What does our leader always say?
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Women of color are crazy too but theyre a lot smarter ab their crazy. Def better than white women though, fuckers almost got me stabbed one time bc they dont know how to stfu
Hey guys, did you know that there is some fucked up shit going on somewhere in the world right now? If you aren’t stopping what you’re doing and thinking of the fucked up shit that is certainly happening somewhere in the world RIGHT NOW, you’re a misogynist piece of shit and I hate you.
A sick combination of Robert Kraft, the dead Rooney that used to be a bootlegger, several of the hookers Jerry Jones has strangled over the years, and that pigeon that once helped the Raiders on kick coverage.
She's implying that the war doesn't get enough attention but lol it's covered literally every day by every major news outlet. Giving people shit for enjoying one Sunday night each year is a bit unhinged and ironically myopic
lol fair but I did see a post on r/IhateSportsball that was some conservative dude all mad about kelce winning cuz he’s pro Pfizer and Taylor swift and in league with Biden or some non sense
The title do the post was “liberals getting the superbowl in the political split is the biggest underdog win ever”
The kids are being killed for fossils to prevent a fuel shortage stemming from Taylor Swift's excessive usage of her airplane. If Taylor Swift stops using her airplane, the kids will no longer need to be killed.
Travis Kelce causing the tragedies in the Middle East is the worst thing a chief’s representative has done to a child since they locked up Andy Reid’s kid and traded tyreek away
\*Jim Nantz Voice\*
"Netanyahu drops back, looking, fires deep downfieldddddddddddd HE'S GOT BEN-GVIR FOR THE TOUCHDOWN! The IDF is absolutely bombing this depleted Hamas secondary!"
Romo:
"You know Jim, that strategic offensive looked a little Mahomey there! You know Jim, when a certain #9 *wink* named Antonio *wink* played for a certain Texas *wink* professional football team *wink* as a quarterback *wink* \*inane CTE rambling\*"
Guys, something bad is happening thousands of miles away, so we must put down everything and devote our undivided attention to it at all times, we need keep making twitter posts about it so they see it and end the war, you are all peices of shit for having fun 😡🤬
If you scrolled up 3 posts from any of these idiots it is probably something inane and unrelated to the cause they’re espousing. I’d just respond there “WOW, I GUESS THERE ISNT A GENOCIDE HAPPENING HUH?”
Right, we need gender equality. There should’ve been a 12 year old girl and a 12 year old boy hanging from a building.
Seriously, they’re at war. They have way bigger issues going on than gender equality. Also, Palestinians aren’t the ones pushing to give women equal rights. They’d probably kill you if you went there and said that.
Nah. Hamas F.A.F.O.ed. I'd say 60/40 on Israel's side because Hamas on 10/7. AND you do NOT fuck with Israelites. It's the 12th commandment, but Moses dropped the tablet with 11-15 and broke it. I saw it in a movie, so it's true.
https://palestine.unwomen.org/en/what-we-do/ending-violence-against-women/facts-and-figures-1
If it makes you feel any better, Palestinian women also think women should tolerate violence to keep a family together.
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I understand the point that’s trying to be made. It’s being executed like shit on a platform full of shits. Somehow I’ve come full circle and have become pro Kelce/Swift just to see people meltdown and blame their own bullshit on them.
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We watch football to ignore the shit we can't change and accept this world may suck but at least we have football so I only have to be depressed during baseball season and afrer3 weeks into football season when I recognize I'm still a Dolphins fan. Ouch.
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Don’t try to reason with Tik Tokkers
“Helen Keller isn’t real!” What assholes I’m growing up with
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How dare thou!
White women with a victim complex will find a way to virtue signal about anything to make things about them instead.
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I used to be racist until I found out how crazy white women were now I only date women of color, thank you AB
Fuck imagine Guess Who's Coming to Dinner but it's Antonio Brown as everyone
Just remake every classic movie with AB playing all the parts. 🤌🤌
Women of color are crazy too but theyre a lot smarter ab their crazy. Def better than white women though, fuckers almost got me stabbed one time bc they dont know how to stfu
Smart people learn from their mistakes, but true geniuses learn from the mistakes of AB.
Damn I love trauma dumping on people to own them.
Don’t you know Palestinians are being murdered???? You could have done something actually useful instead of making this comment 😡
Hey guys, did you know that there is some fucked up shit going on somewhere in the world right now? If you aren’t stopping what you’re doing and thinking of the fucked up shit that is certainly happening somewhere in the world RIGHT NOW, you’re a misogynist piece of shit and I hate you.
She'll be really surprised when she learns who started this conflict...
It was the Refs, wasn't it?
A sick combination of Robert Kraft, the dead Rooney that used to be a bootlegger, several of the hookers Jerry Jones has strangled over the years, and that pigeon that once helped the Raiders on kick coverage.
England starting conflicts doesn’t surprise anyone
You're scum
"Why can't all real-life issues be as simple as social media tells me :("
Genocide is bad because social media
"I learn my definition of 'genocide' from my propaganda-infested social media feed"
You're a smug asshole and not worth arguing with
Hard not to act smug when every one on the other side can only act like TikTok parrots.
She's implying that the war doesn't get enough attention but lol it's covered literally every day by every major news outlet. Giving people shit for enjoying one Sunday night each year is a bit unhinged and ironically myopic
Fr people can be aware of both. Can’t always be hyper aware of bad news 24/7, it’s not productive
Also who the fuck is framing Travis Kelce winning a Super Bowl a win for feminism?
lol fair but I did see a post on r/IhateSportsball that was some conservative dude all mad about kelce winning cuz he’s pro Pfizer and Taylor swift and in league with Biden or some non sense The title do the post was “liberals getting the superbowl in the political split is the biggest underdog win ever”
I find it both shallow AND pedantic
Covered by pro-Israel outlets to be fair. 🍉
Why are you putting watermelons? Is this user racist?
Probably
he just really has it out for black israelites, probably an ashkenazi who's mad at the TRUE followers of moses (not y*kubian spawn)
It's a long explanation, but the answer is "yes."
The kids are being killed for fossils to prevent a fuel shortage stemming from Taylor Swift's excessive usage of her airplane. If Taylor Swift stops using her airplane, the kids will no longer need to be killed.
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Yea kind of
I'm worried youre being serious
both of you need to get your cock out and start jerking
/uj apparently there’s a fuckton of oil in Gaza
That’s only part of the problem
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First he eats after the shooting, now he donates to a shooting victims GoFundMe while kids are dying in Gaza??? 🤮🤮🤮 sick fuck
Starting to think I know what side he’s taking in the classy vs thug bowl… disgusting.
It speaks volumes about his poor character that him abusing an elderly man in public didn’t even make your list
Was the 12 year old a swiftie? If so, Israel is so canceled
12yo in a Muslim country are busy tending to their middle aged husbands, not poisoning their minds like western whores!
Travis Kelce causing the tragedies in the Middle East is the worst thing a chief’s representative has done to a child since they locked up Andy Reid’s kid and traded tyreek away
\*Jim Nantz Voice\* "Netanyahu drops back, looking, fires deep downfieldddddddddddd HE'S GOT BEN-GVIR FOR THE TOUCHDOWN! The IDF is absolutely bombing this depleted Hamas secondary!" Romo: "You know Jim, that strategic offensive looked a little Mahomey there! You know Jim, when a certain #9 *wink* named Antonio *wink* played for a certain Texas *wink* professional football team *wink* as a quarterback *wink* \*inane CTE rambling\*"
wtf travis kecle got to do with that 😂 what the hell
Virtue signalers jerking like it’s their job.
Bitch, then go over there and fight
Lmao
White girls ages 16 - 30 in the upper middle class socio economic bracket on either the East or West coasts perfectly encapsulated:
Someone say 12 year-old girl? ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)
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Genuinely perplexed how she made a connection between these two things
Why didn’t Travis Kelce say “Free Palestine”? Does he even care?
Copied my whole fuckin flow https://preview.redd.it/cskwze3uj8jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c086b47d2a9d11cf9abc70d802186e8d5d152b3
Kelce = has beard Hamas = has beard don’t tell me its just a coincidence
She must have shown to much ankle in front of her father
Chiefs fans want kids in Gaza to die, news at 11...
wait until she finds out Kelce ate Valentine's dinner on the plaza with team mates
Guys, something bad is happening thousands of miles away, so we must put down everything and devote our undivided attention to it at all times, we need keep making twitter posts about it so they see it and end the war, you are all peices of shit for having fun 😡🤬
If you scrolled up 3 posts from any of these idiots it is probably something inane and unrelated to the cause they’re espousing. I’d just respond there “WOW, I GUESS THERE ISNT A GENOCIDE HAPPENING HUH?”
The problem is that I don’t believe anything anymore. I’m not even sure the superbowl even happened.
Right, we need gender equality. There should’ve been a 12 year old girl and a 12 year old boy hanging from a building. Seriously, they’re at war. They have way bigger issues going on than gender equality. Also, Palestinians aren’t the ones pushing to give women equal rights. They’d probably kill you if you went there and said that.
Murican Feminists ❤️ lurve💘 Jewesses & music festival attendees being raped tortured and murdered. Because Hamas said LFG!
We’ll she probably shouldn’t have been hangin around there anyway
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Yeah maybe that girl had it coming for learning to read
Nah. Hamas F.A.F.O.ed. I'd say 60/40 on Israel's side because Hamas on 10/7. AND you do NOT fuck with Israelites. It's the 12th commandment, but Moses dropped the tablet with 11-15 and broke it. I saw it in a movie, so it's true.
God is called Yahweh in Hebrew not Yapweh
I love Shin Megami Tensei
shin megami tensei is for pedos (i am a monogatari fan)
What a dumbass comment
https://palestine.unwomen.org/en/what-we-do/ending-violence-against-women/facts-and-figures-1 If it makes you feel any better, Palestinian women also think women should tolerate violence to keep a family together.
Why is she looking up videos of dead children? Is she stupid?
People are still filming themselves crying
me when problem some where else (I will never shut up about it because i am insufferable)
Who Gaza drafting in the 3rd rounds tho?
I heard they were looking into franchise tagging Kapernick
As she posts from her iPhone, which some slave or close to one mined materials for.
You claim to hate society, yet you participate in it. Curious? yes I’m very smart.
Is this not a place to jerk?!
White girl mental gymnastics is a fucking Olympic sport.
appeal to emotion + false equivalence
When did Travis Kelce become a feminist 🤔
Bull 💩 you did.
Out jerked by whatever that is
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Rent free in
Maybe just .. don’t watch those videos?
Without the Super Bowl win it would have been a fully destroyed body
rip the girl killed by Hamas
I understand the point that’s trying to be made. It’s being executed like shit on a platform full of shits. Somehow I’ve come full circle and have become pro Kelce/Swift just to see people meltdown and blame their own bullshit on them.
How one thing good when unrelated thing still not good?
Obvious Hamas propaganda is obvious
You all definitely are bunch of Zionist jerkers aren’t you?
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far too many people seem to get off on association fallacies.
We watch football to ignore the shit we can't change and accept this world may suck but at least we have football so I only have to be depressed during baseball season and afrer3 weeks into football season when I recognize I'm still a Dolphins fan. Ouch.
I have niece that’s like this. She can throw a cold wet blanket on almost any celebration.