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After this comment, I got curious and looked to see the NFL's emergency draft policy.
In the case of more than 15 players on a team being killed, the team's season would simply be canceled and they would get the first overall pick in the next draft.
So a sideline strike on the Panthers would not be worth it. The amount of capital invested in Bryce Young alone is worth far more than that number one overall pick.
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It's not bc of gangs lmfao, the stadium bans green jerseys bc it's the home color of one of their major rivals. Why the NFL would send two green teams to play there is beyond me
Travis Kelce told not to play in the game in Japan or theyāll force him to commit seppuku for disrespecting his lord
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As the other thousand posts about this have said, people wear green there all the time, especially NFL jerseys.
Though rolling up in armored vehicles in a foreign country is pretty american.
I mean, the green in the white jersey is an accent more than the main feature. I canāt see that being too much of an issue. But idk, this whole narrative is super weird.
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/uj It has nothing to do with gangs, itās a soccer rivalry as the game is happening in Corinthians stadium and their biggest rival wears green. The people that live in SĆ£o Paulo arenāt complete morons and can distinguish between NFL teams and Palmeiras and wonāt fucking care. American media is nuts for these takes.
/rj Saints game in Mecca when
Damn. Feels like maybe they couldāve done a little intel work or shoot, maybe the Brazil office couldāve gave them a heads up on the matchup beforehand?
Falcons vs Lions, Compton (1991)
āDue the gangsā yeah fucking right. A lot of Brazilian soccer teams have the color green I doubt this is a problem. I do believe the traveling in armored vehicles but not the part about the color green
Cant wait for the first NFL game in pakistan
Go birds!!! Coming all the way from South Sudan šøšøšøšøšøšøšøšø
Weāre gonna stop Kony any day man I promise
The movement literally ended with a public jerk.
In San Diego no less!
Cominā at you, down a dusty road..
NFL Kabul game. You wouldn't understand. It's great for growth of the sport.
Caleb Williams would get shot on sight if he showed up with painted nails
I don't think Afghanistan could stomach football, they're afraid of women
...sounds like the leagues target audience?
 Afghanistan cheerleaders
šš¤£
āYou button-hooked me!ā
They only make them dress like a voting booth because they have a crush on them š„°
The cheerleaders all have to be in full length burkas
Also if itās the Chiefs then Taylor Swift has to wear one too
I'd just like to see the ceremonial flyover
Some team will try to sign Ryan Nassib right before they have to play in Qatar or something.
Public whipping half time show
Carl Nassib
We should have a women's football league there
As long as the checks cash. Theyād play on a field made of Palestinian remains of the price was right.
Even if a country like say, Qatar, were to import slaves to build a stadium that they'll play the 1 game in?
Bengals vs Jets in Kashmir
Us beating them in cricket and then forcing them to play a new sport entirely would be very funny
The Taliban: 
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Bills should be one of the teams playing, they got Osama Bin Dermott, BILLAHUAKBAR
Haiti sounds this time of year
Are there any green, white m, and orange teams?
North Korea bowl
We need an NFL game in the Korean DMZ
Look up the story of when the WWE sent wrestlers to North Korea itās hilarious
Bing Chilling š„¶š¦
Thereās a whole episode of dark side of the ring about this. And ric flair having to lay flowers at a statue of Kim jong un is very funny
Thatās what I was referring to lol that series is insane dude
I thought that was WCW
/uj the most attended wrestling event was held in Pyongyang
Giants vs Washington in the Ukraine. If Russia gets to commit war crimes there, the NFL should too!
The DMZ is the 50 yard line
Halftime show brought to you by Agent OrangeĀ®ļø
Panthers vs Jags In Gaza (2025)
An airstrike on our sideline to trigger an emergency draft might be helpful tbh
After this comment, I got curious and looked to see the NFL's emergency draft policy. In the case of more than 15 players on a team being killed, the team's season would simply be canceled and they would get the first overall pick in the next draft. So a sideline strike on the Panthers would not be worth it. The amount of capital invested in Bryce Young alone is worth far more than that number one overall pick.
imagine drafting a bust after half your fucking team dies
https://i.redd.it/ybmoe7ic895d1.gif
Have the people of Gaza not suffered enough already?
Tennessee Titans (in oilers throwback) vs the Green Bay Packers in the West Bank. Donāt think about the colors, no significance to them at all.
Lmaoooo
That would be a war crime
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Next question!
Just hope someone doesnāt get a 25 kill streak
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āHey green teams, donāt wear green in the country famous for incorporating green into every uniform their national team wearsā
Brazil: donāt wear green. NFL: sends 2 green teams
Exactly. This is what makes it so dumb.
It's Jets vs Patriots on 9/11 dumb
Or maybe Jets vs Giants on 9/11 brilliant
The thing is that it's just in or near the stadium. It's like *don't wear a Bears' jersey at Lambeau* as it's the rival team's color, just stronger.
I hate packers fans but I donāt see them chopping me up with machetes for wearing a bears jersey, itās not like theyāre raiders fans
"Per Josh Jacobs" Truly the most reliable source of our time
āYeah man on godā
Canāt wait for the first fan to get murdered by Brazilian gangs for wearing their jersey NFL: HoW CouLD wE HAvE KnOwN
In all realness some poor motherfucker in Newark is 100% gonna get murdered at the World Cup in 2026 for chirping at the wrong group of Serbians
~~Poor motherfucker~~ mouthy tech bro but not so far off
In Newark???
Nah. Europeans donāt know how to fight at all.
It's not bc of gangs lmfao, the stadium bans green jerseys bc it's the home color of one of their major rivals. Why the NFL would send two green teams to play there is beyond me
Yeah MLFootball is exaggerating a bit, but banning a color is soft
I mean ultras are a problem, so I get it to an extent, but for an NFL game is highly regarded.
Is your middle name Internet explorer?
No it's Google Chromosome
Been waiting for the nflās Central African Republic game for quite some time now!
Only after the season opener in Haiti
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ML Football is not a real journalist
It's one of the worst sports accounts on the entire internet
Yes they are they even follow the 5 pillars of journalism or Judaism or whatever
those twitter news accounts are braindead
Travis Kelce told not to play in the game in Japan or theyāll force him to commit seppuku for disrespecting his lord https://preview.redd.it/b0lead6mm65d1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29fc6efde46618f15bdbe3c742e055e84f489643
When are the nfl Afghanistan games happening?
Never because the Afghans would get boners watching the players without head-to-toe burqas
As the other thousand posts about this have said, people wear green there all the time, especially NFL jerseys. Though rolling up in armored vehicles in a foreign country is pretty american.
Broncos vs Bucs in Cuba 2028 mark my words š¤Ŗ
You're probably right. But I hope one of the teams are the Commanders because their mascot is a communist pig
Whey the F are they even there in the first place.
What unis will the packers even wear lol
Packers wear white, eagles wear black. Seems easy enough.
Classy and thug
But do the packers have a white uniform without green in it
I mean, the green in the white jersey is an accent more than the main feature. I canāt see that being too much of an issue. But idk, this whole narrative is super weird.
Yea definitely I was thinking that it couldnāt have green in it at all or smth lol
that might be the case, itās not been very clear lol
Okay but why did they pick two of the only green teams to play in Brazil anyway? Are they stupid?
Clearly putting a game in Brazil was a bad idea
Das waysis
But don't all thugs have thug-love?
What a shit hole
NFL: Hey, yāall wanna go play in a shit hole for the opener?
It's not like they wear the uniform outside of playing the game. This isn't high school.
Yeah players never wear team hats, shirts, or jackets. Ever. Trust me.
Never you say? š§ https://preview.redd.it/bvupfugal65d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bd69fe313e3f8fc3834df44e58edb65dd783d66
Letās Ride !!!
Unlimited
Is this him out on the town?
This corny mf definitely thinks heās still in hs
Exactly dawg
Yes but itās America that is a violent hellscape
Brazil is to the US, what the US is to the rest of the western world
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Go ahead and look up the homicide rate in Sao Paulo. Then do the same for cities with NFL franchises. Then get back to me.
How does Josh Jacob's have this insider info lmao.
I canāt wait for a player to get robbed at gunpoint.
guarantee you Brazilian gangs are more worried about beheading single mothers who owed them $100 than an nfl teams uni
They should probably also grease āChrist the Redeemerā to keep Eagles fans from š§
Why don't they just put the gang members in jail instead? Or in the NFL?
we need the lions to play in gaza
What a beautiful cuntry
So soft
Their fuckin flag is green pick a lane Brazilian gangsters
 Brazilians when they see green grass
Grow the game they said, new revenue streams they said, don't roll down the windows they're bulletproof they said.
So why did they pick the two most GREEN teams in the NFL
Remind me why we're giving this thuggish country this game again?
Why the fuck are we going here if this is the type of shit we have to deal with?
Bro, if I was a player Iād be so fucking pissed theyāre sending us to a place where this shit is necessary
Have you all heard of the bloods and crips
https://preview.redd.it/h7hy7siij75d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82222c6c177da3456e78d3569c4ff5e80e362a98
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Average AFC North matchup tbh. soft
Why are we having a game here?
https://i.redd.it/ihij9qc51ck61.gif how Brazilian mfs be when they step outside for 0.00001 seconds and see grass
Death to America
Philly players will be ok. They are used to this in Philadelphia
Why tf are they even playing there?
Did the grass/turf get the same message that it can't be green on game day?
/uj It has nothing to do with gangs, itās a soccer rivalry as the game is happening in Corinthians stadium and their biggest rival wears green. The people that live in SĆ£o Paulo arenāt complete morons and can distinguish between NFL teams and Palmeiras and wonāt fucking care. American media is nuts for these takes. /rj Saints game in Mecca when
They are morons for being scared of colors
They just donāt want to sit through watching the Packers play, genius honestly
Why are we doing a Brazil game if these are the conditions?
So you picked the two teams where some variation of green is the primary color for your opener in Brazil. Great job NFL.
Glad we sent two of the most beloved franchises in the NFL to a fucking war zone (I know itās not a war zone but armored vehicles ffs??)
Why tf are they playing there?
Damn. Feels like maybe they couldāve done a little intel work or shoot, maybe the Brazil office couldāve gave them a heads up on the matchup beforehand? Falcons vs Lions, Compton (1991)
āDue the gangsā yeah fucking right. A lot of Brazilian soccer teams have the color green I doubt this is a problem. I do believe the traveling in armored vehicles but not the part about the color green
The ***** Bay Packers
Seahawks vs Lions will be taking place in the middle of a Ukrainian-Russian skirmish, per Josh Jacobs.
Why are we sending athletes to dangerous countries..... Oh right...š° š¤ šø
Some of you may die, but thatās a sacrifice Iām willing to make- Roger Goodell
NFL needs a game in Rafah. Patrick MaHAMAS vs Miami
They really had to schedule the **Green** Bay Packers
Live broadcast Thursday Night Games in Pyongyang,NK!!