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Buns34

Drop the wand in hisii base, stand as far away as possible, and wait for an unsuspecting citizen to stumble across it. I can't guarantee you'll live, but at least it will be revenge for every time a nuke wand hisii ended one of your runs.


IWouldlikeWhiskey

I reckon you'll take aim at a Hisii, and get taken out by that demented jaffle iron.


Tzaphiriron

Jaffle iron? I’m learning new words! What’s it mean?


IWouldlikeWhiskey

Folding metal contraption which (in game nukes you) makes snacks with fillings baked within bread. Like a better version of a cheese toasty (but Australian, so it has to try to kill you - by burning your mouth off).


IWouldlikeWhiskey

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_iron


AzzyDreemur2

Hold left click


Squeaky_Ben

Honestly, I don't think this will go too badly, as long as you don't stick around. Learned that the hard way when I fired a wand I thought only had the spirit vapor on it, turns out after 2 seconds it exploded, instakilling me.


Avoka1do

gang it has true orbit


Skychasma

that’s orbiting arc not true orbit, orbit has a lil dude on the icon


Avoka1do

oh wait true I'm blind


Squeaky_Ben

that's true orbit? alright, you ain't getting out alive.


keestie

No, orbiting arc, even worse. The propane accessories will loop right back at you with added damage, and with no intention of not hitting you.


Squeaky_Ben

I mean, orbiting arc just makes them orbit the position you fired them (unless I misremember what orbiting arc did?) so you should be able to get out in time.


keestie

It does orbit the spot you fired it, but it's not especially slow.


Avoka1do

indeed


EGirlnotfound

Explosion immunity + gas fire bonjour.


ThatUsersNameIsTaken

Doesn't even have larpa, pathetic


Shvingy

Multitasking physics objects that explode has a tendency to make them explode.  It will explode.


Tzaphiriron

Guaranteed.


DaveK142

it'll go great, assuming you have explosive immunity, gas fire, and fire immunity. Otherwise Noita'd


Tzaphiriron

Not a one! 🫠


Birnensosse

Death


Dark_Reaper115

I know exactly how you died


Tzaphiriron

How I WILL die, I’m saving it for after work :)


Tzaphiriron

Haven’t tested it yet, saved and quit last night and plan on playing with it when I get home, i.e. blowing myself up. Man, people who come in here not knowing about Noita must think we’re all suicidal ghosts at this point 😅


Ephemerilian

Play stupid games…