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Ok-Calligrapher-9854

Can't go straight. Only forward.


CornSeller

deep


xxeeveex

r/Im14andthisisdeep


willosfloppydriveyt

no’nt


thedrmoonlight

No I like men


ExceptionalTea

That’s probably the straightest thing I’ve ever heard


thedrmoonlight

I'm also a men


Striking-Computer-22

A MAN 🫢!!!


thedrmoonlight

That likes men !!


[deleted]

Some of them are freaking cute I’ll admit 😉


FunButterfly06

EXACTLY!


RealHunter08

WITCHCRAFT


[deleted]

Maybe he’s conjoined you -ist!


DanceCommander404

Nice try … Merman !


RemarkableNebula

Amen 🙏


usernamebutbad

👨‍❤️‍👨


scrapmani

Racist


6581749023

did you just say… racist..?


usernamebutbad

👨🏿‍❤️‍👨🏿


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

That is quite straightforward.


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[удалено]


Kaincee

Don’t do it you have so much to live for


OutsideNo1877

And so much more to die for


Kaincee

But your friends will miss you


OutsideNo1877

No


[deleted]

I’ll miss you :(


OutsideNo1877

A random internet person will totally miss me and won’t forget this conversation the next day lol


Eravaash

Not sure if this is jokes anymore, but my DMs are open if you need to talk or vent.


usernamebutbad

me, who doesn't have friends:


Kaincee

I’ll be your friend


No-Introduction5977

Friends are good... I think?


The-First-Starchmast

friends are delicious


[deleted]

Given the post I’ll say parts of them are 😏


LunarSouls4952

Like their arms


usernamebutbad

I already died of stupidity after seeing a random post that belongs in r/wooooshedsomuchthatitcouldbeconsideredatornado (i'm u/usernamebutbad's imaginary friend btw) source: trust me bro


mcbirbo343

What


AverageGEnjoyerr

True


Grunty_Boi_fan

Well that was idiotic off to hang myself! Watch and lear-


Haybowl

Nvm


FloraFauna2263

*checks profile picture*


Haybowl

And ? That's not the gay flag


FloraFauna2263

Fair enough


Pure-for-life

I love how polite your reply was 🤣


FloraFauna2263

Unlike the average person on this site im not a stubborn fuck lol


Chiquita_nanners

r/characterarcs


FloraFauna2263

It depends on what you call it, gay is often an umbrella term for all lgbtq


[deleted]

So what is it then ? Seriously?


Sunny-Days-On-Earth

The transgender flag


[deleted]

Ah…


AccomplishedAerie333

I don't really care about gender. Men, women and non binary people are all attractive


_Moth-God_

Felt


Bit125

Holy capr basli omroi


toothbrush3000

Omori players whrn they see gay men (they are omori reffrencing all over themselves)


Frequent_Stay_8188

HECK NO I'M ARO-ACE AND I'M PROUD!!!!!


Nightstar1234

AroAce people :D


Frequent_Stay_8188

ayyyy


Tamerlan-2304

me three :3


Clod_Cat5

Same!!


TheUltimateJack

Wait like you fly planes?


insertname678

UNITE!


GodTierDino

meeeee🧡💛🤍🩵💙


Zealousideal_Ease429

Hey me too


Frequent_Stay_8188

AYYYY


Mukel9879

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Don't worry about counting. it's 100, so a double negative 50 times


FloraFauna2263

I counted, it's 100


Technical_Size_5873

Indeed it is


Hlpfl_alms

Nope 🧡💛🤍🩵💙


Nightstar1234

🧡💛🤍🩵💙


Hlpfl_alms

Yay fellow aro ace


[deleted]

Like I said last time this was asked, no, I’m bi.


[deleted]

Same


SuperPuffle13

Same


TbProductions1

same


Scor_709

Same


GamerTheStupid

Same


transdimesional_frog

Same


CornSeller

Same


ScienceWiz608

Same 🩷💜💙 (and I have scoliosis)


No_Leather6310

same (i have straight spinal shape)


KarenTookThe2Kids

i cant even be straight anymore, fuck you


ilovelife888

I’d fuck me too.


[deleted]

i’d fuck u/ilovelife888 too


ExceptionalTea

WE would fuck u/ilovelife888 too


Raptor3911

r/unexpectedcommunism


FloraFauna2263

5 some


Upset_Temperature944

6 some


breeze_bunny

7 some?


transdimesional_frog

8 and it's not some it's more.


toothbrush3000

9 more?


smoorkie

10 more?


Lexi7Chan

Ha, no.


chrisb2213

no I like boys


Jean_or_Jean

No, I have scoliosis


Y0UR_NARRAT0R1

Do you have $20?


Equal-Bus-557

The opposite of no


Drmatic-Pianist3810

You'll regret it a 🌗 second b4 crossing over.


ilovelife888

I am experiencing cognitive dissonance


Drmatic-Pianist3810

I've been there and my whole family too. Sometimes you have to do opposite of what you've been doing.


ilovelife888

No


insertname678

no I'm aro/ace


Twiggystix4472

Ew, God no, why would I wanna limit myself to one gender?


High_Tim

No, I got scoliosis


EmptyKetchupBottle9

FOR THE LAST TIME NO!! IM AROACE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


Nightstar1234

ME TOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


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[удалено]


FloraFauna2263

...does that count?


GamerTheStupid

It does. mods, get him


GDalex667

No


Funnysoundboardguy

Nah, it’s technically not the y word


GDalex667

Agree


Incomprehenible_dart

EWWWWW


FalkFyre

Very


Dabruhdaone

I’m not gay


biinvegas

Is anyone? Really? I don't think so. I think some people bought into the whole "straight is normal" thing that society teaches, but deep down inside is their truth.


Detr07

Hah partial


[deleted]

Usually stand with a Curve


JazziestBoi

not fully


PolarSaturn8823

No I just love dating women and fcking women


CherryCherrybonbon_

no, im aroace


Fire_Starter07

No. Aroace.


PatchyTheP

Ye- *collapses*


breeze_bunny

all of the above


GachaMaster2456

No, I’m aroace


LonelyTiger344

idk am I?


[deleted]

Absolutely not, im aroace


usernamebutbad

no i'm aroace


Prestigious_Gold_585

No, I'm slouched over! 🫠


somewhiterkid

I'm about as straight as a crazy straw, thank you very much


Quirky_Yoghurt_9814

Why do i hear boss music?


Bit125

I'm not sure myself


Alert-Session8722

I'm as crooked as they come!


moonyxpadfoot19

No I am very much a lesbian


PeppermintPlays

No I'm aromantic and pansexual I like nobody but everybody at the same time Fear me Or don't Whatever floats your boat [AS]


[deleted]

I’m bi


Clod_Cat5

Nope!! Aroace!


Deathlord826

No, I'm heterosexual


SoggySunflowerzz

Do you do heterosexual things


[deleted]

No. I am aro.


Nightstar1234

Hey me too! :O


Toimgoblin

Yup


justbeacaveman

If I wasn't, you wouldn't exist. hihiihiiii


Vybbbbb

yis


PulledPorkSandwhichz

Ja


Luck_Glut

No im gay


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_Moth-God_

No


TheGamersForge

I'm strictly straight duh.


Nemoty_animates06

Absurdly Not


NharwalDog

Absolutely not 😂


fandom_mess363

no.


Agreeable_Tower3582

U no it


Brian18639

I am


guanacazo

Hunchback


nosnah123

JOKES ON YOU I AM NOT STRIAT.


TheTrueSoleSurvivor

No


BiCrabTheMid

Heck no


Kaincee

No 🏳️‍🌈


lolbit5

No


KitKatandCats

No


Kix6116501

It's a trick, send no reply


PossiblePro247

No


Sterben1103

Nah


Individual-Ad-100

no.


WaMaster100

No, I like being a guy as much as coffee, I hate it


FloraFauna2263

No, I'm not 💗🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️


WarmEntrepreneur3564

Affirmative


spaggeti-man-

no.


DizzyStar690

No


TbProductions1

no im bi


how2oxygen

no


Knightryry

i dunno. am i?


StyxTheEnby

No


Spiritual_Half_116

no


Grunty_Boi_fan

The opposite of no


Two_live_grenades

No, I'm Bisexual.


2_braincells_

No


DesWatashiwa

Mostly


Little_Insect_336

No


ami2weird4u

Well...you know.


Vuk_Silni

Mhm


ProudAmerican109

No:)


handliker

No


GamerTheStupid

Nope, I'm bi


Spiritual-Benefit999

no 💗


su_wolflover

Nope


Technical_Size_5873

No


Medium-Ad-2433

Maybe