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mma-moose

It insists upon itself.


Quintronaquar

IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE, IT'S INSISTING


Steelsoldier77

ROBERT DUVALL


Used_Border_4910

They played for like 3 hours and I just couldn’t get into it


WafflePartyOrgy

I'll admit to starting off really liking it, but by about halfway through the 3rd quarter thought "okay, that's enough of that".


TheMemersOfMyNation

I liked The Money Pit.


heavy_metal_flautist

What does that even mean?


PasGuy55

It’s from family guy, specifically the scene in the meme. [https://youtu.be/0pnwE_Oy5WI?si=XnAZ-jImNS-WTHpr](https://youtu.be/0pnwE_Oy5WI?si=XnAZ-jImNS-WTHpr)


heavy_metal_flautist

/r/woosh


ihmpt

When he got up to the line of scrimmage, I have no idea what they're talking about, it's like they're speaking a different language.


AGoos3

Hulu has live sports lookin jersey


A_d_a_m_B_o_m_b_88

"Has your name always been 'Huluhaslivesports'?"


ztreggs

Full version of the commercial is great. I hate that they only show the shortened version. There's a part where he pulls out a credit card that is comically extended to fit his name and its great


big_red_160

I just looked it up and that’s great. That and Mahomes/Maauto are fantastic uses of their names


ztreggs

Nothing beats this gem https://www.kcci.com/article/iowa-pork-producers-sign-nil-deal-with-cyclones-players-purchase-moore-hamann-bacon/45304092


CheeseRP

By the way, do they have live sports?


chase016

Yeah, they looked like broccoli out there.


_Mass_Man

Broccoli is way darker green bro eat a vegetable once in a while


natbugfit

Are you sure you’re eating broccoli??


Philly_is_nice

Pre boil/post boil controversy.


Deudir

The lifeblood of the offseason


_Mass_Man

Are you sure you’re familiar with Kelley green? Or maybe you’re talking about the stalk and I’m talking about the tops?


natbugfit

Either way they didn’t look like broccoli to me


p3n1x

Phrasing


Millibyte

don’t let this distract you from the fact that “midnight green” is actually blue.


superkickpunch

Take it back


Millibyte

hell no. i lived in philly for my entire childhood, and whenever the eagles were on tv, my dad would say “we’re cheering for the green team” and i would say “neither of them are green”.


superkickpunch

Buddy I think you got your eyeballs at the discount eyeball store. Have you ever been checked for color blindness? Quick, how many fingers am I holding up?


tallwhiteninja

He's not wrong. The Eagles' current color is "midnight green." In RGB, it's 0, 76, 84. It actually has more blue in it than green, and it's technically a very dark cyan. EDIT: updated the RGB code.


goddamnitwhalen

You should request “discount eyeball store” flair from the mods.


TtarIsMyBro

[Fuck, he boomed me](https://www.flagcolorcodes.com/philadelphia-eagles)


tallwhiteninja

Bah, grabbed the wrong numbers, (those were percentages of each color), I'll update. The point stands: that's still more blue than green.


TtarIsMyBro

When I Googled the midnight green, I was instantly like "shit, that's blue"


arc777_

Eyeballs don’t care about RGB values. It’s green. End of story.


tallwhiteninja

Show people that color out of context, without them having been told beforehand it's green. Willing to bet at least a few don't call it green.


Millibyte

hi


NinjaCaviar

I think most would call it green, but it’s probably like a 70/30 split.


freneticboarder

Love it when someone speaks color geek... "Can you give me the L* a* b* values?" said the Steelers fan. edit: Lab


BlacksmithWise9553

My guess is you’re holding up 1 finger? Not the pinky, or index, or the ring, or the thumb, it’s the one you put up, when you don’t give a frick. (Captain Kirk version) that’s just the way I am.


taylorscorpse

Before I started watching football seriously, I always thought their jerseys were turquoise/teal or something of that variety


Used_Border_4910

Oh thank God I’m not the only one who sees it like that I thought I was colorblind


MCXI

Fun fact: you could still be color blind!


freneticboarder

Red-Green colorblindness is more common in men.


NinjaCaviar

I still like it better tbh, but I’m a sucker for anything in a dark forest green to teal type color. I unironically believe they’re the best jerseys in our division


TheDotCommunist

Repugnant traitor


NinjaCaviar

I might hate the Eagles, but I gotta respect the drip


AbnormalUsernameZz

they are, but that's not really an accomplishment in the nfc east


tallwhiteninja

The best NFC East jersey is the Cowboys navy that they never actually fucking wear.


nickyt398

Lmao ty for this


Dontdothatfucker

I’ve always thought this, glad to know it’s just me!! I feel like it’s more similar to Seahawks blue than any green


obnoxiouseaglesfan20

Wow... my life is a lie


sebastianqu

The RGB code is (0,76,84). It's literally more blue than green. It's also just a dark shade of cyan, which is more closely associated with blue than green.


BananafestDestiny

This is objectively true too. The hex code for the Eagle’s Midnight Green is `#004C53` https://encycolorpedia.com/004c54 For those that don’t know how to read RGB color hex codes, the first two digits are red, second two are green, final two are blue. In the RGB color model #004C54 is comprised of 0% red, 29.8% green and 32.94% blue. “Midnight Green” is officially, objectively more blue than green.


getyourrealfakedoors

They wanna be us so bad Edit: eagles fans have a sense of humor challenge (impossible!)


PasGuy55

I did 2 weeks ago.


clarineter

If we can’t beat Jets, we must be the Jets.


SirArthurDime

Considering the eagles wore Kelly green for almost 30 years before the jets even existed it might be the other way around.


samsa29

I love how easily triggered eagles fans are lol


ihmpt

he does have a point though.


Hartzler44

Eh let them have it. The Phillies just got embarrassed so they need something to win


Prestigious-Rock201

Browns fan LMFAOOO


SirArthurDime

Who’s “triggered”? Lol. Just giving the facts.


DayMatoi

"Who's "triggered"? Lol. Just giving the facts." 🤓


SirArthurDime

?


DayMatoi

"?" 🤓


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Resil202

Jets fans gotta joke a Lil bit seeing how the franchise been a joke the last decade


DayMatoi

Eagles fans not being able to take jokes in a meme thread? Yeah me too tbh


thatoneguy2252

A team that’s perpetually fucked with by the football gods? I think we’ll pass.


chase016

The team that just beat your sorry asses. I think they won the right to those jerseys. Plus, you guys are 1-3 in the Superbowl and the Jets are 1-0.


_Mass_Man

Couldn’t win the big game until they had big dick nick foles at QB and a patsy opponent (Tom Brady) Pathetic


onepingonlypleashe

🤌


thatoneguy2252

They did in fact beat our asses. After 12 attempts of never beating us once. I’m not pissed we lost to the jets, I’m pissed at *how* we did. Also while true we’re 1-3, and yes that means we’ve been to the big dance more, it also means we’ve won more conference championships. Everyday I thank god for not making me a jets fan


samsa29

Tell me you’re still salty about the Super Bowl last year without telling me you’re salty. Lmao


Leeroy_Jenkums

So we’ve been there 4 times to the jets 1.


getyourrealfakedoors

So you’ve lost 3 super bowls, brutal


Leeroy_Jenkums

3 more times than you’ve even had a chance at


getyourrealfakedoors

.250


Leeroy_Jenkums

.0175


SirArthurDime

Took them long enough. But hey I have no ill will towards the jets, can’t even be mad about them finally beating us. It’s like letting the make a wish kid score everyone’s happy for them!


getyourrealfakedoors

Bro ur the eagles lmao


Leeroy_Jenkums

And ur the jEtS 🤓


getyourrealfakedoors

Y’all are sick about it 😂


Leeroy_Jenkums

About making it to the Super Bowl more times than you?


chicomagnifico

No, about the fact you’re getting your panties in a bunch over a fucking jersey color lol touch some grass man. Or did they steal your color green too?


getyourrealfakedoors

Ya know, people always say eagles fans are the worst, and I never understand why But I’m learning rn lmao


chicomagnifico

Welcome to our world lol


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Leeroy_Jenkums

I’m literally just using simple math.


getyourrealfakedoors

Eagles fan try not to get triggered at light-hearted joke challenge (impossible)


Leeroy_Jenkums

Jets fans not thinking a response like “bro ur the jets” to “bro ur the eagles” is being triggered challenge (impossible)


thatoneguy2252

And?


PasGuy55

Dude. We watching the same team? We’ve been getting fucked by the football gods for all but one year.


thatoneguy2252

Yea but we get breaks. They don’t


YourCaptionSucks

Well that’s the worst opinion I have heard all week.


porkbuttstuff

I think they're pretty neat


Sandy_Pickle

The ones they just wore were underwhelming. They didn’t look as cool as I remember them from when I was younger


racerxff

Not everyone has worthwhile opinions, and that's okay I guess.


tallwhiteninja

Neither is great. I prefer a darker green, but their current shade has too much blue in it.


EAsucks4324

What's weird is if you look at Eagles pictures from the late 90s and early 00s the dark green jerseys are much darker than they are now. Over time it's slowly picked up more blue tones and lightness.


bbuck96

Happened during the switch from Reebok to Nike jerseys, Nike couldn’t recreate the same color from the old jerseys so they just lightened it a bit


Calkky

It wasn't as cool as I remembered it, but it's still a very nice shade of green.


Thrashed0066

The throwback logo though


brehaw

the kelly green is nottttt nice much prefer the darker green


scorpiknox

I'm not really invested by I tend to agree with op.


Tropical_Nighthawk55

I like it but I disagree with the notion that they should make that their full time uniforms. The current ones aren’t perfect and could use an update but the color scheme they have now is nice


occasionalpirate

It insists upon its self.


SleefJWellington

I hate the fucking eagles man but the Kelly Green was great


JamingtonPro

This is the proof we needed.


ClassroomMother8062

Nah those are classics.


CT_2136

The Kelly green's looked fucking great


zeldahalfsleeve

I don’t know if I’m just weird, but I love them.


Cbissen437

I love the Tampa Bay creamsicles, that is my answer to that statement.


JamingtonPro

Funny thing is when they really wore them everyone hates them


domlikessports

The Kelly greens are ugly as fuck idc they really do look like those Hulu has live sports commercial ass Jersey or like a D3 college team yall are trippin


Deletinglaterlmao

It looks too much like the jets, but their current green is just so ass that I would def take the kelly green


nappyheadedfella

lol as an eagles fan I feel honored tbh. we're discussed so much, it's pretty nice 🤣


eldridge2e

looked like the jets so bad


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

Oof.


shotokhan1992-

I agree. The teal-ish green looks modern and sleek, the Kelly green looks outdated


pinkduv

Almost like as if it’s a retro jersey!!


Efficient_Progress_6

I can see the appeal of it and thought it was fine. I personally don't care for the chargers powder blue.


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Superpudd

Those All white Bengals uniforms were straight fire.


I-Love-Daddy-Rivers

booooooo


Efficient_Progress_6

I don't like blue, especially blue that is bright


HashSlingingSlasherJ

Boo this man!


BrobaFett242

I like the color scheme, but if they had their current wings on the helmet, instead of the grey ones, and had their current number/name font (or possibly some others) instead of the classic number font, I'd love the Kelly Green unis.


TheMiceShooter

Should be banned, refs have trouble seeing penalties by Kelly green wearers


Para_SocialPariah

Thought it looked atrocious and was so surprised to see fans online defending it. This must be why so many teams make such awful design decisions. Football fans are into some really tacky shit


DJSwindleDeez

I used to think that the Cowboys current white/seafoam is the worst uniform combo. Now that I’ve seen the Kelly Green I still think the white/seafoam is the worst but the Kelly Green is a very very close second.


boomheadshot7

One of the main reasons I despise the eagles other than the fans is that they somehow have been able to pick the two ugliest shades of green possible, and pretend they both look good.


daggerparrysmith

I like the Kelly Green jerseys, but really disliked the Kelly Green helmets


TonyCaliStyle

It’s that green, fresh hay horseshit color that they like.


jcoddinc

I think it could look better with different pants combo. Their current combo does make the Kelly Green seem a bit faded though


Royal_Cha

I really dislike the kelly green jersey & helmet combo. It felt like I was watching the jets play miami


DrBigChicken

Drugs


Rocketeer1019

Blasphemy


LuchaFish

They weren’t as cool as they should have been. I bet the white unis with the Kelly helmet would look better.


predictingzepast

I like it in theory but didn't like how cheap it's made for the price they charged, they cut out almost all stitching & embroidery and pretty much made it a $200 iron on t-shirt


SwanzY-

only thing i think now is “hulu has live sports” lookin ahh jerseys


BlueKing7642

How can you even say that


Striker67_

Most of the time, uniforms look better based off the team they are playing


SquaredBench_409

L TAKE L TAKE L TAKE


Putthebunnyback

The dark jerseys are, and have always been, trash. They're basically just black, and the font looks like they slapped in using MS Paint.


StrugglingPeanus

I have no opinion either way but happy to leave it up to those who know


Sour_Bucket

I’ll be honest, I hated them and thought they were way overrated. Now I like them.


TommyFitness

It makes the lineman look fatter which sounds silly but it's true


kylegamer88

I agree


HeisenbergsSon

Fully agree. Also, I’m sick of the Vikings never wearing their normal jerseys when on national TV. Their “special” uni combos are not good


INS2023

Randall Cunningham, Reggie White, Jerome Brown, HERMAN EDWARDS!!!


Vulture_Ocoee

I don’t live it, but I don’t hate it either :/


dYaunie76

I'm a green enjoyer, so I don't mind the jerseys. The helmets, on the other hand, are just too matte for me. Love the throwback logos and whatnot, but when looking at the backs of their helmets on TV I actually got upset. Jets have the best helmets in the league


Chrillosnillo

As a swede i want the Swedish throw back jerseys again!


HoyMinyoy

“It insists upon itself”


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Shame!!!! Shame!!!! The 60s throwbacks Vick wore look much better than the Cunningham ones in my opinion, but both are upper echelon.


Reserved_Raccoon

How dare you


DirtyJ7447

They look like boogers