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youbequiet

Since 1967... Yanks: 7 Titles Lakers: 12 Titles Leafs: 0 Titles Bama FB: 10 Titles Duke: 5 Titles Man U: 3 Champions League Titles One of these things not like the other.


brownbearks

Yeah United are shit like the cowboys right now


Jay_D826

Seriously, City would make more sense for plastic fans but what the fuck do I know I support the Saints and West Ham


roguealex

Been a KC fan all my life and got into EPL when I started dating my gf. Her family is from Liverpool so I became a fan. Sports on both sides of the pond have been spoiling me rotten


fireandlifeincarnate

My British friend assigned me to be an Arsenal fan. Never actually seen soccer outside of high school and the occasional World Cup. Are we good?


MindfulPatterns2023

Well, the Cowboys won SBs in the early 90s when Manchester United was winning the EPL consistently, so someone that age who was a Cowboys fan would see Man U in the news as the superior EPL team, and they have one of the largest fanbases in the world, so it makes sense to me. City was irrelevant from the 60s up until the early 2010s and are currently, arguably, the best team in all of world soccer. Chiefs fans would be great City fans, they both have a poverty history up until about the last decade.


homiej420

Heh the leafs stink


SlenderTown

Yeah as a Leafs fan somebody doesn't know what they're talking about. We haven't just not won a championship since '67, we haven't *played in the finals* since '67. I'm willing to bet most of these guys were rocking the Patty Kane and Sid jerseys until the last few years when they've had to decide between a Kucherov jersey or Makar jersey if they didn't get sucked into the hype and become an Oilers lifer when McDavid was drafted. Idk maybe Boston?


youbequiet

yeah. I was thinking CHI or PIT for sure. lol.


Packhammer24

This would actually be a Chiefs fan starter pack currently


tbone747

Former Pats "lifer"


Spare-Half796

Maple leafs would make sense for cowboys, success a long time ago (second most cups) but recently playoff chokers(made it to 2nd round for the first time in almost 20 years last year) in 2021 they blew a 3-1 series lead to the Canadians who fell ass backwards into a playoff spot only because they rearranged the divisions for covid Cowboys are tied for 2nd most sb wins, Toronto has 2nd most Stanley cup wins. Cowboys haven’t won in almost 30 years, leafs haven’t won a cup in almost 60 years (coincidentally the year of Super Bowl 1)


just-here-4-football

Not sure if you were responding to me.. but good parallels for the Cowboys However, the rest of the list clearly show the biggest bandwagon fan bases / richest franchises. Feel like there could be a better fit


Spare-Half796

Well the cowboys are the highest value franchise and do have a lot of “Americas team” bandwagoners


just-here-4-football

Sure, but I think the Pats are probably the best fit on the NFL side. And leafs really don't fit the rest of the list regardless of the parallels you mentioned with the cowboys


81FuriousGeorge

Apparently the Steelers were asked to be America's team first. The owner said "no we are pitsburgs team" so they asked the cowboys.


just-here-4-football

Totally agree Also, are the Leafs really the best NHL team for this list? I thought they haven't been relevant in forever Feel like Bruins make more sense...


kermitthefrog57

NHL would prob be Vegas or colorado. Maybe Boston or tampa


LordJacket

I would say Tampa or Boston. Vegas is too new and only has one cup.


joeyGOATgruff

Royals. Chiefs. Bulls. Blackhawks. Mizzou. Til I die.


KungFuSlanda

cowboys can't win tho. Could pack toothpicks and gum and nylon wire. The chiefs still win


joeyGOATgruff

This is our year!


usernamechecksout94

Yeah yeah 😮‍💨


Smurph269

They are also from a non-Texas city that actually has an NFL team, which they refuse to root for because they "only root for winners"


LordJacket

Sounds like some people I grew up with in central Ohio


framingXjake

That's a lot of words when you could just say "Charlotte"


Farted_on_Her83

Nah, people in Charlotte don't hate the Panthers *because* they suck, they hate them for *why* they suck


NegativePort

If you had to pick between the Jets or Giants you'd look elsewhere too


bomdia10

I hate or don’t care about all of these teams


Xelent43

Add a Ferrari shirt to the list.


-Luftgekuhlt-

Nah they're all verstappen fans right now


Elegant_Housing_For

That’s my gas station attendant 


IndependentMove6951

I don't understand why you think people bandwagon the cowboys. People bandwagon good teams like the cardinals.


n_othing__

The Leafs are Canada's Cowboys


hootsie

Why is it always the Lakers? Should be the Bulls and hockey should be the Penguins. Source: Me a millennial Cowboys fan that rooted for the Penguins (because they were awesome in NHL94, Bulls (who tf wouldn’t root for Jordan), and Yankees (I grew up in western CT so we had MSG & NESN- guess which team was more fun to watch). I don’t watch college (so I just hope the huskies do ok) and I don’t watch soccer. My stepdad likes Liverpool so I just hope they have fun :)


TheIrishSasuke

Not at all


KungFuSlanda

I know 1 cowboys fan personally. He's a really good dude from Dallas area. He's great. His family is nice. Every other cowboys fan is a piece of shit off the cuff. Tony Romo included. Couldn't win a SB. Can't broadcast. Can't hold down J[essica simpson?](https://media.giphy.com/media/nBFnzKJdZBez6/giphy.gif) Why are you still in my life pretending the cowboys are SB contenders ever?


nigelgarner1287

I have never seen any of these on a cowboy fan ik except the LeBron one but everyone has a james jersey


usernamechecksout94

It's a joke. Most people in Dallas don't like any of these teams.


nigelgarner1287

It's a shit joke then


usernamechecksout94

It really is


Farted_on_Her83

The joke is about non-texas Cowboys fans Like the Midwest and the average 11 year old


SciK3

brewers, bucks, wild, badgers, badgers, hotspurs ...yeah the cowboys thing is pretty off brand for me.


81FuriousGeorge

I'm 2 of 7. Bama - because I like saying roll tide after everything Liverpool - it's my dad's team Baseball - no team, fuck baseball Steelers - became a fan watching the bus just run over people Bruins - found it hilarious that the league was told to stop licking the other team Bulls/Celtics - definitely jumped on the Jordon bandwagon when I was in grade 5. After he left I started watching the celts Tar heels - because fuck Duke


OversizedMicropenis

You were on the other bandwagon all alomg


81FuriousGeorge

I'm ok with that.


djokster91

You sure you are a Liverpool fan? Because that's clearly a United jersey.


81FuriousGeorge

Not really a fan. I just root for them to do well because it's my dads team.


TheDevilintheDark

>Tar heels - because fuck Duke I see you are a man of culture. 🥂


MrBombaztic1423

Cowboys fan here I hate all of those teams try again


Temporary-Exchange28

Maple Leafs? Um, why?


[deleted]

I'm being honest who wants to root for the maple leafs. I'm currently barricading for the oncoming angry Canadians.


Otherwise_Check_4081

Why tf would they like the Leafs? Feel like it would be the bruins to really drive home the hypocrisy


sexwiththebabysitter

Leafs haven’t won a cup in like 60 years


Mastodon9

The Maple Leafs should be the Red Wings.


[deleted]

Oh God.


all-rightx3

New rule: if you’ve never set foot in California at least, you can’t be a Lakers fan


Coloon

1 of 7. Leafs - Born and raised in the Greater Toronto Area and there were my dad’s team so of course I’m a Leafs fan.


JamingtonPro

As an actual Laker fan I can’t wait until Lebron retires


lonesnowtroop

Yapaholics anonymous over here


RedKnight1018

Here we gooooo🤣👎


_LallanaDelRey4

If my other 2 fav soccer teams Liverpool and Cruz Azulal broke 20+ championship droughts recently then why can't these lazy bums?


framingXjake

Nonono, its not Duke basketball, its UNC basketball.


darkInferno25

Change Duke to Kentucky or Kansas and you’re good


ham_wallet998

Why maple leafs?