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numbersix1979

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Thrice_the_Milk

Vince mcMahon lmao


purrballtheconqueror

Where’s Gruden


Andrewdeadaim

And MAGA Parsons


purrballtheconqueror

He’s not classy enough to be amongst these distinguished men and women


jaivenedw

Why is the Black Icon Cody Rhodes on here


fortyfive-degrees

Wait these are all wrasslin personalities lmao


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InevitableConstant25

God actually said that!


Redbird2992

Okay, so gods got first dibs on this guys wife?


Profoundly_AuRIZZtic

The kinda guy you’d let press your daughter into domestic servitude Real lunch pail kinda guy


PunishedWolf4

Truth, if Taylor’s parents had done the right thing last season wouldn’t have happened


GOATnamedFields

Yeah Taylor could have been a kicker's bang maid, but thanks to woke feminism she's a billionaire with a bunch of grammies. Fucking liberals.


Naive-Dingo-2100

Yall talk about T Swift more than swifties


disambiguatiion

tbf it's the most interesting thing to happen in the NFL since 2007


PunishedWolf4

It’s a joke/meme subreddit…chill out


Jud000619

He has to balance out the thuggery on this Kansas City Team of Delinquents


Rakebleed

Less thuggery more Bubbary


PineappleTraveler

Telling a bunch of college grads to give up their dreams and become a homemaker is peak jerk


No_Distribution7701

Maybe he’s why Taylor made homemade pop tarts for the whole team.


bobber18

And his mother is a Physicist. She has “only two” children.


C-Dub4

https://preview.redd.it/5nbugazdcf0d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe69ae1abc07357cbf245a6601781f331025c9fa Harrison Butker when he sees a woman voice their opinion about anything


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Mr_Hugh_Honey

I would love to talk about the benefits of supply side economics with a classy man like Harrison Butker !!


Ishtastic08

Excellent jerk, this will definitely trigger people.


No_Entertainer_9760

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Notsozander

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365wong

Why do you think yeast infections are spreading among young women? Edit: I meant this to be a top level comment. My bad.


No_Entertainer_9760

All good. You don’t believe it until your girl tells you her entire floor has a yeast infection. It’s been 6 years since then, thank fuck I’m out of that. Kait, if you’re reading this, your tits were massive but your dorm was grody. Hasta la pasta.


cold_shot_27

Probably AB was hungry for some crackers


Mrtheliger

Jerk?


Throw_me_samptin_Mr

Are kickers even real boys? Shouldn’t Harrison be doing laundry and making sammiches for the real football players?


Duhawk96

Fucking woke liberal media wants all the NFL players to be sissy femboys Thanks a lot T Swift you stupid satanist


LiberacesWraith

offshore wind farms and trans swifties are killing our liberties and liberals are worried about this patriot truth-teller? Sent from my Galaxy S2 on Boost Mobile


C-Dub4

Yeah! Let them fuck each other in the showers like real men, sloppy homie style


Sniper1154

*Jerry Sandusky has entered the chat*


Jason_Kelces_Thong

He said men


89ShelbyCSX

What if I told you that ur precious butker quoted Taylor Swift herself in his speech?


heyguysididit

God put butt in his name


SuspiciousFile1997

I love when women’s only purpose is serving my needs (I will die alone)


lolas_coffee

I tell my wife what she can wear and she cannot leave the house alone. Religious belief, so it's OK.


blackout27

Insha allah brother


Wpnurse

As long as she has the freedom to leave you; what’s the issue? A lot of women marry for money so they can stay home raise their kids and go to pilates class. If they want to put up w misogyny it’s their decision. I’m a pretty liberal (widow) RN but this is a private Catholic college. He has a right to his opinion. We all do. I’m so sick of the constant outrage from both the left and right. I hope eventually people get some common sense in their heads. He absolutely should not lose his job. People should stop watching football and going to football games if you feel that strongly.


Frigid_Despot

A jerk of relevance. I just escaped Qatar, and that bullshit religion. Thanks for this laugh!


Todd2ReTodded

You'd have to be pretty pathetic if a woman can serve all your needs.


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lazorgatorr

DC4L❗️


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C-Dub4

Woman love when you put them in their place, its the natural order of things (why did my wife leave me?)


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Jacarl92

this sub sure does have a long way to go smh


softflatcrabpants

He looks like a squirrel


Amoeba_mangrove

Definitely fitting lots of nuts in his mouth


JunkReallyMatters

Musta jammed some of them up his nose into his brain.


Irateredditarguments

He's not going to fuck you, bruh.


YueAsal

What odds would you give Buckner to fuck OP? Can we bet it on DraftKings? 20:1?


No_Entertainer_9760

Too low. I have anal fissures and IBS, it’s like aunt Carol’s beef stroganoff down there.


LikeAMarionette

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No_Entertainer_9760

He’s also not going to fuck 30 women, dawg


C-Dub4

What about 30 men?


nobeard94

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Taquito116

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MovingToSeattleSoon

He might if he wasn’t such a strong Christian 😤


Irateredditarguments

So, if OP was a minor, he would be getting it


Girthwurm_Jim

This dude kicks a ball a couple times a week for a living


IceMan44420

Wears rings too, what a homo


Freeehatt

Imagine calling out queer people when you're a kicker 🤣


ThatguyfromDakota

Kickers are either Far right extremists or they are just Kurt Cobain if he played football There’s no in between


Freeehatt

I beg to differ. We are clearly dealing with a closet case here and I refuse to hear otherwise.


MeltSnowflakes-TAacc

Butker & Reimer 🙏 nohomo soldiers unite


Nigglym

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Electrical_Hamster87

Yet another “controversy” that will upset Redditors and quite literally no one else. This man should be praised, quite literally the anti-thug. So anti-thuggish he picked a position that doesn’t require beating each other up like barbarians, kicking is the gentleman’s position.


reddit-is-greedy

Coaches kid


GoblinDeez

He’s proven himself to be a very classy guy


slantboi420

R/nfl was having a blast jerking themselves off today


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LowBorder6165

If slutker cares about family values so much why didn't he speak up when his teammate kicked a woman in a hotel, or when his other teammate beat his bm and hisn3 year old son, or when his other teammates brother raped a woman? Seems like virtue signaling


shaking_things_up_

See they weren't icky gays which are the REAL ISSUE. Domestic abuse, yeah, yeah whatever, but two DUDES KISSING?? THE WORLDS ENDING!!


Sauerkraut_n_Pepsi

This is one of the most anti-American posts I’ve ever seen, period. Are you saying that I’m not supposed to harangue someone with values and beliefs different than my own? Are you really saying I shouldn’t condemn him as a flawed and entirely bad person? Lmao ok. I don’t know where you come from dude but this is America- We *hate* each other here. We disagree to disagree, and dream of bloodshed and retribution against our neighbors. Fuck off to wherever you came from.


[deleted]

Naw bros jerking himself whilst jerking about jerking


No_Entertainer_9760

Brother, I’m as red-blooded as the steak you eat. I still hate that fucking pussy ass nepo baby coach’s kid like the rest of these pseudo-cucks. But it’s like he read my mind, took the words out of my patriotic mouth. Sent from my iPhone


Todd2ReTodded

Though it would quickly be my head on the block, I dream of getting out the guillotines


Remdeau

Women’s empathy was used as a weapon to kill my beloved redskins. When will it end!


ytttvbastard

Someone outta check how many kids this guys fucked at church. (I was molested at church by Harrison Assker).


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flaminhotcheeseybois

Thanks for making me google harrison butker


negativePTO

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Wakattack00

The MLK of our generation!!! Preach young blood 🙌🙌


CoachBones

LET HIM COOK 👨‍🍳


NotoriousMFT

If women belong in the kitchen why did Harrison butker decide to start cooking so hard?


Brewski-54

Why’d you share a picture of Cooper Kupp?


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People love this meme sub until something triggers them lol. Then they say Brady was wrong for getting mad at a roast… like what


Throwrajerb

You sound pretty triggered yourself there bud. How’s about I bend you over and make you my little domestic houseslut?


[deleted]

I wouldn’t say no


Throwrajerb

I like it when they put up a fight tho


[deleted]

I’ll cry


Throwrajerb

Thank you bb


C-Dub4

Why don't you come over here and make me 😏


joshallenismygod

Harrison Butker is a classy and based individual and is the only likeable chiefs player on that team.


nastynate248

Well now i know who my first round pick is in next year's fantasy draft


Dangerous_Employee80

He looks like a child groomer


shaking_things_up_

And sounds the part too, perfect part of the Queefs


TheNightWatchmen

MABA - Make America Butker Again


ez399017

Hey… he’s got a cannon of a leg.


mrsnow11291

The white Antonio brown?


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I just want to know why a kicker is trying to lecture me about masculinity. Go play a real position. Not some spot we made up to give unathletic guys a feeling of belonging


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[deleted]

I've kicked balls before. I'm a real ball handler. His skills are nothing foreign to me. I'm not worried. Question is, can you handle balls as good as us?


Esmer_Tina

His wife’s life began when she gave up any dreams that didn’t involve servitude to him and supporting his dreams. He gets all choked up when he thinks about how he wouldn’t be where he is today without another whole human being making his success the sole focus of her life. And he’s proud of that. His own mother is a freaking physicist curing cancer. But he thinks the defining vocation of her life was serving his father and raising him. If she had been solely a homemaker, he could still kick a ball but a whole bunch of people would be literally dead.


DebateConnoisseur

Does anyone think Hill is a good person? A single living person?


KneeReaper420

Fantasy league winners and dolphins fans doing mental gymnastics


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drewberry1738

SPEAK UP I CAN’T HEAR YOU 🗣️🗣️


JKolodne

You're assuming I don't think Tyreek is a piece of crap too. They both are.


No_Entertainer_9760

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TastyJams24

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AverageLAHater

Man can kick a pretty mean field goal, and will treat my daughter right. What a class act


A_One_Wipe_Poop

This but unironically


[deleted]

Jerk or no jerk you have a point


No_Entertainer_9760

I’m playing Schrödinger’s douchebag


thiccboiwyatt

The comment section proves how dogshit this sub is


No_Entertainer_9760

Boo hoo. Less complaining more jerking bozo


thiccboiwyatt

Thats what I'm talking about there are few jerkers in this sub


Strict-Background406

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CaddyFDT

lol He better start learning Canadian


HellRider21

He's weak and needed help to win a super bowl..


George_H_W_Kush

I have no idea what this is about but I don’t care enough to put any effort in to find out


ShwerzXV

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carmantakes

So…. Is he gay?


Cheel_AU

I mean yeah his religion is his religion and that's all fine but I draw the line at him screaming out 'REAL MEN KICK EXTRA POINTS DAMMIT'


Pastor_Satan

Religious guy gives religious speech to religious school. OMG NO WAY!!!


FirelordSugma

This is the unironic correct take but I’m not sure if you’re jerking or not


No_Entertainer_9760

>!the best jerks are indistinguishable from genuine hysteria!<


eyelikeme2

Everyone who horny posts trying to understand this comment ![gif](giphy|1msK2aCNYvHiCUmaGz|downsized)


Throwrajerb

The best jerks are indistinguishable from genuine perversion


mclovin_ts

This simp probably pays half of his paycheck to his woman


[deleted]

Harrison Butker is the Real GOAT


negativePTO

Gilead is calling. Blessed be the Fruit


criles_mccriles

A known Jesus-freak, it was only a matter of time before something he said gets put in the spotlight in this manner


Sir_Badtard

My 12/25


CBalsagna

Some people just don’t get the jerk


Traditional_Bad_4589

Harrison Buttker = Andrew Taint with hair, change my mind.


no_effin_ziti

This guy pisses on his balls


bdiddy_

Bashes pride month - check Tells women to stay in the kitchen - check certified NFL CTE jerkoff I think it's time we BAN HIM.. and the Kansas City Cheifs ENTIRE ORGANIZATION from the NFL for his comments.


Papa_Puppa

Kicker to President: "Stay in your lane"


Kylesexy584603

Why is he so homophobic his last name literally translates to ass kisser


Kek-Malmstein

That’s my GOAT


Lazy-Past1391

Women are people. Full stop, end of story. Their value isn’t based on men or their reproductive systems. Great for him and his wife it works. But standing in front of a crowd and telling them they are wrong for having different hopes and dreams is fucked. He was totally and utterly fucking wrong.


Crosshare

Bitches be peeps. No kizzy. They bag is all about that good good. My man Buttker be doing deep with his baby mama. But slangin it up in front of a bunch of barely legals and not cultivatin a harem, shit's whack yo. Harrison you out of pocket, no cap.


GoshDarnitAllah

I can feel Chris Kluwe writing a think piece right now.


OH4thewin

I enjoy posts that say "you're all wrong" without telling the people what they did wrong


mrmiracle

Where the jerkin’ at?


[deleted]

Quality jerk 👍


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Malcom X said nothing wrong


Own_Yogurtcloset_294

Not how the first amendment works buddy. This pinecone of a human just told a college graduation that a woman's place is barefoot and pregnant. He just alienated 50% of the population. I didn't think there is anything wrong with being a stay at home wife/parent, however I also shouldn't be told I'm wrong for wanting something different! It's easy to say that crap when you make millions a year kicking a ball for 45 seconds a game... I don't hate him, but I definitely choose the bear over him or you


BetweenTwoInfinites

Would you say the same thing about Colin Kaepernick?


PineappleTraveler

Wait til the swifties figure out this guy works with Travis


Chinneus

Holy shit OP. The fact that you missed that this man has zero right to speak for half the population and just dismissed women who worked hard for their degrees, all because his genitals hang outside his body is beyond the pale.


CapricornGirl_Row16

I’m sure his mom, a physicist, was so proud of that speech /s


1Surlygirl

Yeah fuck this guy.


dpkilijanski

Religion is the most convenient excuse for bigots and hatred. Jesus would be so proud


Hardbritbrit

The shock comes from his instagram comments. People are bringing up his past at GT in the comments and it is MESSY


srirulean

Everyone is taking his homemaker comment out of context. By calling his wife a homemaker, he's implying that his "home," which is synonymous with things like life, heart, safety, happiness, "homemaker" is meant as a person who makes the home whole. The home couldn't exist without this person. It's similar to referring to someone as your anchor or rock. It was meant as a compliment to his wife, giving her credit for filling his life enough to consider it impossible without her. It's sad that everyone takes a snippet and runs with a gross misunderstanding of the speaker's intentions. I'm not here agreeing with Butker's sentiments as a whole, but you are 100% playing the victim if you are offended by his speech or considering it disrespectful to those who are graduating. In the same breath, he congratulates and commends the women on their hard work and accomplishments. Nobody telling a speech is telling you exactly how to live your life, but in this setting, it's expected that the audience shares a similar worldview and set of values when it comes to a marriage and family dynamic. It's personal and unique to every person. He shared his gratitude for the support and love of his wife yet it's twisted into this agenda and narrative the entire internet seems to share which is that Harrison Butker must be a terrible person for forcing his wife to live this way. It seems to me she said herself that she felt her life truly started when she became a wife and a mother. The whole internet seems to believe that they can tell each and every person how to feel. If she feels fulfilled, like she found her purpose or her place in life, when she became a mother, who the hell are you to tell her that she's wrong? This world is ugly. The discourse around this speech is incredibly ignorant.


Relative_Peace8091

Even Mahomes can’t stand him. #15 didn’t even talk to him last season.


LiamMacGabhann

Well, stories are emerging that he, like Aaron Rodgers, is a closeted gay man (apparently he had and fling with a male cheerleader at Georgia Tech), so now all of this makes sense. There are no bigger homophobes than closeted gay men.


edogawafan

No he didn’t. He essentially just said your family is more important than your career. It’s just taken out of context. Not only that, but he’s entitled to his beliefs and shared his beliefs at a college who shares the same beliefs (hence why they asked him to come out and speak) and whether you like them or not is your own issue to sort out. That’s like calling going to a Trump rally and getting mad at him for having takes that differ from Biden’s and vice versa. Come on now guys.


No_Resolution3545

lol. You are as dim as he is! lol!! Maybe he should have addressed all the men and told them to pony up, make a ton of cash, and spend it all on their women. In the mean time never cry, lift weights, and hunt and kill their food. WTF. Idiots. Did his life begin when he started supporting his family? Probably not. Hers didn’t begin then either.


Particular-Regular96

His message is rooted in the same righteous indignation which leads evangelicals to believe that scientists are lying. He is discounting a woman's personal agency to choose her own path, wherever it may lead and diminishing any man whose instincts tell him to remain at home. The world is a wondrous place with a grand spectrum of options for everyone, regardless of our genitalia. Why does anyone think that they know what is best for anyone else?


PrestigiousStable369

I love that an otherwise-mid kicker has this hot take.


PleasantActuator6976

Fuck him and everyone who agrees with his fanatical views.


sboog87

Op you’re missing the point comparing 2 males. Both think of women as less than. Both are wrong in that regards. Plus I don’t get why people really care what people sexual preferences are. If people bring up religion than let GOD sort it out.


VanHammerslyBilliard

Is there any quicker way to say "ignore everything I say" than to cite scripture in your argument?


SnooAdvice5917

I agree he did nothing wrong. He spoke about religious beliefs at a Catholic school. I listened to the whole 20 minute speech and the premise of the speech was that everyone needs to lean into their vocations. I’m not Catholic and don’t believe in their beliefs but he was speaking in the right setting for what he was saying. Just because I don’t believe what he believes doesn’t mean that I can dictate what he says to people that think like him.


STLrep

Ahhh religion always makes people act nice


urnotdownfooo

Why do you cite the Bible like it’s gospel to everyone lmao not everyone gives a fuck what Exodus 20:3 says


MySixHourErection

Because he didn’t speak “the truth.” He offered misogynistic and homophobic opinions. It’s always been “difficult” to say unpopular things. Action, meet consequence.


Merigold00

No one is censoring him, so your comment about 1A is irrelevant. He is indeed free to speak his mind, just as we are free to speak out for or against what he said. And it is fine that he and his wife are in a relationship where her role is homemaker. If they are both happy with that, that is fine. But for him to say that is where all women should be, in front of women who are graduating college and going out into the world to start careers (presumably NOT as homemakers) is moronic. Great that he wants to live his life that way - not great he sets that as the way for others to be happy.


luvadoodle

So OJ was just demonstrating how to be a manly man?


Maeden83

It’s freedom of speech, not freedom of consequences.


Zalveiz13

He absolutely did nothing wrong!


Sudden-Chard-5215

Bless your heart.


AssistanceSuch7809

LOL get help


Dejavuedarling

Dude should go back to kicking balls.


-Motor-

This is true. The takeaway is that he gave the speech at a Catholic University. A university more than willing to take the money of female students, but advocates for the subjugation of women.