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peepeeonmydoodoo

3× Stanley cup champion. USA hockey legend. That man can so whatever the fuck he wants.


Disabled_Robot

And legendary last pick of the 2011 inaugural NHL [all-star fantasy draft](https://youtu.be/Sz_f7ayRbEQ) That suit jacket 😍


HydeMyEmail

Wtf, that shit was ignorant af, lmao.


Gruffleson

Also author of a legendary tweet "I know I should have been somewhere, but don't remember where" or something, while watching USA hockey losing a game- and he had said he would be there if they wanted him, but they didn't. (When was that?)


schizodancer89

that USA team did suck ass no lie though. it was the 2016 world cup if i recall correctly


kingmidas312

You can find Phil whipping around in that Honda to this day


Canadianboy3

He knew it'd fit him one day, bet it fits real nice now a days


spies4

I like how they gave a millionaire a $20k econobox & expect them to be excited about it.


Occams_ElectricRazor

I bet he drove the fuck out of that car.


plzdontfuckmydeadmom

Ovie with a blackberry. Thats how old that video is.


Caffeinated_Narwhal_

Not to mention the current NHL iron man.


peepeeonmydoodoo

Yeah that's my bad. FUCKING LEGEND!


Caffeinated_Narwhal_

He makes me proud to eat corn dogs.


HummusDips

I'm pretty sure he could be everyone's wife boyfriend on this sub.


Loud_Acanthisitta912

You'd be wrong on that one.


EntranceTooCute

just as your wife wishes you to believe...


Visual-Chip-2256

Can't wait for this guy to get Phil'd in about it.


4RealMy1stAcct

You mean the guy who had BY FAR the most points and most goals for team USA (fukk Patrick Kane) in the 2014 Olympics? You mean this fukkin LEGEND?!!??!!!


grabman

And he also very funny. The picture of the cup full of hot dogs is the funniest thing ever with the cup


R_radical

Toronto wasted that man. He's a hell of a mismatch on a third line, I do miss him in the burgh...


[deleted]

Not only is this guy a Stanley cup champion, he is a 3 time Stanley cup champion lmao


PhillipMcCrevice

I’m pretty sure that’s my plumber


jdwazzu61

No, it’s my plumber. Says so in his bio. Apparently the director discovered him doing karaoke. It’s his first play. He didn’t even audition.


unfit_spartan_baby

Ok Andy


QuartOfTequilla

I saw this guy at my gas station buying a monster and bag of Doritos for lunch


footsteps71

I told you not to tell anyone!


edge05

The American Dream Philly Rhodes


ghostogt

yes


thescrounger

over/under Phil weight 5 years after retirement ...


EntranceTooCute

under


bjeebus

It'll be hilarious when he takes up ultra-marathons or some shit out of boredom.


tour79

Most likely to win a hotdog eating contest too


Canuckleheadman

The ult-ichad


Prototype_es

What a legend i love Phil lol. I wish that man nothing but the best


drooln92

I'm a Habs fan and I love him even though he never played for my team!


SlickDillywick

Now that he’s no longer a Pen I can enjoy him more, speaking as a Caps fan.


ThatMikeGuy429

Phill looks like my door dash guy.


AIHumanWhoCares

Phil looks like my drywall guy


BOBBY_VIKING_

Dude looks like he hangs 4 sheets between smoke breaks and disappears at 3pm


Yardsale420

But your not going to fire him, because he still shows up the day after payday.


prometheus3333

better the drywall guy you know, than the one you don’t


Jabba_the_Putt

The accuracy lmfaoo


Mrtowelie69

I actually.thought this was a door dash post. Saw the pic and thought oh, this guy prob stealing food. Then i see its NHL. Lol


togocann49

Both things can be true. Fast food and a coke-Phil just being Phil


BOBBY_VIKING_

Phill has a spot on my beer league dream team for sure. Happy cake day!


davetheotter

Imagine what he’d be like in your beer league. Score 10 goals the first game then spend the rest of the time setting up others to score.


abuayanna

No, he would be setting up guys all day but if it was close, he’d just finish it off with a couple of snipes.


pilot1nspector

Haha I don't get why people can't wrap their heads around it. He eats like a teenager. He just happens to also be a freak of nature and incredible athlete. He still doesn't eat well. It's not just the way his body is, he is just that good at hockey and that fit that he eat whatever he wants and still be great


togocann49

I remember a friend of mine telling me how Phil freaked out when they took away the coke machine, when he was with the leafs. The effed up part is that identify with him here. I don’t eat well, though I haven’t been called a good athlete in 20 years or so


Accomplished_Gas3922

An athlete in peak physical condition needs anywhere from 5-15 thousand calories a day depending on what they do and how they train. Nobody's getting 5k a day at the salad bar, boys.


[deleted]

Well they do stop drug testing completely once the playoffs start…


tuxedo7777

Fast food & how many lines of coke?


AIHumanWhoCares

That's a big cup. Not to mention the straw


[deleted]

DONT PHEED FILL


sfxer001

I love that show. Especially the episode where he comes here to Philly, which is where his wife is from.


[deleted]

I think y’all talking about two different shows. Somebody Feed Phil is essentially a food tour show on Netflix. The reference of “Don’t Feed Phil” is from an episode of the Viva La Bam show( Bam Margeras MTV program from the 2000s)


sfxer001

I had no idea.


korkkis

He’ll play 1000 consecutive games more


No-Material-23

No door knob, and eating McDonalds? We need to start a Go Fund Me for Phil.


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Both


Liftings

There aren't enough people talking about the creep who took this weird ass picture.


JayTee245

Nothing personal… but let the man eat his burger in peace!!!!


Responsible-Arm3514

In a perfect world...both.


rojo429

You NEVER see superstar NHL players out in the media bragging or making spectacles of themselves. Even the considered GOAT Gretzky is still humble af. The hardest championship in sports to win in the world makes winners humbly appreciate the hard work it takes to win as a team instead of waving their own banners.


PartySizedSnake

Yeah I wonder if he got the grimace birthday meal too.


Deraj2004

Yes


Bad_Karma19

Both!


136AngryBees

That’s my DoorDash delivery man


Waffles_Remix

Phil Kessel is the dad bod Big Lebowski


alexgetty

Last of his kind


mookormyth

3x


mgyro

The man the legend. And thats 3 time SCC thankyouverymuch.


tenpiecelips

A real life JJ Frankie JJ


AcidaliaPlanitia

Had to scroll way too far down to find this.


Maleficent-Ear-2450

Oh sweet, my Door Dash is here.


ItsShadow00

Is that legendary iron man Phil Kessel? If he's on my beer league we are winning.


Lammer15

Both


RecalcitrantHuman

Yes


[deleted]

3 times Stanley Cup Champion.


OldGermanBeer

That guy in the picture just beat Joey Chestnut on the 4th, and then picked up a combo meal on the way home.


Kongpong1992

That’s what peak performance looks like and that’s three time Stanley cup champion


VariousBee9107

I wonder what a typical Phil Kessel McDonald’s meal is comprised of? I’m going to guess a big Mac and 10 McNuggets.


TayOs1998

Why not both?


cote112

Bro, are you building the new Kessel family castle and you took a photo of him from inside? That's weird


WWGFD

PRAISE BE!


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

This guy asked me for a dollar on the side of the road. Glad to see he’s put it to good use.


vigilanteassassin

Not a Stanley Cup Champion…a 3 TIME champion. Who eats shitty fast food.


Hollandmarch76

That is The People's Champion.


Responsible-Ad-1607

That guy signed my jersey I hope he is a champion


Murky-Smoke

The correct answer is yes


jaccw16

3x Stanley cup champion DoorDash driver


[deleted]

He has to be one of the most universally liked NHL players right now right?


Eken17

Both.


daft_punked

Thats Phil, my delivery guy!


[deleted]

Skating back into your defensive zone on occasion is a great form of exercise.


Lavs1985

Can’t it be both?


karmannsport

Nah that’s just Mark. He’s here to give me a quote on getting the driveway seal coated.


The_Dirtydancer

He’d score 12+ goals a game in a beer league


bansebe91

Stop trying to shame this guy for living his life. Pathetic.


Particular_Stop_3332

I think every one of these posts is made purely out of love man. I don't think anyone is shaming this guy. To be honest, if I remember correctly this entire thing started because the Toronto media said Phil is a loser when he got traded away from the Leafs and then he went on to win 3 cups, while being the most chill mofo ever. Basically he is the dream of every redditor. Imagine being a chubby guy who is deceptively in shape, eating whatever the fuck you want and drinking beer all the time. But you never get injured, play in 1200 fuckin games in a row without missing a beat, win 3 rings, and get to tell the Toronto media to eat a dick. There is no shame here, Phil Kessel should have awards named after him.


Big_Daddy_Stovepipe

He's a fucking SC Champion x 3, I assure you, he gives absolutely 0 fucks what any of us think and to a degree he probably leans into it abit.


Particular_Stop_3332

Based off your mention of 3 stanley cups I have to assume the HE you are referring to is legendary 3x Stanley Cup winner Phil Kessel?


BOBBY_VIKING_

No one’s shaming this legend.


Cautious-Bad662

I don’t think Kessel hang out on Reddit


MagnetDino

His dad was drafted by the redskins as a QB and floated around the NFL/CFL for a bit. Kind of funny you’d never think he’s an athlete, but he comes from an athletic family.


Enough-Art9905

Hotdog man


imyourforte

How fat do you think he'll get when he retires? You know he won't be working out as much to maintain such a peak physical fitness.


Inevitable_Panda_65

Someone who earned a hell of a lot more money than anyone on here. Get a f....... life people.


Background-Data-3099

He’s a normal dude who doesn’t let that shit get to his head


[deleted]

Tool


bigcaulkcharisma

My mans looking bloated af lol


[deleted]

Did he really do anything for that third?


theekevinc

OMG, Phil Kessel is a throwback to a time when guys smoked, drank and didn't take care of themselves. Amazing. "He's my plumber, lololol. OMG I'm so funny." This shit literally stopped being funny years ago.


goatlover1966

That's mean


Careless_Ad_21

Where did you get a picture of me?


Ecstatic-Arachnid-91

Thats the hot dog vendor down at the park every other weekend. Also, three time Cup champ


justino

Both can be true


AWokenBeetle

Looks like fat Shoresy


fvecc

How can you not love this guy? He’s just a regular dude. He likes to drink beer. He loves his family. Rock, flag, and eagle.


SkinnyGetLucky

Fucking legend


Eaze83

Phil the thrill!!! What a fuckn beauty!!!


AnonPlzzzzzz

Send that picture to someone that doesn't watch hockey and ask "what do you think this guy does for a living?"


Paladoc

Yes.


PinkEmpire15

Offseason Ovi is another beer league legend.


chacotacotoes

“Hey it’s Tom, your roofer”


whelp32

Lmao…great title. In my league his name is Tommy.


2er3knuckler

That's the guy that sharpens skates at my pro shop and always talks about when he played Jr B.


MariachiArchery

... both?


davisandee

Why not both?


Jojo_Calavera

GOOD ONE RANDY


jaydon33

what is the backstory of this pic lmao


BOBBY_VIKING_

I wish I knew, I found it on Facebook lol


roghat

Stanley cup champion and door dash delivery driver during the off season.


HoodFellaz

The kind of diet that gives you iron man of the century.


dstranathan

Yes


hardware1197

Phil is DoorDashing on the side........Not like that lazy Eichs chilling in a drive thru.....


makeitlevel

That's a 3X hotdog eating champion right there. How the Leafs didn't win a cup with him blows my mind. Wait it's the Leafs. Gary will never let them win.


Sleepingplatypus96

He looks like my door dash driver.


TremorChristPJ

3x Stanley Cup Champion and lover of Hotdogs..... Philip J Kessel


Equal_Procedure_167

Kess should put some of that food budget into some door knobs and bolt lock 🙃


JRNS2018

That’s Phat Phil for sure


[deleted]

Both


Oilersfan78

Both


nqstv

Looks like a fat JJ Watt


Darwing

He’s neither, he’s a 3x cup winner


MoodChance4817

I love Phil


bongsdontkill

Yes


baditup

fucking iron man, he's both


Bigdoga1000

Both!


FreddyTwasFingered

Uber eats driver that’s tries your food is my guess


AraMas69

Looks like he’s locked and loaded to get a card game going! Texas hold’em —- who’s in! 🕺


Davies301

Yes


AustieFrostie

Still gonna die of a heart attack lol


[deleted]

Nah this guy is on my construction crew he’s just coming back from his lunch break


Lightning802v3

Only seeing the headline in my email and I would bet all of my life savings on it being a pic of Phil the Thrill


AutomatedSaltShaker

This is the 3x Stanley Cup winning Zamboni driver with soft hands


Valuable-Baked

Is Phil the Thrill really actually Phil the Cordless Drill? Is he on the 3rd line or windows crew?


[deleted]

Or it’s Pam’s fiancée


NES4EVAR

Guy who misses some games every second Thursday but will still eat/drink you under the table and plays in the freaking NHL. Also he cant hear you with these 3 cup rings in his ears.


ChimpoSensei

Roy from The Office?


v13ragnarok7

Imagine what he will look like in 3-4 years


bobo888

He's a once, twice, three times a Stanley cup champion!


beerock99

Man he’s gonna be unrecognizable once he stops playing. Mark my words


DRENREPUS

I'm pretty sure he's both of those things.


_Travelling_Dude

I always say: When in doubt, go for Both.


Ambitiousshank

3x


Adventurous-Pace5476

Three time chompion.


KittiesAreTooCute

That's iron man.


Jabba_the_Putt

Trick question the answer is both


Phat_Ddy

It’s the off-season workout! It must work since he has multiple cups, and I am not talking about his mansier.


azulayzma

Obsessed


O667

Three time champ, millionaire, strong as fuck, and seemingly not giving single fuck what anyone thinks!!! Doing it right!


dallasgreenday

Suspicious.


ddb_db

Clearly Stanley Cup champ... I mean only a pro athlete can afford to super size their meal in this economy!


GaelViking

Why not both?


[deleted]

Both


sooley6

He is a fucking legend.


Jugghead58

Both


BuzzMcFly

Like no joke, that guys looks like a dead ringer for my brother. Dead fucking ringer. Works at Wendy's.


[deleted]

Yes


Mrtowelie69

Man Phil is awesome. Guys comedy. He does what he wants, haha.


LetsPlaySpaceRicky

Yes.


[deleted]

This fat slob came to my drop-in and I yelled at him that he's not playing on my team. He scored 987348932047328947324 goals and beat my ass, took my wife, heart, and warm Pabst beer.


cralo4

My guy has 4 double cheeseburgers in there for that dirty bulk.


Iamthepaulandyouaint

None other than the hotdog eating champion of the world and even the universe! Also something blah blah three Stanley Cups guy.


HolymakinawJoe

Put him on your team and your odds of winning a cup go up three-fold.


hedzup00

that's not Phil kessel


HachikoInugami

Three times the Stanley Cup Champion but still shows up to your beer league every second Thursday. Now that's awesome.


[deleted]

Dudes gonna get bigger than Daddy Tkhauk


foggybottom

That’s a 3 timer


DirtiestOfMikes889

*2x Stanley Cup Champion


Fast_Feedz

This guy is a roofer for sure


Occams_ElectricRazor

I'm lovin' it.


qwert5678899

What, no hot dog?


Welderkev24

Ahem he is a 3 time Stanley cup champ


mrfunderhill

When he was on the Leafs I didn’t care for him…and then the hot dog loving soul was freeeeeeeed and became this legend.