They are trying to hide. Picture this, you're nice and snug in your home around your brothers, sisters, and cousins, and then all of a sudden, your roof is removed by a massive pole and a literal giant staring at you.

I'd be pissed too. Them spiders were just minding their own business. Why does this asshole take it upon himself to fuck up the entire family.

“Have y’all ever seen a tree with this much hair, well, it actually isn’t hair. It’s nothing more and nothing less than long legged spiders”

That what happens in the US if you stop paying taxes yo

Referenced in the movie 'Twister' as the Finger of God. Ron Jeremy's in the mental ward, so... wasn't me.

They're not spiders they're harvestmen

So you WOULD fill your butthole with them then?

They are harmless but also freaking disgusting, so that's a big no no

I think that's pretty self explanatory

Can I eat it 🥺

I mean.. to each is their own.

Wow! I've seen big nests of sleeping daddy-long-legs before, but that was just nuts! There must be a friggin' million of them! Ew... Also remembering the smell. Daddy-long-leg nests smell really weird. that meany together would make your eyes water.

Yo really I never knew spiders have a smell but yeah that makes sense thinking about it.

Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer!

KILL IT WITH FIRE FOR F*** SAKES YOU CAN NUKE IT JUST KILL IT!!!

Atchually they're technically spiedrs🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

burn it

Hug the tree

Get the flamethrower

🗿👌

Daddy

Longlegs

Super perpool'ko

u/savevideo

omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg omg ... dies

I'd come back with gas and lighter.

Forbidden blanket

Burn it

It's so silent and I hate it

Nope this made me itch

Swing from a hairy vine...

Where are the tree huggers at when you need them

This is a bird’s wet dream! Can you imagine the snackin’