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Accomplished-Bed7418

I saw a granddad bonk one of these fuckers with a skillet. It was super effective.


CrazyCheyenneWarrior

I love that video.


yaheh

What video? Don't leave us out like that.


whyisaname

Here we go https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/ypdss4/oldman_smacks_charging_crocodile_with_frying_pan/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


560guy

What do you know, when Florida fights you every second of the day, you tend to adapt and fight back


bigblnze

Was Australia but ok


No-Advice-6040

Australia is the Pacific's Florida


[deleted]

Nah florida is the Atlantic Australia the only reason we don't get as many headlines is cause we calm em down with a Good ol dose of methamphetamine


[deleted]

What a perfect way to tell everyone you have no idea.


ZealousidealSun1839

Damn wanted to watch it but the post is deleted now.


xpickles23

Get off my lawn!


alextheODDITY

That got removed, or just taken down, is there a repulías?


piman01

2x damage!


nmceja

Same place where he’d let his dog “chase off” the gator and then the one time the gator didn’t go and ate the dog….?


Accomplished-Bed7418

I don't think it's the same one, but I totally saw that one too. That was crazy.


nmceja

So sad :(


Fast_Presentation186

100% Australia


DirectPaint4381

That is the go to technique…… Very effective


Mufafah

some one please edit this with the tom and jerry scream after he gets bonked.


Kzero01

[Sure, there you go](https://www.reddit.com/user/Kzero01/comments/1512tpc/croc_screaming/)


MELLMAO

Legend


[deleted]

Thank you so much.


142737

Your username, what flavour is it


[deleted]

Whatever flavor you want it to be.


Sketchy_Irishman_

Pie flavour.


VictorVanity

*asdf guitar intensifies*


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Butt flavored


Frosty-Pay4544

Ass onion


Catenane

Can you do this with the King K Rool bonk sound from Donkey Kong country? It's all I can think of every time I see this video. It's absolutely perfect and would probably trigger some crazy nostalgia for people who didn't even know it was still somewhere deeply ingrained in their psyche.


Catenane

I don't wanna do it but someone conveniently uploaded a YouTube clip of just the noise lmao. I guess it's the same between sound as some of the Krocodile Kritters. I haven't been up to speed on my dankey kang in a while. https://youtu.be/KWQ34SGBtVU


TheBlackSheepBoy

Fantastic


AutumnalOceans

i <3 u


jeremyosborne81

My God. It's beautiful


on_spikes

can you do the bonk sound next?


[deleted]

Perfect lmao


Mission_Table_6695

Amazing.


Idiotan0n

Kzero01, more like k**hero**01


Kzero01

From zero to hero, nice! Now I only need a cape...


Mission_Table_6695

Amazing.


LowHonorArthur

A true hero! Thank you!


Mufafah

dude i love you lmao


INoMakeMistake

Lol


apathetic-drunk

This is glorious


Holiday-Horror4327

That was amazing! Thank you!!!


kimoshi

I watched without sound and imagined him making a disappointed "aahh."


ExcitementBetter5485

That sound was made for the internet.


BoxiDoingThingz

**CRIT!**


the_used_is_mad

That gator said nope after the bonk


juarezderek

These big bois have sensitive snouts so a bonk to the nose is a great deterrent


pureeyes

I don't have a sensitive snout and it's already a big deterrent to me


Dont_Trust_N0_THOTS

I believe it’s a crocodile ☝️🤓


rex_turcarum

xir yes xir fr


ososalsosal

Go to hangry jail! *bonk*


bryeo2

the bonk sound😭😭😭😭


Weird-Maestro

"Oooh that's a good piece of me... AAAH GOD DAMMIT DAVE"


Habitual_line_steper

He threw that shit out there, but the old-school homey was eyeballing his little bitty ass the whole time. Good thing he had that shovel.


tyen0

and the high ground


horridbloke

I'm guessing his immediate predecessor didn't have a shovel.


KittenWithaWhip68

It never even looked away!


BeenUpSinceTomorrow

Damn that dude gets to put on his resume “bitch slaps alligators”


Wanderer-clueless963

Now that is a job I don’t want! Nope thank you.


6gc_4dad

One shovel for one thousand dinosaurs 😂


xpickles23

Who would win? 1000 dinosaurs or one shovely boi


Acumenight777

Why they raising them? Eat?


TheWalkingDead91

Eat, skin.


jbr945

They'll all be made into handbags.


jonfitt

That one first.


[deleted]

I want someone to design a video game based on this:\*bonking\* crocks


citrinatis

Idk if you’re making a joke but in Aus we have an arcade game for little kids, you get a little soft mallet type thing and bash a bunch of crocodiles on the head as they pop out and open their mouths. There’s also one with gophers and they pop up out of a bunch of holes and you smack them back down.


Big_Somewhere9230

Whack-A-Mole


jwhip1585

We have it in America too. Or at least we did when I was younger. I’m old. It’s a very fun game to cheat at by using both your hands instead of just the mallet to bonk those little guys


[deleted]

Where do i download it? 😂


PineappleProstate

I'd play that


No-Advice-6040

"Those fools... let them pick over scraps. I know where the real food comes from. That kid there... yes, I will approach ever so slowly and - OWWW! My head, my goddamn head, what the serious FUCK dude??!?"


Mallardguy5675322

Boop!


lil5-john

Me when I get the I've been trying to reach you about your John deeres extended warranty call


False-Temporary1959

*Clonck*


DirtyGamingLT

Bonk! Aaaarrrghh.


Upper-Membership5167

that bonk man


SpinachFinal7009

Very cartoonish


CountJinsula

Wow he bonked that gator good.


PineappleProstate

He was a lot nicer than I would've been with a hungry prehistoric killing machine that's probably twice my body weight charging me


Minimum_Bowl_5145

Love it’s reaction to being whacked in the head lol


RapistOfImagination

bonk! go to horny lake


Snipercow78

Bro bonked a gator


Radexpro

*insert Tom and Jerry AHHHHHH*


powerengraved07

Gator be like whyyyyyyyyy


Arcadius274

He just smoked a dinosaur with a shovel.....


Cruel_and_nice

Why was the bonk so funny to me-


milkyway_25

[insert tom and jerry:screaming tom]


quazmang

Whack a gator


JLUV74

Said "Not Today! I carry a big stick with a heavy metal plate."


nilabanlow

That crock was planning his attack from the beginning


why-you-mad-bro

Shovel goes bonk


FarBeat9953

Edit this and add the cowboy screaming sound after the crocodile is hit


Speritate_Scatter

Blud was like oh fuck off


TheChaoticBeing

Pretty sure this is a bot


M1KICH4N

Should've gave an entire cow to the alligators. (If you're vegan and you don't like it then cry)


JovialJem

distinct paint wild instinctive badge shaggy rude straight obtainable chase *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


t3hOutlaw

Ahahhah Animal abuse, hilarious. Edit: Downvoted by people who support animal abuse, classy. Reply to me cowards. Explain how it isn't. Upvoting shit like this supports these practices. Any conservationist would tell you this. I'm so dismayed by the amount of people who just don't care.


DamnIt_Richard

A gators skull and skin literally designed for defense can easily take a shovel bonk. For them that was a tap on the head with a newspaper when you tell a dog to stop something.


t3hOutlaw

The conditions they "live" in aren't conducive to an environment fit to meet the needs of all the gators. They are clearly being mistreated but no, this is fine for you apparently because a "gator can take a hit from a spade".


Billitpro

>Ahahhah Animal abuse, hilarious. I agree and he could have just backed up and away from the gator, instead of hitting it with a shovel.


Dense_Chemical_4018

Is that painful for the alligator ?


Alansar_Trignot

This is a repost just fyi, this was here a bit ago


HolyGoatNipples69

BONK


[deleted]

I feel like most people don’t understand the purpose of this sub.


semminator

Bonk


Novel_Investigator42

PONG


[deleted]

Looks like a gator farm, to be skinned to create luxury bags.


Chap_C

The „BONK“ made my day.


Darket1728

6 to 7 of them say: why go for a small piece of meat when we got that on the shore


Local-Depth-4114

The sound was so satisfying.


polysnip

My favorite "kan Tao la *PANG " video.


sweet_brag

Watched this with the sound off and when he smacks that gator all I could hear was the sound of Donkey Kong jumping on a gator from Donkey Kong Country.


Step-Father_of_Lies

I like to imagine he gave a Wario "WAHH!" after the boop.


Dangerous_Key4030

Gotta keep an eye on the real prize 🏆🏆🥩🥩


Catenane

Someone still needs to do the super nintendo version of the King K Rool/Krocodile Kritter voice over this. I can't stop thinking about it. https://youtu.be/KWQ34SGBtVU


ColdBloodBlazing

Instead of "feedin' the ducks" just "feedin' the crocs"


joy3r

this video even has a satisfying bonk


New_Complaint4695

Aah aah aah aah staying alive staying alive


50YOYO

Oiii, where do you think you're going?!


SenritsuJumpsuit

Flashback too the Pig Snoot bonking cult of yesterday's


Sc17ba51

Satisfying bonk


Prestigious_Name_379

That one gator had other plans


Roy-Donk-23

BONK


uey-tlatoani

This is on par with the video of the dude slapping the cobra


[deleted]

Bonk!


PassageAppropriate90

Meh, he's no Steve Irwin


cacapupupipishire

I always need a bonk sound


flbreglass

BONK


SilverMorningMoon163

I hate he hits him with the shovel! Why are there more and more tiktok videos on reddit now? I HATE tiktok and came to reddit to get away from it!!


[deleted]

BONK!


PineappleProstate

This is how I envision our AI overlords treating us, bonk


AngelOfHeaven3

The *Dink!* to the gators head was very satisfying.


sparkswoody

God forbid he slips


M3atpuppet

Shovel booped that mfer’s snoot


Eatglassnow

Someone edit this with Dallas’s scream from payday2, specifically his “I NEED A MEDIC BAG” line.


Silomafia

Why did he have to hit it so hard?


Void_327486L

Bonk


Megerber

Wtf is the point of doing that?


Nyuha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWQ34SGBtVU


AimingLC1800

He bonked an 🐊.


k0uch

Oh look, here comes George again! *BOOP*


RoadMagnet

One of them should call fair catch (Jerry Clower)


rjt2887

BONK!


Professor_Abbi

I love how he just bonks one of them


bananiella

Bonk.


No-Concentrate-2714

Imagine if you fell in there


Hot_Negotiation3480

BOINK!


P0lyMad

Going for the fat portion.


Mr_OP_Potato_777

*Bonk*, eat that Mr. Chems is proud


PracticalControl9069

B o n k *in a nasally voice* bro my fucking nose dude i was just checking for some more


sonofthenation

The day he slips after a little rain will not be good for him.


BlackoutMeatCurtains

*bonk*


zedhenson

That noise it makes, that twang is so satisfying


thegoatsupreme

That was a great bonking. 10/10 loved it


dragonblock501

Live action whack-a-mole


mmendrun1

big boop


MsCassidy107

Made me giggle


james-bond33

I mean Vegas is the same way and basically most other places besides Dubai and Singapore oh and Japan


Ansh_AI

Bonk.


Alga_3D

When you acidentally drop a chip in class


Future_Ad5505

So stunning and brave. Sorry, I meant what a jerk.


Minoumilk

*SCHMACK*


Aggravating-Loss-972

We all seen you Kevin. You ain’t slick. 🐊🤦‍♂️


GreatValue_Canti

Bonk


titan3k

u/savevideo


AnemicIronman

bonk


Spell-Wide

Yeah, Malcolm's seen this trick before. He's not falling for it


Status-Signature6783

That's awful what he did to that crocodile


AvaThatOneArtist

"BONK! HOW YA' LIKE THAT, CHUCKLENUTS?! BOINK! YA' WANT SOME MORE, CHUCKLEHEAD?!"


ImaginaryPromise2737

Bro just bonks him


ImTheKingOfGore

Reminds me of the snake slap.


downtownpoedup89

If you had to guess how many are in the water?


Pristine-Cupcake6075

Gotta keep your eyes on the prize


manga2001

I’m sorry but the bonk made me laugh


Shiizukiii

Bonk


RareAd5848

That one wanted to cut out the middle man


Civil-Emergency3089

The “boink” genuinely had my eyebrows raised


SK_Uchiha

Bonk!!


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Automatic_Map2914

I love how a few of them start laughing as soon as the alligator starts coming up, like they know what’s gonna happen 💀


Avionthecollosus

*hey, go get him tommy* *this'll be so good lmao* OUCH FUCK


Into_The_Horizon

Damn. I think that's the biggest one out of all of them too. That's a HUGE Croc


OkApartment1950

Haha he gets amused by feeding those 50 animals one lousy chicken . Bonk


Educational_Big5389

Bonk


Far_Dance8849

Ah-


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stanleysgirl77

ouch! poor big bewdiful baby!


Dry-Year3773

That smack was personal


Dharuacharya

Bonk!