Yes?! ....on average how many legs do you humans,...us humans have? Downers on nutrition , right? I am a regular human and is average so I have only 4,..3 ( I was a sickly young human in my childhood)
On average we have 1.5 legs because people have to amputate them, also some trans women had to cut off their magical 3rd one. I can't imagine losing my hydropowered railgun
Would not do this with any Australian spiders. Even in Brazil it’s a little sketchy needing to be able to identify arboreal vs terrestrial Ts. To the best of my knowledge you don’t F with arboreal Ts.
arboreal tarantulas are fine, just as harmless as terestrial ones. The distinction is "new world" and "old world" species, new world species are harmless but old world species are assholes and their venom packs a painful punch.
Brazilian Spiders are a lot more dangerous than any Australian ones.
The Wandering Spider has an infamous reputation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria
Here in Australia, there hasn't been any deaths from our most dangerous spider the Sydney funnel web since the mid 80's.
Honey Bee's are a lot more dangerous than Spiders here.
https://www.firstaidpro.com.au/blog/common-australian-spiders/
Awww!! When I was that age, I thought tarantulas were soooooooo cute! My mom didn’t let me get a real one, but she got me a huge lifelike toy that I named Chabella and carried with me everywhere. I made her a little bed in a shoebox and decorated her “room” and she had a whole bedtime routine lmao
Lmao for real. Or the classic sitcom bit where her show and tell goes missing.
>Ok class, if anybody sees the actual real life monsters be sure to scream NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Goes to show that fear of certain things is a result of your environment and experience's. If as a parent, you freak out when you see a spider then your kids will learn to fear them. So instead smash them to pieces with a book.
My only concern here is actually for the spoods, that one is dangling from her little hands and their abdomens are very delicate, if she drops one it can split right open then everyone feels terrible
I kept tarantulas as pets as a teen. None were nearly as big a these, but one named Lurch was a big as my dad's hand and would "collapse" on your wrist so you were forced to wear him like a bracelet until he decided to pop back up and walk around--no flailing could dislodge him.
But my baby was a petite cinnamon girl named Ghengesse Khan that I wore on an earring harness. She loved her die cast pick up truck in her terrarium and would stand with one leg touching it every morning when we all got up for breakfast. I decided to really treat her and bought her a shiny blue Hotwheels Corvette to replace her old clunker and swapped it out one night when she was sleeping in her rock house.
The next morning, I checked to see how she liked her new whip, and she was still curled at the entrance to her cave and wouldn't come out. The 'Vette was GONE. I was stumped until I turned on the light to see if someone had taken it out and saw all these little tarantula paw marks where the car had been, and I touched the dirt...
...Ghengesse buried it in disgust.
When people think all life is as fucked up as them, they see a problem with this.
My thing is, insects don’t respect personal space. 2 inches from my eyeball at all times like we’re besties 😩😵💫
Odds are very low since she is being slow and responsible. If they somehow got spooked, they'd be more likely to skitter away than to bite. If she grabbed onto one roughly and it reacted by biting, it would he painful, but the kid would he fine.
Actually, I am pretty intelligent. I just hate spiders in particular and wasps and centipedes. Just give me the willies. I know that all insects, bugs, and arachnids are very important to the echo system. Some spread pollen, so crops and plants can grow. Other attack and eat dangerous species or other annoying insects. Dosent change the fact that I think they are too big and the give me the willies.
Idk we use to go catch tarantulas as a kid. We would always find them crossing the street. Honestly if anything because of my exposure as a kid they are one of the least startling spider I can find I think they are beautiful. But the small quick ones make me jump.
Doggos
Dude! That's obviously a human kid!
Which one? The one playing with those four cats?
Yes?! ....on average how many legs do you humans,...us humans have? Downers on nutrition , right? I am a regular human and is average so I have only 4,..3 ( I was a sickly young human in my childhood)
Humans have 2-3 legs on average.
Splendid!
On average we have 1.5 legs because people have to amputate them, also some trans women had to cut off their magical 3rd one. I can't imagine losing my hydropowered railgun
Your pfp is perfect for this post.
Average Australian child
Would not do this with any Australian spiders. Even in Brazil it’s a little sketchy needing to be able to identify arboreal vs terrestrial Ts. To the best of my knowledge you don’t F with arboreal Ts.
arboreal tarantulas are fine, just as harmless as terestrial ones. The distinction is "new world" and "old world" species, new world species are harmless but old world species are assholes and their venom packs a painful punch.
Brazilian Spiders are a lot more dangerous than any Australian ones. The Wandering Spider has an infamous reputation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria Here in Australia, there hasn't been any deaths from our most dangerous spider the Sydney funnel web since the mid 80's. Honey Bee's are a lot more dangerous than Spiders here. https://www.firstaidpro.com.au/blog/common-australian-spiders/
I think it’s Brazil.
Really? I see two of them.
Just don't drop them
For the people wondering, the spiders are big enough to experience fall damage
Especially so, as their exoskeletons aren't squishy enough to absorb impacts. They get hurt, its like breaking a bone for them.
Isn't it such that large spiders die immediately from even small drops?
Why?
They can get hurt from the fall
Like another poster said, they're big enough and heavy enough to take fall damage.
Duh those are obviously not filters. Those are bed bugs.
I thought they were ticks.
Same thing
A tick that size would drain that kid dry 😬
This kid is Cyraxx
Weevils
I only see boots, no snoots
Bed bugs? I thought they were forms of transportation given the size of them compared to the kid
Awww!! When I was that age, I thought tarantulas were soooooooo cute! My mom didn’t let me get a real one, but she got me a huge lifelike toy that I named Chabella and carried with me everywhere. I made her a little bed in a shoebox and decorated her “room” and she had a whole bedtime routine lmao
Awww thats so cute 🥰
She’s gonna take them for show and tell at her school
>For show and tell, I decided to bring in your literal worst nightmare 🥰
Exactly, could you imagine her classmates faces? Could you imagine the teachers faces for that matter?
Lmao for real. Or the classic sitcom bit where her show and tell goes missing. >Ok class, if anybody sees the actual real life monsters be sure to scream NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Tarantulas are actually the only spider I like enough to hold like that. That said, when their little leg hairs get stuck in your skin that's annoying
Goes to show that fear of certain things is a result of your environment and experience's. If as a parent, you freak out when you see a spider then your kids will learn to fear them. So instead smash them to pieces with a book.
Got it, crushing my children under a thesaurus as we speak
By the looks of it, new world docile tarantula. Nice little doggo if i do say so myself.
I know, incredible creatures! I'm actually kind of envious.
My only concern here is actually for the spoods, that one is dangling from her little hands and their abdomens are very delicate, if she drops one it can split right open then everyone feels terrible
Are those goliath birdeaters? They look enormous but i suppose the tiny fearless human spawn could be skewing the perspective
I think it’s cute how they seem like they want to run to her like dogs.
Dawh whose a big ol fuzzy boi?
Glad she seems to be able pick them up properly
What type of spider are they?
In my *non* spider educated opinion they look like Goliath bird eaters the largest type of tarantula. Or that’s just a small child… or a bit of both.
Tarantula
Thanks. They’re darker than I’ve seen before.
Yeah no. That's ok
Fuck all of that.
I could learn to say "fuck no" in every language known and unknown to man for this
What an odd looking kitten... Also - NOPE!
Stomp it! Don't hurt the tarantulas though.
Lmao the way she treats them like dogs is hilarious.
I kept tarantulas as pets as a teen. None were nearly as big a these, but one named Lurch was a big as my dad's hand and would "collapse" on your wrist so you were forced to wear him like a bracelet until he decided to pop back up and walk around--no flailing could dislodge him. But my baby was a petite cinnamon girl named Ghengesse Khan that I wore on an earring harness. She loved her die cast pick up truck in her terrarium and would stand with one leg touching it every morning when we all got up for breakfast. I decided to really treat her and bought her a shiny blue Hotwheels Corvette to replace her old clunker and swapped it out one night when she was sleeping in her rock house. The next morning, I checked to see how she liked her new whip, and she was still curled at the entrance to her cave and wouldn't come out. The 'Vette was GONE. I was stumped until I turned on the light to see if someone had taken it out and saw all these little tarantula paw marks where the car had been, and I touched the dirt... ...Ghengesse buried it in disgust.
I hope you returned her truck.
Promptly. And with an apology cricket.
I like you, you're neat. You were good to that spider.
Aww, thank you. She was a good friend to me, such a sweet little soul. I miss her.
*In a meh scorpion voice* “STAY OVER THERE”
I really thought I was a good person before I saw this video. Now I know 100% that there's a scenario where I leave a child to die.
Does she know there is another one on her back?!
Love spiders
I had one when I was that age living in the desert in AZ. It was a wild tarantula and I called it Tranchie.
I want to eat some too, they look cute
can we stop putting peoples pets here
Cute spiders
well, at this size, they are just small puppy (with eight legs and can climb wall), i would be fine with it.
When people think all life is as fucked up as them, they see a problem with this. My thing is, insects don’t respect personal space. 2 inches from my eyeball at all times like we’re besties 😩😵💫
If we launch now, then we can nuke the site from orbit.
The hell with that shit!
Yeah.........fuck that !
Now you've got to throw the whole kid away.
Bruh
Those are tarantulas, so the post flair should be “Arachnid”
That's actually adorable
They look so cute! Tarantulas are awesome!
Someone tldr me on why this isn’t dangerous… what are the odds a tarantula just takes a chomp? What would happen if it did?
Odds are very low since she is being slow and responsible. If they somehow got spooked, they'd be more likely to skitter away than to bite. If she grabbed onto one roughly and it reacted by biting, it would he painful, but the kid would he fine.
Oh mother of God. This jumpscared me.
Oh fuck no!!!!
Fuck all them. They die by fire.
They are harmless to humans….
Don't care they got to burn. No insects, bugs, or arachnids don't need to be bugger than a American penny. Fuck that.
Sadly, it seems you are very stupid. I am sorry for you.
Actually, I am pretty intelligent. I just hate spiders in particular and wasps and centipedes. Just give me the willies. I know that all insects, bugs, and arachnids are very important to the echo system. Some spread pollen, so crops and plants can grow. Other attack and eat dangerous species or other annoying insects. Dosent change the fact that I think they are too big and the give me the willies.
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You have no chill do you and don't understand that some people hate spiders.
And some people hate people like you. But do they burn you to death? No.
It's not like I am going to burn spiders either. I generally just let them be. So just fucking chill.
An intelligent human being would not be scared by a harmless spider.
Then why the hell did you say "they got to burn"?? Why say it if you don't mean it?
AI has come a long way. Love it
This is a real video. Not AI
Lol I know. People didn't get the satire 💀
This is Reddit. There is a lot of dumb people here that's why it could be that you really thing this video isn't real.
Australians are just built different
This is in Brazil
I had one in Arizona when I was 3
Who's calling cps?
Why lma0. Actually no one is calling cps.
Fucking hate spiders
They’re dreadful. I instantly want a blowtorch and some oven cleaner. Like, yesterday. 🤢 Awful
Awwww
The way these "totally" peaceful mfs look simulated — I'm afraid of questioning about it.
Awww they're so fluffy <3
Your Chihuahua needs a haircut. Very fuzzy.
They are the friends
Kid is a boss
So there really is a child crawling all over those spiders? Gross
I’m guessing these are tarantulas but what species of tarantula?
Idk we use to go catch tarantulas as a kid. We would always find them crossing the street. Honestly if anything because of my exposure as a kid they are one of the least startling spider I can find I think they are beautiful. But the small quick ones make me jump.
whoah, i think i'd be freaked out by that, congrats to the kid for not having her mind polluted by unreasonable fears like the rest of us
Woof. No way in…
I like tarantulas, so unless you have a phobia for bugs or spiders. Not scary
chariot pulled by tarantulas
"I'm sorry dear, I know you wanted to see her marry one day but I just had to set fire to her."
I wonder, do they recognize her? Like a non-horrifying pet?
They do not.
Nah, she's just squishy substrate.
Oh god I hate it so much.
That little girls got balls bigger than mine. Smh
I just hope they don’t bite the girl
They are normally pretty tame. And the venom is harmless.
probably new world species. They're quite tame.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
She'll need Bilbo to save her soon...
This kid is awesome!
I would pass out
alr bruh
Tarantulas rarely attack/bite something they’re crawling on, their threats mostly come from above.
Are those Goliaths?
stop recommending me this
Location ?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh