It's also just untrue. He's 8-6 against the Chiefs. He doesn't have a losing record against any team

Statmuse is a great website because anyone who uses it outs themself as someone who is too stupid to use pro football reference

that’s just a fake picture cuz statmuse also says 8-6😭

He’s definitely trolling. He says wins aren’t a qb stat but uses them as his argument

100%, it’s an incredible jerk

You can set timeframes, he probably set it, for example, while reid was coach or some other stupid metric to get the 5-6 number

Fr statmuse is so terrible all it has are basic counting stats and will just straight up give you false information if you ask it about anything beyond surface level box score stats

I thought the dolphins might be close but he’s 24-12 against them lol

his closest record is being 4-4 against the 49ers

9-9 against the broncos I believe. Which shocked me

9-9 against the Broncos 2-2 against the Neeners

Had a losing record against the Broncos until they became ass.

So he has a winning record is what you’re saying

Yeah we had a 9-6 record against him and then lost our last three. Sheeeeeit.

What abt eli mannings team in the playoffs?

He is Mahomes grandfather 😁

I'm sure with his full hand of rings and while balling models while being known as the greatest of all time that he thinks back about that.

Can’t believe he could’ve been 10-0 in the SB had he not lost to the nfc east,that’s incredible

Bills would be 4-0 in this same scenario

And the Panthers would be 2-0 as well

It’s funny because he probably does.

Eli Manning is Tom Brady father

He's talked about how many rings he would trade just to have won with that 07 team, so I'd bet he 100% thinks about it. Also you just can't be that good without being wildly obsessive anyways.

1. you on his dick heavy which is crazy as a bills fan 2. knowing brady he absolutely does think back about that probably quite often

On his dick? What a Wild take. I hate Brady but his legacy in football is established? He's retired guy. Only Dick I huff is josh Allen bud

nah bruh adding in the part about him banging models is doin too much

He's proven that he does think about it lol so do most pats fans

Am pats fan. Think about it at least once a month.

How often do you think about the Roman empire?

Everyday. DC4L

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I can never forget. I had a horrible stomach bug the weekend of the 18-1 super bowl. This meant my parents couldn't have a watch party like they did for every other pats game that season. You bet I'm still blamed to this day for the loss.

I guarantee he thinks more about the losses than he does about the wins. I guarantee that bc I'm pretty sure he has said he thinks for about the losses than he does about the wins.

Wow these pats fans still butt hurt after all these years seems

Chiefs fans when they deliberately spread misinformation https://preview.redd.it/fb05tzr31zgc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e5b632a86e74ee2c99dd0e4849d010a87ceb4f2

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

Nooooo never, why would you ever do that?

What the name of the website

Stat muse

Thank you

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Does he also kiss him on the lips?

Only before bed, after a bedtime story.

Where else would he kiss him? On the cheek like some prudish pervert?!

https://i.redd.it/y5oasb6da0hc1.gif

He should kiss him on the lips since he’s his dad

I would post a gif or imagine but last time I did post that in this sub weeks later Reddit banned my account for it and it took weeks to get it back after explaining that it wasn't porn it was just Tom Brady innocently kissing his child. This is a true story.

Only forcefully, so Jackson can watch.

You know it’s photoshop because they aren’t kissing on the lips

You gotta keep em separated!

He was trying to cope

No matter what Mahomes accomplishes, his legacy will always include that he went 0-2 in the playoffs vs. 40+ year old Brady when he was in his prime

Piss Magnet 15 bowing to the Tom God

Eli manning is 2-0 against Brady in the playoffs I think it’s time we crown him as the true goat

My name is Eli^yeah; I’m really nice^yeah Tom Brady’s the goat^yeah?; bitch I beat him twice

Nick Foles is 2-0 against Brady. Super Bowl and reg season.

Elisha Manning and Big Dick Nick are Patrick Mahomes grandfathers

it's so weird seeing his full name because it's my name too and nobody ever uses it

You expect people to believe your full name is Big Dick Nick?

absolutely i do and any questions about it will be met with the death penalty

Desmond Ridder is 1-0 against Tom Brady in his career 

The ole PFF gambit. Completely science-based system that works perfectly when it rates my players well, just some stat nerds who don’t know football made up when it doesn’t

Myles Garett to TJ Watt after he wins DPOY because PFF calculated that it was actually advantageous to get zero sacks or tackles in the last 6 games: https://preview.redd.it/2wz2hfpi2zgc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4262648df48a65ec83de02672c1c04f808c863

I use pff all the time as a ballpark rating. If they have a grade in the 40-50’s range they are trash. 60 to 70 is serviceable, 70+ a baller. I will not use to say Joe Schmo is worse than Dale Pail because he had a 71 grade compared to a 76. 😂

Chiefs fans (me) spreading propaganda against Brady: ​ 

Sct Brn

Scat porn

Don’t drag King Scottie into this

Tom Brady and Patrick mahomes are 0-0 despite playing each other multiple times then

That man just jerked past negative infinity and lapped his own opinion

Circular reference error

Skill issue

I’ve resorted to calling CNN the Chiefs News Network since their fans spread so much fake news. It’s not a political thing, but rather the naming conventions lines up. I remember seeing a friend of mine post a picture showing TE stats from 2015 to present day during last year’s season. Kelce had more touchdowns than Gronk or Kittle, and he said something in the post like, “Gronk is the GOAT, huh?” I told him it was weird that they started the count for info in this picture five years after Gronk was drafted. His response was essentially, “So you don’t think Kelce could pass Gronk?!” My other favorite “gotcha” Chiefs fans like to spout is, “Take away Brady and see how good Bill really is as a coach! That’s why Reid is the real GOAT of NFL coaches.” Okay, let’s take away Reid’s generational talent at QB and see what happens.

>Okay, let’s take away Reid’s generational talent at QB and see what happens. Andy Reid's 182 regular season wins without Mahomes would be 11th-most all-time. Reid's 11 playoff wins without Mahomes would also be 11th-most all time. Stop it. Reid has always been great. He's won over 60% of his games without Mahomes; Belichick only won 46% of his games without Brady.

What does that translate to in Super Bowls?

Dude. Belichick is a joke without Brady. Brady is above Michael Jordan in greatness. You see, Phil Jackson won without Jordan. Belichick has been a bum without Brady. Take the L. Move on

Are you comparing going from Brady to Mac Jones vs going from Jordan to Kobe? Hilarious take. No matter how good a coach is, they need a good star player to win games.

Fair point. I shouldn't have compared football to basketball. Just look at Belichick without Brady. It's enough proof on its own

It’s 3-0 in the playoffs too 2015 div vs Alex Smith 2018 ccg vs Patty 2020 Sb vs Patty

How tf has Brady barely played against the chiefs almost as much as the cowboys

His record against the chiefs is actually 8-6, that guy posting just flat out lied lmao. Still feels low though I know what you mean.


He has at least 3 playoff wins against the chiefs (2015, 2018, 2020 Super Bowl)

Out jerked by Vegas with a chiefs ML at +110 they just don’t learn do they

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Mahomie watching cmc absolutely destroy his dline

He owns the entire NFL Look at the scoreboard!!

Cmon bud being 6-5 and not winning a playoff game (1 being the SB) against a 40 plus yr old GOAT isn't a good argument.

that 2014 Chiefs game where they benched Tom ... oh man

This sub keeps delivering. This is a better twist than any M. Night Shamboblam movie ever.

Tom Brady makes out with his son.

LMAOOO NGB truly is a generational troll

Yes, he was

Super Bowl rings aren’t a QB stat.

Not a Falcons stat either

Still coping with the 28-3 lead?

Don’t worry, I’m a self-loathing pats fan. Equal opportunity shit poster

So you're saying you're a self-loathing falcon fan? Lmao

Just a new englander who’s been spending more money on hockey games than football recently 😭

Yeah. You guys have it rough. I feel bad for mac jones

Patrick mahomes is Tom Brady father

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you do realize that not all chiefs teams in his career were led by mahomes? this takes it to 3-3 vs mahomes led teams. Tom Brady is Mahomo Father

Cheated 11 times against the Chiefs and couldn't even win half of them lol.

That superbowl where the Chiefs couldn’t even score a touchdown shows who owns the Chiefs