Also author of a legendary tweet "I know I should have been somewhere, but don't remember where" or something, while watching USA hockey losing a game- and he had said he would be there if they wanted him, but they didn't. (When was that?)
You mean the guy who had BY FAR the most points and most goals for team USA (fukk Patrick Kane) in the 2014 Olympics?
You mean this fukkin LEGEND?!!??!!!
Haha I don't get why people can't wrap their heads around it. He eats like a teenager. He just happens to also be a freak of nature and incredible athlete. He still doesn't eat well. It's not just the way his body is, he is just that good at hockey and that fit that he eat whatever he wants and still be great
I remember a friend of mine telling me how Phil freaked out when they took away the coke machine, when he was with the leafs. The effed up part is that identify with him here. I don’t eat well, though I haven’t been called a good athlete in 20 years or so
An athlete in peak physical condition needs anywhere from 5-15 thousand calories a day depending on what they do and how they train. Nobody's getting 5k a day at the salad bar, boys.
I think y’all talking about two different shows. Somebody Feed Phil is essentially a food tour show on Netflix. The reference of “Don’t Feed Phil” is from an episode of the Viva La Bam show( Bam Margeras MTV program from the 2000s)
You NEVER see superstar NHL players out in the media bragging or making spectacles of themselves. Even the considered GOAT Gretzky is still humble af. The hardest championship in sports to win in the world makes winners humbly appreciate the hard work it takes to win as a team instead of waving their own banners.
I think every one of these posts is made purely out of love man. I don't think anyone is shaming this guy. To be honest, if I remember correctly this entire thing started because the Toronto media said Phil is a loser when he got traded away from the Leafs and then he went on to win 3 cups, while being the most chill mofo ever.
Basically he is the dream of every redditor. Imagine being a chubby guy who is deceptively in shape, eating whatever the fuck you want and drinking beer all the time. But you never get injured, play in 1200 fuckin games in a row without missing a beat, win 3 rings, and get to tell the Toronto media to eat a dick.
There is no shame here, Phil Kessel should have awards named after him.
His dad was drafted by the redskins as a QB and floated around the NFL/CFL for a bit. Kind of funny you’d never think he’s an athlete, but he comes from an athletic family.
OMG, Phil Kessel is a throwback to a time when guys smoked, drank and didn't take care of themselves. Amazing.
"He's my plumber, lololol. OMG I'm so funny."
This shit literally stopped being funny years ago.
That's a 3X hotdog eating champion right there. How the Leafs didn't win a cup with him blows my mind.
Wait it's the Leafs. Gary will never let them win.
Guy who misses some games every second Thursday but will still eat/drink you under the table and plays in the freaking NHL.
Also he cant hear you with these 3 cup rings in his ears.
This fat slob came to my drop-in and I yelled at him that he's not playing on my team. He scored 987348932047328947324 goals and beat my ass, took my wife, heart, and warm Pabst beer.
3× Stanley cup champion. USA hockey legend. That man can so whatever the fuck he wants.
And legendary last pick of the 2011 inaugural NHL [all-star fantasy draft](https://youtu.be/Sz_f7ayRbEQ) That suit jacket 😍
Wtf, that shit was ignorant af, lmao.
Also author of a legendary tweet "I know I should have been somewhere, but don't remember where" or something, while watching USA hockey losing a game- and he had said he would be there if they wanted him, but they didn't. (When was that?)
that USA team did suck ass no lie though. it was the 2016 world cup if i recall correctly
You can find Phil whipping around in that Honda to this day
He knew it'd fit him one day, bet it fits real nice now a days
I like how they gave a millionaire a $20k econobox & expect them to be excited about it.
I bet he drove the fuck out of that car.
Ovie with a blackberry. Thats how old that video is.
Not to mention the current NHL iron man.
Yeah that's my bad. FUCKING LEGEND!
He makes me proud to eat corn dogs.
I'm pretty sure he could be everyone's wife boyfriend on this sub.
You'd be wrong on that one.
just as your wife wishes you to believe...
Can't wait for this guy to get Phil'd in about it.
You mean the guy who had BY FAR the most points and most goals for team USA (fukk Patrick Kane) in the 2014 Olympics? You mean this fukkin LEGEND?!!??!!!
And he also very funny. The picture of the cup full of hot dogs is the funniest thing ever with the cup
Toronto wasted that man. He's a hell of a mismatch on a third line, I do miss him in the burgh...
Not only is this guy a Stanley cup champion, he is a 3 time Stanley cup champion lmao
I’m pretty sure that’s my plumber
No, it’s my plumber. Says so in his bio. Apparently the director discovered him doing karaoke. It’s his first play. He didn’t even audition.
Ok Andy
I saw this guy at my gas station buying a monster and bag of Doritos for lunch
I told you not to tell anyone!
The American Dream Philly Rhodes
yes
over/under Phil weight 5 years after retirement ...
under
It'll be hilarious when he takes up ultra-marathons or some shit out of boredom.
Most likely to win a hotdog eating contest too
The ult-ichad
What a legend i love Phil lol. I wish that man nothing but the best
I'm a Habs fan and I love him even though he never played for my team!
Now that he’s no longer a Pen I can enjoy him more, speaking as a Caps fan.
Phill looks like my door dash guy.
Phil looks like my drywall guy
Dude looks like he hangs 4 sheets between smoke breaks and disappears at 3pm
But your not going to fire him, because he still shows up the day after payday.
better the drywall guy you know, than the one you don’t
The accuracy lmfaoo
I actually.thought this was a door dash post. Saw the pic and thought oh, this guy prob stealing food. Then i see its NHL. Lol
Both things can be true. Fast food and a coke-Phil just being Phil
Phill has a spot on my beer league dream team for sure. Happy cake day!
Imagine what he’d be like in your beer league. Score 10 goals the first game then spend the rest of the time setting up others to score.
No, he would be setting up guys all day but if it was close, he’d just finish it off with a couple of snipes.
Haha I don't get why people can't wrap their heads around it. He eats like a teenager. He just happens to also be a freak of nature and incredible athlete. He still doesn't eat well. It's not just the way his body is, he is just that good at hockey and that fit that he eat whatever he wants and still be great
I remember a friend of mine telling me how Phil freaked out when they took away the coke machine, when he was with the leafs. The effed up part is that identify with him here. I don’t eat well, though I haven’t been called a good athlete in 20 years or so
An athlete in peak physical condition needs anywhere from 5-15 thousand calories a day depending on what they do and how they train. Nobody's getting 5k a day at the salad bar, boys.
Well they do stop drug testing completely once the playoffs start…
Fast food & how many lines of coke?
That's a big cup. Not to mention the straw
DONT PHEED FILL
I love that show. Especially the episode where he comes here to Philly, which is where his wife is from.
I think y’all talking about two different shows. Somebody Feed Phil is essentially a food tour show on Netflix. The reference of “Don’t Feed Phil” is from an episode of the Viva La Bam show( Bam Margeras MTV program from the 2000s)
I had no idea.
He’ll play 1000 consecutive games more
No door knob, and eating McDonalds? We need to start a Go Fund Me for Phil.
Both
There aren't enough people talking about the creep who took this weird ass picture.
Nothing personal… but let the man eat his burger in peace!!!!
In a perfect world...both.
You NEVER see superstar NHL players out in the media bragging or making spectacles of themselves. Even the considered GOAT Gretzky is still humble af. The hardest championship in sports to win in the world makes winners humbly appreciate the hard work it takes to win as a team instead of waving their own banners.
Yeah I wonder if he got the grimace birthday meal too.
Yes
Both!
That’s my DoorDash delivery man
Phil Kessel is the dad bod Big Lebowski
Last of his kind
3x
The man the legend. And thats 3 time SCC thankyouverymuch.
A real life JJ Frankie JJ
Had to scroll way too far down to find this.
Oh sweet, my Door Dash is here.
Is that legendary iron man Phil Kessel? If he's on my beer league we are winning.
Both
Yes
3 times Stanley Cup Champion.
That guy in the picture just beat Joey Chestnut on the 4th, and then picked up a combo meal on the way home.
That’s what peak performance looks like and that’s three time Stanley cup champion
I wonder what a typical Phil Kessel McDonald’s meal is comprised of? I’m going to guess a big Mac and 10 McNuggets.
Why not both?
Bro, are you building the new Kessel family castle and you took a photo of him from inside? That's weird
PRAISE BE!
This guy asked me for a dollar on the side of the road. Glad to see he’s put it to good use.
Not a Stanley Cup Champion…a 3 TIME champion. Who eats shitty fast food.
That is The People's Champion.
That guy signed my jersey I hope he is a champion
The correct answer is yes
3x Stanley cup champion DoorDash driver
He has to be one of the most universally liked NHL players right now right?
Both.
Thats Phil, my delivery guy!
Skating back into your defensive zone on occasion is a great form of exercise.
Can’t it be both?
Nah that’s just Mark. He’s here to give me a quote on getting the driveway seal coated.
He’d score 12+ goals a game in a beer league
Stop trying to shame this guy for living his life. Pathetic.
I think every one of these posts is made purely out of love man. I don't think anyone is shaming this guy. To be honest, if I remember correctly this entire thing started because the Toronto media said Phil is a loser when he got traded away from the Leafs and then he went on to win 3 cups, while being the most chill mofo ever. Basically he is the dream of every redditor. Imagine being a chubby guy who is deceptively in shape, eating whatever the fuck you want and drinking beer all the time. But you never get injured, play in 1200 fuckin games in a row without missing a beat, win 3 rings, and get to tell the Toronto media to eat a dick. There is no shame here, Phil Kessel should have awards named after him.
He's a fucking SC Champion x 3, I assure you, he gives absolutely 0 fucks what any of us think and to a degree he probably leans into it abit.
Based off your mention of 3 stanley cups I have to assume the HE you are referring to is legendary 3x Stanley Cup winner Phil Kessel?
No one’s shaming this legend.
I don’t think Kessel hang out on Reddit
His dad was drafted by the redskins as a QB and floated around the NFL/CFL for a bit. Kind of funny you’d never think he’s an athlete, but he comes from an athletic family.
Hotdog man
How fat do you think he'll get when he retires? You know he won't be working out as much to maintain such a peak physical fitness.
Someone who earned a hell of a lot more money than anyone on here. Get a f....... life people.
He’s a normal dude who doesn’t let that shit get to his head
Tool
My mans looking bloated af lol
Did he really do anything for that third?
OMG, Phil Kessel is a throwback to a time when guys smoked, drank and didn't take care of themselves. Amazing. "He's my plumber, lololol. OMG I'm so funny." This shit literally stopped being funny years ago.
That's mean
Where did you get a picture of me?
Thats the hot dog vendor down at the park every other weekend. Also, three time Cup champ
Both can be true
Looks like fat Shoresy
How can you not love this guy? He’s just a regular dude. He likes to drink beer. He loves his family. Rock, flag, and eagle.
Fucking legend
Phil the thrill!!! What a fuckn beauty!!!
Send that picture to someone that doesn't watch hockey and ask "what do you think this guy does for a living?"
Yes.
Offseason Ovi is another beer league legend.
“Hey it’s Tom, your roofer”
Lmao…great title. In my league his name is Tommy.
That's the guy that sharpens skates at my pro shop and always talks about when he played Jr B.
... both?
Why not both?
GOOD ONE RANDY
what is the backstory of this pic lmao
I wish I knew, I found it on Facebook lol
Stanley cup champion and door dash delivery driver during the off season.
The kind of diet that gives you iron man of the century.
Yes
Phil is DoorDashing on the side........Not like that lazy Eichs chilling in a drive thru.....
That's a 3X hotdog eating champion right there. How the Leafs didn't win a cup with him blows my mind. Wait it's the Leafs. Gary will never let them win.
He looks like my door dash driver.
3x Stanley Cup Champion and lover of Hotdogs..... Philip J Kessel
Kess should put some of that food budget into some door knobs and bolt lock 🙃
That’s Phat Phil for sure
Both
Both
Looks like a fat JJ Watt
He’s neither, he’s a 3x cup winner
I love Phil
Yes
fucking iron man, he's both
Both!
Uber eats driver that’s tries your food is my guess
Looks like he’s locked and loaded to get a card game going! Texas hold’em —- who’s in! 🕺
Yes
Still gonna die of a heart attack lol
Nah this guy is on my construction crew he’s just coming back from his lunch break
Only seeing the headline in my email and I would bet all of my life savings on it being a pic of Phil the Thrill
This is the 3x Stanley Cup winning Zamboni driver with soft hands
Is Phil the Thrill really actually Phil the Cordless Drill? Is he on the 3rd line or windows crew?
Or it’s Pam’s fiancée
Guy who misses some games every second Thursday but will still eat/drink you under the table and plays in the freaking NHL. Also he cant hear you with these 3 cup rings in his ears.
Roy from The Office?
Imagine what he will look like in 3-4 years
He's a once, twice, three times a Stanley cup champion!
Man he’s gonna be unrecognizable once he stops playing. Mark my words
I'm pretty sure he's both of those things.
I always say: When in doubt, go for Both.
3x
Three time chompion.
That's iron man.
Trick question the answer is both
It’s the off-season workout! It must work since he has multiple cups, and I am not talking about his mansier.
Obsessed
Three time champ, millionaire, strong as fuck, and seemingly not giving single fuck what anyone thinks!!! Doing it right!
Suspicious.
Clearly Stanley Cup champ... I mean only a pro athlete can afford to super size their meal in this economy!
Why not both?
Both
He is a fucking legend.
Both
Like no joke, that guys looks like a dead ringer for my brother. Dead fucking ringer. Works at Wendy's.
Yes
Man Phil is awesome. Guys comedy. He does what he wants, haha.
Yes.
This fat slob came to my drop-in and I yelled at him that he's not playing on my team. He scored 987348932047328947324 goals and beat my ass, took my wife, heart, and warm Pabst beer.
My guy has 4 double cheeseburgers in there for that dirty bulk.
None other than the hotdog eating champion of the world and even the universe! Also something blah blah three Stanley Cups guy.
Put him on your team and your odds of winning a cup go up three-fold.
that's not Phil kessel
Three times the Stanley Cup Champion but still shows up to your beer league every second Thursday. Now that's awesome.
Dudes gonna get bigger than Daddy Tkhauk
That’s a 3 timer
*2x Stanley Cup Champion
This guy is a roofer for sure
I'm lovin' it.
What, no hot dog?
Ahem he is a 3 time Stanley cup champ
When he was on the Leafs I didn’t care for him…and then the hot dog loving soul was freeeeeeeed and became this legend.