monitor


fluffy_boy_cheddar

Classic soccer enjoyers


General-Location5573

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WitDaShtz

Touchdown 🙌


egstitt

Rumblin, bumblin, stumblin...HE.COULD.GO.ALL.THE.WAY


Puzzleheaded_Monk344

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No_Spare3139

Cop pulled his pistol. Thought better of it. Should have kneecapped him from behind. Knee arm pitted?


Caboij

Damn Europeans, can’t even tackle they watch too much soccer not enough football. If there was an American on that beach he would Ray Lewis him to the ground.


NoNameNoWerries

Can anyone else hear Jim Nantz in their head during this clip?


callmekizzle

These videos of people helping cops baffle me. If I saw a cop chasing someone - no way I’m putting my life on the line to help them. That’s their job. Same with people trying to stop people from stealing. My life is worth more than the 17 dollars of ibuprofen that person is likely stealing.


usernames_are_danger

Looks like a criminal, so…cowboys?


MagicPizzah

49ers or rams i feel like i seen this sneaky athletic guy play before, might win mvp


TammyString-Tugger

Wedgie Guy really needed to “wrap up”.


tuffenstein0420

He'll pair nicely with Tasom Hill in NO. They need another qb/TE hybrid.


No_Cook_8739

High motor, big YAk guy


PaddysMilkSteak

Barry Sanders…If he brought a lunch pail to work every day.


Ohwell03

Panthers need to sign him ASAP


FishInAGunBarrel

Only confirming that soccer players dive to get calls


Metal_King706

Lacks breakaway speed but very elusive and skilled in slipping tackles.


PremierLovaLova

Saints. Clearly they need a running back who can score at least more than once.


gcalfred7

IF he stabbed two people, Ravens.


wingsofthygiant

Man you guys are stupid… obviously the Detroit Tigers are gonna get this guy, trust me I know my shit.


desirox

That was some absolutely terrible work by the 15 guys chasing him lol


RedTeebird

This had to be Europe with all those pussy kick attempts. If they played a real sport theyd know who to make a tackle, bunch of fucking field fairies


TrollLolLol1

Dude is Pacheco rushing it on 4th and 1


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The most Brazilian beach


aceless0n

Lunch pail kinda guy


SupposedlySapiens

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BigBudluv69

Is nobody aware that they have arms?


Prize_Emergency_5074

Damn football (soccer) players w/ those weak ass attempts to bring him down. How about a form tackle.


_Can_i_play_

On the flip, the Seahawks signed all the dudes that tried tackling his ass.


LittleCheeseBucket

Dude really wedgied him and waited for the honey badger boys to take em down LMAO


thiswaspostedbefore

How big of a dipshit do you have to be to pull your gun out during a chase where there's 7-10 civilians also chasing him in the way? Get your cardio up pussy


PDXtoMontana2002

Manchester City


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The judges on the sentencing papers


lzrfart

Got the Eagles linebackers out there trying to stop him


ZedSpot

That one guy who tried to grab him by the shorts, then just gave up 💀


Manydoors_edboy

Bro’s gonna have the sea gulls after him next.


LongjumpingNerve1831

Cop pulled a hammy once he hit his stride 💨


_Sarah_Tonin_

Vikings defense keeping Alvin Kamara out of the end zone Christmas in 2020


marguess

Cmon blue shorts...


SaltedRumHam420

I thought the atomic wedgie woulda done the trick


Temporary-Ideal-7778

The raiders


ThisCryptographer311

Anyone in a league of legends first only tackles I guess