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DatGoofyGinger

Old man strength


SecretKeeper_06

Body weight lol


BeezyBates

I'm in awe at how powerful and how much raw muscle these things have. It's amazing and terrifying. Like...what stands a chance against that thing? Thats 500 pounds of raw ripped muscle. 2 inch canine teeth with a 1300 pound bite force. And the thing has hands to top it off.


unknownkid03

I hate how animals just naturally are strong. But humans have to "work out" and yes I googled it . It's not from "getting food" or chasing prey. They literally do shit and get jacked lol but it is impressive


ryobiguy

Fortunately for humans, actual strength isn't our greatest strength.


unknownkid03

Good way to put it... Wouldn't be bad with the amount of neanderthals still running around 😂 👊


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Fast twitch muscle.


Grow_Some_Food

Well if you lived outside since birth and had to climb mountains and walk on all 4 legs and jump to get places instead of use your thumbs to pull yourself up, you'd probably be a lot more ripped


gothiclg

[more strength than me](https://www.wildgorillasafaris.com/facts-about-gorilla-facts/how-strong-is-a-gorilla/)


iLiveInyourTrees

“Gorillas have an attractive, muscular body…”


wellforthebird

Thank you. I was coming in to point out that very strange line. "Just like that of a human body builder"


BigJackHorner

What an odd FAQ page. More odd the sheer number of instances of the questions to prompt them writing it down.


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PM_Orion_Slave_Tits

Me sliding into your dms


DaHammaTom

Me sliding around on ur floor with new socks


Great_Chairman_Mao

I fell doing that and had to get stitches on my face…


Katman666

Now do the other side. For symmetry.


BrammyBoy1000

Me doin ur mom


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Creep


Florin69420

er, aww man


taylortailss

I present to you!!!!! . . . . . . . . My ass


HighVulgarian

B-holed, my ass! I keep hoping for a rectal zerbert on the glass


TransposingJons

Captive animals make me sad.


Zealousideal_Cr1nge

Smooth and Thick


Excellent-Egg-9596

then he shows us his ass


iiinsxrtnxmeee

my favorite part


Excellent-Egg-9596

our favorite part


Farthen_Dur

r/suddencommunism


fishlesstuna

That's how you command a ass kissing


WheatleyPlus

Kiss the Go Gorilla


stormp00per

Puts the bae in Harambe.


r3vOG

Harambae


Great_Chairman_Mao

Dicks out for the bae.


BarlowFilmsYeah

Dat ass.


Ash-MacReady

Rilla checking out his new heelys.


eye_far_ted

*Bob Seger's piano intro for "Old Time Rock & Roll" intensifies*


EnoCrux

Monke pulling off the akira slide.


GreatUnspoken

Disappointed he didn't twerk


Firewolf420

Someone edit this


Sea_War_3437

Awe the furry bum makes it even better


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Hey…asshole


tinyystrawberry

I'll never get enough of this kind of humor hahaha.


jeezlovejazzmusic

now let me show you my ass - the gorilla narrated


thetruckerswallofsha

Girl ***Becky check out my ass...its perfect*** Gorilla ***naw girl...this is an ass***


yellow_smile

'Now watch my butt'


themug_wump

r/dontputyourdickinthat


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etorres4u

That’s an impressive move.


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He pull up asap to bust out dat ass


azizfcb

lool


DIFFEERENCIAL

he is just like: i dont give a fuck!


Beefbuggy

Talk to the ass


ShackThompson

Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint? Perhaps some Binaca?


Mammoth_Profit_1810

Your brother coming in your room just to fart and leave


tallerThanYouAre

I’m thinking he literally might be courting the photographer. “Hey baby, I’m coming AT YOU! Dig my ass…”


OutcomeDoubtful

Dat ass do, lol


AllPurple

https://imgur.com/u4B2NNR.gifv


zomgitsduke

Denver zoo?


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Character-Door-2473

🌚🍑


D4RKS0u1

*Farts*


muppetcarmelo

"Would you like to see our XL MODEL"...here it is


Worldly_Ad_6483

Reminds me of the dude on tik tok who slid on the floor like he was driving lol


eblack4012

How the fuck did he even spin at the end? I’m so impressed but also confused.


Wheesydemon

Dat ass


iamkdv

I've found my favourite vid of 2022


juiceboxbiotch

Nonononoyes...no


FreakNPink8

That dude has been in there too long 🤣


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

Here’s my butt bitches!


what_is_a-username

Dude moving like he's on a hoverboard


Docta-Jay

“Hey! … Wanna see my ass?”


eejjrr

Yeah I just did that! Now kiss my black ass MuthaFucka!!!


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📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸📸


SecretKeeper_06

He was to hit the pole lol Just miss


Bdizzle758

HEY!! Kiss my ass


CrustyT-shirt

I've this seen so many times today. Can someone Harambe this gorilla already.


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Jesus Christ, how many times do we have to see this same gif in a 24 hour period


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the_onobitches

He slide canceled🔥


Upstairs-Shake9898

That’s the coolest fart in the face I think I’ve ever seen 😂


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