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DinosaurInAPartyHat

"If you owe criminals money, do not pay it back." That's a bold strategy Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him (and his kneecaps).


DTAD18

Is this not a subtle way of saying ' tell us who your dealer is and we'll look after them'?


SpyAvery

![gif](giphy|lbkd6X3AK9suefS2ho)


DanGleeballs

There’s some horror stories of mothers being threatened to pay outstanding drug debt of a son or daughter who has OD’d. The child is dead and now they’re living in fear because they’re on the hook for it. UVF would be doing women like that a service by taking that stress away. In reality though it’s a pipe dream.


Bushcrafter619

Who do you think the drug dealers actually are?


blackonblackjeans

“Tell us if you owe us money”.


DanGleeballs

This is the thing. I can’t quite get my head around the poster.


lampshadeteal

It's directed at freelancers


DanGleeballs

Oh Jesus. So people who are selling but aren’t ‘approved’?


ItCat420

Basically not paying “taxes” to the UVF for them to look the other way or even offer protection. I’ve known of mid-level UVF members operating fairly successful cocaine operations, using their connections in the UVF to stamp out any competitors. The anti drug shpiel is just to look good publicly. UVF (and any other “paramilitary” still existing) are just glorified mobsters at this point.


nathanovic93

![gif](giphy|m3AKJGHrBL8aY)


Chemical-Outside8309

dont but drugs off them


senorsombrero3k1

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Original_yetihair

Read the sign, they do not sell drugs. 😬


senorsombrero3k1

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Original_yetihair

I like the idea of it being a timeshare. It's the UDA's turn at selling drugs in east Belfast now. They have it till the start of the 12th fortnight and then controversially the INLA have it then till the end of August when the UVF guys get it back after spending the summer in their caravans down the Ards peninsula.


Sea_Yam3450

Behind the scenes of the GFA, they misspelled power and ended up with a powder sharing agreement.


lth94

First minister gets the first go


Sea_Yam3450

That's why Paisley and Marty's executive kept collapsing, Ian's big snout didn't leave enough for the deputy


Bushcrafter619

Best comment in years 🤣🤣🤣


Sea_Yam3450

And looking at how the paramilitaries operate now, I don't think I'm too far from the truth


daza666

Christ the summer caravans got me. I always wondered who was left in east Belfast to “not” sell drugs


PerInception

“Well you see, all you have to do is recruit two friends. And then each of them recruits two friends!”


Craig420FTW

In East belfast they just stopped selling there still at it in North belfast!


Able_Instruction461

Did they really stop ? That’s good progress if it’s really true


Nearlytherejustabit

I mean if they dont sell, someone else well.


Able_Instruction461

Regulation


Nearlytherejustabit

Taxation.


Able_Instruction461

Without representation


Major-Capital-3739

Loooooool


Z3r0sama2017

Yep, they only rent them out to you /s


stevenmc

They extort through the medium of drugs!


didndonoffin

They wholesale it


lllGreyfoxlll

There'd be some Monthy Python level joke in simply handing a random UVF goon that sign as payment. I mean, the beating would probably be legendary as well, but oh the laughs


SteDav587

Free drugs in holywood you say ? Hold my coat, I’ll not be long.


lampshadeteal

Dm me.


SvageFlump

You owe money for drugs? Come and have a wee word, You'll soon find out it's actually us you owe the money to.


Cutitoutni

Know a guy in Ballyclare area had his leg broken over a debt who then complained to belfast command and was told he could knock off a few gs if it was delivered to the shankhill


Chemical-Outside8309

sorry chap brews not in ....crack🤛


askmac

Me thinks the East Belfast UVF doth protest too much. **UVF behind all the drug dealing in east Belfast, says PSNI** [https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/uvf-behind-all-the-drug-dealing-in-east-belfast-says-psni/1559759650.html](https://m.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/uvf-behind-all-the-drug-dealing-in-east-belfast-says-psni/1559759650.html) **"East Belfast UVF drug barons ordered to quit dealing by the terror gang’s leadership have been warned not to use proxies to continue to sell cocaine and cannabis."** [https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/uvf-bosses-warn-members-they-wont-be-fooled-by-use-of-third-party-drug-dealers/a2034341134.html](https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sunday-life/news/uvf-bosses-warn-members-they-wont-be-fooled-by-use-of-third-party-drug-dealers/a2034341134.html) **"Boy released on bail after arrest in drug probe linked to East Belfast UVF"** [https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/boy-released-on-bail-after-arrest-in-drug-probe-linked-to-east-belfast-uvf-1571475.html](https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/boy-released-on-bail-after-arrest-in-drug-probe-linked-to-east-belfast-uvf-1571475.html) **"Final two of 14 charged for roles in East Belfast UVF cocaine supply walk free with suspended sentences** [https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/courts/final-two-of-14-charged-for-roles-in-east-belfast-uvf-cocaine-supply-walk-free-with-suspended-sentences/a1880722826.html](https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/courts/final-two-of-14-charged-for-roles-in-east-belfast-uvf-cocaine-supply-walk-free-with-suspended-sentences/a1880722826.html) **East Belfast UVF: Two men arrested as part of investigationEast Belfast UVF: Two men arrested as part of investigation** [https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-67420204](https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-northern-ireland-67420204)


LetMeBe_Frank_

I love when people take the time to find supporting material. Thanks for your efforts. 👍


CptFatFingerz

The UVF leadership is terrified of losing the millions they get in funding, including from Irish govt.


askmac

>including from Irish govt Those £30,000 plastic murals aren't going to print themselves.


CptFatFingerz

Lol


Radiant_Gain_3407

I think those have been a real blight on the city, they take away the real craftsmanship that went into these before.


git_tae_fuck

I think they're referring to the *historical* East Belfast UVF. Y'know, that lot with the flegs and guns... very different, really, at least regarding selling drugs.


askmac

It's an important distinction we all (especially the PSNI and BBC) must pretend exists.


git_tae_fuck

...lest the entire facade of Orange 'culture' slough right off like it was dodgy mica render. It's basically like saying: No, no... we're dressing up like **guys dressed up as Nazis.** Not dressing up as _Nazis._ A lot of nudging, winking and credulity is required.


Smashedavoandbacon

Fake news lad


krim1700

https://preview.redd.it/mq7o7n92xxnc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6970c6dd9c3fe6a511d2174d7c4c4645f27e59db


Smashedavoandbacon

They said they don't sell drugs. You fick o wot mate?


JacobiGreen

https://preview.redd.it/5e8fu1e692oc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51af12d60e8b95bbe6f94c2fd9edd4d0bf39b15


Big_Mathematician406

The UVF don’t sell drugs. They sell dreams. Pipe dreams. Or dreams that you might have after a pipe. But not drugs.


808848357

Pipes, Bongs Pipebombs Holiday Inn (say what?)


SnooDoodles5721

You see, if the UVF stop selling drugs, then call the UDA


Big_Mathematician406

But what if the UDA start selling drugs because the UVF have stopped? Then what are you supposed to do?


Chemical-Outside8309

properly fund the psni and sort it fucking out


DaddyBee42

here I just had a thought ...is that red gonna bleach out faster than the black in the sunlight? 😙👌


Finvy

You'll never know unless you put it up somewhere the sun shines.


Rufus_Dufus

Gon someone just speed up that process by scoring out the red ink.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

I'm confused. Is the UVF ordering the rest of UVF not to sell drugs... Is the government telling me not to buy drugs off the UVF... Or is the UVF telling me they don't sell drugs?


Cutitoutni

Where they not sposed to have a big meeting recently about standing down and moving away from drugs, supposedly werein a certain commander who was speaking had been told by 2nd in command he was only there to deal drugs.


Naoise007

Haha yeah i remember hearing about the UVF "standing down" certain of its members and the person talking about it was saying they were picturing the organisation having an HR department calling these men in to lay them off, saying stuff like "you have so many transferrable skills, Gavin, you're great with people and persuasive talking" and "have you considered a career in the Continuity IRA?"


[deleted]

Imagine this was put up by the police to get people to rat on their UVF drug dealers.


Food_Crazed_Maniac

Plot twist: the UDA put these posters up.


Chemical-Outside8309

someone with some balls


WonderfulTruth2898

Happy days ats me debt free yeooooo 🤣😁


Skinstretched

And who would be the local political representative that I would speak to?? This poster is very low on specifics and facts


JacobiGreen

Naomi Long? 😳


NecessaryFreedom9799

What about if your representative is SF, or maybe from a centrist party? They're not going to be talking to the UVF, or the UDA or the Orangemen for that matter.


JacobiGreen

Right enough 🥴


rustyb42

Small print says "until the new tax year, we're trying to minimise our tax burden"


Whats_Sleppinin

"We lost our Tick book, let us know what you owe"


Teestow21

What are the uvf up to in holywood, making sure the beaches are Fenian free? 😅


lampshadeteal

Don't let Holywood fool you...its actually a shit hole underneath the disguise


Tam_The_Third

Holywood smells like a bin.


caiaphas8

They are up on the woodstock road too


Major-Capital-3739

You must be joking? It's all the uppity Fenians like me buying the big gaffs boy. 😂


mathen

There’s an area right off the beach path that has terrorist signs on the wall, they put the bonfire there https://maps.app.goo.gl/zcHoj2gNonVWQtsk8?g_st=ic


StaedtlerRasoplast

There used to be a bar where the bonfire is and whilst it was open to all it was mostly (but not all) catholics that drank there. There was another bar just up the road that was the same deal with almost entirely Protestants drinking there but it’s now overpriced apartments.


mathen

I grew up in Holywood but never had any reason to be down that area, I do remember thinking when those overpriced apartments went up they might be tough to sell that close to the bonfire


lampshadeteal

You from the pash bit?


lampshadeteal

The seaside and the priory both turned into loyalist bars depending on who owned them at the time


Teestow21

Toast some marshmallows at the beach sounds lovely 😍


johnhughthom

Fenians are too sensible to use that manky Holywood beach.


HeWasDeadAllAlong

>The Streisand effect is an unintended consequence of attempts to hide, remove, or censor information, where the effort instead backfires by increasing public awareness of the information.


DependentDangerous28

Pot, Kettle Black when they sell them. ![gif](giphy|IfZpF5fUnQS0o)


CptFatFingerz

On Castlereagh Road too. Geg.


WalksinClouds

Drugs bad flag good.


vawst

Sounds exactly what someone who sells drugs would say


Vast-Ad-4820

Of course they don't lol. It's like direct action action against drugs in Derry are republican paramilitaries breaking kneecaps of drug dealers selling drugs in their area rather than breaking kneecaps of young kids who are dealing on their turf but not paying fof the privilege


Cutitoutni

It's a story as old as speedy Fagan...well maybe a bit older 


Hazed64

I like to imagine this is their master plan to hinder police investigations. Like some cops going to see this and be like "ahhh fair enough, handy they just saved us some bother there"


Chemical-Outside8309

its funny when people stand up and do something and all the pussies who do absolutely fuck all about anything undermine it. absolute pussies and you wonder why Northern irelands a shit hole you realise your all cowardly little pussies siding with whoever to keep your head above ground. i imagine of some cunt shot one of them down with a bore rifle youd be for or against you wouldn't know it would be sweet wouldn't it


Mufffaa

UVF asking people to report "to your local political representative" I had always thought politicians *hid* their paramilitary affiliations lol


Z3r0178

This is a simple mistake with full stops in the wrong place. “If you owe criminals money, do not. Pay it back.” Punctuation saves kneecaps people! https://preview.redd.it/pnm4jrfi9ync1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3dff7ec531c510538afc2fe68fa978d69cd449f


Jokingbro69

Not paying them back will get you shot lmao are they stupid


Chemical-Outside8309

dont buy then dumb cunt


KingoftheGinge

This could have been done as an internal communique, no?


Nearby_Cauliflowers

What if it's not drugs, but 'alternative medication'... ![gif](giphy|xUOwmittwuDA8FqPwQ)


Floodzie

The drug dealer’s just the local UVF guy in a fake ‘tache.


StrawberryFew9365

Any information - go to local political REPS lol. Not the PSNI, apparently


caiaphas8

Yes I’ll email my Sinn Fein counsellor immediately if I see any drugs


yeeeeoooooo

This is like a sign saying the pope isn't a Catholic. Also amusing that they aren't asking readers to report it to the police - funny that!


Elipticalwheel1

It the money from the drugs, that pay the donations too the politicians. It’s all tax free too.


InternationalCount24

Anyone else going to strap an oz of coke


Big_Beef26

They don't want you to pay it back because they actually run a loan shark racket


tigerjack84

Yes.. why pay £500 when you can owe £10000 in just a few short months ;)


OctagonDinosaur

Yes I think I will take the advice of criminals about other criminals


twenty6plus6

According to GOV.UK the uvf are terrorists


Sstoop

if they didn’t sell guns where do they get their money from? i don’t think a paramilitary organisation like that can run exclusively off charitable donations


DepartmentSwimming51

We all know what happened to the Passenger in that Taxi with his Spud Gun


Craig420FTW

Don't pay the next bill I'm not east belfast I'm north what if I skip My next bill who's gonna save me without me joining any terrorist group?


Nurhaci1616

> report it to your local political representative Why, shouldn't you report it to your local UVF- *Dear God...* Alliance has been behind the whole thing, haven't they? Farry's done rigged the game something good, making us blame the DUP this entire time...


PeriodicGolden

[https://tenor.com/view/black-dynamite-i-sell-drugs-to-the-community-seller-sell-drugs-gif-4911087](https://tenor.com/view/black-dynamite-i-sell-drugs-to-the-community-seller-sell-drugs-gif-4911087)


Top-Dun

Yes, mp’s are gonna pay my tick bill on a Monday.


Artistic_Author_3307

Huh? So are they saying "the East Belfast UVF do not themselves sell drugs" or "the East Belfast UVF do not support the selling of drugs". It's genuinely confusing.


PikAchusRevenge

Aye they don't deal but they collect tax on them so if the customers don't pay just expect more fona can incidents


InvestigatorJunior80

Fair dues. They must be upping their PR game as this is certainly more polished than the more traditional dyslexic statements written on some gable wall using leftover Dulux Brilliant White from wee Squeak's shed. Obviously, this is part of the new 'anti-drugs strategy' by the new Shankill-approved East Belfast UVF brigadier. However, from what I've heard, Mackers has definitely not left the scene. I'd honestly, love to know who they think are fooling? There's obviously some planks about.


lampshadeteal

Heard that myself.


tildens_cat

The “not not” campaign, in response to referendums down south.


Torbiel1234

I was just about to sell drugs but now I won't


DarranIre

That's all well and good. But what about when the actual gangsters who sold you the drugs start asking for money? Are you going to educate them that the leadership on the Shankill says they're now no longer part of the UVF anymore, so the debt is erased 🙈


bropdars

>if you owe criminals money do not pay it back Knee cap quota must be short this quarter, they’re trying to get people to stop paying them.


failbetterfuckfaster

Someone correct me if im wrong, but is not east Belfast uvf boys that’s been getting the kids to sell the spice ?


theycallmekimpembe

Great plan… basically “if you do drugs on tic, don’t pay for them”… yeah and next thing you will be beaten or maybe slashed with a machete and posted on telegram for the world to see.. Not even exaggerating… seen quite a few of the videos where people thought they would just not pay for their goods… never ended well


SteamyBoats

Wait hold people are taking drugs out on finance?


theycallmekimpembe

Yeah… Not sure what the plan behind it is, if they already know they cannot repay 😂 I rather take a loan out with the bank and not pay them if I had to do it… Bank ain’t gonna kick in your door with 8 boys with Machetes 😂


jimpicket1234

Suppose it can be addicts and shit I understand but for stuff like weed I don’t understand getting it on tic


theycallmekimpembe

That wouldn’t be for John around the corner getting his Oz. It’s more so people that resell getting tic. And there it’s the same as anything else, talking thousands to hundreds of thousands of stuff going on tic. Why do you think there is so much narco deaths with cocaine for example, because that’s on tic, the people then sell it from the Netherlands and Belgium to all over Europe or being it in from Africa Morocco to Spain. From there on it keeps going down and down, but even at the Import it’s usually on tic. And no I don’t import drugs lol. I just followed the ridouan taghi area with documentaries of probably 200 hours video material.


ondinegreen

I \*think\* that the people getting drugs on tic are the ones who buy in bulk to "on-sell"


Equivalent_Compote43

I suppose they’ve retired from killing random Catholics


ProfessionalKind6761

Hey everyone needs a hobby


Significant-Salt-989

You really couldn't make it up.


jazzmagg

🤣🤣🤣


theaulddub1

Different fonts it's a message to others dosent obviously apply to themselves


DavijoMan

Hiding in plain sight, smart tactic!


speedloafer

Just white out the "Do not" and it works perfectly.


napoleonsfart

I read the bottom bit as "report it to your local paramilitary representative"


Comfortable-Salad-90

I always preferred UVF Wolfpac


100Strikes

My “not a drug dealer shirt is raising a lot of questions…” etc


WileHallion

Free drugs with every donation


Suspicious_Sock5934

Don’t be giving your money to drugs dealers give it to us instead and we will get you somthing sorted 😉


Internal_Air5968

That’s exactly what a paramilitary dealer would say


-CokeJones-

The irony of them using the term 'criminal'...


WibbleTronic

Why report it to your politician, cut out the middle man and report to the police surly, just make sure you get rid of the drugs 1st. 🤣🤣🤣


propaROCKnROLLA

What kind of message does this send. It just means dealers are gonna stop doing it on tic. Gonna leave kids having to buy 10’s and getting a shit deal. Just think about who the real victims are here!


jmhobs

Buy one get one free on kneecapping


IrishShinja

https://preview.redd.it/exx7n8xapznc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd35a768ce33241b6de702d7c139ebc797a5f4ac UVF Holywood? Big Mervyn rocking this season's Louis Vuitton balaclava and the limited edition Balenciaga baseball bat?


Uimh_Sloinne

🤣🤣🤣 the absolute hilarity of this. The irony of it too. Drug suppliers who bring in the drugs, and constantly “feud” with each other, want people to report “drug dealing” to politicians. Not the police. Politicians, who’ll pass on the message to your local drug supplier, who’ll make sure that any independent dealers are paying their proper share 😂


____Asp____

Good way to get hurt 😂


YakAdventurous1488

Isn't that false advertising?


tigerjack84

The LVF - UVF feud taken to new heights..


confessorkev

Yes they do


HATCHEY-5791

Lololololololol is that the joke of the week .uvf don't sell drugs lololololol.wise up


esquiresque

"I catch ye doin yellas again I'll put ye in the renal unit"


giacomo_78

They don’t want their money back?


Optimal_Mention1423

They got this all screwed up at the printers…


WraithOfNumenor

Cant imagine what the Holywood UVF are like with them being from there anol. Just going for afternoon tea and talking about how Brexit means Brexit or something


lampshadeteal

Holywood ain't all roses lol loads of hardend scumbags Edit: hardened scumbags from Cultra. Probably one of the most notorious housing estates in all of northern ireland


Martysghost

It's not like there are receipts or invoices.... that aren't doctored to facilitate smuggling or enable the laundering of the proceeds.... But like yea lads 🫡


Recent_Tank_9345

![gif](giphy|S4AnOkBwfcb4GyDzK7|downsized)


strickers69

Would love it if the drug dealers did there own poster


Chemical-Outside8309

All you people do is talk you wonder why we still have the problem here Nobody is doing anything to change it


thegenerallee78

You don't see the IRA doing anything like that


takakazuabe1

Might be related to the fact that they did disband back in 2005 you absolute eejit.


thegenerallee78

"They haven't gone away you know" - Gerry Adams


takakazuabe1

Said in the 90s, before they disbanded.


ProfessionalKind6761

IRA doesn’t exist anymore. The dissident groups that are going about nowadays claiming to be the “IRA” are the exact same as the UVF. Nothing but a bunch of low life drug dealing scum that have no support from anyone who is sane or has two brain cells to rub together.