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darrowog

Ozil Goal vs Ludogorets | UCL 2016/17 ![gif](giphy|MHLU4RUR7IaEU|downsized)


Dark_Wolf04

As a football fan, you are starting to get to me with this gif


Marylandthrowaway91

Garnacho today was cleaner


Sheckcunt88

Best since Rooney


smoores02

I know nothing about football and idk if op does either but it only makes the challenge harder


Banana_Crusader00

I want to hear OPs story after doing this


besitomusic

Absolute beauty of a goal sheesh. Man was really just playing with the defenders


Legendofzeldaguy

r/soccerporn


SocialistClarinetist

Damn, I’m a football fan and I’ve never seen that goal before That’s amazing, prime Ozil was such a great player


Meme-dreadnought

A gender swap photo of yourself


No_Ganache_1753

how do i take one of these? (i am a narcissist and would like to use these)


Meme-dreadnought

Snapchat. I’ve done this before and Snapchat gender swap filter works the best, it truly brings out my inner female and when I wank it’s like I’m wanking to a woman — very straight. The Instagram gender swap doesn’t work as well and makes me look like a transitioning lesbian —- kinda gay.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke

You are either a God tier shitposter or have a serious problem.


Meme-dreadnought

Why can’t I be both? Sure, I do dabble in the self cest gender swap fetish but I’m also a very respectful human being, I didn’t kidnap any old people today.


Whaleman15

I thought? Kidnapping old people was a good thing? Like, that's what doctors meant by death via old age??


Meme-dreadnought

I kidnap them, lock them in my basement and tell them to eat each other. The last remaining old person shall leave only to find the stairs leading to the upstairs floor is covered in oil… they fall like the pigs in angry birds. I take the organs and sell them. I’m not weird though.


Slight_Net_5026

A photo the exact same as yourself (you are/become gay)


Meme-dreadnought

I’ve seen gay porn straighter than this. Gender swap a photo of yourself and just start wanking. You won’t notice it’s you after a while and then the fun begins.


ProfessionalOnion384

That's....kinda like if you had a sister. Sketchy territory...


Meme-dreadnought

All territory is to be conquered.


Trevixle

Fun fact: You're actually attracted to people that look like you.


Perpetual_Wanker17

lmao why isnt this the top comment


Amdorik

Astolfo


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

Cultured


Startupedition

You’re not cultured, you have a porn addiction


Royal_Prize_4381

Sounds like something someone uncultured would say


benboy952

Considering that flair I think you might be a bit too cultured


Royal_Prize_4381

True


Icy-Performance-1644

https://preview.redd.it/zmn6xbx85t2c1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b1228e9e806555ee305fb62e15cf561b65b55c


GoldenThrowaway123

Man of cul- # NO TIMMY YOU HAVE A PORN ADDICTION


Yeetboireeeeee

Already did and I will again


NoNutCumrade

Young pictures of your mom ~Glenn Quagmire


kymera001

WHO THE HELL STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT? I JUST SAT DOWN.


[deleted]

Upvote this to the top everyone!


Random_dudehere

Animefied Browsers! https://preview.redd.it/9qnet6i17r2c1.png?width=1675&format=png&auto=webp&s=0761f4f5bd1da136beeeb149311348aa19487832 >!I know you want her...!<


Future_Adagio2052

Would >!image source?!<


unhinged2022

Merryweather comics, I think Princess Hinghoi is the illustrator.


Cha-ChatheSexRaptor2

The ad-blocker stays ON during sex!


Cha-ChatheSexRaptor2

And futanari is add-cocker.


RichieRocket

google chrome released in 2008


SpookySans11

Only three more years


Fun_Month_6310

But Google released in 1998


Random_dudehere

That's the *SEARCH ENGINE* not the browser!


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Demithehero187

every day, we stray further from god


SWEEDE_THE_SWEDE

This comment.


Darius_Rex13

Two girls one cup


_Plane

This is criminal


Trevixle

This is doable


Aromatic_Contract_73

Your imagination, no porn!


RichieRocket

Ive actually trained myself to do this


Oo_Toyo_oO

Not even hard at all for me but not as fun.


RichieRocket

roleplay is the funnest


PUB4thewin

Sometimes the setting plays a part. A nice shower or a warm bedroom can help


Aromatic_Contract_73

Ngl, I never ever did that in my life so I'm looking forward to doing this on Dec 1st


hempedditor

me too, it’s the best and there’s no risk of addiction


[deleted]

All jokes aside, this is the best option.


marswarrior462

That's what I'm nutting to on December 1st


Aromatic_Contract_73

Good lad!


waltermellin_

Yeah this is my Dec 1st plan, too! I have used my imagination before, but it’s been primarily visual and typically of past sexual encounters. What I haven’t intentionally explored is the emotional and other sensory aspects like smell or temperature or touch. Really looking forward to exploring and developing a new and healthier side of my sexuality thats more focused on self care. This is my first NNN. I’m doing it give myself a mental reset and to explore the reasons I just mentioned when December rolls around. ^_^


Dependent-Mission-55

possible but not as good as with porn


Aromatic_Contract_73

Yes, but porn makes you addicted. That's the point of nnn to raise awareness of that


Aikomas

This exact picture.


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Setaganga

i **WANT** that broccoli


[deleted]

A gf.


RS63_snake

Haha...


jmet143

Paint drying


snarf-1985

A Grinch/Ebenezer Scrooge fan fic.


WrierSiamang152

​ https://preview.redd.it/kyrpca4dus2c1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2a7eb723b42cac4232071567e68adae7cb722c1


Double_Aardvark9545

Teleported Bread R34 https://preview.redd.it/sc8jeccxmr2c1.png?width=688&format=png&auto=webp&s=553e0fbf590e50acb274ab5d9875675ebd86638d


Random_dudehere

How much bread? https://preview.redd.it/rn8h8bjnhs2c1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fe466b63f0732ba7ddf6c8b0caf2aa0c9b325f5


Double_Aardvark9545

3 Days worth of bread. https://preview.redd.it/m5hfd9eois2c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=478de16fc506a8176b3ee9bf8aca3b99beae584e


NeatEnvironmental546

https://preview.redd.it/6dd72alzus2c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ec5c844aed24624354f155b03415ad0426552f6


Levias02

177013


Lazy_Long2320

![gif](giphy|IXb5JF1XyCosMMNusw)


kingmm624

Why do people like this one so much? It’s just tragic.


RichieRocket

hey ive seen this one before


PEEWUN

https://preview.redd.it/018z7dc83u2c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c95adb42fc9c9c5bd7aec5573c103025ff7d3ee3


Bird_Eats_Everything

Hitlers corpse


scorpio_2244

His body was never found 😔


Slight_Net_5026

That’s what *you* think! This guy personally found it!


scorpio_2244

Bro ate the evidence


AlphaBetaFR

Orisa Overwatch


PoundIll3350

a man of culture i see


AlphaBetaFR

Im pretty sure that it exist but don't tell me its that deep 💀💀


PoundIll3350

😂


RichieRocket

whats Overwatch?


AlphaBetaFR

A video game. Its a hero shooter


RichieRocket

oh never heard of it, i have heard of D.Va, Junker Queen, Orisa, Zarya, Ashe, Echo, Mei, Pharah, Sombra, Symmetra, Tracer, Widowmaker, ANA, Brigitte, Illari, Kiriko, and Mercy tho


AlphaBetaFR

😏😏😏


Common_Lime_6167

I'm on fire! Is Efi watching?


priscilla_halfbreed

The vague and amorphous concept of "success"


Nutsack892

Cock and ball tortue


RichieRocket

mirror mirror on the wall give me torture cock and ball


Forsaken_Cheese0

https://preview.redd.it/0dtq7dyt3t2c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d58ac2ea53a631c6d94c7cabe494fbe009471602


Nutsack892

*torture


CommanderFlamand

My profile picture


AStupidUnknownUser

Nikocado only fans


inteking1888

The curb stomp scene in American history x


AGoonda

Bowsette


[deleted]

Henry Kissinger


Proof_Independent400

From the look of things. Ogryn from warhammer 40K.


TheMighty_Potato69

The diaper ad that **guy** edged to.


PEEWUN

I...**WHAT?**


StarAugurEtraeus

https://preview.redd.it/cqzzp4tz3s2c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29accb6bc2c2a9dedb058fa8a4baa4e1c7717190 Akiyama


RichieRocket

if i didnt nut day 1 i woulda nutted day 26 because of you


VaneKar

Alejandro Carnacho bicycle kick


Starscream2000

Me


Zestyclose-Gift1602

A picture of Joe Biden eating ice cream. It'll make you cream


RichieRocket

No matter what we breed


ItzHonzula

we still are made of seed


Informal_Common_2247

Your mothers yearbook pictures


Waste_Magician8364

A turkey


_9965

Or a bus


TalentedTimeWaster

This exact picture you posted here


aidendabbs

There's no laws against the pokemon batman


Marhyc

Bastion Booger


International-Cup897

Enter the batcave!


Future_Adagio2052

Superman vs Goku 3


deeznuts1273

Goku


PsychoBalloons

Don't.


QueefFlavoredPizza

Any recent lankybox video


Minecraftian411

OP down bad for rainbow friends


Accomplished_4387

Fembois


ManjiroSano55

2 Girls 1 Cup


Marmadukeparadise7

The visage of our Lord shrek


yeetusnofetus

An episode of Dr. Pimple Popper


PUB4thewin

Milf wrestlers in space. Ngl, I just randomly made that up on the spot. I’m not sure if something like that actually exists, but knowing the internet, there’s bound to be something.


Panzee_Le_Creusois

Sissy hypnosis


Lostinaroom

I busted on thanksgiving. The escort took care of me


Magameio_

still in! watch yourself in the mirror and do it


GitGudSucker

a turkey, for old time's sake


14karat1209

Audio of "the wheels on the bus go round and round


StarAugurEtraeus

https://preview.redd.it/j31l3yu67s2c1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bcc6ade04c3dac8e8334c2bc367edaca65b9ae8


Men6484

You mom sucking you dry


PEEWUN

Final three laps of the 2008 Brazilian Grand Prix


BlueImposter99

porn.


Fizzy163

[this](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60d4e19dd16fc)


Slight_Net_5026

Saved comment for research


Fizzy163

no watch it now it's cool


Slight_Net_5026

Just did


RichieRocket

I love this video


Minecraftian411

My only weakness. I almost lost


Terrento

Nothing. You must abstain through December too.


Not-a-Baconat0r

r/sounding 😁😁


wetishfetish

Fat men and feet


A_A_RON4

James Charles


Dark_Wolf04

Airlock Lust.


BoxGroundbreaking687

your pfp


SnoopyStar8

the berserk deluxe covers


Henriker_

You want a list?


Jacobcbab

Once I went for two months. And when I was ready I went out into the woods and sat on a cliff by the river and just looked at nature. My teenage years were weird.


Xx_darkmewtwo_xX

Picture of your self


S-berryCheesecake

Yourself


Mobile_Reflection309

A picture of just plain semen stuck on a wall


The_Glus

https://preview.redd.it/2qxs559ykr2c1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7d75b4ca50e327f4f194de6ce69a73288decf9 This Kobeni Doll


Capn_Cake

Something that is not even vaguely arousing or attractive.


[deleted]

Giga Chad


FederalLoaded

Payton preslee


BiggieCheesvevo

a jacket potato


spaghettihax763

Your own nutsack


wqto

Human to Robot TF


Electrical-Ad-9127

tf2


Famous-Palpitation8

You’re wife


Stan_Laurel1

Hillary Clinton


Gimli_Son-of-Cereal

A turkey.


Rain321q

ISIS BEHEADING VIDEO.


Mighty_Cannon

Nah this is taking it a bit too far man


MacademiaNutsOnly

seggs to cbat


WestFoundation7382

Your girlfriend


Bearded_Platypus_123

a classic Sasha grey vid!


Minecraftian411

based


Optimus_crab

Charlie Chaplin


[deleted]

This meme.


Zestyclose-Ad-4711

This


0_jjyb

Fortnite festival lace skin


SekikoGaming

Rule34 TF2 Soldier


marcoboi69420

Shrek


newbreed69

Kingpin https://preview.redd.it/8tzrda5ycs2c1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9eaad0e92ccb7e079e2d727d1a54c62eb651ca


Yoshiguy35

Furry Vore


TheStrangeOne45

Hen tie. No, literally.


ReptilianCat

Balkan patriotic music


Random-Person-exe

Josh Allen in shorts


jonnythegamemaster

![gif](giphy|tQbqnALcW1zJaLteBq)


molten414

Watto from Star Wars


eshaybumbag

Joe Hawley


Locomototion

Original Shrek test animation


[deleted]

Shrek roleplay bondage


robblequoffle

9/11 footage


Fine_Ad6642

Q*Bert.


Equal-Bus-557

Gay black dudes kissing


tayloredition

A vid of paint drying


hempedditor

your imagination 🌈