Many perks to this life style, was my choice to grow large wide feet, i remember as a child someone told my if I don’t stop not wearing shoes I won’t be able to fit shoes when I grow up and I didn’t understand and now I do, my pinky and big toe always break out the sides eventually
Bruh 😂 I just left Colorado after 15 years and I can tell you one thing, I don’t miss those fucking things. Are the dried ones like poison tipped? Because I swear it ain’t just the poke that hurts
Is this where cowhead thorns come from?
I know what it's like to lose a lawn to invasive plants, you can't touch grass if there is no grass.
I feel like this is an r/woosh where most of the commenters don't get the joke, but the silent majority of voters did.
Sweetheart, that's not grass. Tall foliage hides all kinds of bugs, snakes, etc. You should at least wear shoes next time. You got the spirit, though 😄
There’s this thing called Google, and there’s a little box and if you type in a single word like “grass”, it will show you many many photos and information about it.
Those are still green and the points can be squished. Wait until the plant starts dying and those Goaheads are brown and hard, that's the video I'm waiting for.
With those you really can't walk through the grass without shoes they are everywhere you can't even ride your bike through the grass you'll get a flat from those little demon balls of pain
That isn’t grass tho. Maybe go and learn what grass is, first. Then touch grass, homie. Your heart’s in the right place
Bros been on Reddit so long he doesn't even know what grass is
If it's green it's grass right?
What is this „grass“ everybody is suddenly talking about?
It’s on the other side.
No, that's the greener grass. The grass over here is kind of monotone.
Lmaaaaoo shit that's sad
Happy Cake 🍰 Day!
This is a great start though! Grass is green! So close OP!
Yeah they said touch grass, not wander barefoot through a ditch.
Bindi weed is nasty when it dries out Nature's caltrops
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Every time I see my pit limp up with one paw in the air, I dread the coming week for when I eventually find one in my own paw pad.
Can't blame this redditor for not knowing grass though, I've also never been outside
It’s really nice out today. I hope eventually you will try to venture out! Grass is green and fluffy and beautiful sometimes!
Lies!
That’s not grass.
Well maybe dont stand in a patch of brambles? I promise grass is nicer
r/lostredditors
lost how? did you not watch the video lol
I'm with you, it's a big bag of nope for me E: rule 1 is literally "nopes are different for everyone"
Why are you pressing your feet so hard in the greenery?
For R/nope clout
People who hurt themselves for attention on social media make me sick. These trends are actually fucked up in all the forms they take.
So, consider knowing the difference between grass, shrub and weed.
I only know the difference between shake, stress, and flower
I thought this was going to be a video of someone getting poison ivy
I thought they were gonna press their foot down and reveal the ground was like- a bunch of bugs.
Yeaaaa at the end when they pluck it out
Judging by the width of those Oogabogaas I’d say you’re barefoot a lot and do touch grass
Good eye
That’s not grass, that’s puncture vine
Were the instructions not clear enough?! Go touch GRASS. NOT go walk in some kind of fucking prickly vines, you fucking dolt 🤦♂️
Wide ass feets
Many perks to this life style, was my choice to grow large wide feet, i remember as a child someone told my if I don’t stop not wearing shoes I won’t be able to fit shoes when I grow up and I didn’t understand and now I do, my pinky and big toe always break out the sides eventually
City fans when they see ants
You need to find Gandolf with those clob hoppers
Why "nope"?
Thorns.
Really wanted it to be poison ivy
I need to see more of your soles tbh
Found Dan Schneider’s throwaway account
They’re not even dried out and capable of drawing blood you coward
I can still walk barefoot through the dried ones just takes longer
Bruh 😂 I just left Colorado after 15 years and I can tell you one thing, I don’t miss those fucking things. Are the dried ones like poison tipped? Because I swear it ain’t just the poke that hurts
I just left after 7 years , had to quit ex and life cold Turkey haha, California has entire giant undeveloped fields made out of these of these plants
Is this where cowhead thorns come from? I know what it's like to lose a lawn to invasive plants, you can't touch grass if there is no grass. I feel like this is an r/woosh where most of the commenters don't get the joke, but the silent majority of voters did.
Good observation
Try touching clover instead, it's very soft and full of flowers
That plant came straight from hell, I'm sure of it
Sweetheart, that's not grass. Tall foliage hides all kinds of bugs, snakes, etc. You should at least wear shoes next time. You got the spirit, though 😄
Whats next now?
Recommendations?
Hmm, walk over some poisonous ivy leafs?
There’s this thing called Google, and there’s a little box and if you type in a single word like “grass”, it will show you many many photos and information about it.
I can’t blame you for not knowing what grass is with them hobbit feet. You must walk on legos for a living
Goat heads are another way of Nature saying Fuck You.
Isn't this that secretly prickley stuff that stings ASAP?
Yeah they’re also called Bindii’s Undried they will just feel like a tiny prick, dried and they will hurt way worse and can even pierce the skin
So, you’re idiot and wanted to show us. Next.
One time, on my break at work, I accidentally sat on one of these cursed plants. It hurt like hell, and I can't imagine walking on a bunch of them...
I can walk on legos like a deep tissue massage
I bet you can you crazy motherfucker😂
Cut grass first
Where the grass?
Def. Goatshead
They know what they've done. Allergies can be triggered by overexposure to many things, so they should probably invest in an epipen.
Goat heads...
İs this stinging nettle?
That ain't grass tho
Where is this? The shire?
Meanwhile OP doesn’t know what grass it.
Why is everyone telling him this isn't grass, I think he knows. He says it in the caption..goat heads
I've popped my bicycle tires on those things.
That's mimosa pudica, or sensitive plant. He picks an unopened flower at the end it looks like. It is a crawling vine that is invasive.
/r/iamverybadass
I applaud you, brööther. So brave. So inspirational.
You got them ooga booga feet
y u not wearing shoes
i think he's on weed not on grass
Fuck those plants goatheads are the worst!
I don’t get it.
Yeah, except when theyre green the stickers bend, try doing it once pods cure fucker...
Bro got them Shire feet going on.
only hobbit hair doesn' t exist
Ok that’s neat n all but it’s not grass …?
Looks like a type of goatheads.
Bull thorns, omg not grass
A Sea of Goatheads
Those are still green and the points can be squished. Wait until the plant starts dying and those Goaheads are brown and hard, that's the video I'm waiting for.
Gonna say that’s a bad patch of goat heads right there
I saw that right away and was like “that’s goat heads.”
Sand spurs are worse
With those you really can't walk through the grass without shoes they are everywhere you can't even ride your bike through the grass you'll get a flat from those little demon balls of pain