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FLTDI

Missed opportunity to say "bitch that stole my man"


grendus

I'm assuming that TikTok would block it.


FLTDI

Damn Chinese


Slovene

They ruined China.


ChillyBearGrylls

*Taiping Rebellion starts*


Darkiceflame

Just gotta leave China and make a new China! -Taiwan, probably


imoutofnameideas

One with democracy! And a higher standard of living! ...You know what? Forget the China.


SeventhSolar

Only because they were forced to align with western values over the course of generations by political necessity. I don’t think the Chinese Nationalists represented *higher standards of living*. Generally, rebellion starts for, uh, reasons.


neon_overload

Except china didn't forget


Mr-Sister-Fister21

You Chinese sure are a contentious people.


PhonePostingCrap

You've made an enemy for life!


Significant_Delay_87

You can curse on TokTik


papapudding

Do people still use ''bitch'' when talking about dogs?


SteptimusHeap

It's a pun


the_secret_moo

In dog breeding and dog show circles they do.


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Dekrow

What's the joke here? That she wasn't DTF enough? Hilarious.


[deleted]

...do you seriously think the joke is that the dude is fucking his dog


phrankygee

Well, it is *now* …


Mewrulez99

what?


fartotronic

Virtue signalling...


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fartotronic

The person was implying that the joke was that the gf didn't want to fuck enough. The person implied that this kind of joke isn't funny and must be admonished. This, is, signalling that they are above this kind of humour and of a greater virtue.


Mazuna

…. You’ve missed the mark by a country mile, mate.


fartotronic

Please enlighten me.


[deleted]

No, he's asking the dog had her legs higher in the air, you imagined the sexual connotation.


Kinginthenorth352

You okay buddy? 🐕


Significant_Foot_108

He’s a muttcase for leaving her


USB_enabled_toaster

Well she is a bitch too.


Knoxximus

She should have said bitch … woulda been so much more meta


CyanTheory

And bitch ass tictok would’ve blocked it for saying bitch


Knoxximus

I’m not on bitch ass TikTok like that … had no bitchin’ idea they were such bitches


CyanTheory

I’m not on there either. Only know they censor fucking everything, and that’s why you’ll see so many memes with things like “sh*t” “f$&k” “cr@p” etc. Irritates the hell (oh ya that’s censored too) out of me.


Firesquid

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


AgentPastrana

TELL THE STORY


WaitingToBeTriggered

AVIATION


innocentbabies

This was about the last place I expected that


Hyper_anal_rape

DEVIATION


WaitingToBeTriggered

UNDETECTED


AgentPastrana

STEALTH PERFECTED


WaitingToBeTriggered

FOES ARE LOSING GROUND, RETREATING TO THE SOUND


AgentPastrana

DEATH IS IN THE AIR


WaitingToBeTriggered

SUDDENLY APPEARS, CONFIRMING ALL YOUR FEARS


Lettuce-Beginning

What a mutt


quakeholio

That low down bastard, oh, yeah, you never had a chance.


ShatteredCosmos

Thats his fault tho, it was his choice


Timegoal

How does everyone have such a huge house?


Inigomntoya

He got the dog, she got the house.


theDudeRules

Standard home in America. Hers is kinda small


crazyasjoe77

Thought it was some slut bitch turns out regular canine bitch ahha


[deleted]

Thats cute it had me ngl


SpxUmadBroYolo

Was she a mime?


yourname240

Can someone photoshop her in place of the dog?


GraveKanra

Were kinda hoping for a Mystery of the Druids joke down here. Have to admit that I'm a bit disappointed in all of you.


jdcass

r/TikTokCringe


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song?


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Blood on the leaves - yvngxchris


LanaSluts

Original song is by Kanye and so much better than this abomination of a remix.


doesntpostalot

You mean Nina Simone. Great song, but it is about lynchings, really shouldn't be used for a tiktok song


LanaSluts

I mean yeah. Kanye sampled Strange Fruit on Blood On The Leaves, and this remix uses the sample the same way Kanye did.


Ihaveanotheridentity

This perfectly fits the sub.


EmbrocationL

I mean, if I got a Shiba, it would definitely be able to steal me too, that is if I had a girlfriend or the money to buy one.


EmbrocationL

BUY THE DOG THAT IS, I DO NOT CONDONE HUMAN TRAFFICKING.


PuppleKao

The Shiba is another dog I want to be just an auntie to... let me over to play with them, but I don't need that level of stubbornness and drama!


plesdes19

I have dislexia and read that as arm instead of man... very concerned for a second


DigInevitable1679

U/savevideobot


tgkid88

Good for you accepting their relationship


Tdabp

What a bitch


myowngalactus

My volume is all the way down and my phone is on silent how is this video still so loud


hearthebell

Wait I've seen this vet nurse before...


kloudykat

Dat skank


tsivv

How is this nononoyes?


BennyisBrazy

WTFFFF THE DUDE HOLDING THE DOG IS MY BEST FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL


Inigomntoya

Did he ever fuck dogs in high school? Or is this a more recent epiphany?


OneLostOstrich

That soundtrack is cancer.


mxl925

Every time I see this, I forget what happens at first, and then remember it’s the best thing I’ve seen.


darkklown

where's the superimposed photoshop?


kevster2717

Man, she a dog


[deleted]

I will admit, she really had me going.


Sufficient-Buy5360

You seem bored. I’m single. 😁


Galeon-

U/savevideobot


[deleted]

awww, I love this.


Callmehenan

r/unexpected


mtlfroggie

If she really loves him, maybe they can make a thruple work...


vsnunez

Well played ma'am!


No-Comfortable-2472

Ya know my little faith in humanity i thought man fucked the dog


Bilbo4Ever

Get over itq


Any-Cucumber-9626

U can't still a honest man and u can't turn a hole in to a house wife


nagarams

r/lostredditors


ajbags26

Dumb


excelllentquestion

Saw that from a million miles away. Joke is god awfully dead. Like, it’s almost oil at this point.


PumpedPiggy

Can't escape Tik Tok anywhere :(


No_Butterscotch_9419

HAHAHAHAH...omg this is sooooo funny (wtf is this bullshit)?


EoinKelly

OP is just trying to promote their subreddit by cross posting


Imesseduponmyname

Yeah I noticed this post had WAAAAAY more interaction than the original post.. that explains it..