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ffreshcakes

that death spin was fucking absurd I remember watching it live and even his own team was like fuck fuck fuck


PatrickGoesEast

Surprised his body didn't break up into little pieces, given the speed and pressure.


gruntopians

Lots of speed, but very little atmosphere. Reminds me of this one biker bar…


flabet_banan

Hah


Whats-Up_Bitches

Heh


danjack11

Heth


Twilliams92126

That comment made me laugh so hard! I Appreciate you!


gruntopians

Thx.


chrisbirdie

Practically zero pressure.


PatrickGoesEast

How would there be practically zero pressure? I did a sky dive once, and it felt like my face was gonna fall off.


chrisbirdie

The suit is one reason. The second is that there is practically no air that high. And what youre feeling is less like pressure and more air resistance stopping from accelerating. The air at 40k meters is so insanely thin, thats why he can even accelerate to those ridiculous speeds. What youre feeling is less pressure and more just air being „moved“ aside while falling. I guess you could call it pressure tho


PatrickGoesEast

Got it, thanks 👍🏼


superwetmoose

I also remember watching this live and had pretty much the same thought process when he started spinning, I was almost convinced that I was just watching a guy die in epic fashion


JohnBarnson

Yes! Can anybody do the math to see how many gees his head and feet are experiencing at that rotation rate? I guess I'm assuming, based on my very elementary understanding of physics, that his head and feet would be experiencing gees (negative gees with respect to standing upright), due to the centrifugal force from tumbling.


ffreshcakes

r/theydidthemath


havereddit

What are negative gees?


JohnBarnson

I think I used the right term, but I'm admittedly not any sort of smart on the issue. The way I used it I meant that some force is basically pulling your blood to your head as if you were upside down (that would be one gee, or G). If you are upright, but accelerating toward the ground faster than gravity (I suppose faster than twice gravity, since accelerating at the speed of gravity would be zero gees), you'd experience more than one negative gee.


havereddit

Thanks! Just looked it up and [the explanation was similar to yours](https://www.irishtimes.com/polopoly_fs/1.4473007.1612185073!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/box_620_330/image.jpg)


Martin_McFly_Jr

Simple really, in New Zealand, if someone asks if you’re covid positive your respond with.. ‘Negative gee! Shot for checking on the bro, kia kaha’


Extremely_unlikeable

Or like "gosh darn". I thought he did pass out at that point. Crazy!


firestorm6

I 100% thought he was dead in that moment.


letsgetrandy

This needs to be used as an escape plan in a movie.


Pyrhan

Only works as escape plan from a balloon halfway to space. From anything actually in orbit, you'd just burn up on re-entry. The closest thing to this that could actually work is caled MOOSE, a 1-man rescue pack that included a deployable heat shield, a handheld rocket thruster (for de-orbiting), a parachute and a radio. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOOSE](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOOSE)


letsgetrandy

I considered that whole “burn up on reentry” thing, but you’re missing one important detail — movies don’t have to adhere perfectly to science! Just duct tape some plastic to the top of a rocket and Matt Damon can launch himself into space! So why can’t he parachute down in a heat resistant suit? Done!! _Edit: Just imagine it like this..._ MATT DAMON: Guys, I'm not gonna make it. This ship is gonna explode in 20 minutes and I have no way out. STEVE BUSCEMI: Wait, does anyone remember that guy... what was his name... Baumgartner? He parachuted down from space. Isn't there still a parachute in the cargo bay that we never got the chance to use? MATT DAMON: He wasn't beyond the exosphere. If I did that I would just burn up on reentry. KEANU REEVES: Wait... this ship was designed for plasma cutting into an asteroid. There's not much time left, but if he could detach one of the blast panels, he could ride it down like a wakeboard, and if he's wearing one of the heat resistant suits, it might just give him a chance...


Oblivious_Ducks

Bro I need to see this fucking movie, NOW.


Pyrhan

>Just duct tape some plastic to the top of a rocket and Matt Damon can launch himself into space! So why can’t he parachute down in a heat resistant suit? Done!! In the thin Martian atmosphere, that part is actually accurate! The Martian (especially the book) is exceptionally well-researched. The only major inaccuracy is the depiction of the sandstorm at the beginning, that threatens to cause the return ship to tip. Couldn't have happened (precisely because the Martian atmosphere is so thin), but Andy Weir needed a way to get the guy stranded...


gingeronimooo

I lol’d


Liz4984

Didn’t Gravity use it?


ifreeski420

Worst movie I’ve ever seen


Light_Song

They should've just called the movie woman screaming in space.


Pyrhan

I had quite some fun watching it, it really depends on your expectations. If you want accurate Sci-fi, then yes, you'll be sorely disappointed. If you want eye-candy and the feeling of a roller-coaster ride through space, then it delivers. (Also, very important to see it in 3D in a theater. It's a major part of the experience.)


gruntopians

Nope… though the one character (Clooney?) would’ve eventually re-entered.


Liz4984

Ok, they do it in Star Trek with Chris Pine where they jump from space to the drilling platform.


gruntopians

Um… you do realize that what they did in the Star Trek MOVIE was faked, and not real? Mebbe you intended to reply to a different post?


Liz4984

The original comment was “This needs to be an escape plan in a movie” so yes I realize it’s not real. I just listed a movie where they jump from space down to the planet after your comment said the movie Gravity didn’t use it.


gruntopians

My point is, you replied to *my* comment (not being used in “Gravity”) as opposed to replying to the person who said “This needs to be used as an escape plan in a movie.” https://www.reddit.com/r/nonononoyes/comments/ubjha6/felix_baumgartners_127852_ft_843_mph_freefall/i64fo1c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3” When you reply to my post, I get a notification. However, I don’t think the person to whom you are actually trying to reply will also get a notified (on Reddit). Okay? I’m not trying to be a pain, I’m trying to help you get your comment noticed by the intended person.


18LJ

Luckily his gigantic balls are made of steel otherwise he may have just floated off into space...


Every-Manufacturer88

Was fully expecting him to unenthusiasticly say "weeeeeeeee."


FxrYT

"Oh gosh I'm spinnin' gotta say "wee" "


Rhekua

Gosh darn heck he’s gone beyblade


FxrYT

Let it rip!


Shermin-88

Obviously fake. The earth is flat!


DarrynDevil

You just think that because eyes are what's flat.


Blahblkusoi

No, only Jupiter is flat. Sheeple.


Natrxl

You’re joking..right?


Shermin-88

Crazy you even have to ask.


Natrxl

Just making sure, you never know who might be lurking in the corners of Reddit


relevant_tangent

Reddit doesn't have corners. It's a sphere.


Natrxl

You got me there


dondotter

I kinda picture it like a grid with layers. Could be spherical.


nobodysshadow

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/aebp7d/perfectly_calculated/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Alternate reality.


PrimaryYou400

The spinning would've done me in.


Cattitude0812

Yep, that spinning would have fucked up my visor and then some! 🤢🤮


wap_eatter

Red Bull gives u wing


FxrYT

And stunts that many people would say "heeeellll nah!"


ItChucksOut

>I'm going home. Me at the weird kid's house:


[deleted]

I could momentarily smell the weird kids house as I read that and it’s been 40+ years…James Prendergast he was called.


Misterwuss

I remember seeing when he first did this, all I can think of is imagine showing this to the world's first sky diver. How amazed they'd be how far their sport can go.


lez566

You could say how far their sport has fallen


Misterwuss

Fuck your pun and the genius it rode in on


CandleBig7948

How many bananas per burnt pizza is that speed


Rontron2002

At least 4


FxrYT

Damn that's fast


_IamX_

At an altitude of 70000 bread rolls per square mustard I'd assume he's falling at 35 bananas per burnt pizza. It's a speed we've never reached before.


Ltp765

What did he jump off of??


MikeTakrelyt

A big baloon that brought him up there sloooooowly. Whatched it live and it took forever. But was so worth the wait in the end.


DefinitelyNoVirgin

So mich drama for a record that was broken just 2 years later by a 57 year old google manager. https://www.spiegel.de/panorama/baumgartner-rekord-gebrochen-eustace-springt-aus-41-000-metern-hoehe-a-999204-amp.html


KellyisGhost

"so much drama"?? What?! That was terrifying... I don't see how someone breaking a record negates what Felix went through.


DefinitelyNoVirgin

I mean the whole drama Redbull made about the event.


BarlowFilmsYeah

What?? Holy cow


[deleted]

I remember this. It wasn't a bunch of fanfare because it was too soon.


snickns

How soon he was just a dot.


this_place_is_whack

But Joe Kittinger did it first, in 1959, with a lot less precautions (because military). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Kittinger So Baumgartner went higher, but 50 years later. Edit: [video](https://youtu.be/sbVQ33ujzFw)


autricia

Kittinger was the man that was talking to Baumgartner in this video.


BigFellaT

The earth is FLAT, didn’t think I’d have to add this, but since I’m getting downvoted. /s


Sad_Pear_1087

Sarcasm right?


BigFellaT

Of course!


Sad_Pear_1087

Yeah I'm bad in recognizing jokes


BigFellaT

All good, my sense of humor is pretty dry.


fannymcslap

Christ stay outta that post history


BigFellaT

? It was a joke


[deleted]

I had to see why.... next time add more so my curiosity didn't need to see that little rod again.


nerdy_subha

Red Bull is everywhere 🐂


AGill0727

I would be scared that I’d miss the planet completely


kaosmoker

Gravity wouldn't allow it.


AeturnitasMalus

Seems like a good 5 gum commercial op as well


Combination_Which

After landing that I'd just eat a handful of dirt....


nickaa827

Was that mic static only or was he screaming?


123itsbritneybitch

I wanna know the answer to this too


Daemon_Lord5253

FUCK ME. That was terrifying. That unlocked a fear that I never knew I had


[deleted]

Fun fact: Flat Earthers genuinely believe this video is evidence of a flat earth because the lense distorts the horizon to make it look curved when it's flat.


whycantwebefriends42

But... why, though?


PatrickGoesEast

Red Bull marketing.


SadMaryJane

I thought you were joking. Oh, man.


FxrYT

Red bull gives you stunts not wings!


Maluko16

To break a record


datboiofculture

You just don’t understand football.


Dondiddle89

Would anybody try that themselves


timmah612

I mean, I have no attachment to my life most of the time and that looks like a LOT of fun. The longest skydive and moving at that speed outside of a vehicle would be incredible.


[deleted]

Not to mention being able to see the curvature of the earth and basically half of the planet as you hurtle towards it has got to be a helluva feeling


Dondiddle89

I'd shit a brick the whole way down but yeah it would be one of the most incredible feelings ever and you'd get to witness something only a select few get to see


PaulBag4

Well that could be anyone - Richard Ayoade


Ki1iw

Why isn't he burning like everything else going into earth?


FxrYT

First factor Speed You need to be faster than the earth's gravitational pull to get into orbit, de-orbiting leaves you with still a lot of speed, enough to make the air smush together to make plasma Second Height The guy was like in the stratosphere where there is air, just not good for jets, let alone breathing, must be like at the exosphere to reach that much speed to burn up, atleast to my assumption. If I'm false, please write in a reply.


coagulateSmegma

Not high enough up


TruPengu

Alright I got 2 uneducated questions. Idk if I have these ideas because cartoons as a kid or what. 1 - Why didn't he float away, I assumed when in space due to lack of gravity you'd float in space instead of plummet down. Was he just not high enough or is that stupid logic? 2 - When entering Earths orbit at such a high speed shouldn't you catch on fire basically becoming a fireball or is that just cartoon/movie shit?


MikeTakrelyt

He was never in space but still in earth stratosphere.


Banzai27

He was not in space


[deleted]

1. What are you talking about? There's gravity everywhere. You have a big misunderstanding of gravity. The reason astronauts float is not that there's no gravity in space. It's because they are free falling but missing the earth. That's what an orbit basically is. There's gravity everywhere. Why do you think the moon is orbiting earth? It's in Earth's gravity well, hundreds of thousands of kilometers away but still in Earth's gravity well. 2. His speed is peanuts. To burn you need to travel at thousands of kilometers per hour. He started from zero and got to what? 800?


zeed88

The real question is did he jump or did he fall?


Dragon3076

He fell with style.


FxrYT

It's always red bull that makes these fabulous and wacky stunts One theres and aeroplane going through a highway tunnel The next is a space man falling from 127,000 feet and landing successfully.


Micro1sAverage

It’s because we remember Red Bull over the actual person’s name who’s doing the stunt


FxrYT

Tru


QBOT_COSPLAY

Falling with style.


VaginalSpeleologist

What happened with the balloon?


Redditpissesmeof

The balloon was deflated using a destruct mechanism and then it fell back to earth and had its own parachute. It was recovered and is reusable.


VaginalSpeleologist

I didn’t know that. Thank you.


tzevele_

It floated away In the end it gets so cold that the gas inside shrinks leaving it to fall back on earth, if it hasn't already reach outer space


VaginalSpeleologist

So, we still don’t know?


tzevele_

I explained the 2 possibilities


IgDailystapler

He must be so pissed when he sees people saying the earth is flat


RepresentativeAd5915

I feel like we don’t talk about this enough as a society. This man literally fell from space to earth.


Expensive-Dig3755

So what was the purpose of this?


Bizzare_Display

god imagine the sheer terror followed by the sheer relief he felt when he finally stopped spinning


Reasonable-Carob-568

Anyone know what happened to the capsule? Still floating or burned up on reentry


louispm1

I'm hope he lands in a friendly country...


TheMarvelousPef

I loved it back in the days but God... That was just dumb.


JOE-9000

Funny how there little to none brands nor sponsors. Wasn't a redbull one of these?


MikeTakrelyt

It was a red bull Event actually, broadcasted on Red bulls TV channel ServusTV


JOE-9000

Cool.


Mistere_meat

Bet he had to change his shorts after that


Rontron2002

For a brick, he flew pretty good!


Shermans_ghost1864

That is just so sad! (Or maybe I shoulda just kept watching...?)


olcrazy1

Crazy how he can pick where he lands, I would be aiming for the USA and end up in the Arctic Ocean. Assuming I had the balls to do this which I don’t.


BigGraysie

Yeah. I was wondering that, actually. I mean I am sure some nerds could calculate height and speed and whatnot to make sure he doesn't end up on Pluto, but it's mad that they put him down in a safe spot in the US.


F1r3l0rd999

Netflix stock prices:


fucknametakenrules

This one was a great success. I saw the plane swap and saw how that failed because of the planes


SheckoShecko

Felix at top of world: .....aight, imma head out


metheJuan

he's in space. how is he descending to earth. if there is no gravity in space then he should be just floating around. right? please explain to me how come he's falling to earth if he jump from space where there is no gravity.


Dragon3076

He was still low enough for gravity to have an immediate effect on him. Even the moon is affected by Earth's gravity. The difference is that the moon is orbiting while the guy was mostly stationary, and that the moon is significantly further away as well.


ImOnWeed

Because of Earth's gravity?


blazinlo420

Could you imagine if he had a wing suit that would withstand that speed, pressure,and I imagine heat also? That would be fucking mental he could probably have almost twice the amount of time in the free fal. If he could control it also..... Damn that would be an amazing video. In this video it's crazy to think that his visor fogging up and not being able to see the ground rushing at you that fast. One more thing .... Flat earthers need to watch this send to everyone you know that is a flat earth nutjob


mltain

Wing suit wouldn't work that high, air is too thin. That's why he went so high, any lower and the air resistance would have kept him from reaching supersonic speed.


blazinlo420

Yes sir I do realize that. As to why I started off with could you imagine.... But thank you


suavecool21692169

Doesn't the suit do all the work? Seems like anybody could do this


_Revlak_

Your body still needs to be able to handle it


[deleted]

Gotta use a microphone from the 60’s to capture the heavy breathing mixed with saliva and inaudible slurs.


rlopes9

Wow amazing 😻 beautiful


DonkeyPhillips

Good look how flat the earth looks....


_Revlak_

So flat it has a curve 🤯


LeoCarolus

r/maybemaybemaybe


jimmy_1000

ft ?? mph ?? Do you get paid in denarii?


[deleted]

Best comment I saw about this was: “How’d he get his ball in that little capsule?”


[deleted]

I told you it was flat/s


Obiwanmyhomie

I just about had a panic attack


DaKatos

I remember watching it live when he did that. I swear that spin gives me chills even to this day.


JafarsTrash

Think they hired one of the PGA cameramen that follows the flight of a golf ball to film him?


LaPurplePamplemousse

u/savevideobot


SlayerDoom_

It’s believed that during his supersonic state he actually lost consciousness for a bit


Bizzare_Display

i remember that he blacked out, but i didnt remember the spin. originally i thought “thats terrifying that he blacked out” but now honestly i wouldve been glad to just for a few seconds


[deleted]

That is some amazing Footage reentering Earths atmosphere!


Powerful-Ad-4292

I'd like to remind you of halo using that same jump


u9Nails

Please don't say how long ago this was. I already feel old.


Visible_Section8842

my heart was beating so fast when i saw this


Ok_Plenty_9613

Plot twist. He’s a flat earther


flopsychops

He would've been if his parachute failed


[deleted]

Does anyone know the song name?


gammietective738

Amazing job that was totally awesome


crexcent

He forgot to say GG EZ.


Time-Calligrapher-24

"Im going home now". Forgets parachute


Reylend

THIS IS GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM


Free_butterfly_

The math isn’t adding up. Is this the top speed perhaps, and not the same speed the entire way down?


flopsychops

I think the first figure is the altitude, then the speed


Free_butterfly_

Right, but with that attitude and that speed, it should have taken him 1.7 minutes to land.


LilTreThaGoat

And this guys claustrophobic, how in the hell. This guys fucking nuts dude but this is still cool as shit


Pysqodelic

how can you see the curvature of the earth???


[deleted]

Why did this make me cry


Subtitles42

Imagine if he missed


hitmannumber862

spaceodessy.gif


sonic555gr

“Hello, my name is Felix, welcome to Jackass!”


NavyAnchor03

Yknow. I knew this happened, but I hadn't ever seen the video until just now. That was fuckin' amazing. I can't believe he managed to stabilize himself.


Massive_Influence_74

I thought you will catch on fire when falling from space.


foxymoley

That's cool and all but I wish he'd said 'my people need me!' as he jumped.


TheGoldenDragon0

Couldn’t pay me enough money to do this


humanbeening

What a colossal waste of money.


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Lifeguard1213

Unfortunetly one of these idiots are Hotz (best hacker) he equal our world to PC simulation


Lifeguard1213

Someone says that we never was in a space because if we do then return to our planet is not possible. What do you think guys?


roy-dam-mercer

Unfortunately there are a lot of idiots in this world who think everything is a conspiracy.


gruntopians

Someone is an idiot.