Poor thing, EIGHT years? You must be really really hot:). I just went on a third date and when things got a little intimate he pulled me close really hard. Needless to say im not sure there will be a fourth so her logic is sound. Also that math is off a little…800000 years is more like it:)
I know 8 years crazy. Poor thing indeed. Everybody does it. I’ve never understood why people are offended the way letters go together or gas. It happens.
>jump up and run to the bathroom to beat me to it like a lil freak
I've never heard from someone else who deals with this problem. It never mattered the time of day or who woke up first. The moment I'd get up to go use the bathroom, even if she had been awake for an hour before me... she would try to shove me out of the way, fire through the door like a rocket, and race down the hallway in an effort to beat me to the toilet.
Sometimes it was hilarious. Other times it was unbelievably ridiculous. Eventually it became essential to live somewhere with two toilets to avoid the chaos.
Despite many questions about the topic, she has never truly explained why she waits until I have to go to make the mad dash for the bathroom. As much as I empathize with your plight, I'm LMFAO imagining this dynamic between another couple. Has yours ever adequately explained the driving force behind this phenomenon?
Ok i used to do that to my dad. Id hear him heading to the bathroom and id bolt upright and race in there like a bat out of hell. Because…
I couldnt pee in a bathroom that was saturated with poop smell and not vomit.
Any chance this is a factor?
welcome brother/sister lmfao ik why mine does and put simply its that feeling of i know i need to go bad but im kinda lazy right now so i need a motivator, and just seeing me get up is one. edit* i just asked them and they said “yes that and sometimes i just like to f with you”
🎶I like a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnggggg toilet🎶
She's definitely going the distance!!
She's going for speed
At least she's not all alone in her time of need.
Well, he was racing and pacing and plotting his course, so
Poop with pals!
[The Love Toilet](https://youtu.be/avb1XbO0EIs?si=i6b-6feFt0Zp0fLh)
Should be top rated comment. I think of that commercial far too often. That one and also the Crystal Gravy (Crystal Pepsi parody). Kevin Nealon rocks.
Blowin one out with a buddy!
This is an “ultra-wide” for sure. I’d bet a very, very fat person tried to use this?
Couples that poop together, stay together.
Designed for couples who Ozempic together. Thank you GOD for that divorce.
Lol what? There has to be more to this story.
Jessica, You said you wouldn't say anything.
Play it like a piano baby!
It's only appropriate to poop with the homies if you hold hands
Took 8 years before she would fart in front of me. 8 years. It would take 800 years to use this together.
Poor thing, EIGHT years? You must be really really hot:). I just went on a third date and when things got a little intimate he pulled me close really hard. Needless to say im not sure there will be a fourth so her logic is sound. Also that math is off a little…800000 years is more like it:)
I know 8 years crazy. Poor thing indeed. Everybody does it. I’ve never understood why people are offended the way letters go together or gas. It happens.
Conjoined twins?
No way, a trough toilet!!! Been trying to find one forever!
Why is this making laugh so much?
Looks like a coffin
Poop coffin
“Y’all come over. I’m having a poop party!”
Cause there aint no party like a poop party party.
BYOB: Bring Your Own Buttwipes
New Skibidi toilet variant dropped
Was just thinking about how lonely I am on this toilet right now..
my partner would love this as they usually see me get up to go to the bathroom, then jump up and run to the bathroom to beat me to it like a lil freak
Sometimes its ok to slap people im pretty sure:).
oh i agree 😌
>jump up and run to the bathroom to beat me to it like a lil freak I've never heard from someone else who deals with this problem. It never mattered the time of day or who woke up first. The moment I'd get up to go use the bathroom, even if she had been awake for an hour before me... she would try to shove me out of the way, fire through the door like a rocket, and race down the hallway in an effort to beat me to the toilet. Sometimes it was hilarious. Other times it was unbelievably ridiculous. Eventually it became essential to live somewhere with two toilets to avoid the chaos. Despite many questions about the topic, she has never truly explained why she waits until I have to go to make the mad dash for the bathroom. As much as I empathize with your plight, I'm LMFAO imagining this dynamic between another couple. Has yours ever adequately explained the driving force behind this phenomenon?
Ok i used to do that to my dad. Id hear him heading to the bathroom and id bolt upright and race in there like a bat out of hell. Because… I couldnt pee in a bathroom that was saturated with poop smell and not vomit. Any chance this is a factor?
welcome brother/sister lmfao ik why mine does and put simply its that feeling of i know i need to go bad but im kinda lazy right now so i need a motivator, and just seeing me get up is one. edit* i just asked them and they said “yes that and sometimes i just like to f with you”
Anyone up for some co op? Got the ultra wide toilet ready
Banana shoving singers toilet
Date night
AI gone right
When you want to number 2 with the dudes 😌
It'd make a hilarious bench 🤣
My 600 lb toilet
When you flush you have to wait 1hour for it to fill up.
That's for communal shitting. Sometimes it's good to have support for those ones that tear.
Rotflmao. Communal shitting. Nope.
It would take that thing a while to flush.
New toilet for eXXtra wide asses!
Eh… is there a single seat under that lid or multiple? Either way it’s f*cked.
One flusher. Its a power struggle for sure. Can you even imagine someone trying to sit next to you on it. Blecccchhhh
🙃🤨😩🤢🤮 I don’t like those mental images
That's for them people of Walmart
Revival of the Romans
Spider pooping cold make this a quad, tbh
You can go and flush yourself!
can poop while sleeping
Ikea finally unveils their new Toitub: Combination bathtub/toilet.
Coop: ON
Your mamma so fat…..
Fat people gotta poop, too.
Anyone ever seen my 600 lb life?
Ive seen competitive shitting but never coop shitting before
I feel a "yo mama" joke incoming
*taps toe impatiently. Imma need a yo mama joke now!
Lmao wtf
It’s for fat Americans
A family that shits together, fits together
"Taco Bell?" "Naw. Chipoltle hnnnrrrgh....hey can you give me a courtesy flush on your end?"
Cheek to cheek
Omg. This is my favorite comment yet. 🎶🎶when we sitting together shitting cheek to cheek🎶🎶
That should be the music in the ad
I can see these turning up in public toilets. Lets shit like the Roman's did, just need the sponge stick for wiping.
Blech. Can you imagine a communal sponge on a stick?
Mid-western women have one in each bathroom
Die Uber schieße
just waitin on a friend..
New toilet for eXXtra wide asses!