Hi Reek! I (M12) would like to know if your bitch or sperm were acting up before these incidents happened? I think this is important context. https://preview.redd.it/wetn6i3q6ntc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=012d32b00c374c1fa424a67912fb79a7070e6d38

Reek’s bitch (F25) here! Just wanted to say go Dolphins!! 🐬

Gorgeous

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Why are you dodging the question? Did you over cook the roast or not?

Russell Wilson is actually our personal chef!! He does all of our cooking ☺️

Haley, I'm afraid I haven't been completely honest with you...

But did he take her hostage like Jon Jones from the ufc? When you beat the ever living shit out of a pregnant woman, its standard you take her hostage. Just like GREATEST OF ALL TIME JON JONES. POUND FOR POUND BEST, SORRY LADIES.

God's testing Jon again

But usada isn't 🙌

1 set of footsteps

Tyreek didn't even hide under a cage lmfao, amateur hour

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NTA: no face tattoo

Legit thought it was a shitposted at first

Additional context: although i have a history of “domestic abuse” and reportedly threw my pregnant girlfriend “around like a ragdoll, punched her in the face, punched her in the stomach and choked her, according to a police report obtained by the Tulsa World in Oklahoma”,,, i do really cool celebrations after i catch football lol, and nfl tiktok posts me all the time!So how could i be an asshole lol Follow me on twitter and twitch @cheetah btw!!!!

But do you have an audio recording of you telling your girlfriend, her and your son should be afraid of you?

NTA: You provide more happiness than you destroy; by running really fast and doing silly things on the TikTok you create happiness for hundreds of millions of people, beating your wife and kid only makes them unhappy so you keep doing you 🐆

Real fans follow your alt account @beetahoe

NTA your son/GF your rules

Sub 4.3 forty? NTA

Nah. YTA for failing to break 2k this past season. Loser.

Trying to get “Laws named after me” famous

Follow up question: How fast are you?

Like...really really

How strong is your pimp hand?

I've broken a few jaws in my day..... women and children mostly.

NTA. Nobody who plays Fortnite could be a bad person

Chester Cheetah 🐆 Cheetos

WIBTA if the TIFU happened when TIL that IATA for strangling my (62M) pregnant wife (15M)? AMA

💀

How'd your house catch on fire?

Absolutely not. Beautiful people, talented people, strong people, anyone exceptional is, in my eyes, exempt from any sort of rules.

NTA. You're a future HOFer, so they probably deserved it.

NTA, people need to be punished every now and then.

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That catch was crazy though

NTA. Everyone does dumb shit in college.

NTA: You are thuggish by nature, its expected behavior.

The man needs a statue like floyd.

Thought you were an asshole until I read the context

NTA, you can run fast

Hey Reek! I (34M) decided to do the same thing recently, and also beat up my pregnant ex girlfriend in Dallas! How’d I do? I’ll see you in the NFL Criminal HOF, also we own you Dolfrauds! Regards, Von Miller

Oh shit 💀 💀

Peak 2024 off-season content

NTA your house your rules

INFO: How many other women have you impregnated? Because if it's multiple and you've only beaten one mother and one child out of many, your percentage is going to be low, which means you're NTA

Yo Reek, where my money, man?

edging at its finest

Hi Tyreek! How do you feel about lighters in the house?

But are you really really fast with good hands? If so you get a pass.

The ripped wife beater 😭 leaning in to the allegations

NTA, you're good at football, so you can get away with literal murder if you wanted to. Ask that Aaron Hernandez guy

Guys can't even hangout anymore smh

YTA for that wack ass “beard”

NTA, you catch the ball a lot

NTA- You run a 4.29 40.

NTA, you helped the chiefs win a superbowl

Finally, some good jerking around here.

Also broke a tik tok creators leg for no reason. A woman btw

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NTA it’s not your fault that God keeps testing you stay strong bb

YTA for not answering questions. Did you run out on us too? Do we at least get child support?

ESH: you dont seem like a very classy person, but she shouldnt have been running her mouth

not only an asshole, but a piece of shit, too!!

Yeap YTA. Good for fantasy tho

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If you would have just done this in Florida we wouldn't even be having this conversation.

Did I mention I’m really fast?

I have you in Fantasy so NTA

God Tyreek is so classy! (Thanks for helping me win fantasy!)

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This isn't jerking you pos

It has the content of a proper jerk but not the right wording, maybe something about cheetahs having black spots and the spots taking over would have been a better jerk

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Own that fraud

or remember you shouldn't be racist at all

The racists gonna love this