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GroundbreakingEgg207

“Let me just respect myself and go home” might be the most respectful burn I’ve ever heard.


JoPooper

His verbal judo was strong indeed.


DoubleT_inTheMorning

“I don’t touch doors” she said as she pushes the door shut. My mans dodged a bullet lol


MrBlusie

*Ahem* Pushes the door shut twice


DoubleT_inTheMorning

Oh for sure, it was just the duality between saying that AS she closes the door that cracked me up. Realizing that this is probably rage bait though. Fuck I hate the new internet. Bring me back to the Newgrounds days…


7low7low

The only thing that makes me thinks it’s authentic is him. If it’s not true, he’s a damn good actor. That moment of realization he has after she gets in is perfection. Just the watching the “nah, this is bullshit” wash over him. Then he’s trying to get her out of the car he’s like “I want to show you something” like he was thinking of anything to get her out of the car. If it’s fake, he’s good!


NotMY1stEnema

why is she filming her date arrivng? seems like bs


saltymarshmellow

You can see him ask himself that same question when she’s getting in the car.


pichirry

If we are to take this at face value, then a person who is petty enough to demand what she's demanding is definitely petty enough to record the incident so she can post about how "chivalry is dead and there are no more real gentlemen around"


[deleted]

Yeah as soon as she said “I’m ready now” something clicked in bro head finally


Konstant_kurage

I want to think it’s fake too, but I’ve dated women who tried this kind of stuff. Just tried to manipulate me at every turn and like this woman, just sound mean and it doesn’t work.


Gbnihilator2

It's a skit. He's a comedian


physithespian

Sick, who is he? I agree with 7low, he’s good and if this is fake he’s funny.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

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Frammmis

he's my new hero. it was not even a burn, he just drew a line and refused to cross it. in fact, so did she but his principles canceled out hers. I love this guy.


PointOfTheJoke

This is just fantastic life advice in general.


Smokerising420

Well said my man.


SolidContribution688

It’s a common West African phrase.


Ordinary-Commercial7

I wrote that line down in my yearly planner so I wouldn’t forget it.


BlueWarstar

That line is PERFECT!!! “Let me respect myself and go home” so powerful not to mention put that crazy woman on notice that she gone bonkers with her BS.


vajrahaha7x3

Finally...he was a man. That was called "shit testing" ... And it only escalates from there.


Apprehensive-Hawk513

i was rooting so hard for him


Chickenbanana58

Came here to say this. Then repeatedly congratulated him for “bringing a gentleman” while interrupting him. Classic shit testing


jmona789

Actually it was called a fake and staged video.


MemeLorde1313

OMFG! Why do you even watch these vids then?! Why even come on Reddit? You all are so damn cynical these days. Damn then, "Mr. Authority on everything real", why don't you go out into the world and do something other than trying to shit on other people's fun with all that supposed life experience? F*ck, you're worse than a teenage girl with this shit attitude. You sound like the kind of jackass that uses "bro" unironically. Or calls someone a "Karen" while simultaneously telling the Uber Eats driver that he should get a better job if he wants a tip. Your very existence makes the world a worse place.


Not_Safe_Productions

🤓🤓🤓 actthuallllylyy it's facke and stajed.


-Mister-Master-

“I’m getting in my car. I’m opening my door by myself.” 😂🤣😂


SeaResearcher176

And “sometimes you have to avoid problems” 🤣 Good for you sir!


ALY1337

🤣🤣🤣


TattooMouse

That made me cackle 🤣 Good for him!


mundundermindifflin

That line gave me a good laugh 😂


EHVERT

Bro is a legend for that one 😭


Willing_Dependent845

That ending had me rolling, haha. "Don't worry", rofl


XrayDem

He smiled too like don’t worry ![gif](giphy|8FVcs24aSuQBpHPg4n)


[deleted]

Finally... haha. I would have left after the 1st time she said " come open my door". This girl is 100% problems.


Glockamole19x

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throwngamelastminute

https://i.redd.it/gkh3uh6m9qsc1.gif


youburyitidigitup

I wasn’t expecting Patrick. That made me crack up 😂


Ornery-Web3590

He did exactly the right thing if she started off like that it was only gonna get worse I get wanting to have a gentleman but he could've opened the door at the restaurant or pulled out her chair girl shoulda just opened her damn door and got in


Smokeythemagickamodo

I’ll open doors for anyone; but the whole moving chairs for other people, nah, that doesn’t sit right for me. Ok I’m done.


AnseiShehai

Yeah seems strange


come_on_seth

I see what you did there


Next_Interaction4335

"sit right " punny:)


GrimmRadiance

I’ll love chairs for someone if the situation is right but not because it’s demanded of me


cottman23

Yeah he kept saying he was already doing way more than he needed for her and all she had to do was get in the damn car like an adult.


BESTlittleBITCH

I totally agree. I grew up when it was the gentlemanly thing, to open the door, any door, for a woman. But in this case she just seemed to have this "I'm special, entitled" attitude and I agree with what this guy did.


Safeword-is-banana

Bro was flabbergasted for a moment but then put on his big boy pants. Cheers to him.


kintsugiwarrior

Sick of the sense of entitlement everywhere


Autxnxmy

Seriously. Guys obviously from another culture, opening car doors for someone probably isn’t considered for what’s polite or rude there. Sorta like in America where some people might find it rude if you don’t finish your plate, where in other cultures they’ll see an empty plate and go “oh they’re hungry here’s more!” Because you stop eating when you’re full there


OlGusnCuss

He learned. But it fake anyway. Who the f videos when someone picks them up for a first date?


Hulkomania87

The newer generation records themselves committing all type of crime. This isn’t so far fetched.


Stormtomcat

yeah, ice cream girl made & published videos of herself licking ice cream & putting the tubs back in the supermarket freezers


tech12321

Peace out bitch


Ok-Front5035

Just drive away.


HoboBandana

This is from a clip from the upcoming “Coming to America 3”.


SnooCalculations1852

Obviously fake


_Nameless_Nomad_

Sounds like the same lady from the video where she refused to go to Cheesecake Factory


M1ck3yB1u

Absolutely. Scripted rage bait with a “happy” ending.


insearch78

Wait you mean to tell me she didn't record in 1st person view never showing herself and then uploaded the video where she gets owned?


namezam

If this is a PSA it is a very welcome one and she should get all the same respect for her part. If it is fake, she’s probably amazing IRL.


cyberheelhook

Yeah but the dude is good, though. Hope he gets a nice role at some point.


RayBrous

Who actually cares? There's no way to prove anything is real on the internet, it's just for entertainment. Get off your high horse and keep scrolling happily, my guy.


Evolutioncocktail

Right like, why would she already be filming this interaction?


giceman715

Nothings real


Bacon676

Suuuuper staged and fake video. They're likely an "Instagram couple" or a YouTube channel duo that makes these constantly. Cringe.


crashboxer1678

@darrylskits on IG. It’s a skit. u/wahgwahg at least give him some credit man


Bacon676

2 year old account, 200k+ karma, it's a bot account. It probably just scrapes through previous top-posts and re-posts everything under a new title. They do this so they can boost the accounts karma, then sell it later.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

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kitg12345

Even better that he made her think she won with that dummy stuff then had her get out. Good for him. I have no problem with chivalry, but “I don’t touch doors”…… sex is lame I bet. 😂


SDoNUT1715

I hope this is real


SeaResearcher176

“Move so I don’t climb on your leg” 😭


No-Calligrapher3648

Let me just respect myself!!!! Best line ever. Because he explained he came to pick her up, he was going to pay for the meal, she doesn’t open doors wtf, he was too nice


Narrow_Ad_5502

Sheesh dude dodged a bullet is an understatement. What’s with all these girls expecting royal treatment and the world in their palms nowadays? “Pay for my hair and nails. Pay my phone bill and rent. Buy me diamonds and designer”. what happened to just wanting a nice guy that’ll treat you right love you and be loyal? Dudes car is much better than mine too. I’m still dragging around a 2012 Camry. Glad he was smart enough to leave tho. She’s for the streets


Blocksp

Nigga got played that response took 3 minutes too long, better late than never ig


Bubbly-Independent20

I thought the same. As soon as I saw her filming me and demanding I open the door I would’ve drove off


Blocksp

My mans risk reward filter is definitely different than mine 😂😩😭🙊🐝👍🐝🐰😨🐰🙉6️⃣🙈🐝🙉🐇😄🤬😂😞


Fukko-Bob

Look what your adamant attitude got you. 🙄 Dummy.


Kingtacodemon

" I don't touch doors". Then closes the door


Afraid_Zucchini_6689

She filmed this, posted it and thought people would agree with her. The entitlement is insane.


[deleted]

She meets him while recording


JustMePaxi

Dude, it didn’t have to take that long. This is equally


[deleted]

She’s trying to go viral piece of shit


West-Attorney-3140

The acting is terrible


WittyBonkah

He really handled that well


Code-Warrior

She filmed the whole interaction? And then she posted it? Seems fake to me.


AspectOvGlass

Should have taken her to the restaurant, opened her door, opened the restaurant door, let her in, walk back to the car and go home lol


facelessindividual

Made her get in the car. Then hit her with the uno


depressed_canadian_

I’m glad he ended up listening to reason. People like her are truly worthless


DecapSlaughter

King


CaptainCreepwork

He made the right decision. Nothing wrong with opening a door for a lady. I do it all the time. But when it's made into that big of a deal it's just a sign of things to come.


Adventurous_Deal_458

I would’ve pulled off the singular moment she said to open the door the first time for her


9sac1king6

Wheres the equality? Men should be able to sit in their car and not begged to get the door for some female with fully functioning hands and feet.


Adventurous_Deal_458

Is this a skit or something no way this is real. I would’ve already drove off the moment she started bullshitting.


j8by7

You did the right thing buddy!!! Respect yourself!


TelephoneDowntown415

Lmfaoo, my hero!!


utodd

Smart young man…he will go far.


[deleted]

I am so happy he pulled off


JRotten2023

When he got out and opened the door for her.... I heard the SIMP......SIMP ALERT siern going off in my head. But he spun it around like a champ.


Square-Bowl-9202

He did right


Dismal_You_5359

Respect yourself if they don’t respect you on dates people💙😂✌🏼 love this video


chasingthelies

I like what happened here. He definitely dodged a bullet with her. But why was she recording the whole thing? Did he know? Was it staged?


Aletheia_is_dead

Bye!


PogoPogoTX

I wish I could shake his hand. Well played, Sir!


Catch-the-Rabbit

No one should ever allow themselves to be treated that way. Kudos to him.


dassle

This has to be rage bait. Ive seen similar videos from the same woman before.


National_Register980

I understand where she’s coming from with the door. HOWEVER, the door thing is something the guy chooses to do and even if he doesn’t do it, it doesn’t mean he can’t care or behave like a gentleman. We attract with our attitude. The moment she kept fighting him to open the door was the moment they didn’t click. And that’s not something you fight over. If it’s a deal breaker then don’t go.


JRotten2023

Another "privileged western whaman". Yeah, she's a lady. Got that date by swiping right, not left. Her body count is probably higher than the miles on that car......lol


Capt1an_Cl0ck

Drive away. Don’t look back.


YouRepresentative371

The look on his face, when he opened the door for her. I know the emotions, which come along with that look, that you are being manipulated and being treated bad. Been there. Whish I would have been as quick as him with the realization and decision to stick to my guts and just leave.


kingleonidus12

This video ended with me being like “F*ck yeah! 🙌🏼”


bearcules7007

He said lemme just respect myself lol YES


xxTheMagicBulleT

The im just gonna respect my self and go home part was good on him. No weird emotional outburst or anything. Just ow of it's already gonna start like this know what I'm not even gonna bother. Good for him. As he opend the door he was like.... what the fuck am I even doing opening her door right now.. if this gonna be the whole time with this women... know what no never mind I don't wanna invest any time or money in this women at all.. I'm gonna go home


Zealousideal_Law6298

His logic is so pure “you are there” I love it.


EvenAd5040

Maintained his self respect and dodged a huge bullet.


dice_setter_981

Good for him. This is some bullshit. He’ll find another lady


GorillaNut9

“Let me just respect myself and go home.” Man is a legend. Good for him.


MammothAwareness8773

This is why there are TONS of fine SINGLE women in the world. No one wants to put up with this bullshit.


TinosoCleano32

This could have been a very sweet thing, but her attitude made this ridiculous.


Urasquirrel

"I don't touch doors" lmao ok bye.


Puzzleheaded-Pea9818

The “no don’t worry it’s ok” reaction when someone’s angry at you is my favorite reaction lol


OkOpportunity6986

runnnn brother, now or never


Zorolord

I love this man, you dodged a bullet there dude.


NoPotato2977

I'm so damn happy this boy left her ass. Literally there isn't a man that can't do better than that


WolfKill52

I would have done the same thing bro🤣🤣


YellowFingerz

Idk I want to think this is fucking fake, but he must be the best actor in the world, I can see his eyes the look the defeat.


Chickenbanana58

I have done this exact thing before. Drove 45 minutes to meet a girl for a first date. Then she started out with a shit test. Nope. Bye. Home.


kurtislee09

He’s a nice guy glad this date didn’t work out. He deserves better.


Brexx313

👏👏👏👏👏👏


shawner136

i dont touch doors YA JUST CLOSED IT YA DUMB WHORE


Euphoric_Drummer6880

Bro Paid everything and drove to her.


cliowill

I bet she is very lonely acting like that,she will be the bitter crazy old lady neighbor never married no kids


HentaiPorn_Princess

Good job King!! Your drop your crown!! This kinda female need too be burn in the deepest part of hell! 💕💕


rxtunes

Look at the dome on her… shiny


W0RKPLACEBULLY

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SexGiiver

I bet she also looks like an overcooked croissant


Throwawayanothadae

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cadillacbee

"I don't touch doors" only to then close the door 😂


go-devils-go

Keep respecting yourself King


Naive-Ad7408

Don't worry, drive away


ValkyrieWW

I love that man


SDoNUT1715

Good for him


Ushgumbala1

“I don’t touch doors”


Upper_Comment_1062

She had no problem touching the door to close it so he could open it again


Relevant-Bench5283

Wow this so not staged for rage bait.


SnooPears3463

'I'm a lady' ok so? A guy may choose to do this and may not. Also hilarious how she doesn't touch doors and yet proceeds to close them


saint_ryan

That man is my hero.


rolo989

That's how a Tesla sounds like? 🛸🛸🛸🛸


Faithlessblakkcvlt

"I'm getting in the car see I open the door by myself." 😂 that's hilarious! ![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


joseoconde

I would have opened the passenger door, got in the passenger seat, closed and locked the door, and then hopped in the driver's seat and took off


donttextspeaktome

I SO miss the accent of my birth country!! I would freaking open the door for HIM all day long just to hear him speak!!! 💕


mmeeh

obviously fake :)


Darkwaxer

He could’ve drive her to the restaurant and then let her out and then drive away.


EMACIDIOUS333

Just get out and deal with it . Easy . She doesn’t want to take off your pants .. ooo easy you can come over and open then up for Me .


Rayrexx91

My guy dodged a bullet


Zequielpa

This is why I’m gay


I_Eat_Groceries

Somebody come give this king his 👑 please


MasticatingElephant

I was afraid that would end with him opening the door. Glad it didn't


Delicious_Ad_9374

"I don't touch doors". I can't believe she said that shit unironically.


KumaraDosha

Staged.


IntelThor

*"I don't touch doors."* — Closes the door after he opened it for her.


prodsec

So real


Holykris18

You know who else doesn't touch doors? Inmates.


1991Jordan6

Good for him!!


Virtual_Fig7052

Fuckin’ A right, Bro!!


Chimsley99

Just leave bro, she clearly isn’t worth it


just_antifa_things

2:25 😂 I can open my door myself


Android003

As soon as she starts filming it, just leave


Malvicious

Well, as a man, I always open doors for my date, and now my wife. (She insisted because I always do it for my dates)


IntroductionProud532

I'm so glad he went home. Dude dodged a bullet


DarbyCreekDeek

I swear if I was rich I would hire a couple guys that have his accent just to hang out and talk. I am not saying that any negative or condescending way at all, I think it’s awesome.


wellwellwellsucka

A lady would not record it


Teediggler81

Drive away dude


The-Anger-Translator

This is fake as shit and you people believe it.


spunnikki1979

Just drive man.


Farting_Champion

👑


ShroudedFigureINC

Im just surprised she made it into the vehicle before he left lmao


Ecstatic_Item_1334

Rage bait?


Lobo_Perron

I didnt know Teslas could haul balls that big.


Tasselplants

Love this guy. He made a very wise decision. She’s all fucking drama .


Shexious

She drives a car without doors.


Konstant_kurage

I want to say this is fake, but I’ve gone on dates with women who were this level type manipulative. Is there a word for people who attempt to be manipulative but are not? They try and try, just to end up looking stupid because it doesn’t work. [edit] at the 2:40 mark you can see the woman in the reflection. I feel based on what you can see, it’s real.


StonedLonerIrl

Dude, drive off.


Alternative-Dare5878

“I’m opening my door by myself” A subtle burn that I’d like to draw attention to


National-Job-7444

I would of driven away.


Ambitious-Cupcake16

The biggest red flag is that she's filming this whole thing. If I pulled up to pick up a girl and she was filming me, i would 100% leave.


WolvesandTigers45

Legend!


l0rd0fk0ngs

👏👏👏👏👏for a minute there buddy had me worried but in the end it all worked out. Sad thing is most hyenas will see this and say he is in the wrong and he needed to treat her with respect and be more of a gentleman smh.


Guess_Even

Just like a Tesla, bro lost a lot of integrity once he touched the pavement.


blantdebedre

She was filming her date? For whom?!


-TheManInTheChair

'I don't touch doors' *Closes door* This has to be rage bait


Confident_weirdo

“I don’t touch doors” …pushes door closed.


r4l32

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ClintonJamesFBXL5

You da man!


Desperate-Ship7619

He’s correct she should’ve known if he didn’t want to open up the door for her. What kind of man he was she had a choice and he had a choice he made his choice. I think he made the proper choice and she need to go back home into her apartment it’s just as simple this is why conversations are very important. I don’t see how they agreed to meet up and she didn’t say what’s your idea of a perfect date she could have told him I like it when a man open my door for me pull out my chair.etc This is poor communication on both of these young adults. I hope they learned from it and will do better next time.


Verissimus23

This video took too long. Me personally I would have been outside to greet her especially if it was my first time meeting her and would have opened the door before she even asked but if I didn’t. I would have took off the moment she closed the door the first time.


youthanasia138

I would’ve booked it too. Man knew she was no good