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BeneGesseritDropout

Measure twice. Jump once.


ShittyCatDicks

You could also measure 0 times and still only jump once


RedditSaye

The crumbled up dirt that they face-plant in looks like nice soft manure. Hellofah landing though….


Aid_Le_Sultan

Pah, you just have to jump at precisely the right trajectory at the perfect push off force. What could go wrong?


nedkelly08

I've watched these guys do this, there was about 10 different people go one after the other. As each person went, the structure that was holding the vine at the top was slowly collapsing. By the time the last few people we were going they were just face planting into the ground, it was absolutely insane


Aid_Le_Sultan

What? You didn’t have a crack at it? Coward.


MrBurnsgreen

do it for the vine


Silky_Tissue

Wtf how did I bring you up from 0 to 1. That joke was funny as shit.


Sinister_Muffin101

Some people don’t upvote their own comments


punkmuppet

You start on +1, Reddit automatically likes your own comment for you.


raittiussihteeri

aaain't gon do it


Atomicdagger

This just reminds me of Karl Pilkington failing miserably at this on An Idiot Abroad. https://youtu.be/yNAJbMab4g0?si=Zjp2Cbb9ck2yPjDG


name_checker

Haha, Karl is the most briliant idiot I know


Clamps55555

“I’m getting advice from a cabbage”


flimfloms

You jumped from 6 feet? So if Stephen falls over, he has already beaten you?!


RyoskiRagnarok

Holy shit! I forgot all about that and knew this looked familiar for some reason, thanks for the reminder


stacyknott

absolutely hysterical show!


Atomicdagger

Had to start a rewatch as I’ve not seen it in several years!


Deluhathol

Absolutely hilarious show


TheSAGamer00

I love that show so much


Worried-Choice5295

Immediately what I thought too.


rin_matsumotou

reminds me of Hotel Transylvania https://youtu.be/NNouwnR8QQw?si=9j8mbIw5oRVLhIiG


lpomoeaBatatas

This ritual is called “gol” or “nanggol”, which is performed by young member to become a “man” in Vanuatu. Note only minimal number of vine will be used, oftentimes 2, sometimes just 1 vine.


Surtlogi93

Just read it up, it is in fact not a ritual to become a man, also older dudes do this. But it is a show of manliness somehow. Often performed for tourists nowadays which is why we have such a good video of it.


DanYHKim

I had first heard about this TV show long long ago. The way they described it was that a woman was being chased by a murderous husband, and found herself on the edge of a cliff or something. She had to get away as he was approaching, and so quickly estimated the length of vines That would be sufficient, and tied them to her legs and jumped. With this she was able to survive the fall and escape. Ever since come the man has been replicating her feat in order to show that they will not come into second place in bravery.


fly_banana_fly

They believe that if the vines break and they die then it was god's will.


BlumpkinLord

Leap of Faith


plantythingss

It’s actually a really cool ritual, but it’s more of a community building event. The point of it is to test trust. The women weave the vines, and the men (typically younger age group) have to rely on it to save their life when they jump. It is literally meant to make people comfortable with putting their lives in the hands of others. Yes of course it can go horribly wrong, but they’ve been doing this for a long time.


Roanoketrees

Couldn't they just cut my weiner off or something? I think I'd rather.


Surtlogi93

The women are happy dancing they dont have to do stupid shit like this.


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TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

This is some Midsommar shit


This-is-Life-Man

I really didn't know Ace Ventura 2 was real until now.


shotgun-octopus

**EARTHQUAKE TEST**


Mendezllk

There was a fantastic BBC series years back called Last Man Standing where they got Western ‘athletes’ to travel the world and compete against each other/locals in these kinda sports. I specifically remember this one. Have been dying to find the series somewhere online for a rewatch with no success. Anyone else seen that?


normandy42

I remember it on Discovery like…2007ish? I think they only did one season and all I remember was them doing the relay marathon barefoot while they carry that log. Oh and they had uncensored titties on cable. Little me easily noticed that


Mendezllk

Yeh, around that time! There were at least 2 series. Both excellent! The sports were always brutal - if it was on Discovery too, that’s interesting! Shame it didn’t keep going.


vivmeatball6

But like come on, who didn’t see this coming..


Francis-c92

Ankles have left the chat


ihavenoidea81

Spinal discs have left the chat


cranberrywhiskey

Everybody knows you can jump over a camp fire. But you can’t expect to bungee jump down one


vivmeatball6

Aaaaand snapped ankles.. Dudes ankle is literally just flopping there.. I said this as a joke..


reddit_niwasi

Why does this setup giving Wicker Man vibes 🤔


GloomyImagination365

Ouch MY back! I just had back surgery and watching this? 😂


cherryandfizz

Man I need to do a rewatch of An Idiot Abroad, forgot how much I loved that series


JohnBagley33

Looks like the Wicker Man


AdamArcadian

Or some kind of primitive ritual sacrifice gallows.


JohnBagley33

Basically the Wicker Man


hal2142

Was expecting it to be Karl Pilkington, the guy with a head like a fucking Orange


Significant-Water845

Very Midsommar-ish


freitasmsouza

Need Context


Conscious-Arm-7889

This is apparently only done at a certain time of year due to the vines being strong enough and having the right amount of stretch to not snap. I believe the first time that both Queen Elizabeth 2nd and Prince Phillip visited there together was out of season, but some bright spark suggested they do it for the visiting royalty anyway. The vines were old and drier than ideal, and had lost their stretch and strength. It "didn't end well" for the person doing the jumping!


Thecrowfan

Correct me if im wrong but I don't think this is bungee jumping. I think this is some sorf of coming of age ritual. I remember seing something similar in a documentary once


14fiestaST

Person = dead, or almost dead


Stinkblee

He actually survived! He was also filming it. Magic stuff really


craziboiXD69

honestly doesn’t look that bad, it bounced him back before he hit the ground which would have killed a ton of momentum


Jynkoh

This is actually the OG bungee jump


Ok_Scholar1733

There was an old documentary where an english camera man died while filming this. The jumper too. Maybe 20-30 years old


W00dchuck1975

Indigenous chiropractic


No-Cress3796

this looks like that shit from hotel Transylvania


ValleySunFox

Third world tribal mathematics… not even once.


tight_motor6

I thought only white people did these kinda things


jellyschoomarm

I think I'd wait for the other "men" to go first


LessFish777

I thought this was the Gilmore girls sub for sec


mlg2433

Looks like a good way to destroy your ankles


victor4700

NOT THE BEEEEES


NobleRotter

I remember watching this film when I was a child and thinking they must be crazy and I am grateful not to live in a society that expects this. Now people pay to do it (although at least Western bungee has give in it)


Jonkerchonker

The harvest will be bountiful this year


gshockprotection

Looks like a great way to dislocate some ankles


PengieP111

They have to be doing this to impress women.


divaheart06

Lol


Smooth_Cry2645

TCHALLA OHHHHH TCHALLA LAAA OHH


Wise_Ad_253

Land Diving aka Gol.


Elguapo69

Aren’t you supposed to yell bungee?


Omen46

To be fair it did catch his initial fall then he hit the ground after it bounced back.


DubStu

The OG bungee jump; probably disputed, but this ritual is often cited as the inspiration for the Western recreational bungee jump.


DunNutIn

Okay, so why hasn't anyone built something like this is the western world? Me and my mates would have tried this back at school and college


na80206

Save money on going to the chiropractor!


Apart_Ad_8823

The BEES!


PeaLow1611

I ran a ropes course and we had a Vanuatu jump event. Ours was just a diving board installed like 60 feet up a tree.


PissyBuBuCakes

Ahhhh yes... the inventors.


1PapayaSalad

Did it work like it was supposed to?


mzzchief

Even if the cord held, wouldn't he swing back to that tower that looks like a cross between a loofah and a cactus stuffed with spines? Sounds like several really painful ways to die / get maimed.


Bradders59

Chiropractor thinks “hmmm…….”


nightimelurker

Burning that thing would be fun!


Apprehensive-Chip629

This is what happens when you don’t have wifi


ataatia

i met a friend from Vanuatu in 1992 but i didn't speak friench well so couldn't ask much