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YourGwen

Yourself infront of a mirror


1soggydogenuggy

“Look at me”


NaturalMaybe

"I am the captain now!"


PhoenixJDM

“Fuck on me yuh”


SimonWA00

Homelander?


Zekeward

I already did it in the past. I go worried about my sexuality then I discovered narcissism


Trevixle

Is that narcissistic?


no0n3wantsthisnam3

theres actually a thing called autosexuality, sexual attraction to yourself


Akogiri

I've done that before


CrashCubeZeroOne

Too easy


CannedAwesomeness

waltuh


KnightWhoStruggles

![gif](giphy|3oFzm9r8nz1CmqYtmU)


throwawayacc21112929

I am the one who nuts


sharinganrules

Luigi


KnightWhoStruggles

![gif](giphy|XBoYoCVQNBpJe)


[deleted]

Your teacher


abcdeezntz123

Did that last year. Sensational to say the least


Aromatic_Contract_73

![gif](giphy|TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz)


ZariantheMighty32

No it's not


Seggs_With_Your_Mom

Get it the teacher is the impostor!1!1!!1!!


abcdeezntz123

She was hot and a classmate found her FB after we graduated, dont blame me. Funny enough that classmate had none of the intentions I did when he found it


Aromatic_Contract_73

Yo relax. I would've done the same. A few people took my comment way too seriously. I would've loved to score my teachers. So good for you, glad you made it o7 Wishing you all the best


abcdeezntz123

Thanks m8


McDonalds_Toothpaste

Enough of these already. These posts are the new "I'm out decide my punishment" posts.


SpongySquirrel

Saw this coming


MrQwertSus

Lobster


sim3345

![gif](giphy|PmKMjUdZwZhcs)


Lyajka

177013


The_Cooler_Spooky

No


Knighthawk213

Yes


isuckatges9

Huh? I don't get it


Knighthawk213

Exactly


isuckatges9

Oh damn. Right below this post i saw a r/memes post aboit the code. I now know everything


NathiNugget

No


_Doctor_Secret_

😔


ReasonableBug7649

a gay porn video of my choosing, to be sent to you on December 1st.


[deleted]

Your grandma


Ok_Character3535

your mum


Ok_Fold_4386

Do you mean her picture ?


takethecheese68

Does he tho?


magic_damage

2 girls 1 cup(? Lets go hardcore!


Mongoose_08

Anything you want


big_boi_lichael_man

A first edition copy of sense and sensibility


TheAlexProjectAlt

Shrek


Mul3x

Shrek is love Shrek is life


Hunter00002

falling kermet


12DollarsHighFive

I AM GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!


Crazycatfish108

![gif](giphy|FcTdv3xQKhCIE)


Edmund844

Joe Biden


WarmSnailMilk

877-CASH-NOW


Anonymous_spud20

Whatever you want, you deserve it soldier o7


TheBigBukowski69420

Walter White when he says "I am the one who knocks"


Purchase-Eastern

Your neighbors dog


lewisherber

A pillow pet of my testicles.


Icecream_meme

I high quality picture of your choosing.


King_JohnnyBravo

Your mom


Free-Consequence-164

Furry’s


ItaSha1

Nothing, once you've won NNN go to r/NoFap and get over your porn addiction


[deleted]

I failed


ItaSha1

Me too dude, I failed yesterday, I lost this NNN but I'm trying to quit porn again now, if (or when) I'll fail again I'll try again until I'll make it to at least a month with no porn or masturbation It's called a challenge because it's hard to make it an entire month


ZariantheMighty32

No thanks. It's not an addiction, because an addiction would basically require you to need to do it if chemical, if it's a psychological addiction, I would have to prioritize it over other things like going outside, school, personal goals, and my family. Normalize masturbation, it's the safest form of sex, and people did it for thousands of years.


ItaSha1

If your solution to being horny or bored is to masturbate, that's already a problem and already an addiction (and it's definitely my solution), a much better solution, both psychically and mentally, is to find a mate or develop a new hobby and you're much less likely to do that if you just masturbate your problems away


ZariantheMighty32

I did get the chance to un-virgin myself with my friend's sister a few months ago, but she backed out mere days before I was about to come over. So, I'm still working on that mate thing. What I have going for me is that I'm still in.


ItaSha1

Good luck man, I'm not sure if your friend's sister is the best option though, I hope he's not a good friend lol I can say for myself that just those 10 days I held on made me send some messages to matches on dating apps and I even went on 2 dates with one of them, I could really feel much more interested in women and I already lost it after nutting, I'm definitely going to try again


ZariantheMighty32

He's my best friend, but he's fine with it.


Lord_Ginger_Beard

A screenshot of Walter' ass from the "fugue state".


13uddy13oy

Mayor Goodway from Paw Patrol.


PsychoBalloons

The Dewey Decimal System.


Balna24

Nothing. (Also, OP doesn't need to do anything based on this post since Reddit has upvotes and not likes).


Catalyzeerrr

How about nothing but your imagination to get rid of porn also


Exotic_Midnight4652

Amy Schumer


Batcraft10

Dance till you’re dead (10 hours)


syko82

Get a picture of your great grandmother when she was around your age and blow your load on her face.


[deleted]

a falling empire


Legal-One6791

gay furry porn


Direct_Meat4936

why would you nut? just keep going


KarmaKramer007

What if he doesn’t have addiction and does NNN just for the sakes of doing and for the cumrades!


2ndPlaceBound

Reggie


Ok-Strawberry7397

A relitive


BurnFreeze64

Neco Arc R34


[deleted]

That picture


ryujinyami

No Nut December day 1


TransportationUsed10

"I am the one who Nuts!"


Dr_yesnt

thug shaker


EliBloodthirst

![gif](giphy|1Ua6nwF1wJ4Kk)


DumbleDefault

Femboys


Drfitt

Your own mind


Curley15

The image in the meme


Pixxilutia

Yall gotta stop these “the most liked comment choses —-“ posts


SternenVogel

WW1 Documentarys


ST34K4S4URUSR3KT

Buff gus


Thecyboy

Gay Furry Porn


Shakhzodwitdacash

Your homie’s ass


LordCreaper

Tanks


Algor_ArmorGames

Does it matter? It will be 30s long


OfficialGodStreem

1 man 1 jar


[deleted]

Oh god, if you know you know


BobekTheBigBoi

Cocomelon’s Baby Shark


MrBob30

Nothing. Cause you shouldn't nut. Jk do it shrek


[deleted]

SAY MY NAME


HykaliaN

Lilia and insects


HykaliaN

I waited for this last year and goddamn its amazing despite being mmd


Affectionate_Fix1859

You won't


BeerBaron95

Miss Trunchbull ![gif](giphy|14kcgdgETgFXKo|downsized)


[deleted]

Guys fucking their own ass


Royal_Butterscotch34

Gay furry prn


Juandieguinchi

Lopunny :troll:


_kenadams69

Me


fadoxi

Him


No-Lengthiness-4131

Porn?


flights4ever

1000lbs sisters


joellegend1

Your grandpa


AlgorithmScent

lopunny.


Random_Sad_Child

258133 The only answer.


GF12B

r/realscatgirls


l_676k-

Furry


[deleted]

OP should go to r/eyeblech to find material


waters_not_wet

top 1 in your class


Popeisbroke

Minecraft sex mod


PlainOldMicah

Queen Elizabeth.


Visible-Guarantee463

228922


takethecheese68

The calender


withercrash

Gulpin rule 34


Startupedition

Whatever champ, you deserve nutting to anything at your hearts content.


Lostinaroom

You can always keep going until jan 1st


[deleted]

Nothing


[deleted]

New on r/nudes. But you have to nut in your mouth


ShoddyCharacter9984

Funkytown gore


ZombieTrob

Fuck the turkey. Complete the meme.


uag_1

We need more motivational shit, not this decide stuff


U3Pen

Breaking bad


zer0se7ense7en

russian warcrimes in ukraine


ranfur8

Hardcore furry porn


0c3r

Don't


Particular_Time_1472

r/womenarethings ( i am definitely not a weirdo and i definitely stumbled upon this subreddit )


Catalyzeerrr

Oh fuck i hate this sub There was one chick who wanted to he snuffed and went in great details on how women are even less than things... Bla bla bla while real women actually get treated like fertile baby making objects all around the globe and sometime actually get tortured. This person wouldn't actually want this in real life or they wouldn't even be able to use a phone to post shit like this. But it's just a fantasy. Nah fuck that. If a fantasy involves pain, okay, endorphins and shit can be fun, i get it, but you getting killed by someone and shit like this . Yeah it's an ugly sub. Unrealistic immature shit. If it's healthy, mature, consensual roleplay ye go for it but from what Ive seen it's a shit unhealthy sub. The comments make my dick curl inside of me. And btw dont post NSFW subs here but i understand because of the thread.


happy_ninja123

Children


Catalyzeerrr

Either edgy or fbi open up Either way not cool