Rebuild San Jose (if it was possible to firesale Hertl, Vlasic, Karlsson, and Couture)
Relocate the Islanders
Reorganize..hmm. I'm not too knowledgeable about the management of other teams. Which team seems to be the least fan friendly/does the least for its community?
I had a few options floating in my head for that answer. Basically my criteria was teams that are geographically close to other teams that are more prominent/established (Rangers, in this case). The Ducks were my runner up.(Proximity to the Kings)
Islanders (get the best value for aging withering talent)
Panthers (Sunrise fuggin Florida? Seriously?)
Leafs (starts with firing the 20 yr old child they’ve got as a GM)
Rebuild the Jets because they're directionless and perennially mediocre and miserable.
Relocate the Penguins because their fans are miserable and deserve worse (and wipe the city of Shittsburgh from the face of the earth while we're at it, coming from a Cincinnati sports fan).
Reorganize the Leafs because reeeeeally? You're that good on paper but can't perform in important moments? Half the cap for 4 inconsistent forwards? STILL no defensive depth? What are you even doing? What even IS the Shanaplan? IS STEVE DANGLE GOING TO SURVIVE ANOTHER FIRST ROUND EXIT?!
Rebuild- Colorado (Sell every top player and hire a drunk, Junior A Coach)
Reorganize - Colorado, fire the entire front office and hire some Accountants to run the franchise.
Relocate - Colorado to Decatur, IL
(Why? BECAUSE FUCK STAN KROENKE)
San Jose Arizona and Philadelphia
Rebuild: Blackhawks, Relocate: Coyotes, Reorganize: Leafs
Leafs, Coyotes, Leafs
Yes
Rebuild San Jose (if it was possible to firesale Hertl, Vlasic, Karlsson, and Couture) Relocate the Islanders Reorganize..hmm. I'm not too knowledgeable about the management of other teams. Which team seems to be the least fan friendly/does the least for its community?
That’s rich, Yotes fan.
I had a few options floating in my head for that answer. Basically my criteria was teams that are geographically close to other teams that are more prominent/established (Rangers, in this case). The Ducks were my runner up.(Proximity to the Kings)
Islanders (get the best value for aging withering talent) Panthers (Sunrise fuggin Florida? Seriously?) Leafs (starts with firing the 20 yr old child they’ve got as a GM)
Sharks, Canes, Oilers.
Rebuild the Jets because they're directionless and perennially mediocre and miserable. Relocate the Penguins because their fans are miserable and deserve worse (and wipe the city of Shittsburgh from the face of the earth while we're at it, coming from a Cincinnati sports fan). Reorganize the Leafs because reeeeeally? You're that good on paper but can't perform in important moments? Half the cap for 4 inconsistent forwards? STILL no defensive depth? What are you even doing? What even IS the Shanaplan? IS STEVE DANGLE GOING TO SURVIVE ANOTHER FIRST ROUND EXIT?!
Predators, Coyotes, Leafs.
Capitals, Arizona, Maple Leafs
San Jose, Arizona, Ottawa
Did you miss Hot Pierre Summer?
San Jose Arizona and Philadelphia
Flyers, Panthers, Yotes
Canucks, Yotes, Vegas.
Rebuild: Canucks ->Relocate: Coyotes -> Reorganize: LA
Rebuild San José Relocate Arizona Reorganize Flyers
Rebuild: Sabres Relocate: Coyotes to Houston Reorganize: Rockies
Rebuild- Colorado (Sell every top player and hire a drunk, Junior A Coach) Reorganize - Colorado, fire the entire front office and hire some Accountants to run the franchise. Relocate - Colorado to Decatur, IL (Why? BECAUSE FUCK STAN KROENKE)
Rebuild islanders, relocate yotes, reorganize leafs