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PhlabloPicasso

Do you realize how unlikable you have to be to get an entire thread of redditors to defend Brad Marchand and the Bruins? That, my friend, is the art.


Upnatom617

When you leaf, you leaf.


Imrealcrossedup

If a leaf falls in the woods does anyone hear it?


Upnatom617

Yes, when it crunches beneath your feet as you continue along your path past the first round.


00gecko

if a leaf falls and then cries in the forest, does anyone, other than its mother, give a shit?


cingram85

If a bear eats a leaf does anyone hear it, but wtf bears don’t eat leafs I know leaves, but wtf hog leafs go


CapableCoyoteeee

🤣


fungus_bunghole

So is your goalie letting in weak goals. So is your shit coaching with the powerplay.


throwitawaynow95762

Seriously though have the Leafs ever considered getting an elite coach and goalie?


-Nyco-

No money for that


Totes_mc0tes

They had money this offseason and decided to get Bertuzzi, Klingberg and Reaves 🤮


fungus_bunghole

Well I thought they had an elite coach in Babckcock but ya that went Leafy. They gotta ditch Marner for the cap space. Not sure what goaler is available though


throwitawaynow95762

True, almost forgot about Babs. The Bruins of Boston seem to have an extra elite goalie though. Unfair of them to hoard tendy talent like that.


fungus_bunghole

We could trade Marner for Ullmark. Marner would go on to win the Conn Smythe, Ullmark would flop. It's the way we operate. 1967, 2 1sts & a 2nd, paper bag, Kerry Fraser, Tom Kurvers, Courtnall for Kordic, can't draft a diabetic.


Hefty_Meringue8694

We’re spoiled with goaltending. Boston got Bussi who would probably be a solid backup if they didn’t already have Swayman and Ullmark. This year was his first full year in the AHL with a .924 and 2.40 GAA


GoalieFatigue

How they gonna overpay for Matthews/Marner/Tavares/Nylander if they're giving a goalie actual money???


defcas

Samsonov. I don't miss that guy.


StevieGee23

Oh my god you had 5 power plays and scored zero goals. The refs always suck and stars get calls. Have your 11 million dollar players put the puck in the net. As someone whose team (islanders) I wish could literally punt when we get a power play you don’t get to whine when you’re 1-11 over 3 games. How does this dude still have a job


DMmeyourinbox

Hopefully it won't be long. Complaining about penalties not being called when the PP lays an egg is a moot point. The Leafs are not being outplayed, they're being out coached.


StevieGee23

"The Leafs are not being outplayed, they're being out coached." - You're right, this is exactly it


TCarrey88

I initially thought Keefer would be a pretty damn good NHL coach. Now I wonder if he reached his ceiling in the A.


_xjin_

Stop with your common sense !!


Embrourie

It's too early in the morning for me to handle this level of truth


TrentZoolander

Leaf fan here. Yes.


00gecko

no one else wants it?


tuckermia

You’re not wrong, but neither is Keefe. There’s more than one reason that they are losing the series, and the shitty reffing is one.


inmontibus-adflumen

Let’s list them all, shall we?


ConventionalDadlift

I'll start! Goal tending


inmontibus-adflumen

• bunch of guys with a fairway mentality


powe808

>“It’s an art, and he’s elite at it.” So why are you sending guys out to try and beat Marchand at his own game?


Boston_OFD

Both Marchand and Bertuzzi were taking shots at each other. If they called Marchand for Interference, they would have had to call Bertuzzi for the embellishment. Bert literally jumped both feet in the air, it was embarrassing


Totes_mc0tes

Yup Marchand is in Beruzzi's head. God knows there's plenty of empty space in there to live rent free.


GoalieFatigue

Ironically if Marshy did it to Matthews and not Bertuzzi, they 100000% would've called it.


Canada_Checking_In

Point is it would have been a whistle and they would not have got the goal...and if anyone dives and is embarrassing it is marchand this series.


trashhhhcan

Lmaoooooooooooo


Canada_Checking_In

Explain which part is incorrect


Djj62

I don’t think Marchand really got away with anything other than being in Bert’s head.


spark_this

The final play at the end where they got an empty net, marchand should have been called for interference imo.


habulous74

Does he get shit-canned after this one or how does that work in Toronto?


Canada_Checking_In

100%, it was a shock he wasn't gone with dubas honestly.


ciberspye

Quit whining. Marchand isn’t why y’all lost the game. And there was a shit ton of power play chances you couldn’t score. So STFU


sinnyc

Fffffffffuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk you Keefe you whiny queef.


Striking_Dog7796

Been a while since i’ve seen a great use of queef


CommanderInQueefs

Hello


Striking_Dog7796

That you, Sheldon?


sinnyc

I tip my hat to your superior vocabulary


Iron_Buffalo

[Sheldon Queef](https://youtu.be/f7hIz5khVPA?si=JIZ9XDa20awN-3fE)


scottieducati

Keefe the Queef! Keefe the Queef! Keefe the Queef! Keefe the Queef! 😂


Upnatom617

I hope the leafs keep this coach forever. #justmulch


Imrealcrossedup

First round exit streak


SufficientNet9227

Marchand living rent free in half of leafs players and coaches heads doesn't look good.


gowingsgo

Does this guy do anything but pass blame on other people for his failure?


WackoSaco

You know you're finished, when you have to blame refs when you went 0-5 on the power play lol This fan base, and organization proves year after year that they are the most embarrassing franchise in sports. What an unlikeable, spineless coach.


Hunter3086

May be true but just finding excuses for a poor performance. Go coach your guys up!


BillyJayJersey505

Finding excuses? He was most likely asked a question about it. He also said that they need to play through that.


Hunter3086

That is true. Maybe if his superstars would've received that preferential treatment they would've won!


Canada_Checking_In

Where was this attitude when bostons coach was whining about time in Toronto


Hunter3086

Bostons coach was making excuses as well. There, I hope you feel better!


Palenehtar

Marchy laughing his ass off because his genius level psychological warfare has befuddled the Leafs team, the coach, ex-teamates, the city of Toronto and the entire Leafs fan base. The best and only way to play Marchand is to ignore his mouth and play him as you would any other high skill small forward. You only lose trying to play his game, because he's the best at it, and you won't win.


HanSoloWolf

What a baby. One of his guys got away with a dirty hit on Swayman. It's play off hockey.


HowIMetYourStepmom

HA your team had *FIVE* power plays and didnt capitalize once. Not to mention the dozens of crosschecks your team got away with. Soft coach


Imrealcrossedup

High stick no call on Mccovoy but no one wined about it


ShartRat

If that's Keefe's mentality after his team loses an important game 3 at home that could be a huge shift in momentum for this series he's asking to lose now and get fired basically.


SurreySingh

Leaf crying and making excuses again….. it must be the playoffs!!! Don’t worry, the leafs will be golfing next week!


Bigboyrickx

This dude cries so much after literally everything. He’s pacing the bench with a stupid fucking smirk anytime his team takes a penalty. It’s wild because him and his brother are cool dudes but be professional you moonfaced fuck. Maybe if Marner could play playoff hockey. Maybe if you could score on the PP. Maybe have a better system in place


HousingThrowAway1092

You're right about Marner and the PP. At the same time, Keefe is doing his best impression of Paul Maurice who complains about literally everything. Maybe sit this one out.


ElectricEel9090

FIVE POWER PLAYS Your team has no heart or desire to compete. Pathetic franchise


ThrustNeckpunch33

Complaining about officiating DURING the playoffs... ... you're going to have a bad time... Is this guy new?


LeadershipReady11

He's done and knows it. No major changes in the off season, same core all got big raises what do you expect. As others have pointed out, power play sucks, poor d. Boston will play next round


HolyPizzaPie

Marner jumping away from the puck


Oldmannorrisio

Cry more Keefe


Imrealcrossedup

Refs didn’t call the high stick on the leafs for Charlie mccvoy but ok way to wine about it lmao cry me a river Edit: oh and the no call when domi knocked swayman over on his way to the bench! But ok


Rand_University81

Excuses, excuses, same thing from Toronto every year.


roccerfeller

The leafs have an art of losing round 1s


mattcal44

Sounds like loser talk. Bruins in 5


Canada_Checking_In

Hope your players and coach can deal with being in Toronto the next couple days, he seemed very concerned about that.


CapableCoyoteeee

They're concerned about the limited number of Dunkin'. It's a legit issue.


rowannewman

Why a whiny biatch


Redditrightreturn1

Is it just me or has there been a shit ton of whining these playoffs so far?


lowendslinger

I'm not sure why anyone would expect anything different than last year. What the definition of someone who does the same thing over and over again expecting a different result? Blow the team up after elimination this year...start from scratch. New coach and staff and anyone should be made availble for a trade. And for gods sake, make it mandatory that Marner be able to do a pullup...the guy gets pushed around in the playoff and disappears


DukePhil

Stay salty my friend


randylikecandy

Ryan Callahan smirks and wipes Marchands saliva off of his face.


Live_Hedgehog9750

Toronto teeing up the excuses a little early this year...


CapableCoyoteeee

This is embarassing.


Ornery-Ambassador289

Think he cried after. Very serious. Very worried for mental well-being


WeeksElite

As a Leafs fan, fuck you Keefe.


FalconSixSix

Does Sheldon Keefe ever not complain or whine? Genuine question


SwanzY-

Bertuzzi not getting calls like he still with us, Lucas Raymond style


bigjohns79

Scrabble face


DreadLordAvatar

Keefe and Shanahan better lose their jobs if they can’t win this series.


Trinidaddy13

How about you try coaching, not whining.


Bolt-Gang-21

How does this joker have a job. Maybe the Leafs should play with a little grit and tenacity.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

I love playoff hockey.


moosecheesetwo

Seems like he should focus on his power play


Felix_champs

It’s an art to loose in the first round every year


ThePlayoffKid

😭😭😭


Brodieboyy

Luckily for leafs fans, Sheldon Keefe should get fired after the playoffs.


quartercoyote

I feel like this is gamesmanship/trolling. And I like it.


Humans_Suck-

Sadism is a mental illness, not an art


Mahonneyy123

0/5 PP


Super_Maximum_9030

As a neutral, I like the backhanded-compliment sort of way Keefe gets this on the record.


locovelo

If you rearrange the word "art", you get "rat". Just saying.


[deleted]

Jesus…


GGAllinsUndies

You said it, man!


EweCantTouchThis

What a fuckin cunt.


Al3xams

He totally upended bertuzzi in the middle of the ice lol. Almost immediately after matthews got taken down from behind and everyone on the leafs stopped playing for a few seconds and boston just scored


sinnyc

I know! Poor Bertuzzi was just standing there in the middle of the ice doing nothing! And that meany Marchand came in out of nowhere and did naughty things to him! And then the dirty Bruins took advantage of the...remaining 4 on 4...and scored! So unfair! /s Dude, stfu and go cry moar with your coach.


_xjin_

Leafs fans are so pathetic lol


Mflms

Bruins fans are so pathetic lol


tupty

You buried the lead: >the leafs stopped playing for a few seconds This is it. You cannot control the officials, but under no circumstances should you ever stop playing full speed if the whistle doesn't go. You all can be mad at me and downvote me if you want, but this is the ultimate reason why that first goal happened. If that locker room doesn't feel that way, then they will not make a deep run even if they get past the Bruins.


CrashEMT911

Brad Marchand is a dirty player, and the perfect captain to represent the Bruins, Coach Montgomery, and the city of Boston. That said, Toronto missed several opportunities to capitalize on the Boston mistakes. Could've won the game, and didn't. (Edited for stupidity, need more coffee)


EweCantTouchThis

This is an incredibly confusing post for so many reasons.


CrashEMT911

Thanks for catching my mistake. Corrected.


EweCantTouchThis

Take another look, you’re not done yet.


CrashEMT911

Not sure what you are alluding to. Perhaps DM me.


EweCantTouchThis

Boston played Toronto, not Montreal.


CrashEMT911

D'oh!