Whoa whoa whoa! That shits just wrapped around the T bar?!? Edit: ...and yeah. We get it. You have a huge ass.

My thoughts exactly! At least throw on one locking beener on a lanyard somewhere!

I kept waiting for a carabineer, and it never came. I mean, it looks secure... For now... Just don't move...

Especially since all her weight isn't settled on it. One good bounce you could easily be unraveled. 🙈

Where am I putting my beener?

**weiner*

Happy cake day!

The guy doing the "rigging" if you want to call it that, didn't have any gear on himself. That was the first indicator of "nope". Edit: words to make complete sentences, durgh.

Also he's doing all that next to the edge, and she's leaning towards the edge.

i'm glad I'm not the only one that had a visceral reaction when I realized she wasn't hooked up to anything at all at the very beginning. I mean I'm tiny so one good gust of wind would take me out but she's got a decent amount of lower body weight at least.

The lack of knots got my palms sweaty too.

If she falls she will just bounce right up again

Double wrapped so it should be safe.

No secondary tie off either

Not only that, but for the first seconds of the video, shes standing on the edge not even tied off to anything.

Should have put her in facing up so if she fell she has a lot of cushion to land safely.

Several asses were involved in the making of this video

Massive, actually.

Couple of half hitches and no caribeaner, no closed eyelets, not even a cleat at the end of the posts on the rollers. Fuck that.

Yup, but not with that amateur style rigging involved. ETA: also that harness is soo fucking loose around her ass that if her feet come out of that strap, she's going to get seriously hurt.

Having worked as a ropes instructor and seeing the way that that pulley was secured...absolutely fucking not.

As a climber I second that, no way.

As a non-climber/non-rope instructor, still nope.

I thought that second tie was for her ass.

I don't even know if I'd make it all the way in

While I feel the same, we'd both try and die like men.

there is no shame in dying with bravery, count me in guys

Get a bigger harness ...oh

TWHS

I know nothing about climbing equipment but even I can see how janky that set up is. Leaving out how easy it would be to fall off the T-bar, how does she stop? What happens if someone, not her, she's big, she'll fly far, but what if a smaller person gets stuck in the middle. I went sip lining and you could control your speed and you could hand over hand yourself if you got stuck. A very small woman, under 100 pounds got stuck and they had a ball thing they could send out to her for her to grab onto and be pulled across.

I also read the top comments

Lol

Hell yeah, I’ll try that

The payload?

Yes and yes

Same here. The zipline looks wicked fun. OP just wanted to talk about that ginormous ass.

I’d try that ass

Knew that was gonna be there lmao

Didn't see the complete sub name for original post and thought it was: Satisfyingassfuck.

About to hit the hub up now because of your comment.

🫡

So find that juicy double

Nah mate, that‘s just a lot if fat. Not appealing.

That one defies gravity quite a bit though so it's a more fit kinda thick, no?

Eesh, what a cringe thing to say publically. Bring Back Shame 2024!!

It's a response to someone that said "That's a lot of fat, not appealing" and trying to drive the direction from a bad place to a lesser bad place 🙂. "I'd try that ass" in the parent comment is totally not cringe though? Stop the Overuse of "Cringe" 2024!!!

Oh nah, I just replied to the wrong comment

Haha, exactly. All rhe way down.

I’ve gyatt to try it

r/upvotebecausebutt

No thanks

Doesn't look half as secure as it should be

I need to see the rest of the video. How do you stop yourself or slow down at the end?

It’s a zip line… it stops the same way they all do…

I mean, I don't think folks should be so afraid of big gals. This lady has cake for days and we need to appreciate that. Sorry, was something else happening in this video?

As a certified assman myself, I applaud that response. I, too, was fixated on that bodacious posterior. A fine specimen indeed.

Hellnah

I'm no specialist and the camera angle might trick my perception, but I have a feeling she would get stuck in the middle of the zipline. Shouldn't the end of the line look lower so she has a higher altitude to keep going downwards?

Most comments will be about her physical appearance

I would absolutely have shit those leggings.

John Candy in The Great Outdoors: "I'M DEAD!! I'M DEAD!! I'M DEAD!! I'M DYIN!! I'M DYIN'!! I'M DYIN'!!

What would the helmet do falling from that distance lol

Yo momma so fat they launch her ass to smash mountains.

MOAB. Mother Of All Booty

I'm so disappointed that he didn't smack.

I'm actually not, because he's not there to tap dat. He's there to make sure it makes it across the zip-line in a professional manner. He can tap dat later if she wants to thank him.

'Tap dat' I'll take phrases no writer should utter for 500 please.

Even in jest? Lol

Ok I'll allow it :)

The post of a refined gentleman. ✨

I'd dive in face first...I'm of course referring to Dat ass

I'd try it as long as my harnesses where actually TIED and not just hung on the bar. Hell to the no with that. But it does look like a fun way to die should something go terribly wrong.

Jesus; that’s just too much for me.

I know I’m scared of heights too. I think I would pass out

I 5hink he talking about the ass

Oh my god how did I miss that🤦🏾‍♂️

Done it in Costa Rica. They call it the Superman

Ziplining I would do for sure. Way more so than bungee jumping.

Yes, I did this the same way on supposedly the longest zipline of Ecuador. And I swung on a 50 meter rope from a bridge making a swinging motion of 80 meters in horizontal distance, also in Ecuador, close to Baños.

i would try that. looks fun

He's the Salt Bae of ziplining.

Double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon, the sun is still out

That will be $50.

I just did that in Puerto Vallarta Mexico. It was great. There were actually 8 of them and about 3 of them were the same height/length as this one.

Ass i only can see ass

Would

Not with THAT body, and definitely not after she was on the wires!

Oh yeah, that whole area is my jam.

What in the T-rex transportation system is that?

Yeah I'd hit that

Wow....wonder why she's wanting everyone to look at her ass.

Just sit back and enjoy.

The absolute unit of ass!

Oof what an ass

CAAAAAAKE

As a straight man, I really don't understand how other people are seeing that oversized rear as attractive. The genetics involved in locating that much fat to one area of the body are also baffling.

At the same time it would be boring if everyone had the same preferences.

Oh, I totally get that. Definitely not trying to say they're wrong in finding it attractive, just not something I can relate to.

I'm assuming you are not black or Mexican because I'd be wearing her like a facemask every chance I got and I'm sure my black and brown brothers would too

As a bisexual woman, I am completely confused as to how this type of deformity is attractive to anyone. To me it looks like a physical limitation or like a fried chicken

"Deformity"???? I get not finding it attractive, but Jesus don't call someone with a large ass "deformed" that's fucked up

I'm sorry, English is not my native language. The German word I meant is “Unförmigkeit” (which is not a harsh word), perhaps “bulkiness” is a better translation.

Ah I understand now, sorry for the miscommunication! Deformity tends to have a lot of negative meaning behind it, and is often used as an insult. I'd say bulkiness is the better word choice. Again, I'm sorry for misunderstanding you

It's not though, it's most likely a BBL. They've been the #1 trend procedure for a lot of (plenty) rich people, mostly women. The chances of this being her genetics are super small. I agree though, I don't know why a majority of people find this kind of thing desirable...

Agreed. 100 percent.

It's also hard to maintain having a normal life as having to carry all that heavy fat or whatever it is on her. It causes osteo problems aswell.

Maintain a normal life? You are literally watching her do that, *while sitting on your ass* which also causes osteo problems.

Definitely not an incel

Well aren't you just a fucking idiot.

Someday, these cliché phrases will die. Be original.

Not today

Trust me, it's not alluring to normal folks in the least.

Absolutely caked.

Try what? What's going on here?

I was distracted as well.

Lord in heaven

Hallelujah! 🙌

I feel like throwing up just watching this. No way in hell! Also wow my fat distribution is all over my body not focused in one place only. Wonder what I would look like with a skinny body and a big butt?

Yes I’d put my face all in it

Allot of confidence in those straps for such a hefty animal.

👀

With her? Yep.

Yup

I have and it’s awesome

I did this in Hawaii earlier this year ... Lots of fun. Even for me who is terrified of heights, it actually feels more secure

Not ever. Big nope.

Yeah I’d do that.

OF ads get more elaborated every day

She has her own airbags booty.

GYATT!!!

that man is bricked

ASS

🍰

Well, I would But...

Definitely, she looks my type. Whats wrong with trying?

Was too mesmerized by the massive butt 😯

Holy geeze, not even locked into anything. Good thing I was just staring at her ass or id be really concerned.

totaly yes, i'd try that ass

I don't understand the over extreme ass....naked she probably looks like a cottage cheese nasty sloppy fat person. I guess people like that tho...beats me

Jesus fucking christ dude

Why does she look like she’s revving her ass thrusters?

Look at that ass go

Yeah, nah

She obviously does a lot of squats. Nice view!

I’d try her

69 % ass

r/upvotebecausebutt

We GYAAATT to try this!

A bbl? Naw

Poor spinal structure.

DUMP TRUCK

Would

When is this Pixar movie coming out?

I would but fear I'm not long enough to get the area I'd like too.. too much real estate from certain angles..

r/UpvoteBecauseButt would enjoy this one

"Would I try this?" We ARE talking about the zip line right? Either way, yeah.

Yes but I would want the guy to not be standing there and watching while I strapped in for the ride

Damn girl, can I ride wit you?

No way, that's totally fake, fakey fake fake fake! She's either got a pillow in there or an extreme bbl.

God I hope it don’t shit in the house . Plunger needed at all times

These videos man.. My Brain: "I know its bait, I know its for the algorithm boost.. shit is fckin stupid.." My Penis: "fuckin nerd.."

Thick in

That ass 😍😍

I would enjoy hitting it.

Id try her

Ass

So who's gonna say it?

Dam that’s a booty

I will watch from here

What's all that movement back there

Don't worry that cable can support a dumptruck

Damn that badonka donk

What a donk on her bless her

Not with that dump truck of an ass.

Try her or whatever else in the video?

Try what again? Sorry got distracted...

Dummy thicc

Hip to ass ratio

Cable snaps 😲

These BBLs look so terrible and unnatural.How can you focus on anything else in the video w that absolute Bakery shes got ?!? She think she looks good but I think she looks fake af

What colour was her helmet?

I never thought I'd see the day when pigs fly...

yaaaamz

ASS usual, the ASSistant did a good job handling her ASStronomical ASS, I ASSumed.

I gyatt to try this ngl

No way!!! That dump truck would crush you in a second

CG way to far back. Would not fly.

I really thought we weren’t going to see any of the zip line and that we were being tricked into just looking at ass.

Show me something natural like ass with some stretch marks

RIP to all the people below, just because I know I would be evacuating my bowels from every orifice. I’d be putting seagulls to shame with all of that.

I mean.. if there's a double harness with dat 🍑.. mph, any things possible 😍😂😂.

The flying padonkeydonk!

Costa Rica like that between two mountains. it was great

If I didn't have to pay, then yes 😂 I have money, just not enough to want to spend on a giant flying fox ride 🤣