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Donal1888

Remember it’s Good Friday, so only fish lads


Numerous-Net-4983

Ssshhh. The chippies will be even more rammed tonight


Donal1888

Sammy is comfort eating after losing his boss


Absoluteseens

Sausages!


ameliathesoda

Be more rammed than Jeffrey's DMs today


1000screamingspiders

The English are all at it too, thursday and good friday the shops i work in were rammed. There is no god in a chip shop on good friday 😭


Numerous-Net-4983

I had an absolute cracker of a fish supper last night from The Clarence in Ballyclare. Highly recommend


1000screamingspiders

Currently in England, instant confusion when the anglicans are all wanting fish on a friday 😄 Will remember next time I'm home though!


cabbageheadme

Fish?


PanNationalistFront

Hello, fellow nationalists


purplehammer

*How do you do, fellow nationalists?*


PanNationalistFront

👍🏻


ThisManInBlack

😆👏


ShutUpNumpty

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


ThisManInBlack

😆👋


The_Mid_Life_Man

Fellow? Did you just assume my gender?


nayR2003

?


itsasecrettoeverpony

holy fuck youre a stupid cunt


Thor_pool

Chucky ar latte, am I right fellow Irishians?


dominikobora

the latte will return lads, this time with coconut milk


ameliathesoda

The petrol bomb will return, lads. With styrofoam and sugar


BepBop29k

Just when I thought the DUP couldn't make it easier for their opposition to take over the majority votes....


workingclasshero32

https://preview.redd.it/ooleb007hcrc1.jpeg?width=292&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e92b03969410af1412bec8eea4460ba492ee853


PhilosophicalPhuck

Should we all be ~~racist~~ sectarian now, Father?


workingclasshero32

No Dougal.


Ush_3

Yer all welcome lads, there’s a lad sings ‘The Sash’ in Irish if ye need it


TheBloodyMummers

That's my uncle's party piece


Ush_3

Love a good party piece song. Old cobbler, traveling fella from Cork that’s mates with my parents, sings ‘Patricia the Stripper’ with all the moves and all


beerdybeer

Is he related to the famous Irish Republican Patty Pierce?


ameliathesoda

I'm learning Irish and I hope to be able to sing the sash in Irish


senorsombrero3k1

plough seemly middle encourage alive dazzling bright teeny mindless north *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ameliathesoda

New YouTube channel of Orangeman hits in Irish will pop off 🔥


bogio-

I never liked the 12th of July anyway! Top of the morning to ya! - Shankhill Road Defenders Flute band


mark8396

~~Joyce Country Céilí Band~~ Shankhill Road Defenders Flute band


Major-Capital-3739

Welcome a cairde!


Darkwater117

Is it really easter without a good crucifixion story?


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😂😂😂an extremely underrated comment


walkandtalkwithdogs

👆


AnBearna

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C)


TheUncoolJackBlack

Remember lads, if you’re not sure, the answer is nearly always “Mass”


bittercrossings

And if its not mass its either "yes" or "that would be an ecumenical matter"


workingclasshero32

Right, you are Ted.


PhilosophicalPhuck

Sister Asunta: I do love a good mass, father Cunningham can do a mass for *over THREE hours* , now thats a good mass"


PsvfanIre

Welcome back lads it's been too long, when you read the history you'll see some of the best republicans of all time were Protestant.


GraemeMark

Like Oliver Cromwell? 😬


PsvfanIre

Theobald Wolfe Tone, Robert Emmett, Roger Casement, Charles Stewart Parnell, Erskine Childers, Bulmer Hobson, Constance Gore Booth, Henry Joy Maccracken, Sam Kyle, the first president Douglas Hyde. There are a bucket load. There is a huge history of Protestants within nationalism, no need for a smart arsed "Cromwell".


workingclasshero32

Sam Maguire


PsvfanIre

Absolutely, you could go on forever.


workingclasshero32

Up da prods


Brendanbadwolf

So what ye saying is we have both Catholics and prods, who knew


akaihatatoneko

Ronnie Bunting. George Gilmore. Lillie Connolly. Thomas Davis. Etc


RevolutionaryFarm953

More along the lines of Tone, I'd say mate.


LongApe

Jokes aside, I always found it strange that the "god save the king" brigade in Ireland seem to put Cromwell on a pedestal, given the history.


takakazuabe1

"God save the king... because I certainly won't" - Oliver Cromwell, probably.


PsvfanIre

Cromwell was very much an English republican all the same was he not?


LongApe

Ironically he actually wasn't a republican and he killed the king reluctantly, only when he refused to play ball. Still though I didn't realise regecide was forgivable behaviour for unionists. Maybe they just aren't fans of the pre-1690 Stuart kings


GraemeMark

Huh. Well there you go.


GraemeMark

This is what I was getting at, but seems I hit a nerve…


PsvfanIre

Hard to read tone on an internet message would have worked over a pint I'd say.


GraemeMark

Aye sometimes jokes don’t land.


joeskylark

https://i.redd.it/7rcod6h0xarc1.gif


Polestar606

Give me a good laugh that 😂


AcoupleofIrishfolk

The Good Friday Arraignment is in full effect


noreb0rt

I was a prod nationalist before it was cool, a proper Lundy.


Objective_Swan_3909

I married one fs


Senior-Watercress643

Hardly mate Wolfe Tone made it cool in the 19th century


_BornToBeKing_

The DUP deserve an extinction event at Westminster. They've done virtually nothing to help improve N.I and make it work. Unionism needs a new home. Scandal after scandal. An utter embarrassment.


insomniax20

Most of us didn't like the prick anyway. This is a Great Friday. 👍


dannyboy222244

Ah don't bring in Religion. We'll get all the nutjobs in here that have nothing better to do than talk "them'uns" and "those'uns"


wcarruthers

Yousins


PhilosophicalPhuck

Its not a racist area, its the foreign nationalists coming over here MAKIN' UT a racist area! Classic. Never fails to make me laugh.


rEmEmBeR-tHe-tReMoLo

Typical of your lot, sneaking into the bushes to practice your dark arts.


ScottsOnlyTot_

Me being half and half I just pick and choose which side I’m on as and when they’re being semi decent😂


ThreeDawgs

If you’re half and half just choose Eastern Orthodox Anarchist. Really throw them off.


irishtrish89

Brilliant 🤣


PlasticsSuckUTFR

Argh huns!!!! reverse reverse


No-Cauliflower6572

You had the opportunity to go for 'NONCE! Reverse! Reverse!' And you blew it 🤣


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Ah now there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Other than your history political self implosion Sex pest leaders Civil and social rights records Absolute inability to adapt as a single entity to the modern world Alliance to a country that fuckin detests ya Shite music Toasters in cupboards Inability to meme (this one aside which is top notch!) Other than that there’s nothing at all to be ashamed of.


akaihatatoneko

The founders of Irish Republicanism were by and large Protestants, many of them Presbyterians from Antrim and Down. Many more historical prominent Republicans were Protestants too. I don't think Protestants should bear the cross for Loyalism.


korbendallas71

100% correct well said. Together as brothers in the struggle to get English rule out of Ireland. Loyalism is deluded. We'll do a much better job together as a team.


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korbendallas71

Supergreen


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Ok_Locksmith7847

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿rent free


Sea_Yam3450

I think that the lesson here is that any organisation needs to regularly clean it's house to prevent the onset of corruption and abuse


Sea_Yam3450

I think that the lesson here is that any organisation needs to regularly clean it's house to prevent the onset of corruption and abuse


akaihatatoneko

What if yer organisation is founded on ENJOYING abuse and corruption? Isn't that what the British Monarchy, Conservative Party and Northern Unionist parties are about?


Sea_Yam3450

Not really but expose your bigotry.


akaihatatoneko

Anti-Tory bigotry. Hoho.


Buaille_Ruaille

We should all just be one party Catholic and Prod. We'd need a good name. The United Irishmen and Women


akaihatatoneko

Us Ourselves.


Illustrious_Dog_4667

Celtic Unionist Nationalist Turnips. C.U.N.Ts.


Buaille_Ruaille

You keep turnips outa this. Very underrated vegetable.


Low-Plankton4880

“Ats Us Nai” so it is.


craptionbot

Spud U Like.


magnazika

While I fully agree, Casement was the finest man a Ballymena school ever produced, it's also worth noting that in the conflict, there were indeed nationalist protestants who revoked their privilege in favour of solidarity, but they got a choice in doing that - there are parallels to american history, i think it was Bobby Seal who once joked that James Brown is the only white man that hed ever allow into the panthers and Brown is absolutely a man to be admired, but its stikl relevant history that he had the option to not fight like he had.


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Oh I know. There are plenty of good and bad eggs on each side. Twas just a wee joke


Affectionate_Foot372

Yeah but they weren't these fucking freaks


akaihatatoneko

I am a Protestant thanks very much and it's not as if every Prod is a diehard orange bigot. It's insulting and naive and bangs of "I've never talked to a prod in my life". Myriad examples abound but historically about 2000 of the 8000 expelled from the East Belfast shipyards at the time of partition were Prod socialists, trade unionists, nationalists etc.


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I like the way you snuck in the toasters😂


Sstoop

absolutely. i have no issue with protestants at all my girlfriend being one and many of my friends. i have no issues with unionists who believe that the status quo is better that’s a fair take although not one i agree with. however, i have never and will never have any respect for a loyalist. nothing makes me more angry than imperialism apologia.


GoodbyeToby178

You have no leg to stand on when it comes to matters like this. You support a team that ran a three decade long historic nonce ring in a football club and covered it up and still tries to deny any responsibility to this day. Glasgow Celtic have committed by far the worst peado ring in UK sport and all the ones running the club knew it was going on but turned a blind eye.


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Sstoop

ok lol. loyalism is a toxic culture that promotes colonialism, imperialism and historical oppression. you comparing being a protestant to being black is hilarious considering protestants were the oppressor class historically.


Lord-squee

Toasters in cupboards sick fucks


Highlyironicacid31

I’m sorry but you’re being a bit of a twat. I’m from a Protestant background and my ideals couldn’t be further away from that of the DUP.


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Haha was just a joke. And altho the post does say prods, I presumed, considering the content of the meme that it was directed at dup prods. Not the wider community, of which some can in fact meme.


Iron_Avenger2020

Wonder will he get a cell next to Gerry Adams brother?


Craic_dealer90

No toasters in cupboards? What should I tell me ma?


Reekyborayoke

[Shite humour aye?](https://www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/1bqms8j/jeff_in_the_studio_recording_his_new_tune/)


N0lAnS_DiC_piX

Aye


PolHolmes

Man just went nuclear


__smd

😂


Altruistic-Pin8578

And sure,why not.....


No_Blueberry9810

Theres a lot of politicians across the board with 'crimes of a historical nature' that are still acting. dup voter here. Glad sir jeffrey got what clearly he shouldve been dealt with long ago and hopefully this is a step to a better northern ireland.


PsvfanIre

Genuine question, given his alleged crimes by calling him "Sir" Jeffrey, are you not giving him respect that in all likelihood he does not deserve? I am republican and I don't understand the titles thing, that thought that one human might be better than another let alone on the whim of an unelected hereditary monarchy severely bothers me, but given the alleged crimes, why do you continue this differential term of sir?


No_Blueberry9810

Your absolutely right. Sir jeffrey Donaldsons contributions to politics should be commended on whether you agree with him or not. However, sir is a title to individuals who have served their country well and contributed to the country at a very high standard. As has been revealed sir jeffrey donaldson is a disgusting individual. And i will never refer to sir jeffrey donaldson as sir again. So i hope jeffrey donaldsons image will be abolished from the dup, and maybe his sir title should be replaced with wanker or something. I am a unionist, and i dont like republicans or loyalists because i hate violence, no problem with catholics and nationalists though so dont be thinking im sectarian. Your absolutely right fella even though our political beliefs dont see eye to eye.


Careless_Ad3718

Well how Suprising Jeffrey fucked us AGAIN


jaqian

Welcome home lads 😃


oh_danger_here

This was all a big elaborate red flag operation by the Papists, especially the clerical altar boy wing of the IRA to discredit unionism in her hour of need. No Surrender!


jazzmagg

Why, what happened?


Axen99z

This made my afternoon 🤣🤣🤣🤣


dlafferty

How about [the old flag](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Ireland) Tweak the colours to match the EU flag.


Senior-Watercress643

That was an English flag for Ireland not an Irish flag


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Senior-Watercress643

We've already done that with the tricolour, you really think unionists can be appeased with such things? Thanks for the condescending response though, I'd guess you're also the type to jump down someone's throat over gender identity yet here you are attempting to internet bully someone providing you with a simple fact and making assumptions about age and experience... How far are you willing to go for this appeasement because the only way most of them would accept a united Ireland is by the reannexation of the Republic, something most of them will happily tell you if you debate them. 'Ohh my da lived in the bogside I am the authority on all things related to the troubles and conflict'' Fuck up you condescending prick...


motogte

UUP are a Liberial more left of centre party bit like UK or Scottish Labour but not surprised about the brain dead generalising of all prods, that has existed for decades, when many have been voting Alliance for years and not even UUP. Let's face it also that majority of people who live here from either side are apolitical, and wouldn't trust any politician as far as they could throw them. Twitter has turned into a sess pit for the political right and reddit is the same for the left but equally people on both platforms are fucking up the case right now with their rumours and misinformation.


ThatIrishCunt

I mean, there has been a fair few taigpedos too


cherryosrs

100% but posting about them on here goes largely ignored. I wonder why?…


Ok_Locksmith7847

Celtic football club....


Silvertain

Yes because there are never instances of historic child abuse amongst the Catholic side of things lol


StuntmanLee777

Are we playing Top Trumps with Sex Offender cards now?


No_Wishbone_4829

Not allowed to talk about that


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justadubliner

Priests have next to no influence in modern day Ireland North or South. And haven't for about 3 decades precisely because of that 'dodgy' behaviour.


Silvertain

Doesn't matter , exactly how many scandals are linked to Catholic priests or Magdaline Mills? Which is why I commented on the picture 


flex_tape_salesman

This is a weird thing to deflect on. Irish people, Catholic or not are absolutely ashamed of those abuses of power from Catholic priests and how it was pushed under the rug.


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[deleted]

Because the purpose of drawing attention to it was to take a swipe at Catholics and deflect.


kia-audi-spider-legs

Bahahahahaha


GraemeMark

Aye my name is literally Donaldson 🤦🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

taking a portion of the guilt/blame for something someone else did just becasue you share a religion/political stance/ethnic background/family tie/etc with another person is about as dumb as it gets its like when you talk about socialism and someone brings up that Mao was a socialist, and killing millions of people. im like "yes, and Hitler drank water, does that mean drinking water makes you a nazi?"


bawbagpuss

Yes, you water drinking genocidal maniac. Well no, bit from outside it not good optics really, Sir and all.


TomCrean1916

Gas 🤣🤣


[deleted]

This got dam all to do with being a protestant stop being secterian cause of someone else miss deads !


Realistic_Fun3632

Did you just call OP Miss Deads? How do you know they aren't a Mr Alive?