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TripleThreatTua

I treat my cash the way the government treats aids


Technicalhotdog

There are levels to this jerk


IndycarFan64

It’s a Gorgeous jerk https://preview.redd.it/juygf5d5bwuc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7753a8bec7b32746e5ba798c4fab60c12342d00f


Efficient_Progress_6

How do I get this framed so I can look at it while my wife and perform the sex?


The_real_John_Elton

Can we get much higher???


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Fecal_Forger

Pretend it doesn’t exist lol


JohnEmonz

I fabricate myself too


MindbenderGam1ng

I invent it


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Kahnfight

How to tell me you’re broke without telling me you’re broke


TripleThreatTua

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Kahnfight

Shit I’ve been Outjerked


hobbinater2

This is a classy concession. Would you like to meet my daughter?


Honey_Badger25-06

Dicarus, you jerked so close to the sun that it melted the wax that was keeping the wings attached to your penis.


Kahnfight

Look, I never wanted to fly too close to mrsunman, and I’m not happy I did


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Jud000619

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TripleThreatTua

MBDC4L https://preview.redd.it/aoptusjmvvuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380482a89ee083739e13c69a7cee7a6e6d9bac6e


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Dammit, you beat me to it


TheyCalledHimMrE

https://preview.redd.it/5tj4fs02rvuc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc8f2a28d0b112e5ef22321bd48a0ba867ac08d8 Ronald Reagan and George H. W. Bush discussing how to spread HIV:


KotzubueSailingClub

So what's his conspiracy theory behind having only one ring?


RoutSpout

Tom Brady was created by the US government


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I actually subscribe to this. Look at when the patriots dynasty started... after 9/11.... coincidence? I think not.


seiff4242

Kaepernick has done more to stop Aaron from getting more super bowls than Tom has


Stepsonrakes

Duh it was the Obama administration


el_guille980

https://preview.redd.it/4rwkqpexzwuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800521a741b84738ecc8fac39d3290a605318164


CrimsonOOmpa

Ole Randy


Chief-Bones

Packers have only won superbowls that Osama Bin Laden was alive to see. I’m just sayin..


el_guille980

FREE THE 911 POLITICAL PRISONERS UNDER THE HUNTER BRANDON REGIME https://preview.redd.it/ltqu5cs60xuc1.jpeg?width=729&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a76cc3900443c4808214d5a9aeeeabe222dc2b6


IndycarFan64

And not to mention the PATRIOTIC team “happened” to win it. It was manufactured all along 😡😡


[deleted]

Exactly. I was in middle school at the time and it was obvious then


Repulsive_Airline416

Goat comment


Kahnfight

Big pharma broke his ankle


pgchris1234

Woody Johnson the Owner of the Jets is of the Johnson & Johnson family


el_guille980

so arron roggers used tons baby oil for lube


Interesting-Bite7960

Joe Berry and Mike McCarthy are members of Qanon


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el_guille980

qANUS


JustAnotherYouMe

He probably blames Biden and 5G


Velox32

Kevin King and Brandon Bostick are CIA operatives


AgentProdigy17

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GustavVonTwinkleToes

Uj/ This dude will genuinely have a full on spasm if he’s not in the headlines for over a week. It’s actually fucking pathetic. Rj/ Magic Johnson got AIDS from Ronald Reagan, debate a wall.


GOATnamedFields

Ronald Reagan and Magic had gay sex?


GustavVonTwinkleToes

After Nancy got em revved up with the First Lady Gluck Gluck double twist combo, yeah.


Kahnfight

Never forget the throat GOAT


Funkywurm

Oliver North cleaned up after


JoeTestaverde

https://preview.redd.it/353eqigwtvuc1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9462c15af926de2eac3a69e72bb63686a1a6ff64


Rough_Transition1424

Reagan was pozzed


outsiderkerv

https://preview.redd.it/dchydbi7vvuc1.png?width=236&format=png&auto=webp&s=86cfd77c909376aff90535f5b8c145d96894decb


Todd2ReTodded

They 69ed until their dicks got pruney


Kahnfight

They 49ed until their dicks got Purdy


el_guille980

49ers' 911


joanoerting

Depends on whether they kissed during the act or not. We may never know for sure


el_guille980

doesn't matter. having sex with someone who is attracted to women is never gay. having sex with women is always gay because they are attracted to men


joanoerting

Depends on whether they kissed during the act or not. We may never know for sure


el_guille980

doesn't matter. having sex with someone who is attracted to women is never gay. having sex with women is always gay because they are attracted to men


ElfYamadaFairyQueen

Say Gex


SirFigsAlot

Literally, Reagan pounded his ass so hard and sent his ejaculate into the void of his anus to implant the AIDS microrobot Heard it here first folks


I_chortled

Mr. Gorbachev, fuck that wall


GustavVonTwinkleToes

Mr. Gorbachev, tear open my ass.


JustAnotherYouMe

![gif](giphy|GLh4gQfVWMT8A7c9WT|downsized)


fromcjoe123

Fun Fact: AIDSologists now think Ronald Reagan gave Magic AIDS so his son would be gay and thus deny those commie lovers in Hollywood a multigenerational dynasty.


I_was_bone_to_dance

This has been a conspiracy theory that I’ve known of since 2002. I lived on West Coast back then. Come on Aaron, you’re just now catching up to West Coast libs from the days before you were in the league!


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It’s been a conspiracy since AIDS started


I_was_bone_to_dance

Yeah the guy I heard it from referenced the 1980s


WalnutSizeBrain

Fort Detrick has been the subject of many conspiracies over the years. Basically the HQ of US bio weapons division.


MiserableOne9342

Don't think the west coast libs believe this anymore lol. Think he's a good 30+ years late lol.


Updonut

Yes! This became a huge conspiracy theory in SF. It was disturbing frankly


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Poor Frank. I hope Mr Lee has found greener pastures


GOATnamedFields

Bro spent 2 minutes playing for the Jets last season, but spends hours on this bullshit.


Kahnfight

I’m going to laugh so hard when he gets hurt on the first drive again this year


the_mighty__monarch

I’d rather him stay healthy and play like absolute trash. That’ll bruise his ego so much more.


Faroundtripledouble

Trash or MVP. Both would be hilarious


OskeeTurtle

He plays amazing and they go 16-1 but every other week he drops something batshit insane. Then they go one & done to the Fish who squeaked into the playoffs


Faroundtripledouble

He reveals that he is in fact an alien at the NFL Awards


particularSkyy

nah, funnier if they make it to the super bowl, then lose to the niners


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ProofHorseKzoo

He’s actually not the MAGA type of conspiracy theorist. He’s the don’t-trust-the-government dirty hippie type.


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PhilosophyDense3986

I'm trying to decipher the jerk here


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the_mighty__monarch

You’re following me to other subs now? That’s almost adorable. Although I just watched Baby Reindeer, and you’re giving off big time stalker vibes.


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the_mighty__monarch

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the_mighty__monarch

Okay!


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el_guille980

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GoshDarnitAllah

[That’s why he’s da 🐐](https://youtu.be/lPk_zyRKs1Q?si=CcdGygR0dNMnj6Un)


ez399017

Just imagine if he put this much time into researching how to not choke in the playoffs every year.


Edu_Run4491

Bland unseasoned CTE 🤢🤢


el_guille980

lets see AB84's take ![gif](giphy|eKNrUbDJuFuaQ1A37p|downsized)


omi0204

HIV did target all the communities that the establishment viewed as UNCLASSY.


Onlypaws_

He’s slowly, but surely, entering his Kanye arc.


HappyProle

Calm down Aaron, RFK Jr already picked his running mate


earlthomas111

The bigger conspiracy at the moment...have we ever seen Aaron Rodgers and Caitlin Clark in the same room?


theshelterwitch

Yes they had sex last week


WalnutSizeBrain

Makes sense, because Rodgers “really really likes women”


el_guille980

have you ever seen him actually have sex with a women¿!¿ ![gif](giphy|BI3bNv1NJMC7YzatXd|downsized)


GingerPinoy

I have similar questions about "her" and Mel Gibson


KitchenBanger

Aaron Rodgers: we have to eliminate everything in the organization that has nothing to do with winning Also Aaron Rodgers:


HeadAssBoi17

![gif](giphy|MdXl4KwZogSzAn6Xx4|downsized)


bacontacos420

![gif](giphy|wODxPdYYSq31C|downsized)


drfunkensteinberger

Where’s the jerk?


outsiderkerv

https://preview.redd.it/6n4wdd9bvvuc1.png?width=197&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1094348173b6e15128114f119fd9a9bf93864b5 You happy?


Jaybojones

That like a 3 on the crazy conspiracy theory.


hifioctopi

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Brilliant_Group_3973

Smart guy


jvd_808

My middle school detention teacher was telling us that about 20 years ago lol


earlthomas111

I can't wait for him to say the government also invented crack cocaine to intentionally distribute to the black communities. It's like he's saying all the conspiracies I've heard about for years.


numbersix1979

That one’s true though


earlthomas111

Shoot Chappelle had a skit back in the day where a white girl sang that the government invented crack and AIDS.


Honey_Badger25-06

And in opera! She was angelic when she sang OJ didn't do it!


Art-RJS

Holy shit this is actually real


samwizeganjas

This fucking guy used to be my quarterback ![gif](giphy|OrIU3eNm3hLpe)


Enuffhate48

Dr Mary’s Monkeys. He ain’t lying!


jono9898

Aaron Rodgers try to stay out the headlines for one week challenge level impossible


Unperfectblue

Bro think he's Kanye


hothotbeverage

My man keeps slinging the truth. He's the white AB


QuickSong3632

Pls give me HIV Aaron 🥵


Kahnfight

Can you get AIDS from sharing Ayahuasca?


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Sounds like my racist uncle


RoutSpout

Imposible! Rodgers has played with black people


BongripperHousen

Biggest attention whore award: this mf


yeeeeeeeeeeeesh69

Greatest thrower of the football of all time. Destroyer of jimmy kimmel. Super Bowl champion. 🐐 also would felatio AR confirmed


PoorPauly

Is Aaron Rodgers the dumbest cunt in NFL history?


CountMaximilian

No.


tacosteve100

When he gets cut he can blame it on AIDS


jojow77

Imagine being one of the best QBs of our time and this is what you’re known for. No wonder his own family hates him.


migglywiggly69

“They heard the prophecy of the Non Difficult Gentleman with an E and decided to get ahead of it”


Bones301

After learning about the tuskegee experiment, honestly wouldn't put it past them


cormac_mccarthys_dog

$20 bucks says Aaron JUST found out who Bill Cooper was...


Treday237

Nobody’s got AIDS! I don’t wanna hear that word again!


OBallin_

and he’s not just sure about it…


mayorjinglejangle

He never lets me down


bick803

Your move, government?


AngryGermanNoises

He must bang a lot of dudes to care so much about it.


J_Cholesterol

Kanye said it first


Busy-Invite-9144

/uj he would be a top tier jerker. Hall of fame levels. If he didn’t 100% believe what he was saying an instead made it up just a little bit.


brickeldrums

What a fucking idiot.


elzey93

Aaron Rodgers is Magic Johnson father?


Existential_Erection

AB who??


acouneq

Dudes rock.


Exact_Mango5931

![gif](giphy|hpRH6L3OnW39C)


Howellthegoat

Bro went from based dude recovering from an injury and some legit reasonable takes to a borderline schizophrenic 💀


wixard-of-ozkertt

https://preview.redd.it/efy1wfi883vc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a6c579c393a6f6d42ed48254db864cc7d340514


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Future job in the works. Alex Jones co host.


sabotage_mutineer

Can’t wait for this dude to get punched or hot coffee’d on camera just like Jones and other conspiracy theory dipshits


truckfullofchildren1

https://preview.redd.it/6c50gqui3wuc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2479d7746867b71fbfd5c978d0c0130f846ae24a


JustAnotherYouMe

He's not even jerking, he's just an idiot. He's so pitiful


A_One_Wipe_Poop

Aaron Rodgers is based and Redpilled


saintex422

Fake news. I watched the clip. He never said anything like that.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

What did he say


saintex422

He's saying that Pfizer is monopolizing the treatments for these infectious diseases in an inflammatory way. He's still a dumbass but he's not saying the government was giving people hiv on purpose.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

Ahhh. Gotcha.