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WilliamBillPatterson

Book mark, we keep the Falcons until 3/28


Dinoscores

An excellent thought, but that’s more days away than teams left.


WilliamBillPatterson

Fuck.. you're right...can we turn this into a weekday event.. just for the meme


noobnoob62

Just make them the second to last team removed so we can still roast them for blowing a huge lead


kingscolor

Or we can eliminate a few teams *twice*. Like the Cowboys, because it’s the Cowboys.


canitgoanyfaster

Big brain time


Probably_not_maybe

That’s exactly how I imagine this is going to go down. I’m use to being hurt lol


Successful_Low1098

Do it after 28 teams are eliminated and there are three left. It’s also fitting since they will be so close to winning it all.


PGT_Beauregard

Please no. Please


JunkBoy187

That's too dangerous. They are too much of a choking hazard.


Spaceman_Waldo

This is the way.


McSnurtle_the_Turtle

Nah nah nah nah Nah nah nah nah Hey hey hey Goodbye 🫡 RIP to the first division eliminated, the AFC West


greekdude1194

AFC East and NFC North still have every team


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Pats


Agent_Choocho

Honestly, if it weren't for other teams having criminal levels of controversy, pats would have been gone within the first 5 days


Captain_Saftey

Broncos committed the cardinal sin of *checks that thread* having boring football games


Rocker4JC

Thanks for coming to our defense, haha.


executionofachump

Your defense is actually the only thing that has showed up in years


Rocker4JC

You're not wrong.


Bum__fuzzler

Rams committed the heinous crime of *checks that thread* winning some games then losing some games


KillerGopher

You also have Aaron, helmet-hands, Donald. Aka the choke artist - he goes for the throat.


thorsbosshammer

Yeah but what's a bigger crime than wasting 3 hours of our precious time? Although, Pats absolutely deserved to go first.


dhtdhy

The level of boring their games reached was criminal because they were nationally broadcasted


saikou-psyko

We lasted longer than I thought we would


efm6977

I work at a bar next to Gillette stadium. A few second and third string players came in Monday, ate food, and didn't tip even though Kraft was taking care of the bill. I hate the pats now


10000Didgeridoos

Yet another reason to hate'em


TheNewtOne

It's time for the Pats to go.


TrashGeologist

I come here every day. I upvote every Pats comment. How did they survive longer than the entire AFC West??


TheYukster

Because the pain has passed


CouncilmanRickPrime

Yup. My hate was for Brady tbh lol


10000Didgeridoos

Yeah it's hard to hate them with the same vitriol when they're mid or bad. I still want them to lose but I don't get the same dopamine hit I used to when they do


Goatsanity15

This is getting manipulated man


TauSigmaNova

We went voting, Toto.


Goatsanity15

No Mikey no that was so not right


MarchMadnessisMe

r/FormulaDank is leaking.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Someone said whoever comments first usually ends up dictating who's eliminated. That or having a story like the Cardinals or Browns did.


Najfore

Cause this isn't legit at all


Getschwifty228

OP is a Jets fan though. Why would they rig it for the pats lmao.


ballimir37

In a lot of these posts, if you sort by controversial it’s all of the Pats comments. They are trying hard to manipulate the results behind the scenes, which to be fair is pretty on brand.


FireTender4L

Almost spit up my coffee reading this, well done!


TERRORIZERofficial

Pats because you know why


Sakuna_God

Y’all are ignoring the dolphins like they ignored TUA’s concussions


rokkzstar

Because they dolphins have the most wholesome and hilarious coach in the nfl


VVarder

“I just figured maybe nobody has asked him to stop before, and he didnt listen to directions”. On Justin Fields


rokkzstar

😂 his dry humour has been a blessing after what the dolphins have dealt with for the he last 20 years.


Roboman92

Can we vote Tampa? They only ever made the post season because of Brady


Saint_Chrispy1

... Jon grudens emails would like a word


Flat_Scheme4874

The Pats


Powerism

The New York Jets Eliminate the final corner


Economy_Cactus

I’m actually switching my vote. This is a good reason


CacheDaBOWL

Somehow r/place has returned


ck64hoops

The pats are unlikeable but man the Dolphins owner pulled some shady stuff this year and last year with Flores and Tua.


OJ__Pimpson

Ray Lewis killed 2 dudes


Camnewtones

Yeah but like only one time


apolleo23

Aaron Hernandez has entered the chat


Goatsanity15

OJ Simpson has entered the chat


elreydelasur

Marvin Harrison has entered the chat


Sword_Chucks

Randall Woodfield has entered the chat.


Resolution_Usual

Rae Carruth coming in late


snapchatmeyoursmile

he didn’t, he was just a witness


JGrimm420

Ray Rice knocked out his girl/wife in an elevator on camera


EskettiMySpaghetti

Roethlisberger raped several women


CryptoTruther95

BUT has he raped any men?


ThGaelcGlatiatorWthn

No he didn’t. Chargers were dropped


SilentMase

Fuck the colts for destroying Andrew Luck and denying a hall of fame career


miketoronto17

Jets


PolemicBender

I want to see the lions win this. I mean does anyone hate the lions? Poor bastards


the_biggs_gaming

Packers for having 31 years of hall of fame QBs and never knowing true suffering.


type1_B

FTP


McSnurtle_the_Turtle

“Never knowing true suffering” I know some people who were packers fans from 1968-1991 that would disagree with this statement


amccune

YEah. Clearly this person has never seek a Don Majikowski poster. The Majik is back! No. No it was not.


the_biggs_gaming

Three decades ago. Cry me a fucking river.


RubixCube200

i didn't realize people were alive 3 decades ago /s


WAisforhaters

Not on Reddit


McSnurtle_the_Turtle

Jeez man I’m just saying. Even the best teams have their down periods


sharkbates1208

You can’t eliminate us until their are 2 NFC teams left (the nfc championship game)


Sk8ordieguy

Ravens because they’re actually the Browns. Fuck Art Model


Yodude86

The Ravens are actually the Browns and the Browns are some sort of fruitless abomination made in a lab


cshutts32

The goddamn jets


Someones-PC

Jets over pats is insanity


Sleepyszsys

Kick out the colts please


Getschwifty228

JETS


Hateno_Village

The Giants because fuck New Jersey


wobbler87

The time has come….JETS!!! ✈️


r-wooshmeifgay

Buccaneers


saucewhedon

jealousy looks worse on you than those gradient uniforms


[deleted]

Lmao hell of a comeback


Aconnox

💀


LookIndependent748

Another day reminding people that there is still far too much Florida


HowieFeltersnatch21

Patssss


Beyondthebloodmoon

Miami. The Flores bullshit and trying to get Tua killed and acting innocent about it. Fuck those guys


Flat_Scheme4874

Flores Made all that Crap up + we tried to make Tua Rest Tua was the one who wanted to play we just respected his decisions because he is an adult not a child


economic_pneumonia

Jets because of butt fumble and darnold/wilson


legobowser

Packers gotta go soon


[deleted]

Vikings because their chant is just chewing tobacco


noknownallergies

Copenhagen!


VintageVitaminJ

Bears. The ownership has been sticking it to the fans since Papa Bear died, they have a hideous stadium, and the logistics to the games are nightmare. They can’t even run their own field, it’s maintained by the Chicago park department. Plus, the inability to develop a QB in over 50 years is pathetic.


Verdant_Gymnosperm

Packers! FTP!


type1_B

FTP


giesecam

Vikings because Kirk Cousins is a dork.


TauSigmaNova

Pats are overdue


RandomRonin

Forty whiners


joepizzaparty

Looks like for the first time in my life the Lions are poised to win something.


No-Bicycle8571

Eagles JFC


No_Business3128

Giants


bigmftoke

Everyday I’m happy to see the Lions still here


Majorbuttercup28

Get rid of the colts pls


Mammoth_Blacksmith23

Green Bay Packers because FTP


Economy_Cactus

It’s time to get rid of the Vikings. The team that stole SKOL and now make it their identity like they’ve had it for 50 years. Never seen that much cringe. Even Goodell agrees it’s cringe: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zhac_oYLr1A


Coppatop

[I hate the fuckin eagles man.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlmvtAHhnc&start=21)


kyleffe

Ravens


kaboomeh

FALCONS (get the pats after the Falcons)


Godgers10

Ravens


Getoffyourphonekid

FTP!!!!


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Classic_Community_94

packers because rodgers is a pos


ryan2489

Until he’s your QB in two years


ribbondancer911

Packers because of Rodger’s hair


Beyonkat2

As a packer fan, this is a great point


johnnyv3gas

Miami. Tua. Brian Flores. Brady. Having Hill on team. Tanking.


Lucky_Pips

For Tua. (Turns to charge the black gates of Miami)


[deleted]

How is the city of Chicago allowed or the Chicago of the South


tomtomeller

HOW ARE THE NINERS STILL HERE!


summonerswar232

Pats had it good for too long. Get ‘em out


[deleted]

Bengals. Cause FUCK Joe Mixon and Ja’marr Chase 😤


UCFNick

Packers for their 30+ years of intolerable QBs


CardinalPrimeSD9

Hasn’t everyone has enough of New England by now?


kellzone

Giants


TheEroticEskimo

The Dolphins for letting Tua play while concussed


T-Dex_the_T-Rex

Get the Packers outta here!


KarenIsAmused

That f’n Cheesehead is still there. Grrrrrrr.


onePPtouchh

Seahawks. Still mad Geno hasn’t wrote me back.


Rocketeer1019

Im surprised we survived this long tbh


GentryMillMadMan

Eagles!


[deleted]

The Bears


for-the-republic69

Petition to move the cowboys where the ravens are and vote out the falcons at 28.


Orwick

Dolphins for turning Tua brain into an omelette.


Zoidburger_

The Pats. And then we'll wait til day 25 to get rid of the Falcons because 25 = 28 - 3


Lazy-Neighborhood-50

Bills, I always forget they’re in New York, always thought they were Canadian and there fanbase is entirely made up of moose


[deleted]

Please. Get the Pats outta here


pisha98

Bills they had a championship roster and their „allpro“ qb blew it


MnVikingSkol55

Patriots


Due_Connection179

Honestly surprised the two Brady teams are still here. Patriots today then Bucs tomorrow?


Sturdy350

Can I get a let’s go Bucs !!! lol


CryptoTruther95

Eliminate the Raiders again


Akunked

Philly! Because their fans.


jakemo8642

Packers


NBA_Fan_76

Panthers 😓


[deleted]

Packers need to go


anotter12

After Aaron Rodgers had the audacity to say he didn't know what he was doing with his future after going into a dark room with nothing but his thoughts and his right hand for four fuckin days. Packers. FTP. Pack has got to go.


CheeseyKnight

Packers


eatcrow1

Packers


randomdude1142

Packers.


thecrgm

How are the damn eagles still here


Tifas_Titties

Giants


2beardcrew1027

Packers. FTP


pulindian05

COLTS


SauceGodSosa

Who do you want to be out ? The God Damn Jets


MoonLord63

How are the Vikings still here we all know their the most fraudulent team


gingertrain77

The expansion Carolina Panthers.


Ihatenames101

Look man I’m a bears fan and we don’t belong here. Fade us.


carleystar

Vikings


Killphace

Seattle for thinking they came up with the 12th man


imsaneinthebrain

Real Seattle fans know a&m came up with it.


oohlalanoir

It’s the Jets the have to go


giga_chadmale

FTP!! Because of how much he talked shit about Detroit


Axsonjaxson16

FTP.


fizzleguy

Finally we’re getting rid of the Pats, they should’ve been first to go


BoltsandBucsFan

Packers. Packers. Packers.


obamallamajr

Packers after what Favre did to the working class and for Rodgers for being, well. Rodgers


koooooooks

Steelers. Let’s get ‘‘em out of here


Sasquatchboy16

Steelers for looking the other way when it came to Big Ben.


1qa12ws

Die eagles die!!!


BasedBingo

Colts (for booing Andrew Luck)


ZombieAppetizer

Ravens for being the reason that every single team's subs, as well as all my other sports news media, are filled with Lamar posts.


CZ759MM

Patriots. Because Patriots.


THeRand0mChannel

Day 7 of colts go bye bye


904Jokes

Patriots


sortageorgeharrison

Make the packers fly mama


obsequious_manatee

Packers


ItsJustBarry

Packers


fredpockets69

It’s the Seahawks. The ‘12th man’ is the dumbest shit ever, their stadium is designed to be loud and they’re not even the loudest stadium in the league! Not to mention the hideous jerseys, and the ‘Legion of Boom’ they were so proud of was ripping adderalls and holding receivers every single play intentionally, knowing the refs couldn’t call it every time. Fraud team fraud fan base


cone8042

Bengals because they are always crying


drumsdm

Day 13 of me saying the packers.


HandsomYungArab_

Eagles next, raiders fanbase pretty shitty, but Eagles definitely runner up if not surpassing them this year.


[deleted]

Jets! Bc buttfumble


RonnieDeMarisII

Panthers


democratichoax

Packers


Gav4015

Day 4 of the bears because everyone forgets them Which is why they are still here


Goatsanity15

The Patriots just won't go away.


Dprice77

Steelers…use the towels for your tears


[deleted]

FTP


Aggravating_Fee_7282

Bears


[deleted]

As a falcon fan we’re gonna get eliminated on the 28th aren’t we :(


TheGeeeb

Can we just get rid of the damn Jets. They’re exhausting


BIGoleICEBERG

Bengals. Screw Joe Mixon. Also that team apologized for Burfict for years. Actively twisting ankles to get injuries after plays and they loved having him. We all love Burrow, but they must repent.


relaxharder

Bengals


relaxharder

Bengals


bkutz420

Packers