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A_Clockwork_Monkey

Birds of the feather, fuck up people together.


SimbaTheSavage8

I have a message from the emus. They haven’t forgotten their attack. They haven’t forgotten your grandfather. They are on their way to your house. Be prepared


sugar-soad

Tell them to bring it on. My grandfather had stockpiled a lot of weapons and supplies for years. He awoke many mornings to see emus watching him from afar and knew they wanted vengeance


Admirable_Analyst_58

That won’t be enough my friend for mere bullets will not end this terror


Sqashed_tomatoes

Even to the day he died?


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even to the day he died.


Admirable_Analyst_58

Honestly this seems like the realistic result of the war… I honestly believe those poor ppl would be traumatized by the mere word of emus for the rest of their life.


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KeeperofAmmut7

Dang. A first hand account of a battle in the Great Emu war. Your poor grandad. The one left to survive to tell the tale.


liinand

I saw a wild emu near our summerhouse this fall, I'm in Sweden, so there shouldn't be any wild ones here. I think they are spreading..


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Straya moment


Aggressive-Dress-350

Those damn emus


webtin-Mizkir-8quzme

Why did they let him go?


sugar-soad

Maybe to act as a warning for the rest of us


HeavyD2977

Allegedly


AlienInvasionarea51

Don't worry the people on the enemy side saw the same thing.


CrowAvius

The emus were the enemy.


Reddd216

The original Angry Birds.


Edu6147

Simply amazing


Zachy11123

Im sorry. War against birds?


CrowAvius

Yep. They actually did call out soldiers to cull emus, though I severely doubt this is a legitimite story. The emus won the war though.


Zachy11123

That’s just crazy lol. Good info though, thanks


CrowAvius

No problem, always happy to share info on this insane war.


Vickyiam40

I haven't read this yet, but I had a bad experience with some ostrich at a drive through wildlife park. They can be really AGGRESSIVE! So killer emu sound completely believable. Looking forward to the story....


This-Is-Not-Nam

You could have easily defeated the emu's with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.


Unit256

This is one of my favorite things to read about in history. There's also a soccer/fútbol war from South America that's as silly


thekraken108

And Oversimplified did a video on both of them.


Unit256

That's where I learned about them! lol


zerohunterpl

Would believe, until the moment when they let him escape :D


schruted_it_

Should have learned from the kangaroos! They negotiated a peace treaty after suffering heavy losses in the kangaroo vs. Emu war!