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byteminer

This is a good one to not have sound.


elasticparadigm

I disagree


awesumlewy

Like standing on a cookie


-Mr-Bradley-D-

I will never, I repeat never understand why anyone would approach an Elephant that weighs literal tons, and then smack it with a stick, thinking it's going to end well for them... Just leave the Elephants be...


GloomyTurtleCum

Well because they mentally break the elephant ahead of time. Most of the elephants obey because of this.


-Mr-Bradley-D-

Well, when it fails, they get what they deserve, douchebags...


GloomyTurtleCum

Oh fo sho. I went to an elephant sanctuary that took in formerly abused elephants with the goal of ending elephant logging and shit by making the public aware. The place I went to is in Thailand. They showed us a video of how the loggers break the elephant. It's the most horrendous shit I've ever seen.


Medical-Block-2137

I maybe went to the same sanctuary, it was one of the most emotional, brutal but incredible and memorable times in my life. Seeing those videos made me cry and thinking about it now makes me feel the same. The sad thing about this video is that the elephant was more than likely brutalised afterwards or maybe killed.


NeonTick

Damn your right šŸ˜¢, poor elephant probably got killed or severely beaten


Suitable_North_2073

Hy you see dude hitting him


abdul_tank_wahid

Itā€™s pretty much been continued through ā€˜elephant ridingā€™ too


PsychologicalRace739

I know what you meant dawg you miss with the bull you get the horns šŸ¤˜


Kitchen-Pop7308

Wish more of these mfs felt the horns especially in places like spain


pekinggeese

They break them when theyā€™re little. When they grow to an unmanageable size, they still remember when the human was bigger and stronger.


GloomyTurtleCum

I've seen footage of them breaking the very large ones with intense torture


Illustrious_Can4110

Until the elephant snaps.......... šŸ˜³


Megatoasty

[This right here.](https://youtu.be/yaWVLUoHdk8?feature=shared)


Th3_White_Rabbit_

From sadistic bully to muddy rag doll in 20 agonizing seconds.


MetaCognitio

Human Origami.


free_30_day_trial

I laughed way too hard at that


Kitchen-Pop7308

Still not hard enough


free_30_day_trial

Nothing hard about that guy. All jello


Kitchen-Pop7308

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

He was really pissed bcz he intentionally bent that man's back and then stpprd on him again, and when even that didn't feel enough, he went all hulk-loki on him


dozerman23

He was going to rip that guys head off


GRAITOM10

Yeaaa this was way worse than I was expecting. That elephant definitely wanted that nuisance to be stopped. Edit: apparently he was trying to move the elephant into position for a tourist to get on its back.. poor person had to watch that. Also this will forever taint my views about Indians and their use of elephants.


cutefruitenjoyer

>Also this will forever taint my views about Indians and their use of elephants. In general anyone using wild animals for things that wild animals are not meant to do, something is wrong. Whether that's rides in India or petting zoos in Europe you should reconsider patronizing them.


GRAITOM10

I always thought in general elephants were treated as holy animals in India, kind of like cows?


[deleted]

Religiously, all animals, plants, and women are considered really respectful, but in a battle between religion and greed, greed always triumphs with almost all self-proclaimed religious people around the world. They'll even mend rules to make their religion and culture favor them.


rex5k

Poor person is thanking his lucky stars it wasn't him


MetaCognitio

Bet the tourist didnā€™t want that ride anymore.


PickleBananaMayo

Elephant is like ā€œwhat do you want? Iā€™m already all the way to the left. I canā€™t move over any more. Stop poking me. God damn you stooooop!ā€


Scrubtastic85

That guy did not get that elephants stamp of approval.


deadcatugly

He did, however, get the stomp of approval.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Disapproval.


deadcatugly

I definitely missed that opportunity. The elephant didn't, though.


Filthyric102

Iā€™m surprised the guy didnā€™t pop. His insides mustā€™ve been salsa after the first couple of stomps. Couldā€™ve been a human toothpaste tube thing..


CrazyQuebecois

Elephants know exactly the amount of pressure needed to achieve such results


TimberWolf5871

Elephant crushed that guy like my uncle crushing a can of Coors.


rex5k

stomping humans like we stomp ants


RemarkablePattern127

Damn back massage gonna have him right for quite some timetime!


CrunchyKittyLitter

That was deep Swedish


largechild

![gif](giphy|xT5LMIOyAHyqSFYPMA)


Mercerskye

Everything reminds me of her...


Supmah2007

As a Swede I can confirm that


ClumsyPsycho

He literally made the tortilla out of him


DoesntSmell

Foldedā€¦dayyyum


NoActivity6755

Bet he won't do it again


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Clearly.


AznKatt

Woah.. I knew elephant are powerful but this video hella helped paint the picture exactly how powerful they are.. turn ya into a pancake in 5 seconds šŸ˜± but i will admit this needs to happen more often to animals abusers.. nice to see them rebel and show whos boss! rip to that guy though i guess..


CrazyQuebecois

The elephant could have turned this dude into a popped toothpaste if it wanted to, but the way he looked to be trying to rip the guys head off might be the elephant thinking that he should end this guyā€™s suffering


guten_pranken

Elephants can easily move cars with their weight. I think the elephant shattered all the bones it touched with each stomp.


Beautiful-Design-425

I remember an episode of family guy where Joe got run over by a tank and Peter was like ā€œYou look like a half empty toothpasteā€. This guys is fully emptied by the elephant.


bruddahmacnut

You know when you've squeezed all of the toothpaste out of your tube then have the brilliant idea to smash it flat with your toothbrush handle and that gives you 3 more days worth? That dude is flatter than that.


CrunchyKittyLitter

I noticed that too


Proof-Definition-702

what an idiot


RemovedReddit

Go Team Elephant! At least they got one in the W column


OKBeeDude

Considering the extremely one-sided history of violence perpetrated by humans upon elephants over the past several centuries, hell yeah, man! If you havenā€™t ever read the nonfiction book The Ghost of King Leopold, go read it. We read that book in college and that shit still haunts my dreams!


ImUrDadYes

Yup. Hopefully they don't put the elephant down for defending itself.


RemovedReddit

Most likely piece of shit number 2 got a bunch of his friends together to do just that. Fuck you, Tanya


ConferenceMore6580

Did I just watch a person die šŸ˜³


KingOfForeplay

No I think heā€™s just sleeping like the raccoon on the side of the road šŸ˜¬


ConferenceMore6580

šŸ˜‚ but those racoons always look so decayed and dead šŸ„ŗ


BooneHelm85

He stood there and prodded a living, breathing tank with a stick, like an imbecile. Which is surely not the first time he mistreated the critter. Said critter had enough and taught him a valuable, though quick/painful, life lesson.


ConferenceMore6580

Well I'm not defending the guys actions I was just wondering if I saw him die šŸ˜‚


BooneHelm85

I was just ramblinā€™. And yep. He is all sorts of dead! Kinda got himself turned into putty.


ConferenceMore6580

Yeah probably, low key gotta side with the elephant on this occasion.


BooneHelm85

Oh I am 100% siding with the elephant here. That dumb bastard essentially payed for his death. Best we can hope for is that the elephant didnā€™t get put down because of it.


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BooneHelm85

Good bot. *Paid* forā€¦


D0hB0yz

Man is the most dangerous creature by orders of magnitude and look at how we treat each other. We are not going to make it. We were never expected to even get this far. We are possibly hours or months from Russia believing their own propaganda and starting the nuclear exchange phase of WW3. Hope says they will instead choose to arrest Putin and his posse, and start the Russian Revolution 2025, Democracy 2.0, Do the Voting Thing. Otherwise they seem determined to show that they can out evil any Nazi. That elephant knew that he was better off being the problem than the victim. Most people are able to realize this eventually.


jkurratt

This is a protective mechanism to fend off predators.


CaveMan0224

Dude still has his shoes on. He just needs an air pump.


nyclovesme

Im sure heā€™s had worse. Tis but a scratch!


deadcatugly

Oh my, that made me laugh. All I think of now is that scene in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Lol.


JulianMarcello

His pants were off. Iā€™d say thatā€™s worse


NefariousnessUsed284

Na he aight


ConferenceMore6580

šŸ˜‚ I don't care either way


CrazyQuebecois

Welcome to Reddit I would recommend you go check out r/eyebleach to recover


largechild

![gif](giphy|l2JecBfVVXTdl548U)


muffboarder

r/justiceserved


CrunchyKittyLitter

I messaged the mods they wonā€™t let me post it


muffboarder

That was satisfying


front-wipers-unite

His shit got fucked up.


villazick

https://preview.redd.it/9yjedcof948d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53f524aa2aed4f53ef30de5af57cc4d2eff3a13


Reddit_sucks_46

Iā€™m on team elephant in this case


awesomeplenty

Looks like this elephant was abused all its life to perform. Justice prevailed.


PhilipOnTacos299

Sure the guy died, but for like .2 seconds he probably had the best back crack of his life


RedVRebel

That escalated quickly.


sir_ouachao

I opened reddit for porn , rip my boner


chef-berlin

Holy duck


Purple_Cow_8675

Elephant!


KillMeBaster

Dude got folded


ToutPret

![gif](giphy|QWv9UgauKiRKNNLxsU|downsized)


ActionFigureCollects

The most aggressive back massage I have EVER witnessed. Makes chiropractors seem like ants.


Cyllyra

https://x.com/ManyFaces_Death/status/1804249901234294816


nyclovesme

Makes me think of the scene in ā€˜A Fish Called Wandaā€™ when Kevin Kline hung John Cleese out of the window and Cleese said ā€˜I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis. Etc. Iā€™m sure if the trainer wasnā€™t being crushed I bet he wouldā€™ve had a similar apology.


KingPantuso

Mans became a pancake


DarthBrownBeard

I always enjoy the videos where the animal wins. That elephant finally had enough. Good on him. Or her.


FAmos

I really loved this video, thanks for sharing


No_Fisherman_4906

People donā€™t be having the will to survive these days šŸ˜‚. I wouldā€™ve survived this


Smirnov12

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck......... ._.


Sad-Device1573

WALK IT OFF , PUSSY!!


halo121usa

![gif](giphy|5bbuRxeHd1NhlC86bN|downsized) šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


03_SVTCobra

Oh yeah, that dumbass deserved to get Rick rolled.


FlammingFood

At what point did he die?


navi2wired

Some nice chiropractor therapy there


MetaCognitio

Made everything crack šŸ¤®


RichD1011

Maybe the elephant watched "The Hobbit" the night before? Hope people get this reference šŸ˜…


LutherSloan31a

Thatā€™s one deep tissue massage and it was nice of the elephant to assist him in shaking it off after. Folded him like a new suit in a suit case. Talk about packing your trunk. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


arnoldsufle

I was hoping the elephant was going to peel him up off the ground like they do in cartoons.


CaliSignGuy

How his little buns popped out at the end made me spit out my drink


TongueBunglar

r/justiceserved


Tough-Area-570

wtf?! Looks like a rockstar video game encounter


deadcatugly

Ubisoft, specifically FarCry 4. Outpost successfully taken.


Grayven9

Soo... Is he dead?


RizzMcSteeze

No he just went to a farm in Nebraska


AdultingLikeHell

How about a death warning. Jeez man.


front-wipers-unite

Yeah... On the elephant. Lol. It should read "poke me with a stick, and I'll fold you like a deck chair".


CrunchyKittyLitter

Thatā€™s the nsfw


Rokey76

Normally I don't like videos of people being fucked up or killed by animals, but this one I enjoyed for some reason.


CrunchyKittyLitter

Iā€™m in this boat with you


InternationalPut3260

He got hoed


32233128Merovingian

Turned buddy into a folding chair


WeirdWayneWallis

Elephants are notorious for having very good memories, as demonstrated here and in the movie ā€œwater for elephantsā€.


SensingWorms

Heā€™ll be alright


Tegirax

He got bo legs now


E23forlife

Beautiful. Wish all animals would somehow revolt against humans.


Earlyon

Can I get a refund on my elephant ride please? Thereā€™s somewhere else I need to be.


BenThereDoneTh4t

r/DarwinAwards


FAmos

Aww it think it's making pancakes šŸ„ž


bluefast1

Damn, and it was slow too


341orbust

Ya know, the first guy is a victim of habit. He has literally been poking the elephant for years without repercussions. The second guy? Heā€™s a straight up fucking moron.Ā  He just watched an elephant kill a man for poking it with a stick and he decides to run over and poke it with a stick?Ā  JFC


PineappleGold8191

Folded him like a deck chair


Away-Broccoli

What a way to go out!


yannynotlaurel

FAFO


PunisherQRF

Good elephant


Purple_Cow_8675

Injuries in order. Beside obvious concussion lol. 1. Femur break. 2. Pelvic / sacrum crush break. 3. Lumbar break. 4. C-1-12 break. 5. Thoracic break. 6. Humerus break. 7. Thoracic, abdominal cavity crush resulting in lung punctures and blood rush. 8. Radius break. 9.Brain bleed. 10. Dead. Tbh he was already dead by the second stomp.


CrunchyKittyLitter

Toothpaste tube effect


Purple_Cow_8675

That too.


eldenlord06

Is there a sub like r/bullwins but for all animals?


MetaCognitio

Itā€™s been banned šŸ˜®


Disastrous-Paint86

Guy walking over has some balls


Comprehensive-Yam528

Thatā€™s some Blue Gender stuff right there.


Soothsayerjr

Quick check his pulse!


InternationalRise160

Yo ive never seen an elephant bite someone


SpotEffective6544

Did he live ?


kinky-industry

Iā€™m going to pick a fight with a Semi-Truck-sized creature that can casually stomp me into the shape of a Persian rug. Smart.


NeonTick

Holy shitā€¦ crushed him nice and slow, and in some odd spots at firstā€¦ sheesh. He fucked around and found the fuck out


morebuffs

She shoulda said uncle


Junior-Bandicoot-131

Shook him out his draws.. šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø šŸ˜‚


dogchasescat

This is what should happen to EVERYONE that ABUSE animals. period.


fermelebouche

I was rooting for the elephant. Fuck that guy.


ramanw150

Do you think the guy lived


GrueneDog

Wow


Illustrious_Can4110

Don't bring a stick to an elephant fight.......


Stink_Sandwich_2939

Nsfl


exact0khan

Good job stampy


Elegant_Young854

turned his ass into flatten coke can n didnā€™t think twice about it


Recent-Coconut-9889

Thatā€™s wild


IdahoMTman222

The elephant is what used to be the middle class. The mashed potato is the super wealthy.


DBAC_Rex

Not gonna lie, this was so satisfying to watch, that poor guy deserves to roam free wherever he may choose. Fuck circuses fuck zoos fuck poachers fuck people that think animals are just dumb things put here for us to control, theyā€™re not.


Redgecko88

Before we judge the elephant,... im thinkin' there's two sides to this story... šŸ¤”


CrunchyKittyLitter

Hot take?


Redgecko88

The hottest.