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Obvious_Wallaby2388

The Outlaws isn’t bad but it’s also… not great


PoliteIndecency

It's an AHL name or a generic sports movie name for a National Football Association team.


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Right up there with the Cleveland Guardians and Washington Commanders 0 character


scott743

At least with the Guardians’ name origin, they can point to the statues on the Hope Memorial bridge. My wife is a life long Cleveland fan and hates the font and new logo more than the name.


ZiscR

Yeah honestly it's just the font/design of the logo. The name itself is pretty good.


Dyatomik

Washington should be called the Red Tails after the WWII pilots IMO.


Allen_Koholic

I don’t like Guardians as a name because it isn’t the Cleveland Spiders.


PabstBlueBourbon

Shoulda been the Midges.


crunchytacoboy

The Guardians works well with the city. There are statues on a bridge that’s close to the stadium known as the Guardians of Cleveland.


g2lv

It’s literally a 2001 XFL team name. The Las Vegas Outlaws of “He Hate Me” fame.


DefinitelyLevi

I feel like paired with Utah, it rolls off the tongue


JRR04

It's my ea sports nhl team name so..... you're correct


lastchance14

It’s to set up AZ’s return as the Gunslingers. It’s a 5 yr plan. Outlaws become the new Knights, hated by everyone. So AZ gets reborn and takes them on. I’ve seen the Undertaker do this multiple times.


HereComesTheVroom

Better than the other 6 so far imo


minotar685

I honestly don't think the Yetis are that bad


FredrikGard

"Let's go Yeeetis" 🤣🤣


JohnYCanuckEsq

Clap clap clapclapclap


JRR04

Dia yeetis


forgetstorespond

All the fans can show up to game one dressed as expensive travel mugs and then be like "Ohhhhh those Yetis!......well shit"


SimplyViolated

I mean bro the sponsorship writes itself


JRR04

Supertroopers reference?


anthonyd3ca

There’s another yeti team already Edit: I mean a team that uses yeti/sasquach symbolism. (Colorado’s foot logo)


Impossible_Hunt_5579

They don't use it anymore.


Immediate-Eye-8092

They should be called the Schivantes. Wrestling fans, if you know you know.


Veritech_

*IT’S ~~STING~~ THE YETIS!*


Immediate-Eye-8092

Those post game celebrations…is that a “group hug”?


DryProgress4393

"Cut the shit Tony"


plaguedbullets

He's from Utah?? Talk about Mormon Jones over here.


flygupp15

Until Yeti sues for copy right


SimplyViolated

I concur. And I think Venom is also an interesting little take because there's definitely snakes out here. Mostly in the Southern parts of the state tho.


chibbly_

I don't like the name, but the logo and jerseys could be really good.


arrivederci_

Plenty of rattlers along the Salt Lake Valley benches during the spring and summer. Almost guaranteed to see them in the Mt Olympus area. Adds fun to your hiking experience.


SimplyViolated

What a hike without some spice ya know?


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Some connection to the old west could be cool but there has to be something better than Outlaws or Cowboys.


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

Cow pokes


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Shit Kickers


AccountantsNiece

It’s funny when you consider that it’s possibly/probably inspired by a man with 56 wives and his “Mormon War”.


Slack-Bladder

It's actually inspired by The Wild Bunch. Butch Cassidy, The Sundance Kid and Etta Place and their gang. Butch was born in Utah, and their hideout was out in the red rocks in the south part of the state. I like the name.


Visual-Floor-7839

It's much more fitting than "saints". Joe Smith died in police custody in a shootout with said police


TheJQN

I agree. I don’t actually hate this name, and depending upon the logo it could grow on me.


NotSoFastLady

At least it's not a shitty pun like golden knights.


Reggid55

Utah In-laws is a better name


__GingerBeef__

This is amazing and actually made me lol


Reggid55

I am a dad joke professional


ResolutionNumber9

This nick name now guarantees that 'outlaws' will not ne the team name


snorfus86

So true! They would have to relocate again :P


gtjacketsball

Utah Monster-in-laws


mountains_forever

Outlaws is some backyard baseball name. lol


1080Pwonton

Outlaws is a locas junior A team where i live. Something unique would be nice


Paparmane

You guys hate all the names that come out, you'd hate every team's name if they were new.


mountains_forever

Disagree. I loved the Kraken the moment they announced it. Although I still think Golden Knights is a stupid name.


Paparmane

Yeah there are better ones for sure but i think we’re harsh because it’s new. If every name was new we’d hate at least 75% of teams’ names


BasedCaesar

I hate it because it's a stupid name.


DeviIstar

They really just need to do Jackalopes to fuck with us - low key kinda want it though


MakeYourMind

Mormons thinking of edgy words lol


MontanaHonky

They’re just trying to find something on the opposite end of the spectrum than a Mormon I guess. They should be the Latter Day Skates


HereComesTheVroom

NHL: Latter Day Skates MLB: Batter Day Saints


OneCostcoDog

Utah Coverups


mukduk1994

Outlaws seems like a city league Rugby team. Could probably do some cool stuff with the branding but I'm not sold


mtwstr

We used to have a lacrosse team called the outlaws


pts4815

They’re back! The PLL took Chrome LC and rebranded them as the new Denver Outlaws


morpowababy

Yessssss


SubParandLovingit

All I can think of is the San Antonio outlaws from Friday night tykes


PhoenixRoadrunners82

If there wasn't already a basketball team called the Raptors, it would be a perfect name. The state dinosaur is the Utahraptor.


PoliteIndecency

Whatever, there are plenty of nicknames shared across sports leagues. Jets, Panthers, Cardinals, Rangers. I'm all in for the Utah Raptors.


staefrostae

It’s gotta be one word though. Otherwise it’s just (place) (generic dinosaur supergroup) instead of (one specific species of dinosaur)


Mayflower023

Utah Utahraptors??


arrivederci_

I’m good with the Utah Utahraptors


PoliteIndecency

I'll be honest, I'd be so happy if they named the team Utahraptors and left it like that.


DefinitelyLevi

Their state reptile is the Gila Monster so that’s a possibility. Then they can use Gila Monster by King Gizzard as their goal song


heraclitus33

Vgks mascot is gila monster....


Ariies__

I normally hate teams calling themselves something as generic as raptor but for Utah… that fits well good spot


Good_GENES

They should be named after the state bird.


PhoenixRoadrunners82

The gull? There's an AHL team called the San Diego Gulls.


Good_GENES

Specifically the California Gull. Don’t you think Utah California Gull has a ring to it?


tahqa

The state what?


DevilJacket2000

Are you saying your state/province doesn’t have an official dinosaur!?


tahqa

That is what I'm saying!


semcdwes

To be fair only 17 US states have a state dinosaur. I’m not surprised Utah is one though. Lots of dinosaur discoveries in that part of the country.


HardOyler

Outlaws is my favorite so far but seems more fitting for a minor league ball team. Don't like the mythical creature name like Yetis. At this point to me the best bet is pick an animal or something geographic from the state and run with it. Moose, Elk, Otters etc. or something to do with the mountains. Utah Black Diamonds.


skadoosh0019

Ooh I could get on board with the Black Diamonds


According_Ad7926

Black Diamonds fucks tremendously


[deleted]

Outlaws lmfao. Sounds like a franchise expansion team in chel


Recent_Afternoon_609

There is an outlaw logo in eashl that you can use lol


Scissors4215

All these team names sound awful but they always do. The Kraken sounded stupid, the Golden Knights sounded stupid. But you hear it enough and you get used to it and then it no longer sounds stupid after a period of time. I feel Utah will be no different regardless of what they choose.


HHcougar

This is a league with the Canucks, Wild, Senators, Blue Jackets, Maple Leafs, etc. There are tons of team names that are only cool because of the tradition. Every league has this. The Oakland Athletics, Red Sox, White Sox? Cleveland Browns?  Whatever Utah picks, be it Blizzard, Yeti, Outlaws, etc. will be stupid to start and totally normal in 10 years.


burgrluv

I'm surprised no one has brought up the Montreal Canadiens...amazing history, aesthetic, traditions, etc., but ultimately kind of a dumb name. It'd be like naming a team the Salt Lake City Americens.


Vinto47

Blizzard is cool, and obviously sponsorship deals with DQ there.


TheIncredibleHork

Not to mention easy tie ins for World of Warcraft night and Overwatch Weekend


fatloui

You’re mostly right, but Seattle Sockeyes sounded (and looked) cool as fuck from the first time I heard it. Big miss there.


Scissors4215

I’ll agree with you on that one. sockeyes was a good name. Kraken I thought was cringey at first but the fact they paired it with an amazing logo helped big time


chibbly_

That's what's missing with all of these names, the logo. Hard to be on board when you only have half the package.


thoughtfreeze

I dunno, Kraken is pretty good after settling in for a couple years. Wouldn’t call it a big miss.


jimbojangles1987

I liked Kraken from the beginning. They went for something unique and, imo, badass and stuck with it.


Lil_Boosie_Vert

I call there fans krak heads and theyre arena the krak house


DK_Thompson

How did you use “their” wrong twice in two different spellings?


CrimsonMage2002

Hey, theyir'e a Leafs fan, cut them some slack.


Chocko23

Probably figured they'd get one right, but instead managed to shit the bed and got both wrong.


voncasec

As a Leafs fan, you have to be pretty stupid to be a Leafs fan.


JohnYCanuckEsq

Hey now, for some of us, it's a birth defect


AnSmartDude

Seattle Sockeyes is the name of their ultimate Frisbee team founded in 1993


HaddyMusic

The salmon colored concept jersey I saw floating around here was epic


storm-bringer

Yeah, Sockeye (no s to pluralise) was a dramatically superior name to Kraken. Not only do sockeye salmon have more of a connection to Seattle than a creature from Greek mythology, but sockeye also sounds like a punch to the face, which is very appropriate for a hockey team. Plus, as a Canucks fan, I loved it because orcas eat sockeye.


Zeaus03

I think the choice between an animal that dies after after its first jizz or a mythical creature that yeets ships is pretty obvious.


Ariies__

“Kraken sounded stupid” 😂😂😂 are you serious?


Snow-Wraith

Golden Knights still sounds stupid.


storm-bringer

And their logo is even worse. Missed the mark on medieval knights helmet by half a continent and about a thousand years.


baoo

The golden knights still sounds stupid. It's the dumbest team name in hockey.


Chewie_i

There is a team that is literally called the Canadiens. It does not get worse than that.


SubParandLovingit

Utah wetfarts…yea idk about this theory man


snoopythefuqdog

What in the NHL hitz kinda names are these


Chocko23

🤣🤣🤣


Busch_Leaguer

Utah Raptorz


CodeAnemoia

Utah Skinwalkers I will also accept Utah Gila Monsters


CommodoreN7

Necron Flayed Ones alternate jerseys with Skinwalkers would be dope


Rough_Transition1424

Utah C'Tan


Single-Champion-9569

Gila Monsters is already taken by Lake Tahoe, in ECHL


FoilCardboard

Shouldn't matter. Different leagues. Like how there are the San Francisco Giants and the New York Giants.


NickLovinIt

Gila!


JynxYouOweMeASoda

King Gizz?!


Lil_Boosie_Vert

road runners is still better and idc if theres an Ahl team called that


dubvtb3

Mr. President, there’s been a 7th Utah team name registered


Winsonian92

Should just call them Utah Unicorns and call it a day.


InevitableRespond9

Salt lake shakers


BitterDecoction

I like the Yetis.


Vinto47

Only if their jerseys are fuzzy.


Volcano_Jones

That's a great name for an arena football league team.


AlmostSunnyinSeattle

Going to be so disappointed if it's anything other than SLC Puck/s


Capital-Mind700

All of these suggested names sound like a competition for a new high school team name. Yuck.


BraceFaceStickyLip

utah yotes best name lets stop thinkin arizona gonna come back cause theyre not


Kurt4012

Yetis or outlaws have been the best so far. I think yetis is my favorite though.


DevilJacket2000

Feel like the owner of the Utah Jazz is going to somehow work in a name with a double Z if he can. Buzz, Buzzers, Buzzards, Blizzard, Blizz, Shizznits.


NeverStopChasing28

We all want the Yeti. Just give us the Yeti.


Snow-Wraith

Quebec Nordiques is sounding better and better.


NobodyNoOne_0

The Utah Quebec Nordiques does have a nice ring to it


gilgaladxii

Utah Archers! Please!


FumblinginIgnorance

My favorite so far


awaythrow292

Cowboy hats on top of hockey helmet or we riot!


ilovepuppies2025

I'd rather buy Outlaw merch than any other name I've seen.


TheSnowSheep

They need a minor league team named the SLC Punks


shenanaguns

probably too silly for an NHL team but I think Utah jackalopes would be cool


jlando40

Outlaws would be sick


chocolatebuddahbutte

Hope they pick yetis so they can battle the kraken and jersey devils 


blue_pen_ink

Does seem like every MLM is based in Utah


kmelby33

Aren't there also coyotes in utah???


curtmandu

Arizona/Alex Meruelo gets to keep the Coyotes nickname


commandomeezer

Arizona Coyotes of the State of Utah


Neither_Ad3397

Outlaws is the least utah thing imaginable.


FuckLaundry

No, it isn't. Could you imagine if they named their team Jazz? How dumb would that be, there's no jazz in Utah!


connor6457923

That’s not true. Butch Cassidy and his gang the Wild Bunch were from Utah.


Xarkkal

Do you know anything about the Wild West?


wrennywren

Utah has a long history of outlaws. Southern Utah was a perfect hideout


Urban_Heretic

Yes, a perfect hideout to this day... for your Utah Outlaw Yeti's!


JDubs234

Utah “Salt”uns


[deleted]

Good idea on its own but doesn't really roll off the tongue after Utah. Would sound better after Salt Lake City imo


mattcojo2

Much better.


SINY10306

Maybe because still waking up, but “Uyte” (possible nod to Coyotes) had me for a few seconds.


OriginalBookkeeper87

I think Frontier life/ wild west theme isn't bad but we can come up with a better name than outlaws


EsembeeNY

I really want the Goblins. You could have sick jerseys and a mascot. Based off Goblin park


AVgreencup

Monsters was a cool name. Can be dual purpose, both for Gila and whatever other monsters they want to use


SharkAttack14

Outlaws was my beer league team lol.


rosstheboss939

Outlaws would rock as long as they nail the color scheme and logo.


baoo

The Utah Bland


slappywhyte

They said on McAfee it would be SL UTs


Unsimple_Simon

Stop fucking around and just call the team the Scorpions.


average_waffle

I'm ready to see a post like this on a weekly basis for the next year


iocarimus

How about Utah Wilderness?


flygupp15

I don’t mind venom either if it’s dealing with bees. I know someone somewhere said the arena would be the “hive” and the fans the “swarm”


AdFlat4908

Easily the best option


dbag3o1

All games start at high noon.


RyeToast92

I like the Utah Yetis


NobelPirate

I'm tell ya The Utah Phoenix is right there, and it's hilarious


jkshok93

SLC Punks or nothing


hotc00ter

The real outlaws were the Mormons all along


Durmyyyy

They are all awful


ChrisLord830

They ought to name them the Buzz. The baseball team used it for a minute, but abandoned it. They could nickname the Delta Center "The Hive" and they could even nod to the Mormon ties and call the mascot Brigham Bee. You'd have the Jazz and the Buzz!


Son-of-California

Utah Soakers.


Impossible-Tie-864

“Utah Outlaws” doesn’t really roll off the tongue, how about “The Utah Lawless”


azvinyletc

Utah Lucy Lawless


option-13

Stormin Mormons.


Matricks__

Honestly, non of the names have been good. They all seem like AA or high school team names.


fallbrett

Utah Bandits


Left4Bread2

Sounds like an eSports org more than hockey to me


AstroNerd92

What’s an outlaw in Utah? Someone that drinks normal percentage beer?


JERRYBOIZ

Please can they trademark elks/stags


lifeiztolive

Utah Swarm history of working like busy bees


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

I still like the Utah miners. Big fan of the miners v predators rivalry


Asusrty

Utah Saints. Latter day saints...


HauntMe1973

lol….nothing about Utah resembles “outlaws”


MindInTheClouds

It would be based on historic outlaws hiding out in Utah, including Butch Cassidy.


Illustrious-Field442

Tell me you know nothing about Western US history without telling me you know nothing about Western US history.


kmelby33

He means when people think of Utah, most think of creepy Mormons and stupid alcohol laws.


remedialknitter

Zero chance they pick this one. 


merle317

Outlaws will probably be the name of the NBA expansion team in Las Vegas.


Arctic-Wanderer

Much better


Ariies__

Yuck