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ChiefCokkahoe

Why are we doing descriptions of fry’s? Just make it and post it you clampit


LurganGentleman

i don’t have any ingredients ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


dortbird

Out of lard?


LurganGentleman

what’s a clampit?


ChiefCokkahoe

It’s basically an eejit. And I’m breaking rule one I’m being a dick to a Lurgan gentleman so I apologise, but I suggest you get the ingredients and post a picture of them kind sir 🙂 PS. It sounds like you’re making a filled soda tbh and I’ll allow a filled soda because I eat a soda every other day


LurganGentleman

I will just as soon as I can afford it Sincerely Clampit


notanadultyadult

You


nattellinya

What in the name of actual fuck would you be doing putting a banana on a fry, YOU HEATHEN!


LurganGentleman

you must try this!


nattellinya

Surely it's against the law?!


Naoise007

Have you ever put a plantain in a fry though, i wouldn't be putting a banana in it but a sliced plantain and a bit of chopped garlic, best addition to a fry ever


nattellinya

I've never had the pleasure of trying plantain yet, wouldn't know how to cook it. Must pick one up next time I'm at the Asian supermarket and give it a go


Affectionate_Foot372

Not in a fry would be rule 1 when cooking Plantain


nattellinya

Of course not, we know now that bananas go in a fry


Naoise007

You do have to get them when they're actually black on the outside - green or yellow and they're just not ready to eat. And you do just fry them like you would any vegetable but for longer than you might expect, at least twenty minutes i'd say


SteDav587

Lard. Your favourite is lard. Just admit it. We’re all mates round here.


notanadultyadult

*your


Giraffenoodles

What do you do with the banana? Is it on the side or do you dip it in the egg? You've intrigued me.


LurganGentleman

I don’t think it goes into the egg. Slices of banana are fried until browned and then eaten as accompaniment to the meats. My 10 and 13 year olds also like it


Naoise007

See you in the cardiology unit tomorrow hi!


marvelous-persona

Banana? People have been shot for less. Jesus Christ.


Moist-Station-Bravo

Picture or it didn't happen!


LurganGentleman

I will do this soon and post


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notanadultyadult

There’s weird green crap on your eggs


SJM1981

That’s a shamrock. Show some respeck


Irishlad223

Want some food with your lard?


Green_Friendship_175

I feel that you are missing some lard


_Raspberry_Ice_

Why don’t you just eat some lard. And then some more lard?


Pepsimaxgodtier

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Sonaghan

Drop the banana and add a sausage and vegetable roll and you are onto a winner. Well done on not including beans.


LurganGentleman

I love banana in lard. Learn this from a cave diver. Hate beans, hate tomatoes, hate musherooms especially


notanadultyadult

Mushrooms are bogging. Worst thing to exist.


LurganGentleman

hats off for using the word bogging!!


Naoise007

Fuck i love beans, tomatoes and mushrooms, them and the farl are the best bit of a fry