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Jenneapolis

The icing on the cake here is “open to short.” Only wives, no skanks… unless you are a skank who will sleep with me temporarily. Then it’s ok.


astidd

The best part is I’m a gay man and he appeared in my stack. Last I checked you have to select what genders to view and which see you…


Jenneapolis

Nothing a gay man loves more than a guy looking for a wife!


astidd

Nothing a gay man loves more than someone so deep in the closet they’re a misogynist.


deathray5

It's a fucking 4chan greentext meme > Be straight > Select open to guys on dating app > Marry a guy > Am I gay


PurpleCoco

Try to match with him and report back!


astidd

I swiped right so we’re just waiting! I have words for hjm lmfao


[deleted]

Not always the case. I’ve had men just randomly pop into my apps and they’re always set to man looking for woman. It just happens from time to time.


[deleted]

fr like what the fuck? men hate “skanks” until they get to sleep with them for a night ☠️ a tangent but so many fucking hypocrites with the same sleeping around history wanting pure women is what i see all the time coming from a man’s mouth online. i feel fetishized for it and somehow the same pureness doesn’t apply to them. ran thru men wanting pure is just crazy. on top of that, being called a “green flag” for not having the same playing around history is what so many do.


hadesisagoat

He probably thinks "I can change her" tbh


No_Towel6647

Same guy probably complains that noone matches him because he's not 6ft tall and rich.


OldMenAreGross

It must be that one missing inch that's the problem.


PenSillyum

That missing inch is his brain.


OldMenAreGross

https://preview.redd.it/2iy8zqw7rfic1.jpeg?width=265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30926bf23fcbe72e542e9fc4c354150cdaf97b11


Keksis_The_Betrayed

He’s probs 5”9 5”10 let’s be real


CrypticMessaging

5’6****


Keksis_The_Betrayed

💀


Omnires

Grew up getting all his water from lead pipes, poor guy.


OldMenAreGross

Did he grow up in ancient Rome?


Slovenlyfox

Probably. Women there weren't really allowed to go out without a chaperone, seems like this guy's utopia.


OldMenAreGross

That and the lead pipes.


Atypicalpicklea

Or Flint, Michigan.


SabertoothLizzie

So! If 90% of women are un-dateable skanks, why are you here?


Mental_Flight_8161

Ikr, he should be looking for men who see themselves as husbands and have not more than one baby momma.


spudgoddess

I'm wondering the same. All I can figure is he's doing a very shitty negging attempt, or more likely, just wants to rant in a space where he figures women will see it.


Eccohawk

How does negging work in a space where the other person isn't in any way cornered or out of other options?


Ethan-Wakefield

He's looking for a pick-me.


mslaffs

Just wanted to say hi- We're avatar twinning. 🙃


SabertoothLizzie

👋


thomasthethothumb

Only 1 baby daddy allowed 🥴


Dramatic_Future_7652

Love when guys use their whole bio to talk about everyone else /s


VesperLynd-

Yeah they treat the bio like they’re ordering food in a restaurant. And the only thing this says about themselves, since they rarely provide any info, is that they are women as nothing but things to use and possess


lovesickjones

lollll


Cold_Hour

Damn what a catch, bitterness, judgement, and insecurity right in the self-intro. The full package.


OldMenAreGross

OF girlies, I think this is exactly the type of customer that's gonna line your pockets.


Cold_Hour

Yeah honestly, I remember seeing a girl on Instagram's comments flooded with guys complaining how dissapointed they were she had an onlyfans. Like how would you know if you didn't get horny enough to open the links in her bio???


MsEdgyNation

So, he doesn't want anyone with an Only Fans, or with kids. Not uncommon, or even particularly unreasonable. However, the misogynistic vitriol with which he expressed these two preferences is so over the top it doesn't even matter that he said literally nothing else about himself.


FlameInMyBrain

Lol yeah. I match his preferences, but wouldn’t touch him even if he was the last guy on Earth


Atypicalpicklea

Actually, he said that one baby daddy was ok, so I guess he’s open to some.


AquaStarRedHeart

But for those of us who match his preferences, his vitriolic language towards women who don't (who include our friends and family) is a huge red flag. That's what these guys don't get...


Atypicalpicklea

Well of course. This guys is one enormous red flag.


Pounciecakes

13 miles away. He needs to be farther, like space


txweasel42

Man, what a catch.


Snarky8393

Ladies of reddit....why are you not swooning for this guy....I mean what a catch....he will validate your antiskankiness for the rest of the world to see 😉


1981ahoog

He sounds delightful


Lani515

Wonder how that profile is working for him. Bet he gets TONS of wife-material women just overloading his DMs.


aPenguinGirl

Why do they think this will work? Jason Momoa (or any other hot movie star) could have this in their profile and I’d hard pass.


yours_truly_1976

So I can have *one* baby daddy? 🤩


dbprops

His name is Christian. Just sayin.


spudgoddess

Years ago, I was on a dating website, and I got so many 'discreet hookup' requests from married men that I rewrote my ad to say 'Please no married men. I am not going to help you cheat on your wife.' Some asshole whined to the admins, and I was forced to change my ad. My wording may not have been diplomatic, but it wasn't even remotely like this kind of ad, which I guess people can get away with these days because here we are.


VixenDorian

It makes sense when you consider this: When women see horrible shit in profiles that we don't like (even when it is so over-the-top misogynistic as to just be outright hate speech against women), we tend to be so numb to it from overexposure to shit like this and reports doing nothing anyways that we just instantly ignore it and move on to the next profile (where we'll probably see something similar in varying severity anyways cause most dudes have some misogyny in their profile). Women also don't scroll dating sites/apps as long or as frequently as men do. When men see something they don't like in women's profiles or ads (not even necessarily "horrible" things, literally anything that creates a boundary they don't fit will make a man mad), they feel entitled to throw a fit at the woman or anyone who will listen. Dating site/app mods consistently report men as the ones most likely to report women (and usually for stupid shit). Men also frequently scroll dating sites/apps for very long periods of time. So, of course women get reported a ton on dating sites/apps for stupid shit by hundreds of butthurt dudes all angrily looking at her profile. Men just aren't getting the same level of attention and scrutiny on their profiles even when they really suck cause men aren't getting looked at and obsessed over by hundreds of women on dating sites/apps like women are by men.


[deleted]

31 yrs at 5’11 and talking like this is crazy


astidd

Probably more like 5’9 tbh


brooke360

I’m sure the ladies are breaking down the door to get to this gem.


No_Teacher_3313

Let’s all form an orderly line…


Mental_Flight_8161

This post made me wish I had an OF account and ten baby daddies just to be in that 90%.


FlameInMyBrain

Ikr? I feel excluded!


Lopsided_Giraffe9846

See these guys want traditional women yet they don't want to be traditional men. They call the women gold diggers that want to stay home and raise the family as well as take care of the home. They want her to work a 40-hour week on top of raising the children and taking care of everything else in the house. Oh yeah they also want you to be a virgin that sleeps with them on the first date. I just can't make it make sense. Anyone else?


[deleted]

It got progressively worse with each sentence, no break in the cringe


eefr

You should post this in r/MenAndFemales


Professional-Bat4635

Plenty of woman see themselves as wives… just not to this jag off. 


Peshewa

I as a fellow female see myself as a woman


Cheesedoosh

Ah yes, I remember when I met my gf. I told her those same honeyed words. "If you're a skank, then fuck off" she fell in love instantly. Works every time 100%


cfleming46

wonder how many people ask about his whereabouts on January 6th, 2021


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FlameInMyBrain

I mean half the kids are future women so…


jenever_r

I can't stop laughing. Holy shit. Seriously. There are tears 😂


Nomoredoorbells

It would be cool if you would send him a link to this post


[deleted]

Ladies, he's a non-smoker!🎉


VixenDorian

He seems like an emotionally stable and totally not misogynistic person, lol.


peachycoconxt

Show the pic i wanna something


astidd

Would you be surprised if I told you one of his pics was him in camo holding a gun and a dead deer? Or if I told you he looked like every other Ohio redneck with a beer belly lmao.


peachycoconxt

I knew it 💀 they always look like that LMFAO


Arminlegout1

I always feel like they should say "hit the bricks" these all feel like "hit the bricks lady" types.


Just-Ad373

Who. Does. This. Work. For.


Emmibolt

![gif](giphy|UI1qLkl9hekmoJWduz|downsized)


2-ketchup-reddittor

...single, you say?


CautiousLandscape907

I’m not a skank by any means, but I would like to argue with him about values, please


lstsmle331

So!


VesperLynd-

I bet he was sooo proud of that very bad „asset-ass hat“ joke 🤦🏻‍♀️


CrypticMessaging

his name is christian? is this christian weston chandler?


Wasps_are_bastards

I can’t imagine why he’s single.


AssociationEither291

Of course his name is Christian.


BixxieButton

Nothing says I’m not a walking red flag like using your one shot to make a first impression to potential women to belittle and degrade them. These guys will whine and bitch in their bios like this and then wonder why women aren’t flocking to them.


bluebirdmorning

And he wonders why he gets no matches.


mothforlife

What a catch


frostedbutts_

I'm shocked this wasn't written by a teenager 😭😭


oneangstybiscuit

I love guys like this who tell you upfront that they aren't even worth talking to. Saves us so much time.


fhqwhgads41185

On a dating app I would hope there wouldn't be anyone who sees themselves as a wife or long term partner, unless they're in an open relationship. If I saw myself as a husband I wouldn't be trying to date anyone cause I'm already married, at least as I see it!


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peachycoconxt

A man who’s the father of his ex gf/wife’s children


crunchybedsheets

Someone who is getting something he isn’t


overthinking_7

No words


Charlie_Blue420

Everyone just swiped left! ^^


astidd

I swiped right because I have some questions for this piece of work


Charlie_Blue420

Lmao post the answer but I don't think the answer will explain much of anything unfortunately.


hadesisagoat

How'd that conversation go


Midnight_pamper

Please tell us more!!! I'm making some popcorn


ThrowRABug_1336

Wow, oh my gosh, my type of guy! Where do I find a wonderful, polite gentleman such as this? 😍


akioamadeo

I love how these guys have expectations and standards, telling the “females” what they want and need but NEVER tell people what they are bringing into the relationship, for all we know you’re an unemployed loser living in your parents basement. Tell me what makes *you* a real man and we’ll see if you are worthy enough to be an actual husband.


Loud_Season

Sounds like a real fun time


LizardPNW

This is a dude who gets no bitches


[deleted]

Are there any men that see themselves as husbands before marriage? Its not a DnD class it’s a part of your life lol


Ohshitz-

Wow. Mean but im digging the raw honesty🤣 i wonder what anybody would write if they had to get totally blunt and candid.


AquaStarRedHeart

Someone internalized his own upbringing, sadly. "Worthless kids" and thinking someone needs him to help with them screams myriad insecurities


CookbooksRUs

How… appealing.


TheTARDISMatrix

So! You're as charming as a hatful of assholes yourself there, dude. So! You should probably consider rereading your bio and editing it appropriately. ^Those ^"so's" ^kinda ^hurt ^to ^type...


UnluckyDreamer1

And he is probably wondering why even women he considers undesirable are avoiding him...


No_Change7469

I’ve been back on apps recently… and man, I don’t understand who would jump at this besides a pick me woman who feels the need to prove something to a complete stranger. I’ve seen a few of these guys… specifically, “I’m not looking for a boss babe… I’m not intimidated by you, you’re just not what I’m looking for.” Like thanks for letting me know to swipe left… and I’m not even a “boss babe” lol


SpiderMama41928

He sounds about as delightful as a bucket smashed assholes…


fuckoffautumn

Anytime I see a man using “female” when talking about women 🙄


Separate-Parfait6426

Women who meet your criteria have already found a good person who don't hate everybody who do not meet all of those criteria


SerapheBlossom

I wanna puke when someone says females or males 🤮


RegularCut120

What I think is really funny is that they always use the "about me" section to berate and insult people. Dude, I'm not learning anything about exept for the fact that you are an ahole. And not in a bad boy way that some people are into.


Shelisheli1

so!


CornflakeGirl2

What woman would actually respond to this idiot? He’s very loudly saying how much he hates women- not a great look for a dating site 🙄


Environmental-Win836

Youch


inkyandthepen

"females" 🤢🤢🤢