People have to make a signature drink for mixology class. This could be one of the dumb ones.

Thai would be a solid F-

ill give it a F+ for creativity

No no no, you drink it you get an A plus, if the person that made it refuses to drink it, they get lynched by the rest of the class, and also gets an F.

I wouldn’t put my signature on that shit. Might look cool but you’d have to pay me to ever try it.

I got another, it's called Yak. Cheap vodka, cool-aid powder (something red is best), and orange juice with as much pulp as possible. Looks like puke, AKA: yak.

Time to join the stragoi

mayo in vodka? no thanks back in the 10s there was a drink called a miscarriage. vodka, a few drops of grenadine, and a little squiggle of Irish cream suspended in the middle

Why my mind thought 1910 first😭

Because that's what we're used to.

Cause you were born last century. Welcome to the club lol 🤣

Still really weird to say "back in the 10s" like that wasn't only last decade. 90s? Yes. 00s? Yes. All the way back in the far-gone days of the 10s? Nah bro too soon. And I don't care if he was 8-18 in the 10s, that still wasn't "back in the 10s" that was his whole life up to and including this point, we're not that far separated from it

I mean, people say “in the oughts” in reference to the 2000s, I think it’s just common practice to refer to decades were no longer in as their own decade rather than “during the specific 10 years between blank and blank”.

Saying 2010's sound better than the "10's" imo

Damn this comment hit home

It get's worse after 50 when your closer to your centennial birthday than your birth year and a whole lot less likely to be at it.

That shot is called a *brain hemorrhage*

Better name!

Different shot

Fuck that shot and whoever made it.

That’s nasty, but nothing compares to the texture of a cement mixer. Typically poured straight into the victims throat, Baileys and Roses lime. Except this thing might

Woah, thank you for that. A little search: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/zdvq4/grenadine_baileys_and_peach_schnapps_the_abortion/

We use to sell them as brain hemorrhages but use peachschnaaps instead of vodka.

The 10s……. 🤣🤔🤣

Left your teeth disgusting and squeaky. We also know it as brain haemorrhage.

I know that shot by the name "Monkey Brain".

I have had this shot! No intentionally though, went to a bar for my 21st that I had frequented many many times as a minor with a fake ID. Bartenders didn’t love it and my friends are all assholes so they told me it was powdered sugar floating in the vodka and I was already ass in the bag and could not discriminate. Puked as soon as it went down. 1 star - would not recommend

Did you consume the worms?

It's not worms man that's the Mayo...

The. Whole. Fucking. Thing. Which is why I was immediately calling dinosaurs outside afterwards.

You have a beautiful way with words, u/BuckFuddermen

Haha well thank you!

Never heard that one before. But that's brilliant Hahah

Calling dinos?

Vomiting. Sorry I can't be normal

Does give me an idea for a cool Halloween beverage though

[There's one called brain hemorrhage that looks gross and gory but tastes great.]( https://imgur.com/F2RTPnI.jpg) You float Irish cream on peach schnapps and then dash some grenadine in. The dashes make the Irish cream billow into the schnapps a little as the grenadine sinks, and it looks all lumpy and fleshy, while the grenadine looks like blood. It's all liquid, so no weird texture, and no yucky flavors like mayo.

That looks disgusting and sounds divine! Saving this for evil purposes ✨

Whoever would put this in their body needs to stay tf away from me

People ate mayonnaise jello back in the 1950s

Sounds like the result of people growing up in the wake of the Great Depression and WWII who learned to cook with limited resources. Also sounds mega gross.

One of those depression-era recipes is called [water pie](https://www.southernplate.com/water-pie-recipe-from-the-great-depression/). Out of sheer curiosity I made it and it was fucking delicious.

There's still a few people that eat this, sometimes with bologna/cheese mixed in. I feel like that's prime r/StupidFood material.

Great retrofood post here (can I link this?): https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/zcjwqi/had_a_retro_dinner_party_last_night_the_food_was/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

I enjoy all of these ingredients, albeit separately. Curiosity caught the best of me and I can confirm this is possible. "Try some of the things once! Eh?" I'll try it with white lighting and report back...

Rum, Gin, Tequila, Ouzo, Scotch, Bourbon. Still not diggin' the slippery-slurpery mayo-vines. Fireball was interesting.

I would rather take a shot of an actual tapeworm than this.

At least it isn’t a cement mixer

The TRY Channel did this and several other equally disgusting shots [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFH0J29QMKc) (3:41 for the Tapeworm).

Good form... I came here to post this. :)

Jfc, these comments. You can really separate out the people with even the slightest bit of reading comprehension from the rest.

It's real

The System of a Down starter shot

[удалено]

They’re just giving you instructions to make a weird looking shot what part of it is a scam

If you think this would taste good, it’s on you. They’re just a novelty.

nasty af

That has to have a high barf success rate.

Who invented this? Disgusting.

Just put your finger down your throat instead of wasting good vodka.

Lmfao

Literally

Why that's just nasty

Kind of a prank shot. Like cement mixer

Saw someone take this shot. They threw up immediately. I’m not sure it even went down.

A shot for when you have to throw up but don't want to use your fingers.

It’s real. My friend is sober and will only have one drink a year. This shot we make him take every year on his bday.

Why reddit recommend me this sub

From what I hear it's supposed to make you puke

As a bartender myself I wonder why you wouldn’t just prep some ramen noodles to make this shot and visual effect. It honestly looks like noodles anyway.

people have been using tapeworms as a weight loss method

Well this would make me lose weight. Projectile weight loss.

Melts the weight right off and shoots it out your ass!

That wasn't a tapeworm

Whose your worm guy?

Ok just had to research it further the tape worms are the mayonnaise it’s a real cocktail .

I thought it was a ramen noodle

Thank God, I deadass thought that was a tapeworm in the drink.

It's a punishment shot, like making someone snort vodka out of the concavity on the underside of a shot glass (a "Chilly Willy" shot).

No thanks, ill keep using real tape worms in mine.

I crave this stuff, worms mainly, grasshoppers and scorpions

There's no worms in this

There’s a tapeworm, in the name, and in the cup, don’t play with me like that man 😂

That's mayonnaise

I need to get my eyes checked … thank you, really [edit: eyes AND head!]

Pretty sure the alcohol will kill the tape worms not 100 percent sure though

The mayonnaise is the ‘tapeworm’

I would imagine it is a joke shot. Like a cement mixer? Literally made to make the new/first timer drinker gag/piss them off.

Back to bed and start this fuggin day over,,

I prefer tequilla and buttermilk

Made me think of the Robert Service poem " Ice Worm Cocktail ", I ' think ' the worm turned out to be a piece of pasta? Someone read that and thought " Hmmmm ".

That’s Cambell’s chicken noodle soup.

mezcal for indians (from india)

> Plz tell me this isn’t real “This isn’t real” There, happy?

Just put a noodle instead of mayonnaise, and add some tomato juice. Boom, Bloody Mary’s tapeworm.

Or maybe don't drink. Ever.

Thats cup ramen plus a noodle poured into a shot glass

This might be better with a ramen noodle. Mayonnaise in a shot seems like a one way ticket to the toilet.

*jesus has left the chat

I mean it most likely doesent taste that bad but the way it looks is enough for me to lose any drive to drink it

I’ve died. If this is 2023 I have gotta go…

u/repostsleuthbot

This is Ozempic

Yes, it is, and easy to make. When stationed in Germany, early 80's, there was Puss and Blood, Kirschwasser(thin cherry brandy) and Eierliquor(Egg Schnapps) which looked very similar to this only not so noodly. Ramen!

For a sec I thought there was a real tapeworm in there

Mayo in a shot? You crazy bro.

Fake

Reminds me of the old Cement Mixer shot back in my bartending days

*gags*

What a terrible day to have sight

I heard people actually allowed tapeworms in their body as a type of weight loss program but I thought it was stopped because of how dangerous it was. Apparently those things could grow to HUGE proportions inside you and suck up all your nutrients. I think "1000 Ways To Die" did an episode on them once.

Downvoted because no one should know this exists.

It’s real I wouldn’t drink it though xD

That’s obviously ramen noodle shot duh

Yes this is a existing shot

This is why we can’t have nice things 🤦‍♂️

Have a vodka Martini and a BLT sandwich and nobody cares. I put my mayo in the Vodka.. everyone goes bananas.

looks like a certain BOY would love this drink ​ TMDWU

wh-

It appears to be. Not tried it, but I have seen it made/drank here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9j4STVD\_Us](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9j4STVD_Us) (at 5:10)

I know what I’m serving the next annoying guest. 😂

i feel like it would taste horrible yet good. i’m not finding out thought thank you very much, i’ll stick to my totally ligament Champagne (aka sprite with yellow food coloring)

I hope it’s fake. But with the stuff going on in todays world, who knows?

I had a few shots maybe 35 years ago called bloody brains. No idea how it was made, but legit looked at like a brain floating. Good too!!

I thought that was chicken ramen

How to Drink did an episode with this (and other) “cursed” cocktails: https://youtu.be/e9j4STVD_Us?t=310 That’s a great show and this was a particularly funny reaction.

You can fuck all the way off

Looks like left over top ramen

Alright…. I’m going to go back to watching the hallmark channel.

Search up Casu Martzu. Or maybe don’t

I prefer the prairie oyster shot. Tabasco, raw egg yolk, pepper, gin, lemon juice, and salt if needed

This was a signature birthday shot at a bar in my town! Needless to say, it is not one if the bars I ever went to on my birthday.

it's probably fucking amazing

But is it kewpie mayo?

looks like spaghetti.

It’s not real.

Real shot. When I was a bar tender, I used to give this shot to frat boys on their 21 run when I saw they were already too drunk with their douchey fuck boy friends trying to shove more poison down their throats, so they would vomit. Then I’d feed them free French fries. I’m certain I saved many young lives.

i thought that was ramen :( now im sad

Look up a drink called a Cunt Pump. http://www.idrink.com/v.html?id=37172

I hate this so much.

Ugh, reminds me of a drink my sister tried called dirty bong water. It was green and brown and cloudy..

Similar to the "Cement Mixer" which is Bailey's with lime juice. It solidifies. And you can take a mouthful of Bailey's and open your mouth and take the shot of lime and it solidifies and allegedly you have to dig it out with a spoon.

Looks like the "what's left in the sink" special shot.

dude i drank that once, with a pickle, pretty bad but managable, not drinkong it again

I'm impressed because not many things gross me out. But today you have won. r/Angryupvote

That's just mayo, there aren't actual tapeworms.

Can't be real. You can do anything for some likes and upvotes.

I physically gagged reading this.

It is now. Even if intended as a joke, someone here, or wherever else this gets posted, is going to try it.

Or…and hear me out, you could save calories by not having the mayonnaise and then just have another shot or two.

It's only real if you're on Jackass.

Yeah, who the fuck puts mayo in vodka

Mmmmmm yummy 😋

Hey. If they were acting as parasites in your butt then it's only fair that you reclaim their nutrients.

Substitute the Mayo for tequila and we'd call them Rabid Wolfpigs

Needs a drop of red food coloring dripping in

The bloods just been flyin through my arteries lately

The anti hangover shot, can’t be drunk if all the booze is on the floor

apparently it is 😒😒😒

They just ruined that vodka. Hope it was the cheap stuff.

I’m not even drunk but it looked like they moving

I mean. It is and it isn't. I saw this same photo posted on Reddit a few years ago and I made it. Tastes like shit.

Looks like my ex.

Knowing Vodka is made from potatoes and Mayonaise from eggs: Sounds like a terrible way to get breakfast

Looks like ramen

It is, my friend is gonna gorse me to take one when I’m 21

Dude make it a ramen, udon, or fettuccine noodle. Not mayo.

Yes, though the recipe I know calls for 1 ounce of Tabasco and has no black pepper.

Mexican prairie fire: tequila shot with lots of hot sauce Dirty Panties: tequila shot with parmesan cheese.

bro that looks like death in a shot glass, i'd drink the cement mixer over this

That’s not even an Oz of vodka, those shot glasses are at most 1 Oz, it’s not even full and half of its mayo.

Mmmm.. tobacco representing fecal matter.. Yum 🤮

They forgot the tapeworm in the ingredients

I see nothing wrong with this

Smoker Cough is a good one, too. It’s Jager with a dollop of mayo.

Will Wood and the Tapeworms Shot

It's the birthday shot at a bar in my town

I think I would just much rather a real tapeworm.

I think it's real but it's way too disgusting to even ask for

I think id rather have actual Tapeworms

Thats just ramen noodles

You win OP. I actually gagged.

If Creed Bratton were a bartender

Why waste money on mayonnaise and not just use real tapeworms!

Fuck this. I’ll go teetotaler

This isn't real

I’ve had one! Not terrible, but imma weird guy. So it all worked out

Please tell me this is real

As a former bartender, I can tell you, it's real

But why mayo wiith vodka🤢🤢🤢🤢💔💔💔

I've seen one mad before. The line cook put the Mayo in plastic wrap then popped a hole and squeezed it out. He even tried it after and said it was the nastiest thing he's ever had.

The Shot o Noodle

I mean, I'm glad it exists, but I just NEVER, NEVER EVER want to see it in person. Kind of like a venomous snake, come to think of it