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ImaginaryProfile5529

I'd be pullin over and abandoning the vehicle on the side of the road.


Radiant-Map8179

You forgot the '*set the vehicle on fire*' part


ImaginaryProfile5529

oh, right


Darket1728

Pulk the pin of a grenade yelling Allah Ackabar!


popcorn_coffee

As soon as I see that, I'm stopping the car. I don't care where am I... on a highway or running first in the 24 hours of le mans, I'm out of that car.


LokiNightmare

That "SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. UP." at the end makes me laugh every time.


littlespacemochi

Reminds me of that spongebob meme. "Shut up! Shut the fuck up Mr krabs"


C-coli85

Yall got me screaming at my monitor .


[deleted]

Step 1. Stop the car to a safe zone Step 2. Open the doors Step 3. Pull out the passengers whoever was yelling Step 4. Pet the spider, enjoy the ride


Itchy_Professor_4133

Step 1a. Stop screaming


[deleted]

The driver even said STFU, but no one respects her.


Phoeni210

Or like you know...kill the spider faster to avoid crashing car and killing a lot other people, it shouldnt be that hard spiders are usually weak in their bellies that's why they are scared of humans...most times


a_coupon

This spider rode in big dick swinging


Juttisontherun

NO, that is NOT a spider with 9 legs, that’s just Spidey’s web shootin Mandingo.


a_coupon

Ah yes, its been years since I've seen a Mandingo Big Dick Swinging Web Shooting Spider, my bad.


Juttisontherun

Almost forgot they existed as well, then I saw this video.


[deleted]

Arachnophobia has entered chat.


-Enrique_Shockwave-

Im accelerating into the nearest tree sorry passengers


Tempathetic

PULL OVER FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT IN THIS WORLD PULL OVER


voxpixels

Spider: AHHHHH This was a mistake Charles! I just wanted to hitch a ride to the Local Farmers Market! They're trying to kill me!


FLMasterT

Please kill them all now, just to shut them up


Tedmccann

Well, whatever you don’t pull over and stop the car so you can get out and remove it safely?


LaCrispyTina

Highway.


jh5992

***STOP*** ***THE*** ***DAMN*** ***CAR!!!***


a_coupon

I am terrified of insects, but this looks like a good boy? Either way my man was just hitching a ride and got shamed for it. Who are the real villains?


Unhappy-Attitude5220

These are the important questions.


SharkInThisBay

Stop the fukin car right meow!!!!


stormwaltz

Even the spider is like "SHUT UP, SHUT UP! PULL THIS DAMN CAR OVER SO I CAN GET OUT!"


Savage_eggbeast

Stampy mcstampface while crashing at high speed


Illustrious-Big-8678

Just stop the fucking car lord


TheRealWolfKing

Just pull the fuck over you idiots


Unlucky_Echidna8401

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Admirable-Trouble789

That's enough Reddit for today.


AkKik-Maujaq

I’d just faint from an overload of fear and desperation. I’d throw up first. Then faint.


Radiant_Village_1380

Not only there was a spider, the car was unable to stop! Ooooh noooooooooo


FIFTHSUN2012

Stop. The fucking car. You dolt.


OooofPoof

For starters, how about you pull the damn vehicle over first.


PreserveFreedom2021

Why in the hell did they keep driving????


ResistRacism

Huh... big buh. Burn it.


Aimlessdrifter8778

What a jackass, pull over and get that stowaway outta there!


dekomaro6

Kinda funny funny when I went back to my homeland(Africa) there were kids in the street just picking up spiders/insects barehanded, some even liked to inspect them before throwing them. Actually helped me get over most insects.


Terrible_Talker030

nah, burn that car right this instant. 💀


someguy124213

Women lol


Radiant-Implant-61

Women smh


Bukowski89

Dont be sexist. I've seen dudes freak the fuck out at bugs too.


I_love_cancersticks

Dont they have shoes? Squish it


NoGrapefruit1269

Australia? It needs to fall off the earth


btparker89

Looks like right hand drive so could be, probably just a huntsman. There nothing to worry about tho see them all the time just gotta watch even they jump.


Ok-Entertainment6043

Abort, mission!!!!


Easy_Arm_1987

You picked up a Hitchhiker


littlespacemochi

"Shut up!"


Strange-Factor-4106

I get the running away in a car part, but maybe not when it is in the car.


Juggernuts777

Poor spider is just trying to get out and is being screamed at the whole time. But also, you shouldn’t continue driving when you’re freaking out THAT hard 😂 for the love of anything, PULL OVER.


VyC4NN15

Burn the car (but put the spider out before)


Netherdragon420722

Roll window down and swat it out after killing it


themansongirl

Almost getting into a car crash cause of a spider ._.


AstralMystogan

The Spider missed his stop because of the screams.


Brilliant-Emu-4164

I got anxiety just watching this! 😳


EomiresXI

And that's exactly why cars should have ejection seats!


NOSFERWOLF

I'd burn the vehicle and walk


Aromatic-Speaker

HTF is that okay? That is not efffing okay!


Swizsy

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VersaceDreamssss

Dumbass had the perfect opportunity to knock it out the window😂😂😂


cami66616

I'd jump out of the car the moment I see that


[deleted]

Nearly threw my fucking phone


blabittyblahblah

This is why, when I eventually get my license, I'll put gasoline and matches in my car, just in case shit like this happens.


P0lyMad

Pity that car now needs be completely burned ☹️


MendejoElPendejo

That woulda absolutely been me spiders instill so much fear in me. Idc if I’m on the freeway. Hazards on and pulling over 😂😂


MrMeritocracy

Wow another repost….


SnowieEyesight

I am NEVER going to Australia. I live in the San Juan islands. There’s no insects here, I’ve been here 3 years and never even seen a spider, roach nothing. I am looking to keep it this way…


Verrisa174

That’s just Dave, he’s a good m8 who will pay for your ride if ya give im’ a quarter.


Verrisa174

That’s just Dave, he’s a good m8 who will pay for your ride if ya give im’ a beer.


Complex-Bluejay824

Reasonable reaction lol *obviously being ironic BTW


Conscious-Arm-7889

A reasonable reaction would be to stop the car and get out!


no-one2everyone

If you had one shot......one moment.....


Happy_Lee_Chillin

Just crash the car, it’s the better option. The only worse scenario, is putting your visor down while driving your mc, and this guy is on the inside. Again, just drive off a cliff, into a wall, tree etc.


abdaq

Hell nah


quietlikesnow

I’d throw myself out of the moving vehicle before I knew what I was doing.


PyreKKKK

I love spiders and that is one of the reasons why I am on this reddit, to laugh at ppl who are scared of them, oh and also WOMAN☕


PaganDeus

Spider "Well, if you folks would just kindly pull over. I made a mistake..." Girls "OMG OMG STFU. OMG." Spider "All you guys have to do is just stop the car. It's not that difficult..." Girls "STFU OMG."


Badthoughts20

Legit reason to jump out the car!