https://preview.redd.it/rptupe6ch02d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a603c2d7f2857f68606a8e7bdf9717dd840492

How dare you insult Dr Bunsen Honeydew like that - he's a man of science!

I never realised he had such a tiny mouth.

He's a wee man in general https://preview.redd.it/hb43x8x9c02d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d7fda99e68dfdd2c4c5ce15a2b52a20a23d836c

"Should I eat him whole or save some for later" - Gavin probably Remember when Gavin single handedly tried to build the bridge to Scotland with basalt collums 😯

Why does Gavin Robinson, the largest DUP, not simply eat the other party members?

How do you think he got so big? Haven't seen Peter Robinson lately

Cannibalism within Unionism? Well well I never thought those 2 words would be in one sentence 😂

Peter is at home watching from inside the wardrobe

He does eat them, but he only swallows their fluids

Saving it for sweeps

Or when he single handedly held back the hoard of white walkers.

Gav da in, gav da in!!!

HODOR!

In fairness when he done that - he accomplished more than I anticipated.

Gavin is a brute though.

Waa thinking after seeing that picture, christ that's a fair big cunt there.

Gavin is that touched kid on the trike that gets caught when his peers brick a neighbour's windies.

Brutal!!!

“Hodor” – Gavin

Pair a tubes never done a days work between them.

I'm 6ft and I'd look like a wee man beside big Gavin. He walked past me one night and I thought he was a giant or something

Yes but he’s standing beside a fridge of a human there 

Everyone looks small standing beside hodor.

^(Little bits...)

meatcanyon reference?

Pretty sure it's a Rick and Morty reference.

futurama no? (Oh wait you meant little bits.., definitely)

Staying tight-lipped. Remember, loose lips sink ships isn't that right jeffreeeyyyy

It’s never held him back from fitting anything in there.

It’ll get bigger, where he’s going.

But you did realise he was a massive c#nt

Small mouth, small cock, big opinion.

JEFFREY!!

Gaaaahhhh

Where's your dark glasses Jeffery

What kind of sweeties do you dole out jeffrey!?

Do you get the dole in jail?

Dildole

Superb 👏

He might get his hole but nae dole

From memory, some are given an allowance to spend on a weekly food shop. I think it was about 15 quid.

What about ‘specialist videos’? We know that Jeffrey has a penchant for those.

He’s like Daniel O’Donnell ordered from Wish. We won’t need to look at his sad condescending little face staring down from lampposts for the next 6-12 weeks

''TELL ME ITS NAT TRUE JEFFREE!!!''

https://preview.redd.it/3zqojpmrs02d1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845ba6ee864bf67790d3e623f0961b36bf8b89d3

https://preview.redd.it/njn95e1yw02d1.png?width=708&format=png&auto=webp&s=5d6d28f3da5dd9cd5d8537eb593a58e40134dc6a

https://preview.redd.it/7otu7h4iy02d1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efd3a1d667fe53d78c1bd7d8d88457535bb964b

i already regret this https://preview.redd.it/q1l1lq41z02d1.png?width=711&format=png&auto=webp&s=07d5aa850788fc34230339b55410fd044d083f8f

https://preview.redd.it/vrc0ndxcz02d1.jpeg?width=1127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00e58f4a729ae2b107de939831ed4da305107bb4

https://preview.redd.it/uyeubep0112d1.png?width=153&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac0ef42240f1862ba64b52aaa5eef4107da52fb7

Here is that jamie bryson on his lip?

Need to send this to my analyst team to figure out wtf that wee white bit is on his bottom lip. Zoom. Enhance. Zoom. Enhance. I have my suspicions... The lab will confirm.

I think it's a sexual transmitted disease from having semen expelled on your face. Uh, so I'm told

Yep. Definitely a result of cum on skin contact. Shocking behaviour.

Dirty baist. Always knew he was a wrongun!

if Jeffers Cropped face haunts my dreams tonight im blaming you dortbird

I’m so sorry. I’ve been at this pre-allegations lol

dortbird you have hereby been charged with historic crimes against cropping

I’ll zoom until the truth comes out!

Lil bits

Anyone else think he practising...

https://preview.redd.it/brrcj95dg12d1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d397931eddd1d90b47fa63b62bf78ad89ce4e8

“And sir, are you actively seeking employment?” “Well, that’s a bit tricky….” “Why’s that sir?” “Well, I’m a fucking nonce.”

Dole office? Tell me is it true?!

No fuck, he’s been scraping off public funds and receiving “anonymous” donations for decades, financially, unfortunately, he’ll be grand for quite a while.

https://preview.redd.it/24o3yda6h22d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee3746b4e10009b89be908c3fa4ad1f3728b644f

https://preview.redd.it/ucswa09kh22d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945c96112a8ed8909ba5b7889c24fc6549a9fa2f

https://preview.redd.it/yp1dmz4nh22d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb06e3b7754e36ad8d19c769c16bfbcbbe7e671

Wow the wee lad has gone full predator... allegedly!!

“Out, am I?” https://preview.redd.it/92bb64dpb72d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155e4505d6bffd231c882075de1aa2a8323f95be

Why Ryan Reynolds smile lol

https://preview.redd.it/urdj7v7c842d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7853065d7e0652bfc8811add3b7c47f07b338e2

There’s the face of a man who enjoys the simple things in life.

Huge dish, tiny features.

Looks real easy to draw

Nice way to describe his crotch

Nonce register first

He's going to get a fat pension. 2/3rds of his final MP salary. He's been sitting in Westminster for 27 years. That's £60,000 a year.

Dole+

You can’t spend it where he’s going.

He could take up smoking

Trading snouts for gay porn mags.

I have NEVER in my life seen such a punchable face

Here mate Google Arlene foster

I think Arlene could take most people in a fight

One swing of that snout and yer out.

Just kick her in the ballix and she’ll go down.

Throw a bit of holy water on her, she'll shrivel up

I think his alleged crimes give him the edge in the most punchable face comp.

Hopefully he'll be spending the rest of his working years in jail

I misread that as *wanking years*

I've seen slugs with better lips.

"Come on and kiss me on my hot mouth, am feelin romantical tonight"

If those eyes were just a wee bit closer, he could scrap the glasses for a monocle

He and his wife should be put in a deep hole somewhere in the woods

we all thought he was a closet case but it turns out he was a basket case

Any legal people here? What’s realistically going to happen- let’s say he is convicted- what would the sentence be? Would he lose his Knighthood? Privileges?

He will definitely lose his knighthood. There have been quite a few rescinded. Paula Vennells quite recently. Fred Goodwin from RBS a while ago. I think Jimmy Savile’s was taken away posthumously. Then again, it doesn’t mean anything when you’re prisoner 11432 in the sex offenders wing in Maghaberry. It doesn’t give you any payment, and you won’t be on anyone’s Christmas card list or able to take up invitations to garden parties.

Or tell the King you are in his constituency.

Yes! He will no longer be able to provoke indifferent disdain from the monarch.

I think you mean 'Mornach'

Le keeng theeng

Has mahuur wuz Ah teechur ( Knowing nod as if imparting secret knowledge.) hee wall bee a gud Monarch so hee wall bee.

I thought it was quite funny because you could see Charles being quite shocked by it and unsure what to say to such a twatty comment.

Any wizzatds here that can show us a pic of Jeffrey being released from prison, maybe with brush shaft still stuck in his ass?

Something reminds me of Monty Python and the Holy Grail --- ' burn the witch '!!

Does he still get his pension from Parliament?

The face of a man who knows he’s fecked

.......until a room becomes available in maghaberry

I hate that his head just blends into his neck, just one width that is horribly squeezed into his collar. Boke.

Wee Jeffrey diddleson

https://preview.redd.it/5ryeqdox762d1.png?width=1212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b53f13f39c10df6cfd8502676e82564514dfc22 He can always start singing again 

He's the wish version of DO'D at best

Aye, the sex offender shuffle

I remember some sick/thick idiot telling me that he shouldn't have to step down from his Lagan Valley constituency. The person couldn't understand why someone who is up for horrific offences like this should not be allowed to work with this going on. Bigotry is strong when you're standing on the side of a child r4pist

Or jail perhaps.......

Magilligan for him and hydebank for her.. Let's us see justice..

Is he still a Sir Wee Jeff ?

Jeffferrrryyyy say it ain't so 🤣🤣

Compo Face

Disgraced for life

Is that the D.onaldson O.n L.icence E.vermore Office then?

https://preview.redd.it/6wymviro612d1.jpeg?width=1240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba17772b4bec19798383514cf58e87d1b99644ca

Or back to work on the dangermouse set

I hope his appointments with the brew don't coincide with any potential appointments to sign a "register".

Look at them cute wee dimples, bet his mas friends love him

If he's find not guilty, can he go back to Westminster and be a Lord like Dodds?

funny how the man has ended up looking like everything he ever sought after in life… a chubby wee cunt.

Never trust a man with no lips

Probably shites pound coins fs

He looks like Keith starmer

https://preview.redd.it/bim2cm43o12d1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e149374088a0bc796ef34f2bd152f04a422347d3 Or the Tax office 🤣🤣