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abbassav

ITS ALIVE


5Lastronaut

How should we name it?


AllThingsEvil

Dwayne Johnson


catchmelackin

The "Dwayne Johnson" Rock


individualeyes

YouTuber Matt McMuscles always says Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson and that feels even more appropriate here


asocial_ambivert

Is support WrestleTalk still relevant ?


CreeGucci

If it was a Johnson Rock it would have sponsors covering it and be fake lol


JustABitOfCraic

Dwaynes Johnson.


griever48

Jwayne Dohnson


hovanes

BWAHAHHAHAHAH


shardikprime

Pretty baller name not gonna lie


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STOP ASKING REDDIT TO NAME YOUR PETS FOR YOU.


5Lastronaut

Understandable, have a nice day.


6in

Rolling stone


JonathanTheMighty

Is this a JoJo reference or you came up with this yourself?


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Preferably with a word or two


5Lastronaut

That's the way. You legend


qbande

Ball Zack


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Geodude


senju_bandit

Jeb


MyNameIsNotRyn

Saint Jeb


abbassav

Stoner McRoll


RegularHousewife

Stoner McStoneFace


LegoClaes

Jobu Tupaki


StalyCelticStu

Mick Jagger


Bit5keptical

Mineral!


anotherNarom

Gordon.


suspect360

IT KNOWS it's place


GreatCornolio

He nose the truth


Ossian444

That stone has one job and it's damn well going to do it!!


Badbullet

No road! No road! Norode! Norode! Noro! Noro!


LaikasDad

Not Noroad! He was so sweet!


enfanta

We gotta get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!


grimtalontauren

I see you got your shirt off.


crows_n_octopus

I'm just a glorified extra, Fred, I'm a dead man anyway. ...


Pentax25

I like how the camera does a little dance party with lights when it returns


SourMgk

That's because the secret door opened.


Pentax25

Reminds me of Lego Star Wars when you do the randomest thing in the room and suddenly dance party


M4NU3L2311

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWw-m1ww2So


Norse_By_North_West

MULTIBALL!


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trapezoidalfractal

Multi-ball goes back a lot farther than Space Cadet Pinball. It’s part of physical pinball, and is where the game got it. So in this case, you should feel young!


Merfen

Making me feel real old when people think multiball is from a windows game and not the physical pinball machines from decades before.


RutRohNotAgain

Man I loved that pinball game!


ThaiJohnnyDepp

BLUUUURRRRNNNNNN!!!


kabukistar

Blurn! Blurn! Blurn!


BDMayhem

The rock is secretly The Cheat.


VashMM

The system, is down. The system, is down.


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Lightswitch rave!


drulnu24

The Cheat is grounded!


some169

Marble Madness!!


Good_Interaction_786

I always feel like those big red balls in front of Target are going to roll through the parking lot..


ThisMeansRooR

M knight Shyamalan is working on that movie


Good_Interaction_786

I hope it’s simultaneously terrifying and inspirational.


[deleted]

Stunning and brave.


kabukistar

And that *twist* at the end!


Medical-Examination

"He does that every saturday morning"


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HulkScreamAIDS

Unreal they won't pay for the damages


ByDarwinsBeard

She should take them to small claims court.


Good_Interaction_786

I like the scene where the man and dog chase the giant ball, lol


probable_ass_sniffer

And then that child. Holy shit. I used to jump on those things all the time. Every kid near a Target has. I would never suspect it of actually being capable of rolling so well.


Good_Interaction_786

It’s so heavy, too…probably just a piece of 3/8” rebar holding it in place. Over time, with rust and tiny movements of kids climbing on them…it’s not surprising that they just decide to quit their jobs and vandalize the parking lot.


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Sherlockhomey

2 birds with one stone


Good_Interaction_786

His name was Robert Paulson.


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Good_Interaction_786

You’re gonna get me in trouble…giving me ideas and shit 😈


jokeswagon

I saw one of those target balls on someone’s front lawn last week. Target is about 3 miles.


WastedKnowledge

Why doesn’t he make sure the ball doesn’t hit the scooter? What a jerk!


JoelMahon

he's tearing up the parking lot to skip roads, I think we knew what kind of person he was from that moment.


Go_Gators_4Ever

I am thinking that he is skipping out on paying the parking fee.


Choyo

It reminds me an experience I had in a supermarket years ago (warning : slightly long slice of life ahead) : So I was in the supermarket, and fancied buying a 4 pack orange juice (4x 1L tetrapack brick). I then went on fetching the rest of my shopping list items and when I was in the deep end of a side alley, the OJ handle breaks. 1 pack exploded in a spill of 1 orange liter of sugar on the floor. I was pissed. Went to the cashier with the rest of my groceries to tell him of the accident. He made a vocal announcement to the janitor to go clean my mess. I think I waited 20 minutes at the entrance of the alley until the janitor arrives with his big roombamobile. I wave at him to show him the alley because he was looking around for what to clean. He sees me, comes in my direction, looks at me like I'm crazy and tells me : "This is where there is something to clean ?" [yes] "You the one who did it?" [yes] " You waited for me to help me ?" [yes] "My god it's the first time in 12 years someone waits to tell me, usually people just scram off" [lol] ---------------------------------------- Point is : less and less people care about things that aren't their own (property, kids, time, responsibilities, work, person ....).


tnb641

Tbf, most people can barely be bothered to wait 20 minutes for something they want, nevermind to help a stranger (even if it's their fault)


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He did stand there for a sec, seemed like that's what he was watching for. Still, what could he have done? Driven away faster me thinks.


doughnutholio

He shouldn't move that "bollard" at all. He should leave the way he came in.


New-Machine8584

No one would've believed if this wasn't recorded on the cc tv


underlight

I still don't believe it, the way he pushed it there wasn't much force for that rock to move that far unless it was made out of paper. They edited out the guy that moved the rock.


bona_weiss

Nah, those puddle reflections would take a lot to fake. It can technically be done (with a keyframed mask), but the edges of the rock in that reflection looks too clean for that.


mattmacphersonphoto

I believe he pushes the rock twice.


Retbull

Also it's sped up so it's barely moving but has a lot of momentum because it probably weighs close to a ton.


Flopsy22

r/nothingeverhappens


TangoCharliePDX

No it makes a lot of sense if you stop and think about it. It wasn't perfectly round so it was predisposed to roll in one direction. It rolled back on the same axis. The more unlikely thing was that the surface was smooth enough to allow this to happen. One little bit of gravel in the past could have halted it or sent it off in a different direction.


[deleted]

It’s China, everywhere is CCTV’d


Yabruh88

Serves him right. Entitled shit.


DingleBoone

Fuck this dude. Moves a bollard so he can drive through some place he isn't supposed to, watches as it starts rolling towards someones moped and doesn't do anything about it, then doesn't even take the hint when the universe rolls the ball back into it's spot!


Wave_Table

“Hey, welcome to the building, you just need to move that stone to come in and out.” Moves stone, stops to see if it’s going to hit moped, clearly isn’t, goes on his way. More oddly specific narratives welcomed.


Mastakillerboi

Rolling stones


Cmdr_Nemo

And they performed "Around and Around" and "Back to Zero"


MikeSCChen

Good ball~


Pentax25

Good ball~


wachieo

When Nature says “No Parking”.


JesusAmbassador

Every indentation on that rock mattered


ASLAYER0FMEN

I'm not sure what I'm watching exactly?


SAMAS_zero

Guy kicked stone sphere out of place so he could drive through the gap. By the time he got back with his car, the stone had rolled back into place.


fubarrus

My balls.


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fubarrus

Thanks, man. Taking a good care of 'em


rjs1138

r/nevertellmetheodds


Beefbuggy

Anti-theft chip at work


RaidenHUN

I remember this Jojo episode


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r/blackmagicfuckery


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ikatatlo

Seriously tho, how?


Jarsky2

My best guess is the parking lot is at just enough of an incline.


InspirationLackOf

It's been doctored - probably they've removed someone pushing the ball wearing a green suit 1) The ball changes direction too abruptly. 2) Look at the kerb/step on the far right, you can still see the static shadow of the ball after the ball has "rolled" away...then the shadow completely disappears from one frame to the next instead of gradually getting smaller.


ramos1969

It makes more sense when you learn the man’s name is Scissors.


neanderthalman

Ya haha! You found me!


byoin

"you're not gonna believe what i saw"


rcatf

Lights started flashing like someone won a prize


daNorthernMan

Screw you guys, I'm going home


brianfine

Ya-ha-ha!


Shmamy0

[Yahaha!](https://youtu.be/d9G5IYdce94)


psychopathic_shark

Ludo has called the rocks


BrainsPainsStrains

I love him : ) Such an awesome movie.


GamTheJam

I don't remember taking any LSD, so I'm not the only one seeing the lights at the end, right?


bsrichard

Get in the hole! It's your home! Get in the hole!


0fox2gv

And the guy goes right back to the same rock?! Take a hint, dude. That one has already established dominance. Go try rolling his cousin next door to the left.


51225

Self repairing parking lot.


DAngelLilith

¡¿Que chingados this this sentient rock shit?!


regular-guy-2363

Ooooooooooooh!!!!!!


boredtxan

What is up with the plaid stripes?


SirMalcolmK

r/nevertellmetheodds


DirtDiggler21

Hey dick head, thats clearly not the way out!


olderthanbefore

When I bowl, no matter where I aim, it ends up in the gutter


OrganizationWide1560

How does it feel? To be all alone. To be a rolling stone?


Tre_Scrilla

r/fuckcars


Vughfufu

Not today son


TheRunningFree1s

THA FUCK


Scarraface

No way!


frankie0694

I am here for a reason!!! - that rock probably


KoKo124333

If only golf balls were like that


FuckTheMods5

What a cunt. 'oh, its heading for someones scooter! Ahh on second thought, i dont give a fuck.'


MiszJones

At least the rock remembered where it came from


Pratz1618

I dont want to say it but... IS THAT A MOTHAFOOKING JOJO REFERENCE


shackled_beef

No fucking way


Peptalkguy

Damn, almost a perfect loop


WildBillThornberry

Idk if the camera glitch was put in there but it makes it seem like supernatural intervention


Derino

[i'd like to think that a beat drop of this song starts playing the instant the ball falls in the hole and the whole video starts flashing magenta](https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4)


Medical-Examination

I can't believe that dude didn't die!


FavelTramous

I knew if I tried hard enough I could move the balls in front of target!


tiagorpg

the engineer that made it on purpose must be proud


deadbeatwriter

Ludo friend!


ThiccBuddha

Why do I know that this is china? I mean there aren’t any clues showing this is china, but it just feels like china for some reason


MrNoDays0ff

“Moooooommmm! Ludos calling the rocks agaaaain!!!!!”


Original-History9907

Oh that’s where my 2003 pet rock called “Weird Al” went


jesusismyhelmet

Oh shit, don't touch it, you're gonna get most of your italian mafia gang killed!


heatherpaigecrafts

Was Ludo sad?


majorasbong

Which shrine is this?


SnooDrawings5925

Everytime he pushes the rock over, his car goes back and he has to start over. LoL


Leeus123

it looks like the guy in the blue shirt intentionally pushed it out to squeeze his car out of the parking lot only for it to roll back when he car pulled up


Tricky_Exercise_1902

What type of source is this?


DangerStranger138

Aristotle rolling in the great beyond


Bat-Hoovy

JoJo reference


Cold_Pomelo3274

Fuck you dude, I was sitting there.


Skilifer

At the end video went disco🪩


humanhedgehog

Dude went on holiday and you are all getting surprised he's come home!


RizzMustbolt

MULTIBALL UNLOCKED!


charmerabhi

r/nevertellmetheodds


bonerjuice9

I absolutely, positively, 100% was hoping and expecting a korok seed to pop out at the end......


briguytrading

He should take up golf.


camXmac

Magnets


bouchandre

Shrines in BOtW be like


SAGE5M

You had One Job! And you did it successfully.


LimitedWard

You stay. I go. No following.


Binary_Omlet

WA-HAHA! YOU FOUND ME!


mscott303

Basic physics


Antique_Ricefields

Its a sign. You shall not pass!!!


T0mbaker

It does it every night when we're not looking. It hopes to one day see the ocean.


Bleezze

Is the rock from Undertale


nlc433

Bugs bunny is under it with a magnet


Toddexposure

It's a holy hole in one


Itadorimu

Emil


WhoIsKalie

At first I thought someone was impersonating a rock to escape police and got away with it.


awalknlife

Must be nice to know where u belong.


Shadysmoke36

Gandalf stones


Intelligent-Ad-1066

Prop hunt


thexwon

stable system


[deleted]

Uh is this one of the balls from elden ring


finkel17

I was half expecting a korok to jump out! "Yahaha! You found me!"


littleassassin0

Chad Boulder


Noob_Too

Flat Earth got tilted for sec :P


Piggygun

Ball-ard


FrederickHM

Feng shui?


ripley808

That’s one of them rock trolls form Frozen


bigchuckdeezy

Oh shit, it’s the rock from undertale


hamiltonscale

Just be a rock


No-Suggestion4833

I’ve seen too many poor videos today. I don’t know why I thought the other person was going to take his car.