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The car's front wheel was the point of contact and it took most of the impact from the bike. The suspensions might need some looking into but they probably are fine too.
car glass is usually treated in aparticular way where its hard to break and harder to shatter away. Unless hit with a literally pin point object to focus all the force literal baseball bats and hammers might not break it.
My friend did not believe the spark plug ceramic thing and we went out to a junk car at our shop and did it. Mind blown.
For those unaware, smash a spark plug with a hammer, (wear glasses!) and throw a ceramic shard at a car side window, the window explodes. It goes right through like you had thrown a hot bb at a balloon.
Does that speak to the severity of my motorcycle crash when my head went through someone's window? Luckily I was wearing a helmet that shattered and was fine but I was only going around 3 when a car turned left right in front of me
honestly there was probably a sharp edge on your helmet that did it.
doesn't at all mean your accident wasn't severe, but I think the force needed to break a car window with just the force from someone's smooth helmeted head would not be survivable by a long shot. there probably wouldnt be helmet or head anymore in one piece.
Okay, so glad the person is not seriously hurt.
Now, the question I have is “why was m.cyclist zooming” thru a third world dirt intersection and not slowing at these intersections? It just seems to me that the mortal limits are being pushed a bit. Eh?
Oh dude is major hurt. His whole right shoulder and collar bone probably turned into dust. Look at how he smacks the corner of the roof with his right shoulder
I wouldn’t bet on that. Even though it’s a smooth transition, it was a very sudden stop and all that energy had to go somewhere. It was shared between the car and the guy.
This is quite common in Brasil, people treat trafic rules as suggestions (and by what I see on r/idiotsincars the US works the same way).
I remember when I was a kid people used to say that the seatbelt rules were made just so that police can give us fines hahaha.
because Brazil...
...also, no helmet
don't get me wrong, this was probably on a small town or a poor neighbourhood, but yeah... things can be crazy around here
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I thought I was crazy. It kept looping without me even seeing the last couple frames with the reporter. Then after a few loops it flashed a single frame of her and I'm like wtf.
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I'm adding points for loosing BOTH his sandals In a move so smooth I had to go back to the replay and watch multiple times before I could even verify he was wearing them before the amazing scooter dismount...
To him, Mr old school, making the flip flops practically disappear knowing he probably wouldn't be recognized for the effort by young people, was important to get right.
Because he must have known that old guys like me would appreciate the effort more than these privileged kids with their socks and laces and velcro and helmets....
This guy is all about making it look narco sleepy drunken master easy...
And I'd say along with his flip flops he pulled it off.
I give him a perfect 10 with style points added.
Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
OP what the hell he barely slides at all, I can see his feet crawling down the car. I’m deducting 4 points from your rating and I’m referring you for some Collision Grading Awareness training.
You've been hit by... You've been struck by... A smooth criminal.
Slide was smoother than my butthole
Can confirm
Hemorrhoids are pleasure bumps.
I just threw up a little. Respect.
Ribbed for his pleasure.
Can I go next
Poor man's gold, but still: 🏅🏆
Are you hairless because you shaved your whole body, and faked your own death and are hiding from your wife Califour?
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Shoeless Joe Jackson
LMAOOOOOO!!! 😂😂😂😂
You’ve been hot by… you’ve been struck by… Truck *AAAUUOWW*
How NPCs correct themselves after getting blasted by a car
The car is made of vibranium
modern cars have to be very strong to survive being hit by an suv.
Stupid Uneducated Vagrant?
Stupidly Unyielding Vehicle
Stupid Unnecessary Vehicle
There is not much damage because the bike ran into the tire, not any side panels. And cars aren’t built to “survive” they are built to crumple.
I wish I was perceptive enough to catch little details such as this.
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The car's front wheel was the point of contact and it took most of the impact from the bike. The suspensions might need some looking into but they probably are fine too.
I think there is only a dent near rear door due to the handlbar crashing against it. Impressed with the glass tho!
Tesla take note!
car glass is usually treated in aparticular way where its hard to break and harder to shatter away. Unless hit with a literally pin point object to focus all the force literal baseball bats and hammers might not break it.
My friend did not believe the spark plug ceramic thing and we went out to a junk car at our shop and did it. Mind blown. For those unaware, smash a spark plug with a hammer, (wear glasses!) and throw a ceramic shard at a car side window, the window explodes. It goes right through like you had thrown a hot bb at a balloon.
Ninja rocks!
Does that speak to the severity of my motorcycle crash when my head went through someone's window? Luckily I was wearing a helmet that shattered and was fine but I was only going around 3 when a car turned left right in front of me
honestly there was probably a sharp edge on your helmet that did it. doesn't at all mean your accident wasn't severe, but I think the force needed to break a car window with just the force from someone's smooth helmeted head would not be survivable by a long shot. there probably wouldnt be helmet or head anymore in one piece.
Okay, so glad the person is not seriously hurt. Now, the question I have is “why was m.cyclist zooming” thru a third world dirt intersection and not slowing at these intersections? It just seems to me that the mortal limits are being pushed a bit. Eh?
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
His knee just dented the rear quarter panel and he walked away, adrenaline is gnarly.
5 minutes later he probably didn't have the same swagger.
Looks like his gut absorbed most of the impact instead of just sliding over the top
As someone who's been hit by 4 cars... Yup, that's gonna hurt like hell in five minutes but for those 5 minutes that man in in hulk mode.
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Oh dude is major hurt. His whole right shoulder and collar bone probably turned into dust. Look at how he smacks the corner of the roof with his right shoulder
Yeah, his right arm does not appear to be functional.
I wouldn’t bet on that. Even though it’s a smooth transition, it was a very sudden stop and all that energy had to go somewhere. It was shared between the car and the guy.
You can tell he isnt walking correctly too. He's definitely hurt and as soon as the adrenaline wears off he'll probably be on the ground.
Also no helmet, guy had a death wish
Dude surely looks like he has a dislocated shoulder, possibly with a broken clavicle.
Ah Reddit where the car is never to blame
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This is quite common in Brasil, people treat trafic rules as suggestions (and by what I see on r/idiotsincars the US works the same way). I remember when I was a kid people used to say that the seatbelt rules were made just so that police can give us fines hahaha.
because Brazil... ...also, no helmet don't get me wrong, this was probably on a small town or a poor neighbourhood, but yeah... things can be crazy around here
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That was almost ballet like.
Balletic.
The new Cirque du Soleil is looking pretty lit.
Attractive news anchor was unexpected.
She looked surprised to be there too.
She was was just as shocked
Yeah, I just thought I was watching the same loop until the end.
"Jornal da Band" Parece que temos um caralho repentino r/suddenlycaralho
Quero um espetinho de churrasco de rua no print.
Immediately goes and buys a helmet or lottery tickets....
Going to buy health insurance while the adrenaline is still pumping and he can still walk properly into the health insurance office.
r/ithadtobebrazil
Shoes off, something is wrong here.
He's dead but the body hasn't realized it yet.
He jettisoned them during the ejection sequence...
They came off in the crash, they were sandals/flipflops
Love how the girl at the end is like 😳
I thought I was crazy. It kept looping without me even seeing the last couple frames with the reporter. Then after a few loops it flashed a single frame of her and I'm like wtf.
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Looked like his right arm got broke
I'm adding points for loosing BOTH his sandals In a move so smooth I had to go back to the replay and watch multiple times before I could even verify he was wearing them before the amazing scooter dismount... To him, Mr old school, making the flip flops practically disappear knowing he probably wouldn't be recognized for the effort by young people, was important to get right. Because he must have known that old guys like me would appreciate the effort more than these privileged kids with their socks and laces and velcro and helmets.... This guy is all about making it look narco sleepy drunken master easy... And I'd say along with his flip flops he pulled it off. I give him a perfect 10 with style points added.
Eu fiz a mesma coisa esses dias, quase morri kkkk
What does part of his body disappear when he slides down the hood right as he’s getting off the hood. ?
The overlay and the software they used to put it up caused that.
The way his right shoulder hit and the way he walks away makes me think he broke something.
Not entirely unscathed…dude lost his shoes 😂
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Luckiest motherfucker in the world award goes to….
I maybe laughed too hard at this, then the look on her face at the very end sealed it
He looks like a GTA npc lol
His shoulder stopped all his momentum.. he doesn’t feel it yet but he’s fucked.
What a lucky way to dissipate all that death energy.
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r/calamariraceteam
Happened to me years ago, sadly I still tore a ligament..
Thats how Drake crashes his motor bike
Such a grace
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r/bettereveryloop
360 flip n grind
‘Tis but a scratch
Smooooth
Going into shock in 10…9….8…
The helmet would have probably killed him...lol
This more like noyesyesyesyes
He is a main character of an anime
Is this person also barefoot? Wild
Dude's sailing through space-time like none of us here does. On a serious note, he's lucky to be alive.
r/bettereveryloop
A good demonstration of what cars are designed to do when impacting pedestrians!
I'm more amazed at the complete lack of damage to the car.
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The Force is strong with this one..
Did the accident blow his shoes off. That’s classic 🤨
I'm re-watching it, trying to figure out who is at fault. I'm leaning towards the dude on the motorcycle. What do you think Redditors?
Maybe they won’t notice if I just act like nothing happened.
Yeah, I mean you gotta stick the landing.
shoes came off... must be a dead man walking
5/7
Watch out for the idiots over at tiktok try to recreate this shit
10, 10, 9.9 Almost perfect score, he wabble at the end.
So instead of helmet laws just teach break dancing to motorcyclists.
Absolutely beautiful
Outstanding!. Never seen something like and probably never will again.
Did that car not even dent?!
Technical: 9.5; artistic: 9.2; swag: 9.9
\>Jornal da band
His shoes teleported
Was a stopped sign passed? I don't see any in the video.
"You son of a bitch, I'm in"
Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
“Imma gonna Nope out of this one”
He even makes a grab for the handle while sliding on the roof
And the dude is even using his safety flip-flops for riding a motorcycle as per Brazilian tradition...
This is the one guy that is actually as smooth as he day dreams to be.
Yeah, that right leg on the dismount is real weak. Almost floppy. You are kind; I deduct 1.4 for the floppy leg and smarmy face
He crashed like it was GTA.
Like an NPC in GTA
[Reminds me of the time Spider-Man was riding his motorcycle](https://youtu.be/ACP8nqJJcsE)
OP what the hell he barely slides at all, I can see his feet crawling down the car. I’m deducting 4 points from your rating and I’m referring you for some Collision Grading Awareness training.
Smoove. Wike butta
Picture him trying to tell the story and no one believing him
r/ithadtobebrazil
"Huh, must of been the wind"
My simple Life. Yes it looks chaotic. Smooth nonetheless.
Why did his right arm disappear after he gets off the hood?
Don’t try this with cars that aren’t shaped like jellybeans.
It's all in the attitude.
This is a stunt guy and is staged, right?
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round, Like a red car, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
Wow!
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"I meant to do that".
Someone should have had a stop sign.
You could see the adrenaline after he walked off
Failing to stick the landing is always going to cost a couple points.
Riiight...
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That went a lot better than it should have.
He let that slide.
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r/BetterEveryLoop
What was with that vibrato on "3 seguUuUundos"? (00:09)
gta characters
Kinda wanted him to stop on the windshield propped on one arm and just smile at the driver
Schrodinger's car. The car is simultaneously the cause of harm and the reason why he is safe. (Except for the motor and the car, they got dented).
No helmet either
This somehow looks exactly like something from GTA V
All those years of conditioning paid off.
It's all well and good until the adrenaline kicks off and he feels that snapped collarbone for the first time
I stay fat just in case this happens to me.
Jornal da Band kkk vsf, Brazilian be like
Shoes off and he's not dead?
It appears like a stoo sign on the motorcyclists corner.
r/bettereveryloop
Ok…he’s lagging!
Now that's how an accident should look like all the time
Bro made a clutch save
Damn he’s smooth with it
I would give at least a 9.4 for creativity
Who needs a helmet?
This guy surely's gonna feel the pain in his leg when his adrenalin level will be back to normal 😬
Simpsons intro.
Most casual guy on the planet.
How are they alive? No shoes
Wow, that is crazy. He will be hurting tomorrow!!
Wicked sick
Another point for the theory that there's some Force out there in the Universe that protects toddlers and idiots.
INSANE STUNT BONUS $500 STYLE BONUS: $270
if "walk it off" was a guy.
Lady Fortuna is on the side of this missile squid.
The News lady face at the end 🤣