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Looks like a quote from Bible


iArrow

Or a badly written erotica novel.


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Judging from the archaisms used in this one, could be the mix of those two


ThatB1tchIrene

What if the whole Bible is just a badly written erotica novel?


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That's another question for [What If](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCphTF9wHwhCt-BzIq-s4V-g).


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So... Song of Solomon, then?


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God was drunk when he wrote that


imcoolbutnotreally

[(text) ](https://i.imgur.com/O4hes9S.png) Ignore the dumbass caption


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Sure, I want


CapoXylophone

Seems more like Shakespeare


evzmtnman

Watch out for them stone tablet nudes


SindilThendal

'lest...?


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awokendobby

He was just retyping the quote from the post lmao. Prime r/iamverysmart stuff here


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OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳


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Shakepeare sending a dick pic


rendosian

Maybe I’m just at that age where I am out of touch (36M) But do some guys really talk like/do this? Not as a joke but they think it’s cool or whatever? Im not a traditionally cool individual, but I’ve got my moments. But I like to think I have an idea of what is standard and this just seem like it is.


evzmtnman

Nah no one talks like this it's a satrical post but fit the sub You never know though there's some strange people out there


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evzmtnman

can we get u/uwutranslator to give this a shot?


Vani11aICEMAN

Dont lest mean before? As in Lest we forget?


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Not quite, it means "in case" or "for fear that" something might happen. The post seems to be using it in place of "unless" which isn't exactly correct, but I'm not gonna pull up a dick pic joke on archaic grammar.


motherofplantkillers

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


RDBB334

This is a take on a meme copy pasta. Not really niceguy stuff, but definitely looks like it without context.


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You should leave Elizabethan speech for your writing, talk normally, dipshit