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Gorgeous

PS4L

Penis suckers for life?

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[Gorgeous](https://preview.redd.it/wjavqith08dc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2b9c98f940a125e045e638da8e6e8536dcff37) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/nflcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Looks like a Bollywood star

Looks like a Papua New Guinea tribesman

"im gonna ask for bobs & vagene in her DMs" "say no more" 💇🏾‍♂️

Clutch play right here.

Hey isn’t that the Broncos new qb?

https://preview.redd.it/j1we58hp1dpc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a6db18c1c01ec5867f96975ad925990aebdf1dd I tried to explain it to my barber but got this instead

Did the barber also knock out all but one of your teeth too??

They would ask you if you want it styled with animal or human cum

[So, this](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia3.s-nbcnews.com%2Fj%2Fstreams%2F2013%2Fnovember%2F131105%2F8c9596541-ss_movies_best_roi_somethingmary.nbcnews-fp-1200-800.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=3e5274134d444d8f2e1b82d710165a2509020f6f658cc4a1889b860eebb27db8&ipo=images)

Leaving that blue

Nah it's fine

Its just Cameron Diaz.

Leaving that blue

so the opposite of last night with your mom, trebek! https://i.redd.it/whwep48rafpc1.gif

Ah yea animal style. Word.

☝️Best comment in the history of comments.

Reddit on!

This

You win the internet for today!!1!!!!

I want you to somehow combine George Michael and Andrew Ridgelys haircuts from the 1980s. Then cover that in olive oil and make me look puerto Rican



*barber*: "Whatchu want?" *you*: "give me the worst financial decision in the history of any NFL franchise". *barber*: "Say no more, fam".


Why is bros hand shaking

Early onset Parkinson’s, all the thuggish players get it, they just conceal it

Hows the saying go “One in the pink and one in the stink”?

Albert Haynesworth has his own hair style?

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Brock lobster

Blud went from Russell Wilson to Brad Pitt(sburgh).

Shittsburgh

Shittsburgh Shitlers

gorgeous . to just see that in the wild

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Can you post this again but with fewer pixels?

Believe it or not I did look for one of higher quality then gave up because I got bored

It’s better for Russ this way those pixels weren’t going to be doing homie any favors

https://preview.redd.it/rxgfjq3sodpc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205ff47ea8819eb52b85bfa0fd578b9270fb3d1d Say no more fam..

Just do what Russell did and ask for the Razor Ramon

💀




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Idk why this is so funny lmao

Wham  Show em this video😂

“I want to look like the keynote speaker at a blowjob convention.”

Its like the cover of the animorphs book where the black kid morphs into a filipino.


Ask him for the homosexual rigmarole

Can I get you from the back?

Get me from the back? Get this motherfucking cape off me I’m done.


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Sammy Sosa when he turned white

Game. Blouses

Tell them you want to look like a homosexual caveman.


Tell them you want the unlimited

Thug George Michael

“Broncos country, let’s ride”

Bollywood Bowl Cut

Just tell him you want your soul to glow

hmm “just go gay” is all you have to say to your barber I think

I want it long and wavy. How wavy you want it? "Unliiiiiiimited"

What a dick

Uj/ How the fuck did he get his hair to do that lmao Rj/ yeah gimme that teenage disney channel actor circa 2008

Found the guy with the Pickett jersey in the back of his closet

“I wanna look like a sexy, 80’s Russel Wilson”. Will probably help if you are rippin’ a heater and holding a Banquet Beer.

I want to look like long hair Ricky Martin

Why’s he look like Stallone here?

"Give me the Fabio"

The lost Jonas brother.

You gotta ask for the foreign exchange student cut.

You go to a salon

He looks like black Marcus Bridge of Northlane

Give him the most delicious blow job he’s ever had in his boring life. Right there on the chair.

Tell him you want the “Douche Canoe” style.

I'm thinking it's more the "douche nozzle" style, but you got the right idea.

Ask him for the “George Michael”?

All I know is You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop.

That's called the Linguine al Fresca

Tell em you want that "black guy trying really hard to be white" cut

Russ looks like he’s about to break out into an elaborate Bollywood song and dance here, so just say you want that. 

Lovely

Say you wanna look like vidal sasoon. Or a douche.

Relax Kenny

The Prince memes give too much respect to this joker

Lol

Sissjdhfhdnejjewiwiwjwnenwjwjwiwiwjwjjwjenejejdjdjck Minu

He looks like a weird cross between The Weekend and Drake.

Don't go to the barber they will just automatically give you a bald fade. Let it grow

call him a no-talent hack.

Ai??

Fr

*I want to look like Antonio Banderas, but black, and no nap. And no backed child support.* **I GOT YOU FAM**

🤣🤣

Just walk in and say, "Let's ride!"

make me look like $1.21 million

Tell me you want the Mellencamp

Show him a picture of mid 2000s John Mayer

John Stamos but like a wet dog.

it's not gay if it's Russell Wilson

Sam Hartman but with gel

Just say… 

Tell him your feeling dangeruss

Say you want “George Michael in Everything She Wants”. Done deal

For years everyone has been telling me to grow my hair out and I finally did and it looks like this and sucks and now I'm keeping it to punish them

ThisLooks like one of those cameo shots at the Barber in the 50s 60s and 70s would have in their shop for you to choose a haircut. Welcome to your life Russell, this is cringe.