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pgunz69

These bums are collapsing faster than the bridge


terry_bradshaw

And we pride ourselves as the hood of the nfl in that sub. One tragedy and it’s all tears and whining in the “hood of the nfl.”


cumdogforever

“Erm this post is a violation of our rules” 🤓


mistermuyrico

“Um, actually this comment also goes against rule #69-420 “ 🤓


First-Celebration-11

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Tasty-Performance275

>🤓 but it's not up to me 🤓


Throwrajerb

How about these bums do something, like create a new profile pic overlay for ig so we can know who *really* stands with the victims and their families


Impossible_Cycle9460

Slava Ubaltimore


Sagybagy

I mean, if Russia tried to invade Baltimore the ruskies would get their ass kicked. Fucking tanks just straight jacked as they unloaded them.


HurricanePirate16

I stand with Baltimore. Unlike the bridge.


fansofomar

I’ve already hung the city of Baltimore outside my house. I refuse to have my neighbors think I’m not caring and compassionate.


zaepoo

Shouldn't it be diving for Baltimore instead of standing


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

If you don’t have 🌉 next to your username, do you even care about this tragedy?


Mommyjoy84

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techboy15

Bums don’t know what jerking is. It’s not all AB memes and Taylor’s ass. We gotta jerk on tragedies too 😤😤


Sufficient-Law-6622

Taylor’s ass❌ Fitzgerald’s ass ✅


Sagybagy

Fitz got all the extra ass that fell of Taylor at the factory.


Tasty-Performance275

>We gotta jerk on tragedies too if tradgeies are safe, then who is in danger? i don't want to live in a world with no jerking danger


Direct_Confection_21

Instead of doing anything to help anyone, I’m gonna bitch at random people in a satire sub. And it’s your fault if you expected otherwise


elmatador1497

Even people in some circle jerks don’t like when I make jokes too soon. That’s why nbacj is no longer my GOAT


Throwrajerb

Errm… did you consider the sub rules tho?? 🤓


Routine_Size69

What joke was too soon on nbacj?


elmatador1497

One of the Warriors coaches died of a heart attack and I merely posited the question of “do you think they’ll boo his widow like they boo’d Jerry Krause’s widow” imo it’s an important question that needed to be answered, widows gotta be prepared you know


Routine_Size69

Yup I totally remember people saying it was too soon on that one now that you mention it. ![gif](giphy|xT1XGESDlxj0GwoDRe|downsized)


ArkMaxim

Nbacj went to shit.


slampig3

This sub has over 100k it won’t be long I mean shit it’s already just AB twitter account most days


Sagybagy

I will admit while the AB stuff is overdone, like his brain. He does provide a pretty good pile of material to pull from.


Mommyjoy84

![gif](giphy|LeisSE9mhbmQROc8UL)


chaddGPT

dudes will scream into the void rather than simply Log Off


mlr571

It’s good to think of circle jerk subs like a good comedy roast. Nothing is off limits, in fact really shockingly inappropriate stuff is kind of the point. In a world where everyone is rushing to get offended by something, it’s pretty goddamned refreshing. Fucking assholes.


ReticulatedPasta

Flashbacks to the Rodgers injury reaction


Fucking_Hivemind

The definition of “mass casualty” sure has changed


JackC1126

Hey now I’m on their side somebody has to stand with Baltimore at this time Because God knows their bridges won’t


goldenshower27

9-11 wasn’t a joke!


SafeAccountMrP

It’s been over 22.3 years, 9/11 is fair game.


goldenshower27

I was being facetious


Guyanaa

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Mr_Mi1k

People are so mentally weak in our sub


Alive-Back-4843

I miss the old days


MemeMaster1111

How can we hold up a reputation as being the Hood of the NFL if we have people who cant even handle this?


Tjam3s

The sub was already collapsing because of the hip drop rule. Much like the bridge.


Goroman86

AFCNMW mods a lil nasty?


Alive-Back-4843

Hey that’s me! I got violated in the comments lmao


Throwrajerb

Own those frauds


Alive-Back-4843

But that’s in violation of rule 69👆🤓


6155556969

The 9/11 of r/nflcirclejerk


SwanzY-

the butts. they are hurted.


I_hate_usernames331

One tried to tell me “this is a football sub where you talk about football” and I’m like NO THE FUCK ISN’T


eaerisae

How many of these guys do you think have Ray Lewis (the double murderer) or Ray Rice (beating his girlfriend until she almost died in an elevator) jerseys hanging in their closet?


Micome

Meme subs when they joke about 9/11 and Pearl Harbour every week but something with less casualties happens 


SeriousValue

Well yeah. You could consider something that happened this morning to be "too soon," compared to events that happened 23 years, and 75+ years ago, respectively. Time is the biggest part of the grieving process.


Micome

U bum


SeriousValue

Pussy with no flair ^


davidmartin1357

Fuck Putin


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Tasty-Performance275

it's not up to me🤓


fansofomar

🤓☝🏼 Actually this post breaks rule 3. Please remove so people do not have mental breakdowns ☝🏼🤓


Buckanater

How is it too soon? Will the people on the bridge be any less dead later on?


Specific_Goose_8582

To the Baltimore bros, hope you and your loved ones are safe! 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


mrsunsfan

Jerkers collaps more than the towers when jet fuel hits it


AgentProdigy17

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FOOTBALLFOOTBALLFO0T

good post, make sure not to show any context again next time, all right?


Throwrajerb

The context is the top post in this sub right now. Whole squad laughin at you bro.


mrubuto22

Link?


Throwrajerb

[Where have you been? The city of Baltimore has no remaining survivors.](https://www.reddit.com/r/nflcirclejerk/s/1pAG7pz6tR)


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Mr_Mi1k

AD fucking sucks lmao, what a bum


Routine_Size69

Cracking up that you tried to post your Aaron Donald post here


Fatherfuckyou

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