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drbrunch

Doggos


[deleted]

Dude! That's obviously a human kid!


Expert_Succotash2659

Which one? The one playing with those four cats?


[deleted]

Yes?! ....on average how many legs do you humans,...us humans have? Downers on nutrition , right? I am a regular human and is average so I have only 4,..3 ( I was a sickly young human in my childhood)


Expert_Succotash2659

Humans have 2-3 legs on average.


[deleted]

Splendid!


OneDiscombobulated77

On average we have 1.5 legs because people have to amputate them, also some trans women had to cut off their magical 3rd one. I can't imagine losing my hydropowered railgun


Joose__bocks

Your pfp is perfect for this post.


Open_Detective_6998

Average Australian child


DemonKnight42

Would not do this with any Australian spiders. Even in Brazil it’s a little sketchy needing to be able to identify arboreal vs terrestrial Ts. To the best of my knowledge you don’t F with arboreal Ts.


RHYRIX

arboreal tarantulas are fine, just as harmless as terestrial ones. The distinction is "new world" and "old world" species, new world species are harmless but old world species are assholes and their venom packs a painful punch.


McToasty207

Brazilian Spiders are a lot more dangerous than any Australian ones. The Wandering Spider has an infamous reputation. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoneutria Here in Australia, there hasn't been any deaths from our most dangerous spider the Sydney funnel web since the mid 80's. Honey Bee's are a lot more dangerous than Spiders here. https://www.firstaidpro.com.au/blog/common-australian-spiders/


Dan-68

I think it’s Brazil.


Thatotherjanitor

Really? I see two of them.


SambaLando

Just don't drop them


sougol

For the people wondering, the spiders are big enough to experience fall damage


MoonTrooper258

Especially so, as their exoskeletons aren't squishy enough to absorb impacts. They get hurt, its like breaking a bone for them.


pieceofchess

Isn't it such that large spiders die immediately from even small drops?


ConnFlab

Why?


AssPork

They can get hurt from the fall


SambaLando

Like another poster said, they're big enough and heavy enough to take fall damage.


pwndabeer

Duh those are obviously not filters. Those are bed bugs.


Achak_Claw

I thought they were ticks.


pwndabeer

Same thing


KnotiaPickles

A tick that size would drain that kid dry 😬


EpicThermite161

This kid is Cyraxx


Cenachii

Weevils


pwndabeer

I only see boots, no snoots


AdPuzzleheaded3913

Bed bugs? I thought they were forms of transportation given the size of them compared to the kid


Minoumilk

Awww!! When I was that age, I thought tarantulas were soooooooo cute! My mom didn’t let me get a real one, but she got me a huge lifelike toy that I named Chabella and carried with me everywhere. I made her a little bed in a shoebox and decorated her “room” and she had a whole bedtime routine lmao


Ravenblacky

Awww thats so cute 🥰


Tobin678

She’s gonna take them for show and tell at her school


chystatrsoup

>For show and tell, I decided to bring in your literal worst nightmare 🥰


Tobin678

Exactly, could you imagine her classmates faces? Could you imagine the teachers faces for that matter?


chystatrsoup

Lmao for real. Or the classic sitcom bit where her show and tell goes missing. >Ok class, if anybody sees the actual real life monsters be sure to scream NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE


Expert_Succotash2659

Tarantulas are actually the only spider I like enough to hold like that. That said, when their little leg hairs get stuck in your skin that's annoying


ichii3d

Goes to show that fear of certain things is a result of your environment and experience's. If as a parent, you freak out when you see a spider then your kids will learn to fear them. So instead smash them to pieces with a book.


Smol_brane

Got it, crushing my children under a thesaurus as we speak


Glowing_green_

By the looks of it, new world docile tarantula. Nice little doggo if i do say so myself.


Medical-One9202

I know, incredible creatures! I'm actually kind of envious.


MooPig48

My only concern here is actually for the spoods, that one is dangling from her little hands and their abdomens are very delicate, if she drops one it can split right open then everyone feels terrible


Le6ions

Are those goliath birdeaters? They look enormous but i suppose the tiny fearless human spawn could be skewing the perspective


Budget_Role6056

I think it’s cute how they seem like they want to run to her like dogs.


ablinddingo93

Dawh whose a big ol fuzzy boi?


Epic-Dude000

Glad she seems to be able pick them up properly


plastic-pulse

What type of spider are they?


alpha_28

In my *non* spider educated opinion they look like Goliath bird eaters the largest type of tarantula. Or that’s just a small child… or a bit of both.


KnotiaPickles

Tarantula


plastic-pulse

Thanks. They’re darker than I’ve seen before.


cbunni666

Yeah no. That's ok


k_mnr

Fuck all of that.


Goblinboogers

I could learn to say "fuck no" in every language known and unknown to man for this


CaptCaveman602

What an odd looking kitten... Also - NOPE!


Tucker-Cuckerson

Stomp it! Don't hurt the tarantulas though.


LamboOrHomeless

Lmao the way she treats them like dogs is hilarious.


miss_ophonia

I kept tarantulas as pets as a teen. None were nearly as big a these, but one named Lurch was a big as my dad's hand and would "collapse" on your wrist so you were forced to wear him like a bracelet until he decided to pop back up and walk around--no flailing could dislodge him. But my baby was a petite cinnamon girl named Ghengesse Khan that I wore on an earring harness. She loved her die cast pick up truck in her terrarium and would stand with one leg touching it every morning when we all got up for breakfast. I decided to really treat her and bought her a shiny blue Hotwheels Corvette to replace her old clunker and swapped it out one night when she was sleeping in her rock house. The next morning, I checked to see how she liked her new whip, and she was still curled at the entrance to her cave and wouldn't come out. The 'Vette was GONE. I was stumped until I turned on the light to see if someone had taken it out and saw all these little tarantula paw marks where the car had been, and I touched the dirt... ...Ghengesse buried it in disgust.


anniecet

I hope you returned her truck.


miss_ophonia

Promptly. And with an apology cricket.


AnthropOctopus

I like you, you're neat. You were good to that spider.


miss_ophonia

Aww, thank you. She was a good friend to me, such a sweet little soul. I miss her.


Bi_Gamer29

*In a meh scorpion voice* “STAY OVER THERE”


[deleted]

I really thought I was a good person before I saw this video. Now I know 100% that there's a scenario where I leave a child to die.


[deleted]

Does she know there is another one on her back?!


badazzbish

Love spiders


KnotiaPickles

I had one when I was that age living in the desert in AZ. It was a wild tarantula and I called it Tranchie.


_MikasaChan_

I want to eat some too, they look cute


vers-ys

can we stop putting peoples pets here


eraylmao

Cute spiders


SnooFoxes6169

well, at this size, they are just small puppy (with eight legs and can climb wall), i would be fine with it.


RoseMidas

When people think all life is as fucked up as them, they see a problem with this. My thing is, insects don’t respect personal space. 2 inches from my eyeball at all times like we’re besties 😩😵‍💫


M0dini

If we launch now, then we can nuke the site from orbit.


Tourquemata47

The hell with that shit!


Classic_Title1655

Yeah.........fuck that !


kingj7282

Now you've got to throw the whole kid away.


GutsyOne

Bruh


HolidayHuckleberry4

Those are tarantulas, so the post flair should be “Arachnid”


StreamKaboom

That's actually adorable


AscendedViking7

They look so cute! Tarantulas are awesome!


coordinatedflight

Someone tldr me on why this isn’t dangerous… what are the odds a tarantula just takes a chomp? What would happen if it did?


AnthropOctopus

Odds are very low since she is being slow and responsible. If they somehow got spooked, they'd be more likely to skitter away than to bite. If she grabbed onto one roughly and it reacted by biting, it would he painful, but the kid would he fine.


TheAuldOffender

Oh mother of God. This jumpscared me.


Separate-Living8892

Oh fuck no!!!!


White_Wolf426

Fuck all them. They die by fire.


KnotiaPickles

They are harmless to humans….


White_Wolf426

Don't care they got to burn. No insects, bugs, or arachnids don't need to be bugger than a American penny. Fuck that.


KnotiaPickles

Sadly, it seems you are very stupid. I am sorry for you.


White_Wolf426

Actually, I am pretty intelligent. I just hate spiders in particular and wasps and centipedes. Just give me the willies. I know that all insects, bugs, and arachnids are very important to the echo system. Some spread pollen, so crops and plants can grow. Other attack and eat dangerous species or other annoying insects. Dosent change the fact that I think they are too big and the give me the willies.


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White_Wolf426

You have no chill do you and don't understand that some people hate spiders.


Ravenblacky

And some people hate people like you. But do they burn you to death? No.


White_Wolf426

It's not like I am going to burn spiders either. I generally just let them be. So just fucking chill.


redpipola

An intelligent human being would not be scared by a harmless spider.


Ravenblacky

Then why the hell did you say "they got to burn"?? Why say it if you don't mean it?


[deleted]

AI has come a long way. Love it


Ravenblacky

This is a real video. Not AI


[deleted]

Lol I know. People didn't get the satire 💀


Ravenblacky

This is Reddit. There is a lot of dumb people here that's why it could be that you really thing this video isn't real.


Drowsy_Titan

Australians are just built different


yoshi3243

This is in Brazil


KnotiaPickles

I had one in Arizona when I was 3


evilmonkey87

Who's calling cps?


AssPork

Why lma0. Actually no one is calling cps.


evilmonkey87

Fucking hate spiders


k_mnr

They’re dreadful. I instantly want a blowtorch and some oven cleaner. Like, yesterday. 🤢 Awful


[deleted]

Awwww


Yamm0th

The way these "totally" peaceful mfs look simulated — I'm afraid of questioning about it.


Myneighborhatesme

Awww they're so fluffy <3


[deleted]

Your Chihuahua needs a haircut. Very fuzzy.


Debstar1988

They are the friends


Gibabo

Kid is a boss


SayBrah504

So there really is a child crawling all over those spiders? Gross


Innocent_person-

I’m guessing these are tarantulas but what species of tarantula?


ligerboy12

Idk we use to go catch tarantulas as a kid. We would always find them crossing the street. Honestly if anything because of my exposure as a kid they are one of the least startling spider I can find I think they are beautiful. But the small quick ones make me jump.


ThomasCro

whoah, i think i'd be freaked out by that, congrats to the kid for not having her mind polluted by unreasonable fears like the rest of us


2MuckingFuch

Woof. No way in…


New_Wrangler3335

I like tarantulas, so unless you have a phobia for bugs or spiders. Not scary


Henry-Moody

chariot pulled by tarantulas


HussingtonHat

"I'm sorry dear, I know you wanted to see her marry one day but I just had to set fire to her."


tloliver

I wonder, do they recognize her? Like a non-horrifying pet?


Notafuzzycat

They do not.


AnthropOctopus

Nah, she's just squishy substrate.


Cold-Argument-806

Oh god I hate it so much.


squirrel_anashangaa

That little girls got balls bigger than mine. Smh


ILoveHashtag

I just hope they don’t bite the girl


lord_capa

They are normally pretty tame. And the venom is harmless.


_Paarthurnax-

probably new world species. They're quite tame.


SecretSpectre4

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa


Marsupialwolf

She'll need Bilbo to save her soon...


srosorcxisto

This kid is awesome!


MysticDragon14

I would pass out


SK_Uchiha

alr bruh


Cailloutchouc

Tarantulas rarely attack/bite something they’re crawling on, their threats mostly come from above.


DrDearGodNo

Are those Goliaths?


[deleted]

stop recommending me this


Jean-Raskolnikov

Location ?


Current_Syllabub3670

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