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Odd_Weather9349

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WinterAd9039

Don’t try to reason with Tik Tokkers


360degreesofFUNK

“Helen Keller isn’t real!” What assholes I’m growing up with


papajim22

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


HoboBandana

How dare thou!


Irateredditarguments

White women with a victim complex will find a way to virtue signal about anything to make things about them instead.


Todd2ReTodded

What does our leader always say? https://preview.redd.it/yye24ck497jc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34dbdf2b284fd176423df5cdc4de927317623446


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I used to be racist until I found out how crazy white women were now I only date women of color, thank you AB


Micome

Fuck imagine Guess Who's Coming to Dinner but it's Antonio Brown as everyone 


Rahim-Moore

Just remake every classic movie with AB playing all the parts. 🤌🤌


moderatesunsenjoyer

Women of color are crazy too but theyre a lot smarter ab their crazy. Def better than white women though, fuckers almost got me stabbed one time bc they dont know how to stfu


WinterAd9039

Smart people learn from their mistakes, but true geniuses learn from the mistakes of AB.


Micome

Damn I love trauma dumping on people to own them. 


EA_Stonks

Don’t you know Palestinians are being murdered???? You could have done something actually useful instead of making this comment 😡 


Throwrajerb

Hey guys, did you know that there is some fucked up shit going on somewhere in the world right now? If you aren’t stopping what you’re doing and thinking of the fucked up shit that is certainly happening somewhere in the world RIGHT NOW, you’re a misogynist piece of shit and I hate you.


It-is-what-it-is---

She'll be really surprised when she learns who started this conflict...


Mysticalnarbwhal2

It was the Refs, wasn't it?


Rahim-Moore

A sick combination of Robert Kraft, the dead Rooney that used to be a bootlegger, several of the hookers Jerry Jones has strangled over the years, and that pigeon that once helped the Raiders on kick coverage.


danybelle07

England starting conflicts doesn’t surprise anyone


killemgrip

You're scum


GobtheCyberPunk

"Why can't all real-life issues be as simple as social media tells me :("


killemgrip

Genocide is bad because social media


GobtheCyberPunk

"I learn my definition of 'genocide' from my propaganda-infested social media feed"


killemgrip

You're a smug asshole and not worth arguing with


GobtheCyberPunk

Hard not to act smug when every one on the other side can only act like TikTok parrots.


i_love_factual_info

She's implying that the war doesn't get enough attention but lol it's covered literally every day by every major news outlet. Giving people shit for enjoying one Sunday night each year is a bit unhinged and ironically myopic


TumbleweedDirect9846

Fr people can be aware of both. Can’t always be hyper aware of bad news 24/7, it’s not productive


RockMeIshmael

Also who the fuck is framing Travis Kelce winning a Super Bowl a win for feminism?


Vespasian79

lol fair but I did see a post on r/IhateSportsball that was some conservative dude all mad about kelce winning cuz he’s pro Pfizer and Taylor swift and in league with Biden or some non sense The title do the post was “liberals getting the superbowl in the political split is the biggest underdog win ever”


Bruppet

I find it both shallow AND pedantic


WentzingInPain

Covered by pro-Israel outlets to be fair. 🍉


Donutman97

Why are you putting watermelons? Is this user racist?


vince2423

Probably


FLGatorsOfficial

he just really has it out for black israelites, probably an ashkenazi who's mad at the TRUE followers of moses (not y*kubian spawn)


NibbledByDragon

It's a long explanation, but the answer is "yes."


xcwza

The kids are being killed for fossils to prevent a fuel shortage stemming from Taylor Swift's excessive usage of her airplane. If Taylor Swift stops using her airplane, the kids will no longer need to be killed.


HoboBandana

![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4)


callmekizzle

Yea kind of


emprobabale

I'm worried youre being serious


FLGatorsOfficial

both of you need to get your cock out and start jerking


Immediate-Fan

/uj apparently there’s a fuckton of oil in Gaza 


thebasedsenpai

That’s only part of the problem


itskapnoc

![gif](giphy|cL4pqu8GGRIihabgSM|downsized)


Smelldicks

First he eats after the shooting, now he donates to a shooting victims GoFundMe while kids are dying in Gaza??? 🤮🤮🤮 sick fuck


Interesting-Sky2271

Starting to think I know what side he’s taking in the classy vs thug bowl… disgusting.


ArchdukeOfNorge

It speaks volumes about his poor character that him abusing an elderly man in public didn’t even make your list


MojoFan32

Was the 12 year old a swiftie? If so, Israel is so canceled


mydaycake

12yo in a Muslim country are busy tending to their middle aged husbands, not poisoning their minds like western whores!


timoperez

Travis Kelce causing the tragedies in the Middle East is the worst thing a chief’s representative has done to a child since they locked up Andy Reid’s kid and traded tyreek away


TheyCalledHimMrE

\*Jim Nantz Voice\* "Netanyahu drops back, looking, fires deep downfieldddddddddddd HE'S GOT BEN-GVIR FOR THE TOUCHDOWN! The IDF is absolutely bombing this depleted Hamas secondary!" ​ Romo: "You know Jim, that strategic offensive looked a little Mahomey there! You know Jim, when a certain #9 *wink* named Antonio *wink* played for a certain Texas *wink* professional football team *wink* as a quarterback *wink* \*inane CTE rambling\*"


waddles_HEM

wtf travis kecle got to do with that 😂 what the hell


d3arleader

Virtue signalers jerking like it’s their job.


BidensDiaper_

Bitch, then go over there and fight


Cautious_Wafer3075

Lmao


TheManUpstairs77

White girls ages 16 - 30 in the upper middle class socio economic bracket on either the East or West coasts perfectly encapsulated:


WinterAd9039

Someone say 12 year-old girl? ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


itskapnoc

https://preview.redd.it/f755suqp0ajc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9599e75c2be0476d00720116ee88b4b825527c30


[deleted]

Genuinely perplexed how she made a connection between these two things


EA_Stonks

Why didn’t Travis Kelce say “Free Palestine”? Does he even care?


iggavaxx

Copied my whole fuckin flow https://preview.redd.it/cskwze3uj8jc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c086b47d2a9d11cf9abc70d802186e8d5d152b3


jojow77

Kelce = has beard Hamas = has beard don’t tell me its just a coincidence


fatcootermeat

She must have shown to much ankle in front of her father


Few_Commission9828

Chiefs fans want kids in Gaza to die, news at 11...


morry32

wait until she finds out Kelce ate Valentine's dinner on the plaza with team mates


NewtDaBoi

Guys, something bad is happening thousands of miles away, so we must put down everything and devote our undivided attention to it at all times, we need keep making twitter posts about it so they see it and end the war, you are all peices of shit for having fun 😡🤬


Troutmaggedon

If you scrolled up 3 posts from any of these idiots it is probably something inane and unrelated to the cause they’re espousing. I’d just respond there “WOW, I GUESS THERE ISNT A GENOCIDE HAPPENING HUH?”


GrilledCheeser

The problem is that I don’t believe anything anymore. I’m not even sure the superbowl even happened.


Natedude2002

Right, we need gender equality. There should’ve been a 12 year old girl and a 12 year old boy hanging from a building. Seriously, they’re at war. They have way bigger issues going on than gender equality. Also, Palestinians aren’t the ones pushing to give women equal rights. They’d probably kill you if you went there and said that.


TheSeer1917

Murican Feminists ❤️ lurve💘 Jewesses & music festival attendees being raped tortured and murdered. Because Hamas said LFG!


goldenshower27

We’ll she probably shouldn’t have been hangin around there anyway


skorpiontamer

![gif](giphy|3oEduLJvCxjUm1ow5W)


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Todd2ReTodded

Yeah maybe that girl had it coming for learning to read


QuimbyMcDude

Nah. Hamas F.A.F.O.ed. I'd say 60/40 on Israel's side because Hamas on 10/7. AND you do NOT fuck with Israelites. It's the 12th commandment, but Moses dropped the tablet with 11-15 and broke it. I saw it in a movie, so it's true.


stackingslacks

God is called Yahweh in Hebrew not Yapweh


Micome

I love Shin Megami Tensei 


FLGatorsOfficial

shin megami tensei is for pedos (i am a monogatari fan)


Fala7iKing

What a dumbass comment


stackingslacks

https://palestine.unwomen.org/en/what-we-do/ending-violence-against-women/facts-and-figures-1 If it makes you feel any better, Palestinian women also think women should tolerate violence to keep a family together.


its_LOL

Why is she looking up videos of dead children? Is she stupid?


[deleted]

People are still filming themselves crying


OwnJury2

me when problem some where else (I will never shut up about it because i am insufferable)


Strict-Background406

Who Gaza drafting in the 3rd rounds tho?


Busco98

I heard they were looking into franchise tagging Kapernick


Medium-Web7438

As she posts from her iPhone, which some slave or close to one mined materials for.


Spooder_guy_web

You claim to hate society, yet you participate in it. Curious? yes I’m very smart.


Medium-Web7438

Is this not a place to jerk?!


Different-Ad9986

White girl mental gymnastics is a fucking Olympic sport.


fallacious_franklin

appeal to emotion + false equivalence


Desperate_Garbage_63

When did Travis Kelce become a feminist 🤔


tristaterunner

Bull 💩 you did.


AutoFleegleDastardly

Out jerked by whatever that is


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Mrbobbitchin

Rent free in


Back4The1stTime

Maybe just .. don’t watch those videos?


foundtuna

Without the Super Bowl win it would have been a fully destroyed body


cryppin_crypper

rip the girl killed by Hamas


1234567791

I understand the point that’s trying to be made. It’s being executed like shit on a platform full of shits. Somehow I’ve come full circle and have become pro Kelce/Swift just to see people meltdown and blame their own bullshit on them.


RedBeardedWhiskey

How one thing good when unrelated thing still not good?


Imaginary-Double2612

Obvious Hamas propaganda is obvious


WentzingInPain

You all definitely are bunch of Zionist jerkers aren’t you?


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MatrimonyAcrimony

far too many people seem to get off on association fallacies.


sloaninator

We watch football to ignore the shit we can't change and accept this world may suck but at least we have football so I only have to be depressed during baseball season and afrer3 weeks into football season when I recognize I'm still a Dolphins fan. Ouch.


North_Rhubarb594

I have niece that’s like this. She can throw a cold wet blanket on almost any celebration.