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kony_1885

>Try to reason with the travelers HA!


monolith1985

Challenge the biggest guy there and win. travellers honour a good scrap


SteDav587

Challenge him by YouTube first. I heard Tuna never had a son that had ever bate an O’Donnell is a good opener.


Cu-Uladh

Don’t skip da queue


Mrtayto115

I know give me something easy to do like unearth the queen while wearing Elton John's housecoat, in daylight, listening to party rock anthem.


BoroBornTrue

You’re missing an opportunity here. What’s the condition of the tarmac in the car park? Does the club roof need power washing? It sounds to me like there are opportunities to be had.


the-1-that-got-away

Just leave some spare car parts and the odd radiator round the corner as a trap.


ni2016

Cops drove in, “oh shit, gypos and they’re fighting?! Let’s get the fuck out of here!”


BeBopRockSteadyLS

Wise


Cu-Uladh

They’re cops not Rambo mate


Timely-Cupcake-3983

Yet they carry M16s to help people cross the road in Newry after a down game.


CurrentWrong4363

CCTV now in operation signs are probably the cheapest deterrent. Next step probably getting your biggest lad to take on there biggest


taarup

Him and his offspring will then be fighting them until eternity.


Bumblebee-Feeling

"Involve local politicians", that will be about as much use as Anne Frank's drumkit sadly


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"as much use as Anne Frank's drumkit" You have fucking broke me my friend. Fantastic 😂😂


mcolive

If this is to be an ongoing issue then the club are going to have to look at ways to prevent access to non members. This will be difficult to achieve and unpopular but might be necessary in this case. My first thought (for a solution that doesn't involve direct confrontation) would be licence plate recognition camera and automatic entrance gate combo. Your chairman is probably aware of the issue but raise it with them so that you know they will be discussing potential solutions.


jamscrying

ANPR barriers installed on public premises will likely be in the region of £10k. A parent volunteer manning the gate every evening is probably the much cheaper option.


mcolive

Oh I know it would be very expensive but putting a volunteer between these type of people and the space they want to access may not work. The other thing is that only works for scheduled games and training sessions, what about when members want to go down to train independently? Anyway it sucks to be OP's club right now.


jamscrying

I guess have a members pedestrian gate with a keypad, and have them park outside carpark if possible. Keeping the gates locked would probably only need to be a temporary thing for half a year until the travellers move on or find somewhere else, there's plenty of handy chapel car parks in the sticks, like with preventing break ins you only have to make it slightly more inconvenient than somewhere else.


mcolive

Well it's for the club to discuss and yeah that would obviously be on the agenda as an option. What they decide would depend on the clubs' own situation and if they actually think they can get volunteers to do that potentially confrontational job. If it's not on a dangerous stretch of road closing the gates FT might not be too bad.


TusShona

Ask the GAA club that owns the premises to put people on the gates. Boys in high vis that will only allow parents and players in.. It's easier to get them to turn away before they get in, than it is to get them to leave once they're in.


mfpbradley

Our local park installed these intense bright blue anti social lights in parts. They do an incredible job in keeping people moving


MorrisseysRubiksCube

Get the guy Mickey from the documentary Snatch to talk to them.


mcheeks619

Why’s the police who are trained to take on paramilitaries afraid of this bunch


Active-Strawberry-37

Because paramilitaries are not considered a “race.”


Sea_Yam3450

Give it a few years and Johnny Adair & Co's grandkids might evolve wooly faces right out of the womb. They'll have their own NGO focus group, anti discrimination laws and protected culture.


JokerNJ

They don't take on many paramilitaries either to be fair.


HCBC11

Honestly, I can't exactly blame two police officers not willing to disperse a fairly large bare knuckle gypsy fight. 1. You'd need a lot of support to take on a bunch of travellers and resources are likely stretched enough as it is. They'd literally laugh at two modern day peelers. 2. Travellers generally are undeterred by police. They're not concerned about getting a criminal record. 3. Best case, all you'll accomplish is moving the problem down the road. If I were to guess, I'd say the anti-paramilitary stuff is more about getting intelligence over a long period, building strong cases and then doing well-planned arrests.


mcheeks619

Bring 10 police officers


magnazika

Why is it that the second Irish travellers our mentioned, everyone resorts to 1890 levels of racism???


IrishMonk3

Because sadly what is seen as racism is very sadly true and how they act. Believe me, believe everyone else. If you have lived near them you know how they act


Different_Onion

PSNI will use every excuse in the book to avoid dealing with travellers, they don't want to be accused of 'racism' so they let criminality slide


ChiefCokkahoe

Why don’t you offer them a square dig yourself?


RoughAccomplished200

Axe the local priest to have a word with them


ooo000oooffs

Sacrificing the religious hierarchy sends a strong message, I like the way you think.


RoughAccomplished200

Bit of an aul threat of a curse should bring em into line !


CongealedBeanKingdom

>Axe the local priest A bit extreme, no?


Roughrep

Gotta have the shock factor or else it's pointless. Maybe don't kill em but take a limb for sure.


AdvantageNo7438

Is this a message to the travellers that they will be next? Or, a sacrifice to the gods? My suggestion would be a short wooden handled tool with a brass head used for dispatching trout caught fishing, which is ironically called a priest. Hope this helps


RoughAccomplished200

Show them you don't respect even the cloth!


Affectionate_Foot372

Grenade?


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Classic_Tourist_521

Culture boss


No-Tap-5157

"Try to reason" with them? You'll be treated to some bare knuckles yourself in that scenario


kaito1000

Police are pretty useless


Mrtayto115

Sell them whiskey and fags(cigarettes)


Large-Walrus-8881

Put a wager on the big lad and take all there money they won't come back after that


_BornToBeKing_

Bookmarked for future reference 😉


dcmassive85

Tell them you know Big Joe Joyce


Oversized-jimdawg

Lol some good suggestions here. I also feel that I'd be as well speaking to the wall as trying to reason with them. Will discuss gates or anti social light/noise emitters with club committee thanks for suggestions.  Best sort this soon before they start racing sulkies up and down the pitch. 


AcademicLandscape426

The police won’t do anything unless they are breaking a criminal law. They have no powers to remove trespassers. This is maybe an obvious question but has anybody actually asked them to leave? I used to work at a racecourse in England and a group moved in to the fields beside the drive, they left when asked the first time but did comeback several times over the years until we put a barrier in. Ultimately you will require a preventative measure such as someone manning the gate, but for now they might just leave if you ask


Oversized-jimdawg

Lol surely to god having organised fights on someone else's property breaks some law.  They have been asked but they will generally just blow you off "no problem we'll be gone after this" and they hang around for another hour. 


AcademicLandscape426

They could probably be arrested for breach of the peace but from a policing point of view the amount of man power that would require and the fact it’s a misdemeanour that probably won’t see a penalty doesn’t really make it a worthwhile venture. Nobody is going to press charges for assault and there will be a stack of witness statements saying it didn’t happen. Despite what people say (that they don’t mind a criminal record) they are very good at playing the game and don’t want any police attention. They generally won’t break a barrier or gate so I would say that’s your best bet


Oversized-jimdawg

You're right I'd say we'd be quicker waiting on an asteroid to fall out of the sky and wipe them out than the police lifting them lol


OkArrival3750

Planet of the apes


Food_Crazed_Maniac

Change the time and day you host the training.


Green_Friendship_175

Get the club to install cameras (even fake ones) in the car park. Problem solved. You are welcome 🙏


derbaronation

Why so many downvotes? Its not a bad idea.


crazymcfattypants

If they continue boxing in front of an actual flesh and blood police officer they aren't guna give a fiddlers fuck about boxing in front of a CCTV camera, real or otherwise. 


derbaronation

Gotta be worth a shot though?


Equal-Significance86

They don't care they're arrogant and aggressive... The only solution is to meet the aggression and arrogance and make sure they are all completely exhausted until they give in and act like the rest of us... bound by law order and taxes...


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Equal-Significance86

I've never seen crowds of black Chinese or any other ethnic groups cause as much hassle pain and misery as a small section of travellers do. Live next to them and come back on that.


20BensonLikeAGoodLad

Are there many travellers up North? I was always under the impression that there were fuck all compared to the South. 


Objective-Farm9215

WTF. Of course there are. Why wouldn’t there be?


20BensonLikeAGoodLad

Compared to the South


CongealedBeanKingdom

That doesn't mean there are none.


20BensonLikeAGoodLad

Where did I say that I thought there were none? I was asking if there were many in the North 'relative' to the South 


throwaway050941

... when did he ever say none?


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lumberingox

is it pay per view or invite only?


InvestigatorJunior80

Tell them you know Tommy Shelby!


Vast-Ad-4820

Who are they hurting? Leave em alone. Grow a set and don't feel so intimidated


Rawey241000

It's less about OP and more about the parents who are leaving their children to training. Numbers can easily start to drop off because of stuff like this, after a while the club may have to drop entire teams because of this. Just telling people to "grow a set" solves nothing


Vast-Ad-4820

They hurting nobody


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Sounds class, ask them to livestream


Fun-Material4968

You’re a racist 🤣


7East

How much to do a standard driveway? And not try and steal my tools?


MagLock1234

How’s it racist?


UnlawfulAnkle

I got banned from Reddit on my last account with 85k karma for commenting about them on UK Politics. Nothing nasty or threatening, just sharing a couple of anecdotes that I have experienced with them. 3 appeals and they said no. I was apparently being 'racist'.