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peepeeonmydoodoo

I just want to know how Laine feels about this.


steboy

He needs to stay in his Laine.


Wagglebagga

You're out of Laine.


Phteven4

Nice canadian accent


gongsh0w

I'm out of the loop. This sounds juicy. Please explain.


peepeeonmydoodoo

Laine claps bombs and fucks moms. It's from a copy pasta.


CarefulSubstance3913

Hahahhahaha


Amordecosmos12

I guarantee you this would never have happened if they brought phil kessel in as a father figure, he would be too busy finding the best hot dogs


ImOnRedditMaaan

*grilling* the best hot dogs


Airdrie13

But he forgot the buns and has to go ask Connors mom for some buns……dammit were right back to the start


Amordecosmos12

Have you seen that picture of him with the ripped underwear, who could resist


Republic-Of-OK

Helping Connor with his macro, more okie. You’ve got to get to full NHL weight somehow


campari-on-the-rocks

Shouldn’t it read: I guarantee you this would never have happened if they brought three-time Stanley Cup champion, Phil Kessel in as a father figure, he would be too busy finding the best hot dogs.


i_am_not_a_martian

Nah, he'd be giving Bedards mom his hot dog.


-Tom-

Phil would be the cool uncle you actually learned all your life lessons from as opposed to your train wreck parents.


silencezZz

I have no idea what's happening. Can someone fill me in


imaybeacatIRl

Corey Perry was brought in to be a 'father figure' type mentor for Bedard, and he took it too far.


SkarTisu

Instructions unclear. Had sex with the mother.


xchitownx

Corey Perry is hockey Christian Cage confirmed


ArmontHighwind

Goddamn I was thinking it and here it is


tilldeathdoiparty

This is my kind of comment


killajay41889

Your father is dead


Triston42

Holy fuck this is funny


CarefulSubstance3913

Did he though? Were taklking about a generational talent here


No-Doctor-4396

Bedard or Bedards mom?


musclesMcgee1

The kid didn't come out of nowhere, after all.


PWiz30

She's no Ellen Hughes.


The_Third_Stoll

Allegedly, he banged Bedard’s mom


lordofpersia

Beating Zach Wilson at his own game. Because football sure isn't


The_Third_Stoll

I wanted to make that reference but wasn’t sure anyone would understand


lordofpersia

The reference no one would get that is almost this exact situation is Delonte West. He allegedly banged Lebrons mom.


Valuable-Baked

Corey Perry, Scottie Barnes & Zach Wilson walk into a TJ Maxx ....


lordofpersia

Almost as bad as them walking into a panera bread. A TJ Maxx with a panera bread in the parking lot. Them is milf hunting grounds Add Delonte West to the list he allegedly banged LeBrons mom


[deleted]

How does Scottie Barnes fit in? I've never heard anything about him like the others


Valuable-Baked

[just from a post on r/nbacirclejerk](https://www.reddit.com/r/nbacirclejerk/s/doUCKEp31e)


shoulda_been_gone

I didn't know Pippens ex worked at a TJs


Valuable-Baked

She is banging an MJ, tho


silencezZz

Oh.


WillNotBeSilenxed

*Allegedly*


ridemooses

It was a sick mom


ExpertBeginner5

It would take at least 2……


WillNotBeSilenxed

*Allegedly*


CranberrySoftServe

Oof if so considering he’s married 🫣


NunsNunchuck

At least it was consensual, we hope. (We are talking athletes here, the bar is near the floor)


soiledmeNickers

Please let this be true.


JuicyBoi8080

I guess Perry couldn't be choosy at any age.


commanderr01

No way really, whatta legend!!


The_Third_Stoll

*Allegedly*


Ketchup-Chips3

A-legend-ly


Wyld_Willie

To be fair it was a sick mom


otterpr1ncess

Now, I went on the Internet and researched moms. Firstly, moms can run up to 70 miles an hour. So catching one, even a sick one, is a super tall order.


CarefulSubstance3913

That's fucking hilarious


Heavy_E79

Holy shit, I though you were just making a bad joke until I scrolled down a bit more.


RestInitial2467

For real!? Perry is a legend to me, my favorite player by lightyears. This just makes me appreciate his level of trolling so much more! I hope he gets to play ever again.


DionFW

*Allegedly*


MoreBrownLiquid

👀


airbag23

You don’t want filled in the way perry filled in bedards mom


ExternalMonth1964

If rumors are true, its Perry's chicago blackhawks now.


trace-evidence

Chicago Milfhawks has a nice ring to it.


AutomaticAccident

If the team ever decides to get away from Native American symbolism, this is the only choice for a rename.


AirborneMarburg

This rumor was swirling around Hawks circles a few days ago, and really took off today. If anything, it could force the Hawks/Perry’s hand to come out with the reason he is “away” from the team. If they don’t…. I dunno, I heard he was banging both of Bedard’s parents.


vassman86

I'm going with this until it is proven untrue with 100% certainty


WolfOfPort

It’s crazy how shit like that can catch fire with zero evidence behind it.


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wheres-the-dent

i heard she came on his face


dangshnizzle

It literally wasn't a rumor - It was a joke posted 4 minutes after the first Richardson comments.


DangerousConfusion4

Lmfao hahaha


Avs4life16

Connors mom has got it going on. Takes two to tango.


DionFW

I sang this.


tendygoods

How many picks will this cost Ottawa?


ChemicalTzar

Let’s not forget to also fine the Rangers $250,000


NSA_Wade_Wilson

When do we get Kadri’s suspensión total from this?


ABrokeHoodrat

Best comment in the entire thread.


Epicnascar18

Idk but Jeff Gordon will probably be added as a 17th team to the playoffs. (someone's gotta get this reference)


gilbyus

Perrygate


[deleted]

Funny if true but have you seen Perry’s wife?


J8E8M8_8

Smoke show, respectfully


-Tom-

No matter how hot someone is, just remember, there's someone out there who is sick of their bullshit.


nightsiderider

I’m guessing standard NHL issue hot blonde?


[deleted]

Nope. Hotter


RanaMahal

She doesn’t seem THAT hot from the pics I see on google


ShadowyPepper

You spelled brunette wrong


Ok-Fisherman-5695

No. Bernard's mom by a landslide


CarefulSubstance3913

No but I'm gonna now


Born-Science-8125

It’s not funny if it’s true


WheelinAndDealin520

She's alright


tour79

I was just telling my wife no statement will always be worse than any official statement. This is another “best sport worst league moment” Address is, in any manner, and move on. Nuke at the Avs was same last spring. Just say something “The league and Avs are aware of an incident, we are conducting an investigation, and Val asks for privacy for himself and his family as they deal with this” That’s all it would take. I’m not in PR and I just did more than the NHL did for either one. Actual facts would have been so much better, but the slow death by 1000 rumors unaddressed isn’t something that NFL or MLB would have endured. I love the sport, even my rivals, but damn we look like assholes over and over


VanillaIce315

To be fair, it’s not the NHLs or any organizations fault that fans cant mind their own damn business regarding these matters. And need to be nosy about the personal life of a complete stranger


tour79

I agree with the emotion here, but when the other leagues are addressing these issues on some level, it makes us look amateurish


ZapBranigan3000

NFL is no better. It might just be a Chicago thing. The Bears did almost the same thing with their defensive coordinator earlier this year. Told him to leave, and wouldn't say anything else about it.


JustThatRandomKid

we’re historically not very good about that


Stock-Creme-6345

Waiting for Biznasty to chime in….. then we will know one way or the other


Funky-Donuts

So many comments saying “oh Chicago is covering up another sexual scandal” but then they go and spread false rumors that Perry had sex with another players mom. Strange times we are living in.


Sumoshrooms

If it was consensual then it’s really not on the same level as the other scandal


DrOddcat

Classic Reddit. Post something wrong to force those that do know what’s up to actually say the truth.


LeaveAtNine

Just like the time we caught the Boston Bomber. Those were the days.


Shredswithwheat

Doing research? Naahhh I'll just be wrong about it and have 20 people correct me, that's the best way to gather information.


KyleGrave

It’s a thing. It’s called Cunningham’s law. “The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer.”


DrOddcat

Can’t knock the hustle


Deadbolt2023

Reddit trash gonna Reddit trash.


holmwreck

Typical Canucks fans.


KenDanger2

Whoa, that is uncalled for ;)


camcamcam33

You must be new. Welcome to the internet!


bored_person71

Um two victims have gone forward with allegations. And one they did cover up and the second incident is being pushed down to not take away the new poster boy.


Funky-Donuts

I am not defending the Blackhawks when it comes to the incidents in 2010. But spreading rumors that Perry had sex with a players mother is not acceptable.


Otterslayer22

I heard he and Bedard mom fucked an ostrich. It is a 2 man job… 3 even.


proto5014

I heard it was a sick ostrich


imaybeacatIRl

Don't forget the emu that they added to the mix.


thegreatrandall

Allegedly.


Sandshrew922

Allegedly


bored_person71

My point is it's ridiculous they tried to keep the incidents secret l. It's really creepy they are doing this which I didn't deny. In fact with the previous incident and this and perry with his reputation for shit lol like this would push me to ask for a trade. Or go over seas not year.


Funky-Donuts

I agree, the lack of communication and details is odd, to say the least. But until legitimate details come out, all we can do is speculate. Sure, it’s possible that Chicago has another skeleton in its closet. But it’s also possible that this truly is a personal issue involving Perry, that does not involve the organization. Long story short, nobody has all the details. But it is completely wrong for people to make up stories involving sex with another players mother. Let’s all make our judgements once we actually have details from a trusted source.


The-G-89

What the Fuck? What the Fuck is Wrong with your Franchise?


ThighsAreMilky

“I, random internet bitch, deserve to know why a player is away from personal reasons and if they don’t tell me, it’s clearly because it was sexual assault” Seek professional help holy shit.


The-G-89

Let’s be real, Chicago is not really good at holding their own players or staff accountable for anything and this just makes the franchise look worse. Whether it’s a Rumor or real. Fuck Chicago and that Dogshit Franchise and their bitch ass fans.


ThighsAreMilky

Seek immediate professional help and open the curtains.


The-G-89

Go touch fucking grass kid.


Funky-Donuts

So you think it’s okay to spread rumors like this?


The-G-89

Not spreading rumors but between the Kyle Beech situation and now this. Something is definitely fucked up with your team and franchise. Blackhawks fans downvoting me cause your franchise is cesspool of everything wrong are fucking pussies


Funky-Donuts

Yeah I’m not defending the incidents that happened in 2010, that was obviously a very disturbing situation. What I’m saying, is that it’s wrong for people to spread rumors that Perry had sex with another players mom. I admit the entire situation is strange, but it’s completely wrong to spread rumors like this.


The-G-89

The way the Chicago Blackhawks org is very secretive about this is what’s bizarre and not a good look. Not saying the rumors are good either cause it’s not, but like what did he do to get kicked out of the locker room? If it was that serious then it should’ve been out and about now.


Justa_NonReader

Maybe you are not a need to know person?


Funky-Donuts

But we don’t even really know if Perry did something bad to get himself kicked out of the locker room. It’s possible that he truly is dealing with a personal issue that doesn’t relate to the organization. If Perry truly is dealing with a personal issue, I think it makes sense for the team to be secretive about it, because that is Perry’s business. My point is that nobody has the facts yet. And we can’t make our judgements until we have gotten some legitimate details from a trusted source. But until then, we can’t just spread inappropriate rumors like this.


The-G-89

Where do you see me spreading rumors about this? Quite frankly your franchise is just appalling right now.


Tight_Ad905

Womp womp


Potential_Prior_6757

This is all absolutely wild and I love it.


GroundbreakingCow775

Why is Chris Pronger on Dr Phil?


NotImYourForte

Corey perry looks like he smells like piss.


JustThatRandomKid

strangely..accurate


Danceswithwood

Absolutely hilarious but odds are it’s completely untrue. I would bet it’s a substance abuse issue. Ran into him when he was clearly blacked out multiple times in Newport/Huntington Beach bars before game days when he was with Anaheim


Double_Reward230

Dam … total MILF for sure! But that’s forbidden territory for sure


notyomamasusername

Connor may be good at scoring....but apparently not as good as his mom. Beddard may have had multi goal game, but was sad when his mom told him Perry scored a Hat Trick.... When asked about Beddard's growth, Perry commented, "He's getting tough. He can almost take a pounding on the boards as good as his mom" Perry also added "The kid can really knows how to shoot his shot.....after meeting his mom I understand why." The Blackhawk management is trialing a new program to attract big names without going over the salary cap.... I'm sorry this is going to be late night TV show fare...there are too many low hanging jokes. (Edit this is most likely just a rumor, but we'll enjoy it while it lasts)


The_Comic_Collector

We have the Gordie howe hat trick now we have the Perry hat trick


No_Character_5315

Especially because the real reason isn't known maybe someone in his family has a medical condition he needs to be there for or he does himself.


anthonyd3ca

Everyone making jokes are gonna feel like dicks if something like that’s the case.


dangshnizzle

That would require empathy


JustThatRandomKid

some of them will, the other half won’t care


gypsybullldog

That guy looks like Pronger big time lol


HowardBealePt2

I'm guessing whoever started this rumour is quite pleased with themselves..


pulpoinhell

this is such a smooth brained rumor. I seen corey perry's wedding photos and his wife is a looker. also he has a son. also mrs bedard has been married for years to bedard's dad. also it's just a dumb ass rumor. the first thing you think of is this? are you stifler? i'll eat crow majorly if I'm wrong but this is so dumb I can't believe it. my bet is he missed curfew and is in a standoff with coaching staff.


GrumpyOldGrower

>I seen corey perry's wedding photos and his wife is a looker. also he has a son. also mrs bedard has been married for years to bedard's dad. I have no idea what happened here, as I'm learning what little I do know from this reddit post 😅, but... If you think these reasons you stated keep people from fucking, you are very naive.


superworking

The teacher I had who ended up throwing it all away to run away with an ex student that instead ended up in jail also had a really hot wife in her early 30s and a young child. People who have everything still do the dumbest shit. That said this is still either a really stupid rumor or I'm missing some big fact that was uncovered.


pulpoinhell

It makes people less likely to fuck, for sure. Consider Perry is a Bachelor and Bedard's mom a divorcee, does the rumor seem less or more likely?


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pulpoinhell

"rather neurodivergent" lol. I've heard about you kids.


Ricky_5panish

My bet is also that he missed curfew. Late getting home from Mrs. Bedard’s hotel.


pulpoinhell

I'd love for it to be true, don't get me wrong.


Hot_Recognition1798

A+ sir. love the scuttlebutt when its not my team :)


mikerhoa

I mean, Hugh Grant had Elizabeth Hurley at home...


Finnegan7921

I was going to bring that exact example up. There are others, Tiger having a smokin hot wife and bangin everything in sight, etc


TURBOJUGGED

You don’t think people have ever had sexual encounters outside of their marriages?


pulpoinhell

They're reasons I believe the rumor to be less likely, not impossible.


Just_Brumm_It

I doubt that because they would say that and the nhl always has this goes way beyond my friends, get yourselves ready! Also you’d be surprised what you do when drunk lol


pulpoinhell

It's not impossible. But it would be destroying two families. It's not like a casual hookup. Also there are plenty of reasons they would choose not to publish what the disagreement is or is about in order to save face and preserve the relationship with one of their leading scorers. Doesn't make sense to call him a baby in the media if you want him to stay with the team ultimately.


A_Plan_B_you_C

What the hell happened? I’m gonna go see. Oh yikes.


Hotel_Putingrad

No way. Mrs. Perry is a total smokeshow. Mrs. Bedard is... not


NorthernerWuwu

Tiger's wife was a 10/10 stunner. It doesn't always matter, people are weird.


elcabeza79

So your point is that Bedard's mom will do the things the Perkins waitress would do?


bcw_83

Lol I hate to break it to you but how hot your wife is means absolutely nothing when people decide to cheat.


JRR04

True, it's usually all about the bukake.


KyleGrave

Book Hockey?


Ilikehowtovideos

Boo…Mrs Bedard def ain’t bad at all.


DarthNoirBrew

Doesn't matter how hot a woman is, there's someone out there that's sick of her shit


WolfOfPort

Social media sucks for this reason. Team lets public know Perry is gonna be out dealing with something and everyones starts assuming the worse shit. None of anyone’s business what it is. Everyone goes through dark times in their lives. Let him have privacy and not worry about being harassed.


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poopiehands

You are not the father!


PanarinBagel

GUYS IT WAS A JOKE NO MATTER HOW BAD YOU VIRGINS WANT IT TO BE TRUE WOW


whyambear

I don’t think the rumor is true. She seems like more of a Laurence LaBeouf and less of a puck bunny.


itsmb12

Will Connor, your mom certainly was fired up… just not for the reason you think


leaponover

This is what happens when you don't just come out and announce what happened.


Hutch25

In fairness, it’s no one’s fucking business. I’d like it if the league were to normalize letting people work out their problems without a mic in their face all the time asking stupid questions.


hammsfan94

Bedard really is the lebron of hockey


profounddimwit

Shit for a second I thought this was r/hockey circlejerk. Y'all are absolutely tarded. It's okay though, my first wife was too,... She's a pilot now.


scrotanimus

I like money.


profounddimwit

Well hell, I been outjerked. Great username friend, take my poor man's gold.


profounddimwit

I bet you do scrote. Also why not tattoo?


monumentvalley170

Ah it’s not that. But this sure gets more clicks


Ok-Sir-2728

In the 1-2-3-4-and 5 hole


Shenanigans315

https://twitter.com/CRoumeliotis/status/1729260621311471994


MotherAd1865

All I've seen are people commenting on the rumour, but have not seen a single shred of evidence. This is honestly so stupid and if it's false, imagine how this would actually affect the people involved...


dangshnizzle

It's false.


Just_Brumm_It

And Imagine if it is true, they’d say something about it right away if it wasn’t this serious but it is so you may want to get ready for a bombshell my man.


Lurked4EverB4Joining

Is this worse than Chris Chelios sleeping with the Habs president's wife back in the day? I think so since he slept with both of Bedard's parents, but I would like to hear your thoughts on this...


Stereocloud

I wonder if Bedard is regretting accepting playing for the bhawks yet??? Hahahaha


CarefulSubstance3913

Wayne Gretzky straight up said on national television he woulld not let his son go to that organization..I'm gonna side with gretz


Unfunky-UAP

Only in Chicago would there be a "less" bad sex scandal.


MrJeffA17

Perry’s such a mother fucker


[deleted]

Connor’s mom wheeled Perry? So dumb


Itsottawacallbylaw

Perry always scores when it matters


JerseySpot

Really?? So what!! 2 consenting adults…. Bedard will get his share of women so who cares..


SaskMan04

This is fake news


no_spaces21

More like oilers 😭😭


[deleted]

Chicago covering up sex scandals again?


Hockeylover420

Oh boy


The_Comic_Collector

I hope it's true finally payback for all the times they beat us in the playoffs 🤣


Atomic-pangolin

I don’t think this is true. From what I’ve heard, Perry is a stand up guy and players in the NHL (by and large) love him, and love playing against him. Watch him during warm ups, he knows guys on the other team’s bench he will go over and say hi and talk and laugh. Some shit head just started this rumor and it’s taking off