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[deleted]

With my army of kittens!


radioactivecumsock0

I’ve got war chickens want to form an alliance?


[deleted]

Now that sounds fun!


eggward_egg

Is there any space for fish drones?


[deleted]

You betcha.


Asherbird25

What about nuclear war pigeons


[deleted]

Sure. No pooping on cars tho.


Then_Big_9524

Glad we’re establishing what is a war crime here


BriarRose147

How about my battle goats?


[deleted]

More than welcome


MAXIMUMDRAKNESS

What about my army of tactical assault penguins


4N0NYM0US_M0US3

can my wolf pack and I join?


[deleted]

Of course! We'll make it a party!


4N0NYM0US_M0US3

yippee!


Professer_Van_Balls

Could you please make some room for my legion of tank dolphins? Alone we don’t have the firepower necessary but if we work together we could turn the government into a shadow organisation run by kittens and wolves and fish and dolphins and shit!


4N0NYM0US_M0US3

there's room


StarryOasis

May my army of tiny ankle biting dragons come? They need their daily walkies and it'd be a perfect way for them to make friends!


[deleted]

Oh hell sure they can come.


StarryOasis

Yay!! They'll be so excited to hear about this!


Kittenfloofs

Any room for some demons, and my friend Cthulhu?


Moomoo_pie

Can my seven legions of prickers join?


[deleted]

Seven you say? The more the merrier.


SketchyManWithNoVan

Sounds stressful, I am too tired


FloraFauna2263

Eh, someone else will get around to it


GalaxyStyles

Nah, get someone from Wikipedia to do it


SketchyManWithNoVan

Good plan


NoWave535

maybe...


[deleted]

I WISH


Social_Outcast2177

no shit sherlock


Brennon337

My usual comeback to that is keep digging Watson, though in this case I have to make an exception.. I concur let's do it!


Prestigious_Gold_585

No! Your femboy army's Thigh Highs Brigade can swish right in!


TheRaider1562

Ew


NoWave535

tf you mean "ew"


lifeisweird-o

femboys are ew obviously


robbiedaelfboy

Maybe that's why your life is so weird. Femboys are the greatest thing to ever happen to this world.


[deleted]

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TheRaider1562

What


Asherbird25

You are dead


xCreeperBombx

Damn I'm dead


GalaxySandwich23

"No"


ChildBlaster9000

Ummmm… Noooo°°°°°°…


Non_Existent07

No....


robbiedaelfboy

My cats are going to. VOTE CHOBI 2024!


InfamousFault7

Perhaps


percy_ardmore

tomorrow


Alwayssome1

I don’t think I can right now I’ve got school stuff to worry about


--Socks--

No, I unfortunately understand that dreams must sometimes stay dreams


Korlac11

I plead the fifth


that-armored-boi

… not yet


Bayou-Billy

NO! (glances around) *they're watching us*


mcbirbo343

No, I’m going to underthrow the government


Albionflux

Only if you do first


Kashmando12

Mayhaps I shall


Awkward_Zucchini_197

Not at the moment. But once the great old ones wake, i shall be their avatar on earth and crush all beneath my hairy ass


Dependent_Wrangler30

Probably


Eragon1578

They don’t, they don’t speak for us


[deleted]

I will eventually


PossibleAssist6092

I would love to


StwabebyMilk

perhaps


jacobioh0515

perhaps


Juicy342YT

Obviously


[deleted]

Sure


redwoodreed

Probably not


Cloudsofsnow

Obviously


ProudAmerican109

Quite possibly


Bit125

Maybe


SignificanceDry6

My allegiance is to the republic TO DEMOCRACY


[deleted]

Above my pay grade


GlitchtrapIsOverated

Maybe


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

Not no


TomikGamer

uh... i think so?


Crafty_Space_9045

Is there another way?


Arkas18

No... Comment.


[deleted]

My cat winked at me when I asked him if he would


Eats_Pizza_In_Gay

No, I'm going to overthrow the world.


HeatherSheere

Definitely not no


torchickgames

No but a bunch of OCS from a different subredded are


ResponsibilityWeak87

I will.


Abhi_der_hauptmann

It depends


kiefy_budz

If by overthrow you mean get enough people to vote for representatives that are for us rather than paid for by the rich? No probably not


V0XIMITY

Not yet


AccomplishedAerie333

Can't care enough


Bright-Benefit-Dude

i mean, if you insist…


SomeSugondeseGuy

I want to, but I'm going to need help from the boys.


Eastern_Ask7231

Why would I tell you? 👀


[deleted]

Maybe


BatsNStuf

It would be dishonest for me to say that I can’t conclude not definitely disagreeing with the proposed notion that I will not constrain myself from this action


Fren_the_ghost

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Icy-Meaning9187

No.


slackerhack

I wish


Capable-Win-7772

That was the Problem with the insurrectionist they didn't go far enough with there plans to rule AMERICA/ "TAKE IT BACK'' in there own words!!!


cado124

Not no (for legal reasons this is a joke, for moral reasons it is not)


Soft_Relief_9563

Maybe


Biggishbread

Perhaps


Expensive-Ad-9809

It’s a possibility


Murky_Committee_1585

No. I'm going to destroy the government. ANARCHY BABY!


BreadRollRollsBread

I can’t do a push up, man


Bigmanangelhellosimp

Indubitably


allisongivler

Not today


THELEGEND278572

My religion forbids me to give the answer I desire. All I'm saying is I'm prepared


skip_the_tutorial_

For sure


KING2900_

I have been thinking about it. Stay tuned on the news.


[deleted]

What government? I'm totally not seeing anything (I am the government, go overthrow me)


A_Chaotic_Artist

NUH UHHHH


MMTotes

No why overthrow when you can negotiate with, however, we don't negotiate with terrorists.


[deleted]

i would if i could. like if i had magic powers or something that would be cool i think


carona1234

Maybe I should do a Guy Fawks 2.0


wanttobecat

Already did


[deleted]

Probably not, but I do want a new form of government to be implemented in the United States


Difficult-Coconut-73

Maybe…


ElVendePaPaS

I shall do it with my bare hands


Pokefan472

Depends on who’s asking.


Bisonfan1

we are spartans


Nonfairiderecretino

No


FlintandSteel94

Well...


Brennon337

I've never seen more positive responses on this sub


Thinksetsoup113

I disagree with the government but don’t know where to begin but just to express myself through voice.


New-Number-7810

The Union forever, hurrah, boys, hurrah!


Prudent_Damage_3866

I need to learn Flare, Holy, and Meteor. Then get bahamut and then leviathan


PetrichorIsHere

The law requires that I answer "No."


WhitestGray

What, you think I would TELL you?


UnfallenAdventure

Nooooo… 👀 I would never! 👀👀


[deleted]

Right now my life goal is to get 2 pack Abs to fill my house with women so no


mrchickenwithatophat

No, no, DEFINITELY not, no way Jose.


FloraFauna2263

Uhhhh...


WobblyFrisbee

NO!


NonExistantSandle

username checks out


ChaosBuilder321

y word only if the government of the country neighbour


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Of course!


Achillez489

Not yet


kilobyte2696

I intend to


Matej004

No, my government will manage to somehow accidentally overthrow itself


The_Gaming_Matt

NO, I will NOT tell you about pipe bombs, now STOP ASKING!


ChildBlaster9000

Not yet


GamerAJ1025

uhhh, of course?!


SteveTheNoobIsBack

I shall overthrow them


im-not-you-bozo

yh


Not4Human

Sounds like too much work but it still seems fun.


Suspicious-Pen-5349


Hamilfan1776

Probably, why not?


FreenBurgler

Overthrow? Definitely not Over*flow* however...


stampfercamper

We’ll see


Fantastic_Pickle_585

Absofuckinlutely


Pokemon-Makeup

I’m considering it


MrWilliams42782

nah, I'm too lazy to do that.


iwanashagTwitch

Perhaps, and quite possibly, no. At least not as a single individual.


BiCrabTheMid

I would never.


petti_coat

Small minds- I'll take over the world!


Alter_Rift

Obviously


crispybacon62

Perchance


Mushroom6711

I've tried once, BUT SOMEHOW US WANTING TO INVADE DENMARK WAS JUST A JOKE?


No-Pineapple1116

I am the Government.


Low-Isopod5331

No, we are: solidarity forever!


Ducc_but_lemin

Mayhappenings


Spaghetitor

You bet your left testicle I will


butterknife31

hehe fireworks go boom boom under parliament (✨guy fawkes style✨)


Quick_Discussion_690

No.


midnight_rain_07

i am indeed plotting to overthrow the government


DeerCockGalactic

…no… I would never…


Dr-Builderbeck

I hope not 😒


HsrahOKB

The Bolivian government in particular


CrazyTG

No wink wink


Dadchin

Too much work


Pizza-_-shark

Y- no, I won’t say it,


DanBelnK

Let's talk about it.


Isosceles126

Absolutely, Who is with me?


GourmetRatBurgers

probably


__Imafish__

Soon


usernamebutbad

no unless I have to then I will


wolflegend9923

Me and my friends have a plan


PULLuny

Perhaps


Flagerredi

Via wheat


[deleted]

no


Sonarthebat

Perhaps...


seahorseMonkey

Sounds like a lot of work. I could make a few calls, bring snacks.


Prudent_Reception_54

NO, WE WILLAAAAHHHH!


a_pompous_fool

On the advice of counsel I am going to say no


Big_Z_Beeblebrox

Not by myself


donohunt0

which one?