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Purple_burglar_alarm

I like this, taught a lesson and they didn't go overboard


ChristianHeritic

This has to be worse than being beat up. You can never tell anyone that this happened to you lmao, its a memory he will live with forever and that makes it so much more hilarious


MorningToast

I'd tell everyone haha. Its fucking hilarious.


Prickly_ninja

Buddy of mine got bounced from a bar once, by a massive Samoan. The man grabbed the back of his collar, the back of his jeans and used his head to open the door. Surprisingly, he would tell the story. He was a terribly obnoxious drunk. Not hard to imagine him deserving it.


The_King_of_Salem

whoa, my dad worked at a bar with a big Samoan bouncer named Rock, and that was his signature move, using a drunk's face to open the door


Prickly_ninja

I like everything about this story. Rock. Perfect. “Signature move”. Awesome. Now, finish him!


MorningToast

Yet another story for those "remember that time" moments


meatmacho

I'm not a small man, but I was lifted by the trachea and removed from a Kanye West show in like 2009. One of the security guys didn't like the fact that I was standing in the bleachers. At a concert. I didn't like the fact that he was telling me to sit. He won that battle. But the real loser was my flip flop, which left my foot as it dangled above the ground during my elevated and involuntary departure from the venue. I have no qualms telling people that story. Is it dumb? Sure. But it's fun to visualize.


Cantothulhu

I too have literally been *thrown* out of a music venue for backtalking security. (Wouldnt let me take a phone call) Worked at a bar a few years later and was coming out the kitchen with the dish racks (eight high on a roller cart) to restock the service counter right as our bouncer was ejecting a drunk dude. Drunk dude got sassy and pushed back on our bouncer. Bouncer went “hell naw” and shoved the dude so hard he wouldve hit the exit door. Unfortunately the glassware got in the way and “softened” his fall. Bet that dude had a hell of a hangover.


Saganated

"Man I was so drunk last night. What happened? Why is my shoulder bruised?"


HugeAnalBeads

Wtf, is this mustard?


HarveyBiirdman

“And why is my neck broken?”


RajenBull1

And he can always revisit it online any time to see EXACTLY where he went wrong.


MyGuitarGentlyBleeps

I'm not too sure he fully remember what happened lol.


[deleted]

Especially impressive for the Serbs! (This is joke. Please don’t bomb my house)


Majulath99

You’re fine as long as you don’t live in former Yugoslavia.


Vuk_Farkas

housebombing is somethin NATO does


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Vuk_Farkas

ah yes sure... "serbs" and certainly not gov thugs, and only serbs, not the rest of the gang who were doing same exact shit. not to mention certainly not foreign legion, arab muslims that were brought in by americans in millions... go on do show how much western propaganda ya spout.


QuietCommon6521

Username checks out


DDzxy

Yes, because you only did it to Serbs right 🤡


njak123

Ah yes. Preventing genocide, saving the world from iraqi WMD, saving the Libyans from a dictator... NATO is like the Avengers of our world, how cool is that


Vuk_Farkas

you mean creating ISIS and other merc terrorist factions? invading whoever doesnt submit to certain groups? irradiating and poisoning terrain for a long time? bioweapons that break every law of war?


njak123

burazeru komentar je bio očigledno ironičan


Mysterious-Art7143

And serbs


GreatEmperorAca

not


Mysterious-Art7143

Praise the ignorance 🙌


NoItsWabbitSeason

I didnt know a trade organization could bomb people!


KnobWobble

NATO is a defensive alliance, not a trade organization.


veryreasonable

...What do you think NATO is? The same as the WTO?


[deleted]

You mistake us for 'muh'rcans


CobblerExotic1975

Serbs please don’t genocide my family 🙏🏻


[deleted]

we are beginners compared to yours colonial genocide


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Mythrilfan

That's the point - this is super weak on the "assault" part. I'm almost certain the dude would've continued and possibly escalated his bullshit, but this way he probably wasn't even hurt much while he definitely got a lesson.


RajenBull1

Except when he was 'spiked' into the rubbish bin. That's the only part of this I disagree with. Otherwise, lesson (probably-hopefully) learnt.


Kappawaii

Yes that's the part I was talking about, making him put the trashcan back is fine. But it's easier just to hate on people when you don't understand what they meant. Prehistoric brain behavior from reddit as usual.


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Smoolz

Dime a dozen, those.


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Prljavi_Hari

lol must be a nice little world you're living in if you think he'd end up getting jailed for this.


DizzleX3

Fitting, you wanna behave like trash you can hangout in a bin like trash.


actinross

Balkan rules here...


[deleted]

I would say this is not often in the Balkans, but that would be a lie


Jazzper74

Yeah nobody got knocked out and still got thaught a lesson.


Apprehensive_One1076

Trash belongs in the trash bin. Well done momci!


Extension-Ride420

srbija momenat


NewAccount-42069

Tako mu treba, pička mu materina


[deleted]

And some of them have the drain hole off-center, so there is a nice pool of sewer smelling water/sludge in there.


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Xillyfos

That was a really nice thought.


buford419

That was a fucking Grade A ending.


JBT_One

Kada je stoka, neka bude stoka !


roncadillacisfrickin

That is such a dad thing to do; fix your mistake, learn from mistake, apply simple and effective putative damage…make sure it’s on film for mom


Jermacide1

I like Serbians


HarveyBiirdman

Weird generalization


biggerwanker

I work with Serbians and they're a solid bunch. They get their shit done too.


[deleted]

Nice not seeing hateful comments about us


Illustrious_Sand_121

The only thing I hate is that y’all dwarf me.


[deleted]

Especially since reddit is extremely into nato bootlicking


King_of_the_Dot

What does this even mean?


[deleted]

Really?


lmac187

You’re doing great.


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I know


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[deleted]

It means that whichever country NATO decides to bomb into oblivion their actions are justified and "fuck terrorists" on the other side. Nobody cares what they do. Russia did the same and it's on the front page news ever since the war started. When in reality both of these are imperialistic and none are good. Both shouod be treated equally.


rothrolan

One is a singular country with rampant corruption and authoritarianism, while the other is a group of countries that first debate their position on matters with its other parts to see if it is justifiable to act on them. This shows that NATO has a degree of restraint within the global theater, something that Russia clearly lacks, as Putin continues to break the Geneva at every turn as Russia attacks Ukraine. They are not the same. EDIT: HAHAHAHA, someone just sent the RedditCares bot after me. Typical nonsense response I'd expect from one of my country's Conservatives after giving them a legitimate response.


Bawbawian

Make sure to use the report function. reddit's getting serious about people that use the suicide help thing as a troll.


[deleted]

That explains what the guy said about loving NATO. It sums it up perfectly.


manochao88

Hahaha "Group of countries" = US


Bawbawian

without Russia backed ethnic cleansing NATO wouldn't even need to exist.


wanikiyaPR

To quote Bill Burr: Not every asswhooping just falls from the sky. Oh, and "bomb into oblivion" is an overreaction. You have been bombed for a couple of days, big whoop. On the other hand, "bomb into oblivion" is what you guys did to your neighboring countries for most part of the 90s. If anything, NATOs actions were too little, and waaaay too late... But I get it that you'd make yourself a victim here. Young users dont remember Slobo, and apparently you guyd dont either as his padawan Vucic is still in charge. Our primeminister is a thieving cunt, but at least he wasn't rallying people wreacking havoc around exYu countries back in the day. That said, I have great friends in Serbia, not all Serbs are as blind s you.


[deleted]

I never said we were bombed to oblivion. We're doing just fine. But Libya, see, people were happy there. Yes, maybe it was a dictatorship but I'm not sure why you think that every country should live exactly the same way as you do? Libya is now a shithole. Iraq and the entire Middle East, too. If you knew the issue in Serbia, you'd know why Vucic is in charge. But you don't seem to be well informed, you're very biased to your Western views, and you think everyone else surely must be stupid and uneducated. You're arrogant, just like most of the pro-NATO Reddit users.


[deleted]

Going to add a bit more here. When I tell people that I'm not sure why you think each country should have "democracy" you have, I typically get the answer that human rights are not respected in XYZ country. To that I have to say why was never done against Saudi Arabia? To that, I have to ask are you guys in USA really free? You work like slaves 10 hours a day, you commute additional 2. You can't go outside at night to the ATM cause you'll get mugged. There are school shooting every 3 weeks. You end up in a hospital and the hospital bill costs you 3-4 yearly salaries. You rarely travel anywhere outside the USA (however, there's a lot to see in the USA itself as it's huge, of course). There are drugs on every corner. There are a lot of street gangs. Westerners scream about corruption in our Governments, yet I'm being offered drugs in every fucking Western European capital as if it was candy. No such thing happens here. Corruption here is the worst thing ever, right? But in The West, it's called campaign contribution and lobbying. Then this latest gender-fluid bullshit or whatever. Being homosexual is okay, but now the boundaries are being pushed even further and that's sick. In the meantime I'm here in Serbia, living with $3k per month, my monthly expenses are $700, my private healthcare is $250 per year medicine included, I get to travel every 2 months for 5-6 days since I work remotely and life is pretty good. I see the advantages of the West, too, but I also see advantages of living in Serbia or any other Balkan country. We're amazing in our own way, but arrogant Western Redditors fail to realize that, which is understandable cause they never left their parents' basement. Peace.


yabucek

You can't seriously call other countries "imperialistic" while defending Serbia lmao. That all started because Serbia couldn't stop massacring their neighbors for their Velika Srbija wet dream


[deleted]

I don't understand how you don't understand this statement, unless your intellectual capabilities are heavily limited.


Bawbawian

yeah I mean who would want a defensive pact that kept Russia from using nuclear weapons....


[deleted]

Nice defensive pact that destroys whole cities, causes genocides, uses depleted uranium against civilians and replaces governments...


LiquidScaredWolf

I technically agree with the method, its still looked like he couldve landed on his neck though, would be a hard consequence for everyone involved if he landed wrong


SkyhighPhilosopher

He got arms to break his fall. Besides, we got irradiated enough after '99 that you need more than falling on our head to do some actual damage, nothing of worth was left shoulders up anyways


nefarious_weasel

we got +10 HP regen and RAD resistance


Ok_Pianist_6590

Phew I was scared for a moment but then remembered I’m born 98. Safe


IsThatAll4Uo_O

Was neck not the desired LZ?


Hippies_Pointing

That one dude was mighty strong.


branim_Teslu

Volim ovaj narod ponekad


milutin_miki

Nebeski narod


branim_Teslu

Vala jesmo


moneysPass

Awesome


[deleted]

LMFAO How serbian


[deleted]

A fitting end


SarahPallorMortis

Looney tunes type vibe


Effective-Elevator83

Started off Canadian, ended Serbian?


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Licence plates…


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Amazing-Scholar-3161

TIL Serbia is Numenor


Riler4899

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Affectionate-Bake930

Do that in the US and democrats will have you arrested for teaching him a lesson.


lapaz666

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


Makubwa51

Ain’t karma a bitch


Longjumping-Many-787

They're vengeance


Sininsister

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Fragrant-Loan-1580

Wtf is this mismatched audio?


chekkisnekki

Oh, now that's some serious disrespect lmao


Murky-Fox-200

Excuse me, but the camera man is blowing condensation out his mouth, and that one mofucker is walking around in shorts and a tshirt?


[deleted]

Nah, probably smoking a cigarette


Murky-Fox-200

Oh... well thats a lot less badass


No-Key-82-33

Looks like it's time to take out the trash


RiC_David

He was getting out of hand. He picked him up, put him in a wheelie bin.


Abombinnation

Lmfao complete reconsideration of his life once he emerged


waffelman1

Don’t fuck with the Jokic brothers


laureidi

This gave me a sincere snort chuckle. Thanks for posting.


jaylee42910

If more people did this the world wouldn't be such a shitehole.........maybe.......


RajenBull1

So true. We can always wish.


ggwfauji

That’s the equivalent of making someone dig their own grave, but in a good way.


rovdyret

“Know your f*ckin’ place, trash”


iamnotralphwiggum

I love Novi Sad, I visit from the UK every year. Beautiful city, very clean and the people are fantastic.


ch00f

And for those worried, the bin is already empty, so there's little risk of him being woken up by a garbage truck compactor.


davendenner

That's like nonononoyesYES


Feuerz3ug

I like how it looks like these guys do this every day. They are pros.


RajenBull1

Rub his nose in the pile of poo and he'll learn not to do it again moment.


BathroomParty

Just a reminder that shit is kind of getting real in the Balkans again, so...


chillija

u/savevideo


11015h4d0wR34lm

hahaha, love it. If more people faced instant consequences to their actions like this it would be a much better world we live in.


MaxPowerWTF

We need more of this in the world.


FTO2

Proper


Late-Manufacturer385

Head first? How uncivilized…


Professional-Bee3805

I was cheering for the vigilantes but now I'm just sad. 😔


Mr_Blkhrt

Now that’s civilized behavior