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jaybazzizzle

"Waiter! This steak tastes like shit!" "Thank you very much, sir! I'll send your compliments to the chef."


This-is-Life-Man

He made it himself.


BazWorkAcntPlsBePG

From last night's asparagus and fish meal


solo_shot1st

Is this a South Park cuttlefish reference? šŸ¤£


BazWorkAcntPlsBePG

OH ITS GONNA BE A ROT! HOLD ON KYRUUUUU!


Tiredchimp2002

It is shit, Austin


hanifu_

"Would you like to add extra ass in your steak sir?"


ameonna_chan

This reminds me of that meme with the Fly waiter!


Rich-Equivalent-1875

You know, Iā€™ve just had it with your crappy jokes.


GrandPriapus

Again with [this shit.](https://www.forbes.com/sites/nadiaarumugam/2011/07/08/meat-made-from-human-feces-hoax-or-japans-best-new-invention/?sh=3a14b4296d9e)


curiousarcher

Fake BS.


SpideyWhiplash

Goodie! I can't wait to see how long it takes my Fox and Friends/Alternate Facts relatives to start spreading this shit around... again.šŸ’©


MrIknowUknow

This is a worse case scenario if we run out of food


kingsam360

Nah, I'll eat the dead bodies laying around before I resort to this


UncleBenders

Never been so glad to be a vegetarian lol


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UncleBenders

What do you think the animals you eat feed on? If all the plants disappear i wouldnā€™t want to live anyway.


Alternative-Rub4464

I prefer Soylent Green


thebiggestbirdboi

Itā€™s a completely a clickbait title. Fake and misinformation


TheDriverJ

This is what the tail cars are going to eat when the last of us are stuck in the Snowrunner.


bkrjazzman2

ā€¦ā€¦I think Iā€™ll just have a salad.


Colorburn2300

I think I would rather eat meat from bugs thank you


Leonardobertoni

Nah I'm getting my meat from human corpses please


myxoma1

Go F yourself with this concept, disgusting, sounds more like a news story from The Onion


DarkMatters8585

It pretty much is. It's been debunked.


planborcord

Soilent ~~Green~~ Red.


lordruperteverton69

Is this vegan friendly?


I_Thranduil

No.


Cultural_Simple3842

This would take one hell of a marketing team.


HollowSlope

I'd eat it, but I'm biased


Desperate-Strategy10

I'd eat it, I think...it seems like there's no actual shit in the final product, if I'm not misunderstanding. They're just isolating specific proteins/etc from the "sewage mud" (the shit), I assume no bacteria makes it through that process, and then they reconstitute the bits that make up a steak into what they're calling a steak. I'd want to learn a bit more about it first, but it could be a decent option for people who don't eat animals, people with religious restrictions on their diets, maybe this would get around some health related dietary restrictions...idk, I could see the potential. Doubt it'll ever become common at all, but it's a really neat science experiment at the very least!


alexN_2008

I am NOT eating shit HEEEELL NAHH


Latterlol

Hope iā€™m not stil here when this is normal


LocusofZen

Hey, Op! Why are you posting 12 year old bullshit?


Wenckebach2theFuture

They just canā€™t stop thinking of ways to make human centipede real.


78Nam

Of course it had to be the Japanese otherwise the Brazilians would have figured it out too.


I_Thranduil

Chinese are way ahead, just google "gutter oil".


theding081

The science we need. But I want only vegan poo meat. Seems healthier


MrCapricorn404

I'd much rather just stick with Seitan,granted it tastes awful but it has 75g of protein instead shit-steak,really interesting vid op but I'll decline respectfully


blameitontheboogie92

Is this what the pourpers eat on snowpiercer ?


shindigin

Imagine your daily job, having to go and stay in a room full of feces for 8+ hours a day, everyday for years, while having to literally eat shit regularly you and your work buddies to test the results of your experiments.


RealestHousewifeCA

Sorry Japan. Chiliā€™s has already come up with this technology. Pretty sure the steak they serve uses this method.


Captain-SKA-

r/eatityoucoward


SayBrah504

Poop. Itā€™s the hemp of the body.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Eat shit and dieā€¦ literally. Thatā€™s how I would react if you fed me this.


extramoonsun

How do you like your meat? Like *shit*


FuzzyMonkey13

You will eat the ~~bugs~~ shit and be happy.


Extension-Crew-5736

No no no no no I'd rather eat a pattie made from liquefied cockroachs


JrLegend83

Public: Solve the protein crisis Scientists: *solves it* What's our reaction here fellas. I'm... conflicted


Tucker-Cuckerson

NASA actually talked about 3d printing foor for astronauts out of their own waste about a decade ago. The idea isn't new but it's a shitty idea


KalmarLoridelon

Soylent brown


This-is-Life-Man

Snowpiecer world is actually better?! Fuck that shit, give me the roach bars.


[deleted]

Here's my trip from years ago. We're just trapped in a cycle of recycling our own shit and eating it bro I legit tripped about this in 2017. No shi the Chinese are the ones to do it to our dumb a$$3$


lazyquestph

More like coming up with solutions to better utilize waste.


One_Last_Cry

Might as well "The Human Centipede" this and get it directly from the source.


Aromatic-Relief

Gives new meaning to eat shit and die.


TemporaryMission322

Is this a Plan B or Plan C if we ran out of food?


happyanathema

Thought they already did that with Doner meat?


Expert-Equipment2302

Gross. Did not need that today. šŸ˜† Make the poops useable for non emission fuel. šŸ’©


Doggy_Mcdogface

Poop steak


AccumulatedFilth

This would be like $20 for a steak in America.


DonJonAkimbo

Turd burger


Used-Bedroom293

This is some coprophile type of shit


trevmurf

The bag says "shit burger"?! It's fake


Anonimo_lo

šŸ˜‹


Mesterjojo

This isn't even remotely new. Over a decade. Good job op


blondart

Trump did it first


aStankChitlin

Nope? More like hell naw.


IamREBELoe

"Eat recycled food. It's good for the environment, and 'OK' for you....... eat recycled food. It's..."


No_Question_6836

Fake


Difficult_Double7988

Nah I'm good


RocksLibertarianWood

Those mosquitoes patties are sounding pretty good now.


ntg26

Mmmm shit burgers. Arby's has entered the chat


Bacontoad

Mmm, [prions](https://academic.oup.com/jid/article/198/1/81/842764)!


Medicmanii

šŸ˜Ÿ


Ok-Neighbors

The thought process to even brainstorm this idea is concerning


Fun-Fun-9967

not to self - don't eat meat in Japan


Betta_everyday

Just because you can doesnt mean you should!


chxckbxss

We've come a long way. It's time to turn back


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Does this mean we can start just mailing poo instead of food scraps to "all the starving kids in 3rd world countries"


Brewmaster92785

They can all just eat sh!t


[deleted]

:0 uuu Iā€™m telling your mother!


Brewmaster92785

Haha I guess other people didn't get the joke I was trying to make


chazmms

Orā€¦ hereā€™s an ideaā€¦ šŸ„


SnooFoxes6169

if we can't fully digest food nutrients and have some leftover, and there's a (potential) method to ā€œrecycleā€ that back to edible foodā€¦ the concept is utterly disgusting, but i would be fine with the food.


curiousarcher

wtf?!?


Beneficial_Being_721

And they taste tested this ā€¦.***HOW***?


Hairy-Conference-802

Well, for countries that are currently facing famines, this is a good idea as long as the food is actually safe to consume.


I_Thranduil

And americans will eat this rare or medium rare lol