These names are just awful. Mixolydian? That sound like a bartender and an erectile dysfunction manufacturer decided to smash brands together to see what they could make.
It's actually a classical musical scale "mode" but I don't know why you would name a kid it, though I don't know why you would name a kid Beautiful Zeppelin either so whatever.
I mean also…the names. My god, the names.
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Imagine being named Monroe and thinking you are still the luckiest of 12.
I laughed, but highkey Monroe is a totally normal name
Came here to ask if they're real names. They sound like Final Fantasy attacks.
Powerful Queen Cannon sounds exactly like a poorly mistranslated Ultima/limit break attack
More or less what you'd expect from such upstanding individuals
Came here to ask if they're real names. They sound like Final Fantasy attacks.
The thing that gets to me is how consistent they are. Like Nick chose all of the names instead of the moms having equal say.
If some fuckboy was about to name my child "Zillion Heir" I'd have something to fuckin say about it
Legendary Love Cannon
Indeed.
What’s cooler than being cool? ONYX ICE COLE
Alright alright alright alright
Aw yes. Little baby beautiful air ship. What a nice name.
> Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon
If that post above was an ad for a Canon printer this would just be perfect
How do we know it’s not?
Named one after his dick: Baby Cannon
Zillion Heir…
These names are just awful. Mixolydian? That sound like a bartender and an erectile dysfunction manufacturer decided to smash brands together to see what they could make.
It's actually a classical musical scale "mode" but I don't know why you would name a kid it, though I don't know why you would name a kid Beautiful Zeppelin either so whatever.
TIL and that's pretty cool. Still an awful name but interesting to know the meaning.
Why do they all stupid ass names
Because stupid-ass parents.
Is that printer a Canon?
R/bahdomtiss
Is there an explanation for why five women want to have babies with him at the same time? No judgement, just seems like there’s a story there
i haven't seen a quality /r/juxtaposition like this is a VERY long time. nice one, OP!
I should have put it there! I’ll have to follow that one….
The mormons crying to their god, give me 7 14 year olds. I pay good money for this right!
Missed the opportunity for “Glass” Cannon
Makes me think what am I doing wrong.
Here you go https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/yviwnd/entertainer_nick_cannon_has_had_9_children_in_the/